Liu Xueyin held a rolling pin and came to the Pijia chicken shop with a menacing attitude. The donkey and Li Er were so happy in their hearts, and their faces bloomed with happiness. The two of them deliberately pulled a huge drink, in order to call it huge, and delayed going to celebrate his birthday, what they watched was the play of Liu Xueyin knocking a huge head with a rolling pin, and now that the show is performing, can the two of them be unhappy?

The leather donkey looked at the huge and was about to be beaten, fantasizing about the huge being beaten and "whooping" called the bear, covering his mouth with one hand, and laughing non-stop.

Li Er also has the same mentality as the donkey. He was looking forward to this moment coming, and he wished that Liu Xueyin would knock a few more pimples on the huge head. It's not that I have a deep hatred with the giant, I just want to see the excitement and add a little fun to life.

As the saying goes, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck. Li Er is being excited here, I really didn't expect it, even if I dreamed Li Er, I couldn't imagine wow, Liu Xueyin's rolling pin, raised high, and the moment he saw that it was about to fall on the huge head, he changed his direction and knocked straight at Li Er's head. He hurriedly shouted: "Liu Xueyin, it's a mistake, your huge family is over there!" I'm Li Er, not your family's huge. He pointed to the huge and repeatedly corrected the direction of the rolling pin to Liu Xueyin.

Liu Xueyin slammed the rolling pin at the head of the leather donkey and smashed it down!

The leather donkey looked bad, and hurriedly flashed and moved, so that Liu Xueyin couldn't hit his head, and shouted in his mouth: "Li Er, where are you pointing?" Pour the water on me. Liu Xueyin, huge over there, he is your man, why are you so confused, treat me as your man! ”

Liu Xueyin danced the rolling pin like a windmill, hit the leather donkey several times, and beat the leather donkey screaming, wailing nonstop. Finished beating the donkey. Liu Xueyin didn't break up yet, and then came over to beat Li Er, saying: "It's you two who are beating, see if you two dare to do it again!" ”

Li Er finally understood what it means to plant melons and get melons, and what it means to plant beans and get beans! He covered his head and jumped back and forth in the Pijia Chicken Shop, in order to avoid Liu Xueyin's rolling pin blow. Unfortunately, the space in the chicken shop was too small, although he rushed left and right. Running back and forth, however, he still received several hits on his body. In pain, he shouted: "Stop, stop, wow, Liu Xueyin, your beating is too painful, have you suffered it?" ”

"I can't stand you! When I was coaxed at the beginning, why didn't I think I couldn't stand it? At that time, I'm afraid that the happiness ran out of bones, right? Liu Xueyin said. Continue to wave the rolling pin in her hand, facing Li Er, and she is about to continue fighting.

In a hurry, the leather donkey saw that Li Er couldn't hold it anymore. Then he shouted, "Take something and resist it." ”

Li Er bent down to look for something to resist, Liu Xueyin was even more angry, wow, he dared to take something and do it against me. If I don't hit you a few times, you will never know how powerful I am Liu Xueyin!

Li Er was in a hurry and saw the colander that the donkey usually uses to fry chicken. Resting on the edge of the pot, he picked it up and held it up to meet the rolling pin knocked by Liu Xueyin. After all, the colander is small, and the eyes on it don't work at all, and after a few rounds, the head of the colander is called Liu Xueyin's rolling pin to fall to the ground.

The donkey lay under the bed, with his thick quilt on his head, and cried out: "Colander, my colander is finished." That's three dollars. ”

Seeing that the colander was no match for his wife's rolling pin, he shouted, "Fry the scoop!" Li Er, you bastard, you won't use the fried scoop on the pot table to fight. Li Er was in a panic just now, forgetting that the fried scoop is better than a colander. Quickly threw away the handle of the colander, grabbed the fried scoop of the leather donkey's stir-fried vegetables, buckled it on his head, Liu Xueyin's rolling pin knocked on the fried scoop on Li Er's head, and there was a jingling sound, so lively!

