Walk on the streets of the bustling and busy provincial capital.

Yan Xiaokai seemed to have entered the Grand View Garden as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden, and felt that a pair of eyes were not enough.

Everything in front of him had completely subverted his previous perception of the world, because everything here was beyond the scope of his comprehension.

All kinds of curiosity and incomprehension made the words in his mouth increase.

"Dare to ask Brother Tai, what is running like flying on the official road?"

Bi Yuntao looked at what Yan Xiaokai was referring to, and couldn't help crying and laughing, "What else can it be?" Cars! And it's not called an official road, it's called a road. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded stunnedly, and then asked, "Dare to ask Brother Tai, what is a car?" ”

Bi Yuntao wanted to cry without tears: "The car is a means of transportation that can run fast on the highway!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked more seriously: "Dare to ask Brother Tai, why can this thing run like a fly on the highway?" ”

Bi Yuntao said weakly: "Because it has an engine." ”

Yan Xiaokai asked shamelessly: "Dare to ask Brother Tai, what is the engine?" ”

"Engine, engine is ......" Bi Yuntao was anxious to ask, and yelled at him: "What are you doing so much?" Have you become a little Shenyang? You still dare to ask, is there anything you dare not ask? I don't understand, you didn't like to read historical novels before, why are you full of ancient texts now? ”

Yan Xiaokai looked like he was stunned, and he closed his mouth knowingly, in fact, he still wanted to ask, who is Xiao Shenyang? Do you know him well?

Bi Yuntao's face was calm, but his heart fell into a deep sadness, because he suspected that he was not beaten by someone and lost his memory, but was completely beaten into an idiot, or ...... Alas, it's just a broken head anyway!

After walking for a while, Bi Yuntao couldn't help but turn around and ask, "Xiao Kai, do you really remember anything?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "I don't remember anything!" ”

Bi Yuntao still didn't give up and said: "Can't remember at all? ”

Yan Xiaokai thought about it vigorously, his head hurt as if it had exploded, and he shook his head hurriedly, "I don't dare to think about it, my head hurts badly when I think about it." ”

Bi Yuntao sighed faintly, and said helplessly: "Okay, let's go to the hospital to see a doctor first, and other things will be talked about later." ”

Haiyuan People's Hospital Police College is only one stop on the road and two streets.

Although there is only such a little distance, but along the way, Bi Yuntao was also asked a lot of simple and idiotic common sense questions by Yan Xiaokai, if this is not his own hair and has a love affair for nearly 20 years, he really wants to kick this guy into the trash.

However, in the process of asking and being asked, Yan Xiaokai finally knew that it is the 21st century, 2012 AD, a new era of socialism. The Tang Dynasty has long since fallen, and more than a thousand years have passed.

Yan Xiaokai was completely stunned when he learned about this, because he couldn't figure out how he could come to the future as soon as he closed his eyes and opened his eyes again?

However, Bi Yuntao figured out what happened to Yan Xiaokai just now, and when he learned that this kid actually ran to the girls' bathhouse, he suddenly became sexually interested, "Hey, Xiaokai, why did you enter the girls' bathhouse?" ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "I don't know how Lu Dao went in." ”

Bi Yuntao said again: "Did Lin Weike's animal force you in?" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked: "Who is Lin Weike?" ”

Sky!

This kid is pumping again!

Bi Yuntao stretched out his hand and patted his head, and described patiently: "It's the one whose hair is combed into a figure-eight, like a path cut out of the middle by thunder, and his face is still covered with red bumps." ”

Yan Xiaokai suddenly said, "Your Excellency is talking about him, I've seen it in Xia, probably, maybe, maybe, it seems that he forced Zai Xia in, I don't remember it very much!" ”

"This animal!" Bi Yuntao smashed his hand indignantly, and then squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Hey, did you see anything in the bathhouse?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What? ”

Bi Yuntao glanced at him fiercely, "What else can it be, woman!" Do you have? Do you have? ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "There is one!" ”

Bi Yuntao immediately came to his senses, and his eyes were bright and said, "What was that woman doing at that time?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "...... at that time"

Bi Yuntao patted his head and interrupted him: "Hey, look at what I'm asking, of course I'm taking a bath in the bathhouse, isn't it?" That...... Was the woman wearing clothes at the time? Uh, I asked again nonsense, is it possible to get dressed in the shower? Who is there anyone who bathes with clothes on? Hey, tell me, what's that woman's figure? Is the skin white? Are the boobs big? What's down there? Like Yui Hatano? Or is it like Sora Aoi? ”

Yan Xiaokai listened stunned, the first few sentences were easy to understand, and the last two sentences were completely like listening to a dream, "Brother Tai, that woman is indeed not wearing clothes, but ...... Dare to ask my brother, who are the daughters of Yui Hatano and Sora Aoi? ”

"Whose daughter?" Bi Yuntao laughed out loud, "You kid is pretending to be stupid with me again, you forgot what you said, Diaoyu Island is Chinese, and Teacher Cang is from the world, and you still ask me whose daughter they are?" Ha Lu Ha, it's so funny! ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't think it was funny, he couldn't even laugh with a fake smile, he just looked at him expressionlessly.

