Chapter 7 Pretending to be stupid (asking for red tickets, asking for collections)
Listened to Zheng Peilin's suggestion.
Bi Yuntao took Yan Xiaokai to see the emergency surgeon.
After hearing Yan Xiaokai's situation, a four-eyed doctor in his forties in the emergency surgery department didn't say a word, opened a stack of lists and handed them to the two of them, and then said without any expression: "Go pay the fee for an examination!" ”
However, when he went to pay the fee, he was taken aback, and the emergency registration fee plus the CT examination fee was more than 400!
Bi Yuntao's monthly living expenses are only 500, and now although it is the beginning of the month, the relief food at home has not yet arrived, and it is the time when the green and yellow are not available, and he only has a pitiful dozens of yuan in his pocket.
After taking out his full net worth and counting, there was still a difference of more than three hundred and fifty, so in desperation, he had to ask Yan Xiaokai, "Xiaokai, do you have any money on you?" ”
"Money?" Yan Xiaokai dug into his pockets as he drew a gourd, and after rummaging through all his pockets, he took out two crumpled banknotes, "This?" ”
Bi Yuntao almost didn't cry after looking at it, because this guy only had five yuan on him, and one of them was still missing a corner, and he didn't know if he could use it.
After stepping back from the payment window, the two looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
Bi Yuntao said: "Xiaokai, what should I do if I don't have enough money to check?" ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said indifferently: "Then don't check it, anyway, there is no illness in the next place." ”
Bi Yuntao frowned and said: "You have become like this, and you still say that you are not sick, no, this disease must be seen, I can't watch you become a fool." ”
Yan Xiaokai was a little moved, and no longer argued with him, but just asked: "But now we don't have any money, how do you think about this disease?" ”
Bi Yuntao thought for a while and said, "Why don't I call my sister and ask her to send us some money?" ”
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Your sister?" ”
Bi Yuntao said: "Bi Yu, have you forgotten? She is two years older than us, and when she was still studying accounting at the School of Finance and Economics, we often asked her to eat. ”
Yan Xiaokai vaguely flashed a pretty and beautiful figure in his mind, but when he wanted to catch it carefully, his head hurt again, in order to prevent the pain from aggravating, he didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he could only say perfunctorily: "Oh! ”
Bi Yuntao thought he remembered, and hurriedly said: "Isn't she working as an accountant in a company now?" I don't know if she pays her salary? But even if you don't pay your salary, you should have money in your hands, but if I ask her for money, she will definitely be scolded again! You also know that my sister's temper is not like a human being, and you were beaten by her when you were a child! ”
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, "Why are you being beaten up?" ”
Bi Yuntao said angrily: "It's not that your kid is dishonest, either you want to peek at her changing clothes, or peek at her boo." To be honest, if it weren't for you kid being my best friend, I would have beaten you up a long time ago! ”
Yan Xiaokai's face was red, but he was powerless to defend.
Bi Yuntao waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, this matter has passed, why are you still blushing, but I'm also surprised, you kid has always been bold and careless, and his personality is like a girl, why are you so bold in front of my sister?" ”
Yan Xiaokai felt wronged, and said that there were many mistakes, so he had to shut up again.
When Bi Yuntao was looking for his copycat apple to make a call, Yan Xiaokai saw the little white tiger...... That Zheng Peilin was walking over from the opposite side, holding a stack of lists in her hand, obviously also to pay the fee.
Yan Xiaokai carefully looked at this woman, and found that she obviously didn't look as good when she wore clothes, but the quality of the clothes on her body was obviously better than the people around her, and there was a thin Parkin necklace around her neck.
Yan Xiao moved happily, then took the list in Bi Yuntao's hand, and then said, "Brother Bi, you wait here!" ”
With that, he walked straight to Zheng Peilin.
Zheng Peilin saw the two of them from afar, and to be honest, she didn't want to see these two people again...... To be exact, Yan Xiaokai still has a little bit of a good impression of Bi Yuntao, who is gentle and polite and loves to blush, and when she finds Yan Xiaokai striding towards her, she can't help but be vigilant, because this guy looks honest, but in fact, he is slippery to death, and he is an out-and-out pervert!
"Stop!" Seeing Yan Xiaokai approaching, Zheng Peilin almost didn't make a Wing Chun gesture, and asked very vigilantly after drinking, "What do you want to do?" ”
Yan Xiaokai handed the list to her.
Zheng Peilin took it suspiciously, and found that Yan Xiaokai's name was written on it, and couldn't help asking, "What do you mean!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Please settle this together." ”
Zheng Peilin was immediately angry, and asked coldly: "Why?" ”
Yan Xiaokai lightly pointed to his head and said, "Because you smashed it." ”
Zheng Peilin was so angry that she asked, "What about my loss?" Who is responsible? ”
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "What do you have to lose?" ”
Zheng Peilin's face turned red, but the shame was only partial, and she was more angry, "I...... What about the loss of my delight from you? ”
Speaking of this, Yan Xiaokai did have a loss, but he still said vigorously: "You should know that you were forced to walk in, not willingly, so you can't blame this matter, not to mention that you have already apologized for this." What's more, if you had known that you were that white...... If you're going to do something, you'll really close your eyes. ”
Zheng Peilin was so angry at this moment that she used what little reason she had left to control her fists and feet, and shouted in a low voice: "Yan Xiaokai, what do you mean?" You're saying that I was looked at by you, and you insulted your eyes. ”
Yan Xiao spread his hands, "This is what you said, but I didn't say it." But if you really want to think so, you don't object to it. ”
Zheng Peilin finally lost control, raised the list in her hand and was about to smash it down on Yan Xiaokai's head and face.
