Jiang Younan slowly took away a wall calendar that was originally hanging on the door of the bathroom, only to see that behind the wall calendar, it turned out to be a cat's eye, and it was a reverse cat's eye - you can see the inside from the outside, but you can't see the outside from the inside.

I believe that only Jiang Younan can think of this kind of reverse strange cat's eye, you must know that this bathroom is used by himself on weekdays!!

At this time, the door of Jiang Younan's house suddenly knocked on the door, which scared Zhang Jiang Younan, who was in excitement and tightness!

Jiang Younan reluctantly covered the calendar, then walked to the door, and asked angrily: "Who!" It's so late and you're still bothering! Do you have a sense of public morality? ”

After hearing Jiang Younan's scolding, the people outside the door not only did not get annoyed, but said flatteringly: "Jiang Shao, I'm Xiao Chen!" ”

When Jiang Younan heard this, he immediately thought of Chen Jie, who was driven by him to buy something, and immediately opened the door, and then said to Chen Jie with a smile: "You said you...... Come on, what else do you bring! ”

Jiang Younan said to Chen Jie with a smile, and quickly "helped" Chen Jie sweep all the things into the house; After taking all the things, Jiang Younan criticized Chen Jie once and said, "Next time...... Don't do it again next time! ”

After Jiang Younan finished speaking, he immediately closed the door, leaving a Chen Jie standing alone at the door with a long mouth; Chen Jie saw that he was tired like a dog when he moved things, Jiang Younan didn't even give him saliva to drink, and finally held back a sentence: "And next time, I won't be surnamed Chen!" ”

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Jiang Younan naturally ignored Chen Jie's words, and at this time, Jiang Younan had quietly slipped to the door of the bathroom, and when he was about to take down the wall calendar, his mobile phone rang!!

In desperation, Jiang Younan quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and quickly moved away from the bathroom, so as not to let Zhang Ying guess where he was standing.

"Hey! What are you doing! At this time, when you call your mobile phone, do you have a sense of public morality? But for the "buddy" on the caller ID on the mobile phone, Jiang Younan doesn't care!

"What's wrong?" Jiang Younan's sudden "frenzy" on the other side, the other party obviously didn't get used to it, but he still quickly said the "business": "I've been waiting for you, but I haven't seen you go online!" Can't you open the black masturbation tonight? ”

"Masturbation! Jerking! Jerking! I think about it all day long! At the level of your elementary school students, don't come out and harm people! After Jiang Younan finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone.

But because the mobile phone rang at the door of the bathroom before, this time Jiang Younan deliberately waited for a while before walking towards the bathroom, but when Jiang Younan just walked to the bathroom, the mobile phone rang again!

"Dio!" Jiang Younan didn't avoid it this time, and directly took out his mobile phone and yelled at the other end.

"I ...... I ......" turned out to be a girl's voice from the other side of the phone, but because Jiang Younan yelled, this voice became like a frightened rabbit, and he was speechless.

Jiang Younan originally thought it was his group of pig friends and dog friends, but it turned out to be a woman! And this voice Jiang Younan heard that it was Lin Xiaoshuang's voice, and Jiang Younan immediately explained: "I'm sorry! I just yelled at the wildcats outside! ”

"Oh......" After Lin Xiaoshuang heard Jiang Younan's explanation, she was obviously a lot more relieved; Then Lin Xiaoshuang asked Jiang Younan, "I didn't bother you by calling you now, right?" ”

"Excuse me? How could it be! Jiang Younan's head immediately shook like a pendulum, and then said: "You call me, it's too late for me to be happy!" ”

"Actually...... After I got home just now, my mom was unwell again, and my dad was going to accompany my mom to the hospital on the weekend, so my dad asked me to apologize to you. Lin Xiaoshuang said apologetically to Jiang Younan.

Jiang Younan heard that Lin Yuanwen was not going again, and the joy in his heart did not need to be mentioned, but this time he didn't dare to be cheap, and only heard Jiang Younan say comfortingly to Lin Xiaoshuang: "It's okay!" Auntie's health is important, so let your father spend more time with her - even if you don't go to the hospital, take care of her more at home! ”

"Hmmm! Thank you for your understanding. Lin Xiaoshuang heard that Jiang Younan didn't mind, and she was also relieved.

After that, the two hung up after a few more words.

At this time, Jiang Younan heard the sound of the washing machine throwing clothes in the bathroom, Jiang Younan immediately did not hesitate, and quickly took out the wall calendar, at this time Jiang Younan was not afraid of Zhang Ying's discovery - the clothes are all off, can you still jump out and bite me?

With a "squeak", the door of the bathroom suddenly opened by itself, only to see Zhang Ying wrapped in a bath towel, glaring at Jiang Younan and saying, "What do you want to do!?" ”

At this time, Jiang Younan was stunned on the spot with a wall calendar in his hand, and Jiang Younan asked in surprise: "Where did you get the bath towel?" I remember running out of my bare ass after showering on weekdays, and I didn't have this thing! ”

Zhang Ying heard that Jiang Younan did not answer her question, but was concerned about where the bath towel came from, and three black lines immediately appeared on her head, so Zhang Ying snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! When I went to eat just now, I thought that it was time to change the bath towel at home, so I just bought one and put it in my bag!! ”

"You...... You ......" After Jiang Younan listened, he was depressed and speechless; And Zhang Ying didn't urge, just stared at Jiang Younan coldly, wanting to see what Jiang Younan could say.

At this time, Jiang Younan's eyes suddenly turned and looked at the dinner table at home; There was still a fast food box that Jiang Younan had eaten three days ago and had not packed up, only to see a cockroach crawling out of the box!

Zhang Ying's gaze followed Jiang Younan's gaze, so when Jiang Younan saw the cockroach, Zhang Ying also saw the cockroach, but ...... No response...... Not as responsive as Jiang Younan expected......

Then Jiang Younan heard Zhang Ying say: "Not every girl is afraid of cockroaches!" Like me......"

Before Zhang Ying could speak, she saw Jiang Younan's fat body jump more than half a meter high, and shouted at the same time: "Help!" Help me! The cockroach god horse is the most terrifying!! ”

Jiang Younan's roar was particularly loud, which frightened Zhang Ying at once, and Jiang Younan's movements were also very fast, and he quickly threw Zhang Ying to the ground!!

"Dead fatty! You really can't change eating!! "Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

"Don't! Don't slap your face! "Ahh My balls!! ”

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(To be continued)