Bi Yuntao laughed for a while, no one cooperated, and he felt bored, but he still couldn't help asking: "You kid watched people take a bath, but they didn't beat you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Brother Tai, you don't know what to say, that woman is savage, she smashed her head several times with a wooden basin in succession!" ”

At this time, Bi Yuntao finally understood that Yan Xiaokai's head was not broken by Lin Weike, but because he was forced by Lin Weike to go in and peek at others taking a bath, and then was smashed by the girl who was seen by him.

For a while, Bi Yuntao didn't know what to say, because Yan Xiaokai was always so cupy!

Easy, the two finally came to Haiyuan People's Hospital.

After walking in, Bi Yuntao was a little difficult, because he had never had any illness since he was a child, nor had he been to a big hospital, and the most serious thing was that he had a cold and flu when he was in his hometown a few years ago, and he took two packs of pills in the small clinic in the village, and he didn't even get a butt injection. At this time, I entered a big hospital, and there were a lot of various departments in front of me, and I was a little dizzy just looking at it, let alone leading Yan Xiaokai to sit down.

Looking at the crowded outpatient hall, Bi Yuntao had a feeling that his eyes couldn't touch the north, "Xiaokai, which department should we go to to find which doctor?" ”

Yan Xiaokai was stunned when asked, you ask me, who do I ask? After thinking for a while, he said: "If you want to see a doctor, if you feel a headache and look at your head, and if you feel a pain in your feet, you can prescribe the right medicine, then it is correct." ”

Bi Yuntao suddenly realized, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yes, why didn't I think of this stubble!" ”

Yan Xiaokai sweated slightly, and said very sincerely: "Brother Tai is good anywhere, but his head is not good!" ”

Bi Yuntao smiled and said, "Yes, my brain, sometimes I really can't turn a corner...... Hey, hey, who's in the wrong brain now? Who just asked me such and such idiotic questions along the way? Also, Yan Xiaokai, you're not kidding me, are you? I treat you like a brother, you can't treat me like a brother! ”

Yan Xiaokai looked stiff, and hurriedly arched his hand: "Don't dare to do it!" But there's really nothing wrong with it, and there's no need to see a doctor. ”

Bi Yuntao saw that he was doing this again, his head hurt again, and if he continued like this, he really didn't have any illness, so he hurriedly pressed down his hand and raised his eyes to look at the departments in front of him, internal medicine, surgery, pediatrics, gynecology, dermatology, urology, stomatology, traditional Chinese medicine, proctology, infertility...... After watching it for a while, he still didn't know which subject Yan Xiaokai should see, so he asked again: "Where do you hurt now?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said truthfully: "It doesn't hurt anywhere now!" ”

Bi Yuntao thought for a moment and said, "Don't you have a headache?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It hurts when you think about things, and it doesn't hurt when you don't want to!" ”

Bi Yuntao said: "Then do you hurt or not?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't!" ”

Bi Yuntao: "......"

"Porphyry!" A girl next to her couldn't help but laugh when she heard the conversation between the two.

When the two of them turned their heads and saw the girl's face clearly, one of the two brothers was stunned, but the other was red.

It was Yan Xiaokai who was stunned, because he didn't expect to bump into the White Tiger Girl again here.

It was Bi Yuntao who blushed, because he didn't expect to meet the lover of his dreams here.

Yes, this is with a black-framed square mirror, delicate and beautiful, with a faint bookish temperament, the girl who looks extremely gentle and ladylike is Zheng Peilin, who once fell when chasing Yan Xiaokai in the bathroom, I thought it was nothing, but after returning to the dormitory, I always felt that my buttocks were weak, and the more it hurt, the worse it was.

When Bi Yuntao saw the lover in his dreams, not only did he blush, his heart beat, and he couldn't even speak, but he still bravely stepped forward, "Zheng, Zheng Peilin, no, I didn't expect to meet you here, meet, meet you!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked very strangely: "Brother Tai, why did you stutter all of a sudden?" ”

Bi Yuntao turned his head and glared at him fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "Shut up, you just stammer, your whole family stutters!" ”

Yan Xiaokai, who was sprayed all over the face, was even more strange, why did this guy suddenly stop stuttering again?

Listed among the top ten masters in the academy, Zheng Peilin naturally recognized Bi Yuntao, of course, she also recognized Yan Xiaokai, and she also glanced at him as ruthlessly as Bi Yuntao, the anger in her eyes burned like a fire, if this was not a hospital, and there were not so many people, maybe Miss Zheng would immediately fist and kick.

After a while, she barely controlled her anger and said in a ladylike manner: "Classmate Bi Yuntao, why are you here?" ”

Bi Yuntao blushed and said: "I, I'll accompany Xiao Kai to see the doctor, he, he fell, knocked, broke his head." ”

Yan Xiaokai frowned after hearing this, and immediately corrected him: "Brother Tai, didn't I tell you just now, my head was not broken, it was smashed by others." Whew, it's ......"

"Ahem!" Zheng Peilin coughed heavily, glared at Yan Xiaokai secretly, and said angrily: "Yan Xiaokai, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" ”

Bi Yuntao watched from the sidelines, feeling puzzled, "Uh, what's going on?" You two ......"

Zheng Peilin hurriedly cleared up, "Classmate Bi Yuntao, don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with him, uh...... If it's a trauma, I recommend you see an emergency surgeon. I still have something to do, so I'll go first. 88！ ”