Chapter 364

The donkey was replaced with a new electric car, and then I realized that the electric car could be replaced. Huge suffered a loss, followed Li Er every day, and asked him for the 2,000 yuan for food. No matter how Li Er explained, he just didn't listen.

Li Er said: "You asked me to mediate, this is the work of the village, eating a working meal at work, it is a matter of course, you are willing to invite me, and the police at the police station are also working meals, if you are entangled again, I will go to the police station to find the two assistant policemen and ask them to pay for the meal together." ”

The matter involved people from the police station, and they had to give up. Liu Xueyin was reluctant in his heart, but he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he had to stretch his neck and suffer this dumb loss. Later, Dada went to find a leather donkey again, and the leather donkey refused to pay, Liu Xueyin couldn't let out the anger in his stomach, so he sprinkled the anger on her man's huge body, scolded him for a whole night, and punished him for three days without going out, let alone allowing him to have the slightest contact with the leather donkey Li Er.

Strange to say, three days later, the donkey took the initiative to send the 2,000 yuan. Liu Xueyin was pleasantly surprised. It turned out that when he asked the leather donkey for money, Li Er felt uncomfortable, so he said: "The leather donkey, it's huge, and I don't think it's suitable." So, I think of a way, you stay up all night, let's give the money to a huge amount, you see if it's okay. ”

The donkey said, "I'm also responsible. It was I who encouraged the huge tricycle to ride that day. ”

Li Er said: "The reason why I don't give a huge meal money is not that I don't have money, but I want Liu Xueyin to scold a huge meal, I want to see the excitement, that's all." Now that Liu Xueyin has been scolded, punished, and punished, he has also suffered the crime, so let's give him the money. ”

It is harder to get the donkey to get money out of his pocket than to kill him. Li Er knew this. He told Donkey to leave his new electric car outside the door of his chicken shop, unlocked, but to carry the tricycle's battery to the house. Ask the donkey not to sleep, and prick up its ears to listen to the movement outside.

The first night was fine. Li Er instructed the donkey to rest during the day, and at night the donkey's eyes widened, listening carefully outside, if someone stole the electric car, he would come out and catch it.

Sure enough, on the second night, someone pressed a new battery to the leather donkey's electric car, and when he rode it, he wanted to leave, but was caught by the leather donkey. After negotiation, the thief gave the donkey five hundred dollars. The donkey let the man go. But the new battery installed on the leather donkey electric car, the leather donkey said that it would not let the guy take it off. Seeing that the east had turned white, the man had no choice but to take a step back and walk away empty.

The donkey took the thief's battery to Shrimp Paste, and Shrimp Paste gave him five hundred yuan. The donkey is not stupid, he didn't tell the true origin of this battery, only said that it was at home, there was a piece of his son's old battery, and he used it improvised. I sold the new battery for wine.

The shrimp sauce coveted the cheap battery, and did not ask about the real origin of the battery, so he gave the donkey money in a daze. The next night, another thief fell for the donkey. He also sent another new battery to the donkey, and the donkey kept the battery as usual, and told the thief to leave another 500 yuan. Three nights in a row. Night after night. The leather donkey also wanted to ask the thief for money again on the fourth night, Li Er resolutely disagreed, and he persuaded the leather donkey to accept it when he saw it. "Is the thief's money so well spent?" This is what he admonished the donkey.

The donkey paid back the huge amount of food. There is still a thousand yuan left, and he is beautiful, and he gave Li Er a thumbs up again and again, and praised: "Second Master Li, there is yours." ”

Just when the three of Pi Donkey, Pangda, Li Er, and the three of them were smiling, the shrimp paste that sold electric cars came to Pi Donkey with a sad face, saying that the new batteries that Pi Donkey gave him were completely his own.

The donkey asked, "Where did you put your battery?" ”

"The battery I bought was placed in my warehouse, and I was busy making money these days, so I didn't go home to see, but I just ate and lived in the front room of the electric car seller, and the warehouse at home was stolen, and I didn't know wow. Do you remember what the thief looked like? Shrimp Sauce asked the donkey.

The donkey shook its head like a rattle, and kept saying that it was dark and that it was impossible to see the true face of the thief. The shrimp paste had to be stopped.

The leather donkey couldn't get a good way for Li Er to make a fortune, and he couldn't find Li Er himself, so he came to find Dafang, saying that he wanted to treat him in the seafood restaurant, and he wanted Dafang to come forward, and invited Li Er to the banquet, and also said that he would ask Xiao Taohong to accompany him.

Huge happily dialed Li Er's mobile phone: "Er, the donkey skin boss is going to have a treat in the seafood restaurant, and you are welcome to participate." ”

"Why didn't he call himself?"

"I'm sorry to ask you for advice on how to get rich."

"Who else is participating?"

"And my sister, as well as me and my wife, finally caught the donkey once, and Lao Tzu couldn't spare him."

"I'll go over as soon as I get back, you drink tea first, I'm not there, I can't move chopsticks, remember?"

Da put down the phone and said in his heart: "If you don't come, we can't move chopsticks yet?" Bullshit! Lao Tzu ate meat, and you eight lambs will already drink some soup. If you weren't useful, Lao Tzu's urine would be reluctant to give you a drink. ”

When Li Er arrived, the banquet had already begun, and the dishes on the table were almost eaten.