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "Miss Zheng, I advise you not to do it, because the consequences of doing so are too serious!" ”
Zheng Peilin gritted her teeth and said, "Serious? My aunt and grandmother are going to the police station today to beat you up! ”
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "What is the police station?" ”
Zheng Peilin was made to cry and laugh, and scolded angrily: "Don't pretend to be stupid in front of your aunt and grandmother, your aunt and grandmother won't eat you." ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Okay, then it doesn't matter what it is." Don't...... You're really not afraid to reveal your secrets to the public! ”
Zheng Peilin was stunned, "My secret." ”
Yan Xiaokai leaned into her ear and whispered.
After Zheng Peilin listened, her face was red, she was ashamed and angry, and she gritted her teeth and scolded: "Yan Xiaokai, do you dare to be more despicable? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "This is all forced by you." And you have to be responsible for what you do. As for what is done below, it is natural that under will also be responsible, but that can only be said later! ”
Yan Xiaokai's words make a little sense, he peeked at her taking a bath, but it is also a fact that she smashed his head, although this matter is cause and effect, but it can only be counted one yard at a time, and what must be counted first at the moment is the one he was smashed.
Zheng Peilin was really angry with the scoundrel in front of her, and she really didn't want to mess with him anymore, but she was afraid that this guy would really make her a ...... What kind of secret is it said, and there is still pain under the buttocks, so she must hurry up and pay the fee to check and get the medicine, so in the end, she can only take Yan Xiaokai's inspection list and pay the fee together.
When she walked to the payment window, Bi Yuntao, who was not close or far away, but listened to the conversation between the two word for word, immediately walked over.
"Xiao Kai, what the hell is going on? You and her, you? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Uh, Brother Bi...... You hear it all! ”
Bi Yuntao said: "Except for that secret, I have heard everything else." You hurry up and say, what the hell is going on? If you don't say it, our brothers don't have to do it. ”
Yan Xiaokai's face turned pale, and he looked helplessly at Zheng Peilin in the distance and said, "Brother Bi, that woman is her." ”
Bi Yuntao was stunned, "What? You mean Zheng Peilin smashed you! ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes!" ”
Bi Yuntao asked again: "Then the one you see is a woman......"
Yan Xiaokai subconsciously clicked again, "Yes!" That's her! ”
Bi Yuntao sighed sadly, slapped his forehead with one hand, and scolded sadly: "Yan Xiaokai, you bastard, I have always treated you as a brother, how can you treat me like this!" ”
Am I doing this to you? What did I do to you? I'm looking at her, not you!
Yan Xiaokai didn't understand it at first, but when he saw Bi Yuntao's heartbroken expression, he understood it somewhat, and said unbearably: "Brother Bi, you should know the way, and you should be ...... It's also forced! ”
In fact, what he wants to say more is, brother, I advise you to forget it, this woman looks good at looking good, but she is actually a white tiger, and she lost her son's life, and whoever gets involved is unlucky! If you marry her, I'm afraid the fun will be over before the cave room!
But since he promised to keep a secret for others, he can't lose his trust in others, so he finally held back his words.
Bi Yuntao stayed there, but in his heart he was at war with heaven and man, because his best friend was on the ...... No, it's looking at the body of the lover of my dreams, this thing is too much of a cup, and the cup can't be cupped anymore.
He wanted to beat Yan Xiaokai, but Yan Xiaokai was innocent. He wanted to scold Zheng Peilin, but Zheng Peilin was even more innocent, thinking about it, Zheng Peilin can't be blamed for this, nor can he blame the unlucky Yan Xiaokai, but he can only blame that damn Lin Weike!
Lin Weike, you turtle bastard, you actually let my best brother give me a green hat, I will never let you go.
When Zheng Peilin came back after paying the money, she saw the two men standing there expressionlessly, and her face was even more expressionless, and after throwing the stamped fee slip on Yan Xiaokai, she turned around and left without saying a word.
However, at this time, Bi Yuntao stopped her by brushing the ground.
Zheng Peilin said coldly: "Classmate Bi Yuntao, what are you doing here?" ”
Bi Yuntao, who had learned from the pain, was no longer blushing, his heart was not beating at this time, and he spoke neatly, "Classmate Zheng Peilin, tell me first, did you smash Yan Xiaokai's head?" ”
Zheng Peilin is a person who dares to do things, and immediately said: "Yes, I smashed it, but ...... Hmph, you ask him what good things he did? ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I'm sorry, classmate Zheng, I know that you also have losses, but look at it, he has been knocked stupid by you, and he doesn't even have the most basic common sense." Do you think your loss is as serious as his? ”
Zheng Peilin was so aggrieved, "This guy is pretending." He's not stupid! ”
Yan Xiaokai said very cooperatively beside him: "Yes, she is right, she is really not stupid!" ”
Bi Yuntao rolled his eyes, "Have you ever seen a fool say he was stupid?" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Bi Yuntao ignored him, but pointed at him and said to Zheng Peilin: "You look, you look, it's stupid to this extent, you still say that he is not stupid?" ”
Zheng Peilin: "......"——
Hit the list, ask for red tickets, ask for collections, ask for clicks, ask for play, come on, it's up to you!