Li Er had a fever at night, and after breakfast, he went to the kidnapping clinic to get medicine to eat. Liu Xueyin saw Li Er coming step by step, saw that he had words in his mouth, and before he sat down at the door, he asked: "I saw you walking just now, and you were still muttering in your mouth, what did you say?" ”

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, hit it dog aunt!" Li Er said the last sentence, pointed at Liu Xueyin's face with his finger, and then laughed.

Liu Xueyin said angrily: "Old and indecent things. said, the two wives of Zhang San were made yellow, aren't you happy? Didn't Zhang San ask you for a wife? Why, I didn't see anyone? ”

"My own wife hasn't come back yet, how can I be in the mood to care about Zhang San's wife? I'm sick, show me, do you have a cold? Liu Xueyin, you have to always remember, we have something to do. Li Eryi smiled.

Liu Xueyin was quick, stuffed the thermometer into Li Er's armpit, opened his mouth, looked at his tongue, and said: "I, Liu Xueyin, have something to do with dogs and cats, but I have nothing to do with you Li Er." Say what's going on at night? Did Gou Huan not stay overnight and get sick tired? Chew your tongue outside again, and be careful that I suck your mouth. ”

Li Er accidentally found a box of good wine under the table, so he said casually: "Where did the good wine come from?" Do you want to have a treat? When the time comes, I'll be the first to come and cheer. ”

"The beauty of thinking! Did you drink that wine? That's good wine. ”

Li Er praised: "It is indeed a good wine. Is it for a huge birthday? ”

"Give him a death day! That good wine was for my uncle's birthday, not for the huge. ”

Li Er sighed lightly: "When will I be like your uncle, someone will give me a birthday." ”

Li Er took out a hundred yuan, put it on the table, and asked Liu Xueyin to bring him some good medicine to eat. Who knew that Liu Xueyin took the money and only gave Li Eryi a box of jelly beans for babies and young children! So they kicked him out of the clinic.

Li Er shouted loudly outside the door: "Medicine, give me medicine." ”

Liu Xueyin said through the crack in the door: "You are not sick. What kind of medicine to take? It's good to resist resistance. Giving you a box of jelly beans is to coax children to play, because ah, you used to be my petite. ”

Li Er understood what Liu Xueyin meant, and his heart was warm for a while, and he felt that his whole body was hot, and he was refreshed and cured. He was worried about the box of good wine in Liu Xueyin's clinic, so he came to the Pijia Chicken Shop and told the leather donkey sneakily: "Do you know? Under the table in the clinic. There was a case of good wine. It was Liu Xueyin's uncle who celebrated his birthday and called him to celebrate his birthday. ”

"You mean ????????"

"What do you have a good idea for that box of good wine?" Li Er asked the donkey quietly.

The leather donkey looked at Li Er's mysterious appearance, shook his head and said, "It's not easy to do." We are not Liu Xueyin's uncle, no way. ”

Li Er put his mouth on the root of the leather donkey's ears, muttered for a long time, laughed at what the leather donkey said, and clapped his hands and praised: "Okay, good idea." That's it! ”

Huge reported in the seafood building, went to the kitchen to kill a few Wang Ba, looked at the watch, more than ten o'clock. He said to Gou Youdao that he went to celebrate his uncle's birthday, and without waiting for Gou Youdao to nod, he went out of the seafood restaurant alone. Go to the clinic to change into a good clothes, dress up neatly, and use the new electric car bought yesterday. He took out the box of good wine prepared by his wife, sealed it on the back seat of the electric car, and tied the box back and forth twice with a small rope of color. I tried that it really wouldn't fall, so I whistled, pushed the electric car, and went up the street in front of the clinic. He had just taken two steps when he saw a donkey waving to him in front of the chicken shop. With curiosity, he hurriedly came to the front of the chicken shop, put up the electric car, and moved it to the side of the chicken shop. He asked, "Blind donkey, what are you going to do?" If you have something to say, you can say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go. Lao Tzu also has to go to celebrate his uncle's birthday. ”

The donkey said: "It's a pity, it's a pity, you went to celebrate your birthday, why didn't you say it earlier?" I made an appointment with Li Er, thinking, let's three old classmates, let's have a good drink in the chicken shop at noon today. Look. The donkey pushed open the door of the chicken shop, and on the table where the donkey family ate, there were four plates of dishes neatly arranged, including cucumbers mixed with beef, a plate of grasshoppers, a plate of ghosts, and the plate of grasshoppers, fried golden brown, the temptation that made people drool at a glance. Last plate of steamed scallops. In addition, there are four small dishes, namely, peanuts, small pickles, boiled green beans, and boiled edamame.