Seeing that Li Erguang had the ability to parry, he reminded: "Li Er, you are a bastard, you don't know how to fight, take a fried scoop to fight with her, who is afraid of whom." ”

Liu Xueyin looked at Li Er, his heart was angry, he raised the rolling pin in his hand high, and rushed to the fried scoop in Li's second-hand, and slammed the new fried scoop of the leather donkey's house into two egg-sized holes, and the leather donkey screamed in pain, crying: "My scoop wow, how can I stir-fry and cook in the future?" ”

Liu Xueyin didn't know what Tiangu Star had committed, not only beating Li Erpi's donkey, but also smashing the pots and pans of the chicken shop, what was smashing loudly when it landed, just listening to the chicken shop, ping pong, sparse uproar, click, that movement is much more lively than playing drums!

Liu Xueyin gritted his teeth, handed the rolling pin in his hand to the huge hand, and scolded: "Dead ghost, go home with the rolling pin, and when you go back, see how I clean up your bastard!" ”

Liu Xueyin went out, pushed up her family's electric car in front, and carried a rolling pin in the back.

As soon as Li Ersaw that the alarm was lifted, he threw away the broken fried scoop in his hand, slipped a cigarette, jumped and jumped, ran to the small peach house of the seafood building, hid, and did not dare to show up.

The leather donkey crawled out from under the bed, looking around, the home was the same as on the battlefield, with dishes and chopsticks, furniture, daily necessities, and the pot table for cooking chicken, all in a mess. It's full of devastation, so people can't feel sad.

"It's ??? This?? But what can I do? The donkey sat on the ground in a daze, out of proportion. Silly.

Li Er hid in the upstairs of the seafood building, touching a few pimples on his head that were not very big, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, thanks to the fried scoop of the leather donkey's house. If it weren't for the old man who fried it, my head would not have been opened by the hateful Liu Xueyin. At that time, stealing chickens was not a recipe for rice, how embarrassing it was.

Li Er was secretly rejoicing here, and Xiao Taohong pushed the door in with a smile. Pursing his lips and smiling, he asked, "Kiss my brother, why do you have time to come to my bedroom to play?" Is it that no one in the village is doing housework, so I don't need the help of you, the big mediator? ”

When Xiao Taohong saw the pimples on Li Er's head, her face immediately changed, she ran over anxiously, hugged Li Er's head, looked at it carefully, and asked eagerly: "Who is so bold that he dares to hit the village cadres?" It's too much to hold the mediation committee as an inappropriate cadre! Say it, and I'll take your breath! ”

Li Er snorted and said, "It's not your brother and sister-in-law, it's not a good thing to do." ”

"Did you provoke my sister-in-law? For no reason, you're full, what are you going to provoke her? Was it the idea of a leather donkey? ”

Speaking of the leather donkey, Li Er suddenly felt that the pimple on his head didn't hurt at all. happily told Little Peach: "The donkey is crying at home." Thankfully, it wasn't in my house at the time. The leather donkey's family called Liu Xueyin and smashed it to a pulp. If you don't believe me, go check it out. ”

Xiao Peach sent Xiao Hong to the Pijia Chicken Shop to investigate, and came back to report with little effort. Sure enough, the leather donkey was at home, crying with a handful of snot and tears tidying up his pots and pans, rotten water and rotten colanders, and the rags all over the ground, a lot of cooked roast chickens, scattered in all corners of the chicken shop in disorder. Wait, wait. Too many beautiful things.

Xiao Taohong gently rubbed Li Er's head and comforted him: "Don't worry, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren." The donkey's chicken shop is smashed, and maybe it will be on fire. I see, the smashing of the chicken shop is not necessarily a bad thing. ”

Li Er didn't worry about the leather donkey, so he asked Xiao Taohong to go over to comfort the leather donkey and give him a reassuring pill to eat. Just a few good words, the donkey is straight-hearted and coaxing.

Xiao Taohong followed Li Er's instructions and went to the Pijia Chicken Shop, but she didn't do much effort. Turned back. Not only did people come back quickly, but they also brought back anger on their faces.

Li Er hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" Does he ask for money? ”

Little Peach said with a dark face: "If he says that he loses money, can I still be angry?" ”

"Then his request is ???????" Li Er redoubled his caution and looked at Xiao Taohong's face. So guessed.

"He thinks of good things, that I should kiss him on the mouth, and comfort his wounded donkey's heart! You say, is it angry or not? It's purely to take someone's kindness. It's a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

"It's over, it's over. How many kisses did he kiss you in total? Tell me and I'll go to the village council immediately. Hug his wife Wufeng, don't come back! I, Li Er, have never suffered such a secret loss since I was a child! ”

"You want to kiss his lame wife, don't you?"

