Chapter 365

Li Er and Pangda were drinking tea in the seafood restaurant, and when they heard Wufeng's cry, Pangda smiled and said, "Second Master Li, did you hear that?" The wife of the leather donkey forgot her surname, she was overjoyed, and cried excitedly. ”

Li Er was puzzled: "Isn't it?" Why do I listen to crying so sadly? I'm afraid that something bad has happened, otherwise, women won't cry so miserably and desolately. It's better to go out and have a look. ”

Huge followed behind Li Er, hurriedly ran out of the seafood building, and came to the door of Wufeng's crying chicken shop, and sure enough, he saw blood on the corner of Wufeng's mouth, lying in Wufeng's arms, drooping his head, motionless. Li Er hurriedly called a taxi, and carried the donkey up with the big man, and sent him to the hospital in the development zone. Fortunately, the rescue was timely, and the donkey was just in a hurry, and it was okay to slow down.

"My bowl, my baby, wow, you're done, woo woo woo ??????" The donkey lay on the hospital bed, bursting into tears, crying and screaming, still feeling sorry for his treasure bowl.

The leather donkey lost the baby, and he gloated a little in his heart, but on the surface, he still pretended to be sympathetic to the leather donkey, and pretended to persuade: "Leather donkey, people can't be resurrected after death, and the festival mourns and changes, and it is important to take care of your body." ”

Li Er coughed vigorously next to him, thinking about it, no, wow, what he said is not right, there are no dead people in his family, what is the sorrow of the festival, what is the change? immediately changed his words and said: "A broken bowl, forget it, is it worth it for you to cry and squeeze your tears?" But, donkey, let me ask you, you used to pack that small private room in the seafood restaurant, I'm afraid you don't have a wallet now, right? In my opinion, it's better to return it, don't be reckless if you don't have money, Second Master Li, don't you say? ”

Li Er still coughed, and instead of answering the huge question, he patted the leather donkey on the shoulder and persuaded in a low voice: "Leather donkey." When the bowl is broken, your heart is upset, and we feel sorry for you. But then again, you don't have to cry for that broken bowl, because it's not worth crying for, because it's fake. ”

Huge asked: "Pi Donkey, that old man said that the bowl is fake, what about your real bowl?" Isn't it that you kid is afraid that the bowl will be lost on weekdays, so you will steal the beam and change the pillar, and show everyone a fake bowl every day? ”

Let's start with the old man. He is the one who bought the bowl from Old Man Li back then. His precious son, because he was sick, had to sell the bowl to his son. Unexpectedly, his son has congenital heart disease, and the child's illness was from his grandmother's house. If you don't live long, you will be sick once in a few days. Put a cook's house, toss inside and out, and sell everything that can be sold. The child was sick and urgently needed money, so the cook who forced the production team to exchange the rations for money and took them out to stuff holes for this short-lived ghost. Wait until the family is poor and white. His account was also settled, and on a snowy night, he drove away. Back to his grandmother's house. Ran to the next unlucky one. The anxious cook stomped his feet again and again, scolding: "This short-lived ghost is purely owed to him in his previous life, the treasure bowl was sold, and he left, this is all fate." ”

The cook knows the price of the treasure bowl, and knows that with his ability to be a cook, he can't earn half a bowl of money in two lifetimes! Just gave up in vain, and I was really unwilling to do so. It is better to be broken than to be complete. My baby, if you can't keep it in my hands, you can only destroy it!

The cook thought about it day and night, inquired about it, and after decades, he finally heard the news of the treasure bowl three months ago. He quit the Lu restaurant where he stir-fried, took a month's salary, came to Luzhou alone, and used the 3,000 yuan in his hand to hold the treasure bowl and enjoy it for half an hour. The moment he handed the bowl back, his eyes were full of tears! Later, he wanted to destroy the treasure bowl with his own hands, but he had no money in his hand, so in desperation, he went to the black market to buy a thousand yuan of counterfeit money, and with the only one hundred yuan on his body, he bought a two hundred and fifty, and asked him to be responsible for dropping the bowl. Things went very smoothly, and the two hundred and five were also very powerful, and the bowl was smashed smoothly. He may not know that he has exhausted his calculations and dropped a fake bowl! In a hurry, he couldn't identify it for a while, and second, he was not an expert in identifying ancient porcelain. After he succeeded, he ran away, for fear that people would catch up with him and kill him.

Although the donkey did not have any serious diseases, his heart disease could not be cured by doctors and nurses by all means. The specific table is: It is good during the day, it is normal, that is, the sky cannot be dark, as soon as the sun sets, his body temperature rises, and he has a terrible fever at night.