The donkey asked, "Second Brother Li, why did you come?" ”

Li Er saw the huge and freshly washed winter melon head at a glance, wet and still dripping. He knew that it must be a huge agitation to eat, so he looked at the huge head and replied to the donkey's question: "I have been unwell for the past few days, and I have committed the problem of damp scrotum, and there is water on the eggs, as if I had just washed them. ”

The donkey laughed.

Xiao Taohong scolded Li Erdao: "You have a lot of bullshit, hurry up and sit down and eat." ”

Li Er was scolded by Xiao Taohong, not only was he not annoyed, but he laughed a few times, sat next to Xiao Taohong, and took a big sip of the wine glass.

Liu Xueyin said: "Second Master Li, I know that you don't have many good intentions, but a lot of bad intentions. Say, the donkey is an iron rooster, he can bleed today, it's really groundbreaking, you quickly tell your good way, we can eat and drink boldly, if you don't have a good idea, let's break up as soon as possible. ”

"Didn't I say it was okay?" Li Er threw a prawn that Xiao Peach had picked into his mouth, and continued: "Leather donkey, you are holding a golden doll to ask for food, think about it, that baby bowl in your house was used by the emperor to eat back then!" You take it out, and the exhibition collects money. Nowadays, some people don't know how to spend their money, as long as you can play new tricks, they are willing to pay. ”

"Let's talk about specific, theoretical bullshit, don't say it." Huge poured Li Er full of wine and urged him to speak quickly.

Li Er took a small bowl in front of him in his hand and said to everyone: "Come and see, come and see, this is the imperial bowl, the emperor used it for dinner, take a look at a thousand, touch a thousand touches, use it to eat a bowl of rice, ten thousand, taste the taste of being an emperor??????"

Little Peach clapped her hands and applauded: "Good way! There must be someone who pays to eat with it, who doesn't want to be the emperor? This is the emperor's treatment! ”

Liu Xueyin nodded and said: "Pi donkey, rely on this treasure bowl, you will definitely be able to make a fortune, tomorrow you will take the treasure bowl to the market to try, I think it will work." ”

The leather donkey followed the method that Li Er said, and it really worked, and within a few days, it became famous, and there was an endless stream of people who came to see the bowl and appreciate the bowl. I can get twenty or thirty thousand yuan a day, and I will be happy with the leather donkey, and the corners of my mouth will grin on my cheeks.

The skin donkey's in-laws, who are also beautiful, heard that the skin donkey used the treasure bowl to make money, so they asked Pi Qiang to send 30,000 yuan, and said that if they appreciated the 30,000 yuan, the skin donkey promised to let the in-laws play for three days, and asked Pi Qiang to take the treasure bowl over, and then be responsible for getting it back.

Wufeng looked at the leather donkey and made a fortune, and then thought about himself after all, he was old and yellow, and he couldn't win in the competition with Aihua, so he simply left Huang Dakuo, stuck to the leather donkey, and no longer had half-heartedness, and lived a life with the leather donkey sincerely.

The leather donkey is in front of the leather chicken shop every day, moving a table, spreading a red cloth on the table, putting the treasure bowl on the table, letting people enjoy and play, calling people to eat and drink with the bowl, Wufeng is responsible for collecting money, the two of them are happy every day, half a year down, they have earned more than one million yuan, the leather donkey is not called Wufeng to cook at home, directly in the seafood building to pack a small private room, but also bought a very large safe, every night, lock the treasure bowl in the safe, for fear of losing.

That afternoon, an old man with glasses came, and he said that he would see a thousand dollars, and the donkey handed him the bowl. He also obeyed the rules and handed a thousand yuan to Wufeng.

Wufeng took the money and twisted it in his hand, something was wrong, so he carefully checked the thousand yuan, it was all fake. She said to the donkey: "Donkey, the money is fake. ”

The donkey was about to get angry, but the old man raised the bowl in his hand, and shouted to the people who were watching the excitement: "Friends, this bowl is fake!" The owner of the treasure bowl, take a fake bowl to cheat money, we can't spare him! ”

The people present first shook in amazement, and then shouted in unison: "Liar, liar!" Smash his fake bowl! ”

The crowd was indignant, especially those who had eaten with money in the past, the more they thought about it, the more they didn't feel it, they spent a high price, but they used fake bowls, which was 10,000 yuan.

Everyone rushed up, and I don't know who it was, snatched the treasure bowl from the old man's hand, held it high above his head, used his strength to eat milk, and threw the treasure bowl on the cement floor in front of the chicken shop! With a crisp sound, the treasure bowl was shattered! It's eight and a half!

The leather donkey stretched out his hand to stop it, but it was already three autumns. He screamed anxiously, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth, and he passed out on the spot!

Yes, the treasure bowl is his family's missionary treasure, his lifeline, and now that it is ruined, can he not feel distressed?

Everyone saw that there was a life, and they dispersed in a hurry, in front of the chicken shop, only Wufeng was left, she lay on the leather donkey, crying and shouting: "Leather donkey, leather donkey, you wake up, you wake up, don't scare me, I'm afraid." Someone, help. (To be continued......)