Li Er nodded.

"You dare!" Xiao Taohong stared at the apricot eyes big and round, forced Li Er's eyes, and said, "As for the wife of the donkey, it's also worth kissing your mouth?" What kind of mouth is that? Even dirty and smelly! ”

Li Er hurriedly kissed the little peach's cheeks. reviewed: "It's me who was confused for a while, and I took Wufeng as you, and it was not mine." I give you a deep review, salute! ”

Xiao Taohong grabbed Li Er's hand and said affectionately: "Dear brother, in this world, what I care about is you alone, you belong to me, I belong to you, we are a whole, you can't do without me, and I can't do without you." ”

"You can't do without each other, do you have any formalities?" I don't know when, the huge slipped in quietly, and poured a scoop of cold water on the heads of the two lovers.

Li Er let out a long sigh. Slowly let go of the arm holding the little peach. Sitting on the bed in a daze, there was no movement.

Huge said: "Li Er, you and my sister have been involved for many years, and outsiders know that you two are a natural pair, but outsiders know that you two live together, as long as my sister is willing, I have no objection." But the problem is, you two can't drag it out indefinitely, I think you should give my sister a name. Zhang Fengxian has been abroad for several years, and there is no date to come back. You see, if it's a wedding with my sister, even if it's an extremely simple ceremony, it's a matter of my brother's heart. I am also my brother, and I have fulfilled my brother's responsibilities. When my mother was dying, she entrusted my sister to me, and when I die in the future, how can I have the face to see my father? How do you explain it to your parents? ”

Xiao Taohong looked at Li Er with tears in her eyes, wanted to say something, but didn't say it, covered her face with both hands, and went downstairs crying.

The donkey came to find the big man and shouted, "Big man, where to escape?" Hurry up and take your life. ”

The leather donkey went up to catch the huge one, and pulled it to see the loss of the chicken shop. Li Er said: "There is something to discuss. Isn't it just those broken plates and rotten bowls, I think of a way to make it up for you, isn't it over? ”

Pangda also said: "Blind donkey, you don't know my wife's temper." It came up with a gust of wind. Just now you want to kiss my sister's mouth, I'm going to tell your wife and see if she doesn't break your donkey legs! ”

The leather donkey looked at Li Er, a little embarrassed. I wanted to explain, but I couldn't find a reason for it. I had to say: "I also played the role of wine just now, I can drop good wine on the road, so I can't say a few words about wine?" Beautiful girl, who doesn't want to hug yourself in your arms? ”

"I'll tell you to hug enough!" Li Er picked up an empty beer bottle on the ground, stuffed it into his arms, pressed the donkey's gown hard, and called the beer bottle to fall out of the donkey's heart.

Tilting his smooth winter melon head, he asked, "Li Er, just now you said that you helped the leather donkey solve the broken things in his house, but is there any good way to make money?" Otherwise, the lame wife of the leather donkey will definitely not be able to spare him, maybe at night, Wufeng will come home and ask for the life of the blind donkey, save his donkey's life. ”

Li Erdao: "August 15 is People's Day, and there are a lot of gifts. The donkey went back to make more roast chicken, I ran errands, went to the factories with good benefits in our village, chatted with them, called those manufacturers, and gave benefits to employees, and appropriately considered the possibility of fever chicken. As for the chicken in the chicken shop, to put it bluntly, it is not enough for a factory. ”

Huge wrenched his fingers, counted them one by one, and calculated: "One person, one person's factory, is a chicken." A factory of 10 people is 10 chickens, and a factory of 100 people is a 100 chickens. Not to mention, there are five factories here, that is, 500 chickens, blind donkeys, now you can send it. A blessing in disguise. In my opinion, the leather donkey, your chicken shop, if you don't smash it, you can't burn, or my wife's rolling pin has the ability, so where is the rolling pin, it's a cornucopia. ”

Li Er instigated Dang and said, "Your rolling pin is so precious, why don't you hurry home and offer it?" Recite Amitabha Buddha 100 times a day, and your rolling pin will bring good luck to your family. ”

The donkey said: "Hurry up and go home and smash things, smash all the bottles and cans in the clinic, Li Er will also think of a way for you, so that you can also earn some money, so that Liu Xueyin will be happy." ”

"I'll go back to the clinic and smash it." Huge and confidently gone. (To be continued......)