Wufeng understands that the leather donkey has a heart disease, but how to persuade it, the knots in the donkey's mind just can't be solved. Let Wufeng wear out his mouth, it just won't work. Huge also came to help persuade several times, but the donkey or nephew played the lantern, as usual. You say, if you are sorrowful, you have the heart to die.

Li Er was helping out in the seafood restaurant, but he was actually waiting to drink Wang Ba soup. I didn't want Wufeng to break into the door in one step, and was about to kneel down in front of Li Er, but was grabbed by Xiao Taohong, who was quick-eyed, she asked anxiously: "Sister Wufeng, what are you doing here?" It's a big thing, you can't kneel, my dear brother told you to kneel like this, and your longevity must not be reduced by half, say! What's so urgent? ”

"Save the donkey, right? He has a high fever every night, and sometimes he talks nonsense, which is strange and scary, I know that Li Er is a capable person, and there is no head in the world that he can't shave, little peach, for the sake of all the villagers, ask your dear brother to help save my donkey. Wufeng begged, bent his legs, and knelt down for Xiao Taohong.

Li Er said: "The leather donkey has a heart disease, and it is not easy to treat." In my opinion, it is better to ask him to be discharged from the hospital and go home, eat and drink in the seafood restaurant every day, and with me and Dada by his side, his illness will be cured within three years. ”

Liu Xueyin said: "The skin donkey's illness is good, Wufeng's illness is on the body again, eat it for three years, and you can think of it!" After eating seafood for three years, it is better to kill Wufeng, what do you say, Wufeng, isn't it? ”

Wufeng hesitated a little and didn't dare to express her position, she couldn't conclude whether Li Er was telling the truth or a lie. Because Li Er's speech has always been true and false, false and real, it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish whether his sentence is true and that sentence is false. Sometimes, you estimate that Li Er is telling a lie, but later, it turns out that he is telling the truth, sometimes you estimate that he is telling the truth, but later, it turns out that he is a lie.

Wufeng asked, "Li Er, what did you say, to call the donkey out of the hospital?" Is it okay to come back and eat Wang Ba soup? ”

Li Er replied: "I'm not a doctor, I can't say." However, I estimate that heart disease still needs heart medicine. The donkey is back, and it's good to do his ideological work, isn't it? Besides, the body of the leather donkey really needs to be nourished, let's persuade him together, can he still be bad? As long as he is in a good mood, he will not worry about his lack of enlightenment. ”

Liu Xueyin said: "Li Er, it's easy to say, but it's hard to do. If he has three long and two short, you can't get rid of it, and you can't walk around if you can't eat. You must know that the donkey is now a serious patient, this matter is not trivial, you have to think about it, no matter how good the Wang Ba soup in the seafood restaurant is, it is not as good as the medicine in the hospital. ”

Wufeng was afraid that Li Er would retreat, and was about to speak, but Li Er slapped his chest and blew away the fat air: "As for the skin donkey's dim sum disease, I can cure it with a word, if you don't believe it, let the skin donkey be discharged from the hospital." I treated him, and I didn't even need to take medicine, so I used Wang Ba Tang from the seafood restaurant to treat him. ”

Just when Wufeng was about to be happy, he didn't expect Li Er to add another sentence at the end of his words: "Anyway, a dead donkey should be a live donkey doctor." With this sentence, the heart that lifted Wufeng was pressed down again. She really couldn't figure out what Li Er said in her heart, what did she mean in the clouds. Can it be done, Wufeng beat the drum in his heart.

Huge said: "Wufeng, since Li Er dares to say it, I will believe him and try it once." Anyway, your donkey, half-dead in the hospital, is really not good, ask our family to learn silver, worry about you, with your ability and conditions, it shouldn't be a problem to find a man. ”

"Get out!" Liu Xueyin scolded him fiercely, kicked him, and threw him into the kitchen. Turned to Wufeng and said: "Wufeng, don't be like him, our family is huge, and he has never spoken like a dog farting, and he is not a man who curses your donkey, he is also kind." ”

Li Er said: "The huge is reasonable. Wufeng, you just need to slap a huge slap hard, I will take care of the donkey's illness, and I will cure it. ”

Somehow he heard Li Er's words in the kitchen, he rushed out in one step, pointed at Li Er and said, "You are a bastard, you will tease Lao Tzu and me." It doesn't matter if you slap me, can you cure the donkey's illness 100%? Let's talk ugly ahead, if you can't cure the skin donkey's disease, you will divorce your wife Zhang Fengxian and marry Wufeng! Do you dare to bet with Lao Tzu? ”

It's huge, and it bursts out with pride for a while, and it's really on the same bar as Li Er, the bear becomes a hero, one word: good! Two words: good! (To be continued......)