Huge looked at these dishes and hurriedly asked, "What about Li Er?" ”

The donkey replied, "Go home and get the wine, and say, the bottle of good wine at home is it today." ”

There is good wine and good food, and if you don't eat it, you will feel itchy, so she proposed: "Let's drink a little bit of it first, show the affection between classmates, and after that, I will leave immediately!" ”

The huge butt had just been stained with Maza, and Li Er came back, and as the leather donkey said, he was holding a bottle of good wine, about 200 yuan a bottle, and he was talking about the wholesale price.

Li Er proposed: "Huge, what about you, speed up, let's drink this bottle of good wine, you can go, the east and west are next to each other, and you will be at your uncle's house in eight minutes by electric car." Actually, it's not a time short. ”

The donkey took his electronic clock, put it between him and Pang, and said, "Dapang looks at the watch, and he must not delay his birthday." Begin! ”

He took a sip of wine, put a golden grasshopper in his mouth and chewed it, and said, "It's so fragrant." I looked at my watch, and at half past eleven, I officially set off from the chicken shop, and arrived at my uncle's house at eleven thirty-eight o'clock, drinking and eating, and there was no delay.

Three people drink a bottle of wine, and it's over in a few minutes. Li Er said Pi Donkey, my good wine is finished, what about yours? ”

The leather donkey grinned and said, "I really don't have any good wine at home, I'll go to the neighbor's house to borrow two bottles of good wine, let's drink it first, and then I'll go wholesale tomorrow, and then return it to others, it's not the same." That way, you will drink good wine and save money. ”

The two of them clapped their hands in approval. The donkey didn't go out much, so he took the wine in his hand, came back with a smile, and asked Li Er to check the authenticity of the wine, and determined that it was good wine. The leather donkey also held the electronic watch in his hand from time to time, called the huge to take a look, and reminded the huge one: "Look at the watch, don't exceed the hour." ”

Huge look at the watch, eleven a little more than a little more.

Li Er said: "I said a riddle when I was a child, you two guess, if anyone guesses wrong, drink." ”

The donkey said, "I'll come first." The guest doesn't oppress the master. ”

Huge argued and said: "Go up the mountain and go straight to the hook, go down the mountain to roll the pomegranate, shake your head and bang, wash your face and don't comb your hair." ”

Li Erdao: "Go up the mountain and go straight to the hook, it's a dog, that dog picks up a rabbit, straightens its neck, hooks its head, right?" ”

The two of them said right in unison.

The second sentence of the big come: "Go down the mountain and roll the pomegranate." It's about hedgehogs. In order to escape from predators, when the hedgehog descends the mountain. When encountering a steep slope, he bends his body to form a ball and rolls down the mountain, which saves effort and does not hurt his body. ”

The donkey said, "The sound of the bobblehead is a woodpecker, and when it pecks at the wood, it makes a crisp binding sound." When its head shakes, it pecks, and the common people vividly say that it shakes its head and makes a bang, as for washing its face and not combing its hair. It's the cat, and sometimes, the cat licks its saliva on its front paws and rubs it on the cat's face. It's like a human washing their face, but cats don't have wooden combs and can't comb their hair. That's it. ”

"That's right! That's right! Li Er took the lead in applauding. The riddles of the three people are not divided into high and low, and it is difficult to distinguish between them. So, after discussion, the three of them drank together.

The donkey picked up the electronic watch and showed it to the giant.

Huge looked at the watch, and there were still ten minutes to go, so he proposed: "Donkey, anyway, you borrowed someone's wine, so you just borrowed two more bottles from him, and repaid the bill tomorrow. Go get it again! ”

Li Er made a look, the donkey went out, and the effort was not great, and he brought back two bottles of good wine, these two bottles, the three of them did not finish drinking, and they saw the electronic watch, which had already pointed to half past eleven.

The leather donkey urged the huge and said, "The big king is eight, the time has come, hurry up and go." Come back for tea. ”

Da Da put the remaining bottle of good wine, the bottle of wine that was not opened in his trouser pocket, went out of the door of the Pijia Chicken Shop, rode his electric car, crookedly, and went all the way to Liu Xueyin's uncle's house. When I entered the door of the house, I saw many guests, who came out of Liu's house one after another, greeted each other, blessed each other, said auspicious words, rode electric cars one by one, and some drove cars, as well as a few relatives in the village, walking and exercising, all left Liu Xueyin's uncle's house.

Puzzled, he asked, "Well, why are you all gone?" I just came, is there something going on in your family? ”

Liu Xueyin and her aunt snatched Bai angrily and said: "Huge, you have something at home, Liu Xueyin didn't squeak, why did you come so late?" ”

"I didn't come early or late, when I walked from the Pijia Chicken Shop, it was half past eleven, and the road was only eight minutes, and now it is estimated that it is less than twelve o'clock." ”

Liu Xueyin's uncle let Da Da into the house, pointed to the electronic clock on the wall of his house, and asked Da Da to take a look: "Take a closer look, what time is it?" It's two o'clock in a minute now, what kind of table is that in the Pijia Chicken Shop? Haven't you changed the old daylight saving time? Don't say anything, there are still some leftovers on the table, you can make do with the meal, and you don't need to drink the wine. ”

Huge fumbling with his winter melon head is still wondering, what's the problem? I thought about it for a long time and didn't understand what was going on. I had to eat a few bites of steamed buns hastily, and then got up to leave. said in his mouth: "Your niece Liu Xueyin, bought a box of good wine for your two old comrades, you untie it from the electric car and move it to the house by yourself, I won't go in." ”

Liu Xueyin's aunt is a yellow-faced old knife woman. She carried the wine box very lightly, put it on the ground, tore the box on the spot, and saw that there were two bottles of wine inside, so she asked with a straight face: "You come to celebrate your birthday, there are two bottles of wine in the box." ”

Da Da suddenly remembered that he still had a bottle in his trouser pocket, so he hurriedly took it out and handed it to Liu Xueyin and her aunt. At this time, Liu Xueyin and her aunt grabbed the handle, turned her face at that time, entered the living room, and immediately hung up the phone to Liu Xueyin, and criticized unceremoniously: "Big niece, don't say it, I'm an outsider, your uncle is a real uncle, your family is huge to celebrate your birthday, why did you take three bottles of wine?" Besides, the third bottle of wine was still taken out of his trouser pocket. Aren't you afraid that this thing will get out? It's not impossible to come empty-handed without money, I can take care of the food! ”

Liu Xueyin and her aunt hung up the phone with a "snap", and the noise of the phone made Liu Xueyin's ears buzz. She quickly called back to ask what was going on. This time it was her uncle who answered the phone. Her uncle told Liu Xueyin on the phone that Pangda had just entered the door, carrying a bottle of wine in his trouser pocket, and there were two bottles of wine in the box in the back seat of the electric car. You don't have to take today's events to heart. Ah, sometime to play. ”

"Before ten o'clock, he left home, could it be that he was on the way, and drank the wine himself? It's impossible, if he drinks three bottles of wine alone and gets down early, he can't ride an electric car to your house. Liu Xueyin apologized to his uncle on the phone. Good words say a car, her uncle doesn't matter, don't get angry. But Liu Xueyin's aunt was unrelenting, and when Dafang left, he angrily returned the three bottles of wine that Dada brought to Liu Xueyin as they were!

The leather donkey sat in front of his chicken shop, and when he saw Dafang coming back from a distance, he waved him over and over again. At this time, it was huge, the strength of the wine was still there, and I didn't know the seriousness of the problem. Seeing the donkey beckoning, he rode an electric car and came directly to the Pijia chicken shop and asked the donkey: "Is your electronic watch not allowed?" I went to my uncle's house, and Liu Xueyin and her uncle's birthday celebration were to look at the time of the electronic watch of the chicken shop, why was it two hours late? ”

The donkey let Da Da into the chicken shop, pointed to the electronic watch on the wall, and called Da Da to see: "You kid, take a good look, my electronic watch is right?" Look at Li Erye's mobile phone, right to the table. ”

Li Er showed the mobile phone to Pangda, and the time on it was completely consistent with the electronic watch of the Pijia Chicken Shop, almost every second. The donkey has just put the electronic watch right, can it not be accurate?

Scratching his scalp, he couldn't figure it out, and said to himself, "What's going on?" He was still wondering, and Liu Xueyin, who was angry, held a rolling pin, but he came over?????? (To be continued......)