Chapter 025: Girls are not so soaked!
Jiang Younan sat on the bed, touched the marks on his face with one hand, rubbed his balls with the other, and then smelled the remaining body fragrance on his hands, and after making the decision not to take a bath for a month, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep!
In the next few days, Jiang Younan did not have Zhang Ying's class, not because there was no Zhang Ying's class in the course arrangement, but because Jiang Younan directly skipped class and did not go to school; And Jiang Younan not only didn't go to the classes of his major, but he didn't even go to the art department to use his eyes to "untact" the beauties of the art department.
The reason why Jiang Younan is like this is because in the past few days, he has been studying the "martial arts cheats" given to him by He Guowu at home!!
Although Jiang Younan has not read the novels of Jin Yong and Gu Long, because the TV series always broadcast the martial arts TV series that these people have remade countless times, Jiang Younan is still familiar with these series.
From these martial arts TV series, Jiang Younan knows that there is such a book, a robe or a sword that can always set off a bloody storm in the martial arts, so that all the major factions are crazy and let the major factions fight! And in addition to these books, these robes, and these swords, in addition to being used to see, wear, and stab people, they all hide one thing without exception, that is, martial arts cheats!!
"With it, I will be able to fly the eaves and walk the wall in the future, and I can see which girl takes a bath if I want to see it......" Jiang Younan thought so, and opened the "Martial Arts Cheats".
The book is very new, and it was decided not that it was handed down from antiquity, but a modern printed version; In this book, there are many illustrations and explanations of moves and fighting techniques, which not only contain the essence of ancient Chinese martial arts, but also incorporate many modern scientific training methods!
This makes the whole book more efficient when cultivating, and there will be no crazy statement, because the whole set of boxing techniques has undergone detailed scientific research, each step has strict instructions, every step has strict guidance, and every step has strict requirements, which can be regarded as a scientific product after taking the essence and removing the dregs.
Such a good thing, it can be said that if Jiang Younan is not He Guowu's "son", then He Guowu will never be able to take it out to Jiang Younan, you must know that this is not something that money can buy!
"Qi Gathering Dantian!" Jiang Younan picked it up with the hand that caressed Zhang Ying's body, sniffed it heavily, and inhaled all the gas into the dantian.
"Then get through the second pulse of Ren Du!" After Jiang Younan read the explanation, he began to refer to the map to find the second pulse of Ren Du, and then Jiang Younan found that Ren pulse was above the chrysanthemum, and the pulse of the governor was below the chrysanthemum, so this second pulse of Ren Du was...... After Jiang Younan looked at the chrysanthemum on the illustration, he turned the page directly and said: "This has long been opened up by the USB flash drive!" ”
Therefore, Jiang Younan has been practicing cheats for several days in a row, so naturally he will not have time to go to class.
Even so, these few days are not enough time for Jiang Younan to finish practicing the original cheats, but Jiang Younan himself already has the habit of fighting, and he can be regarded as having some foundation in his body, so he will naturally get twice the result with half the effort when cultivating.
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Jiang Younan got up early this morning and practiced the exercises he had learned in the past few days, and he was finally ready to go out......
There are two purposes for going out this time, the first is naturally after the completion of the third novice task, and the fourth novice task assigned by Taoda.com!
Newbie Task 4: Ask for girls to take the initiative to have intimate sex with themselves!
"Intimacy! Sexual behaviour! Jiang Younan didn't care about Meilin's explanation on the side, so he broke this sentence according to his own understanding, only to see Jiang Younan look in the mirror and say to himself in the mirror: "You look so handsome, this kind of task is too simple!" It just so happened that when I was dating Lin Xiaoshuang today, I solved this task by the way......"
Right! The second purpose of going out today is because the weekend is coming, Jiang Younan and Lin Xiaoshuang have made an appointment to go to the amusement park on a date together!!
Jiang Younan also dressed up carefully for this first date in his life, first of all, he was wearing a wide clown suit, which was a bit like Uncle McDonald Chicken in addition to his red nose; And Jiang Younan on the nose is not without any characteristics, I saw Jiang Younan's two nostrils, one left and one right, respectively, revealing a three-centimeter-long nose hair, which is too long and too short, makes Jiang Younan look like a unique flavor on the nose, especially the left nose hair There is a lump of nasal feces on the nose!
The place where Jiang Younan and Lin Xiaoshuang met was at the bus stop in front of Lin Xiaoshuang's house, but because Jiang Younan had breakfast, he was accidentally late for a while, and when Jiang Younan arrived at the meeting place with Lin Xiaoshuang, he found that Lin Xiaoshuang had obviously arrived for a while.
It's just that at this time, a red BMW car happened to stop in front of Lin Xiaoshuang, and then I saw a 1.79-meter-tall, handsome-looking, wearing Versace clothes. Beauty, my name is Tang Yongming, I am the heir of Tang's enterprise, I have countless properties in Tiankou City, the weather is so good today, are you interested in going for a ride together? ”
Tang Yongming's voice has the magnetism of a man, which is very good, and Tang Yongming looked at the BMW car beside him as he spoke; These millions of cars and his identity made Tang Yongming can't help but attract the attention of several girls waiting in front of the bus stop, some of those girls are tall and short, some are fat and some are thin, some are white and some are black, but they are all attracted to Tang Yongming without exception.
But Lin Xiaoshuang is the exception, but Lin Xiaoshuang is also from a scholarly family, so Lin Xiaoshuang smiled at Tang Yongming, and then said gently: "I'm sorry, I don't really want to go for a ride." ”
Although Lin Xiaoshuang's refusal was only a faint sentence, it was a natural sound for Tang Yongming, echoing in Tang Yongming's ears.
For such a beauty, how could Tang Yongming give up so easily? I saw that Tang Yongming just opened and continued to speak, but a fat body blocked in front of Tang Yongming, who is this fat man not Jiang Younan?
I saw Jiang Younan snort, blew away the boogers on his left nostril in one breath, and flew towards Tang Yongming's pair of leather shoes imported by hand from Italy and worth 9999......
Then Tang Yongming saw Jiang Younan shaking his head in front of him, and said in an academic tone: "Boy, you can't look like this!" You must know that Lu Daoniu is not so soaked!! ”
After Tang Yongming listened to Jiang Younan's words, he couldn't help laughing, and then said sarcastically to Jiang Younan: "I can't do it? Then you can show me one! ”
After Tang Yongming finished speaking, he leaned towards his BMW, and then waited with the people waiting around to see Jiang Younan's joke; Every woman's eyes are full of contempt for Jiang Younan, who is short and poor, and although the men are not interested in Tang Yongming, who is rich and handsome, they feel that Jiang Younan's appearance is obviously more underwhelming.
But Jiang Younan didn't care about this, and directly pushed his second-hand tricycle with the Rolls-Royce logo in front of Lin Xiaoshuang, his thumb and index finger formed a figure-eight shape and kept touching his chin, like a little Japanese devil soldier seeing a flower girl, that demeanor and tone were full of pure (yin) clean (dang), only to hear Jiang Younan say to Lin Xiaoshuang: "Hi! Beauty, my name is Jiang Younan, I am a student at Tiannan University, I own a house to be demolished in Tiankou City, the weather is so good today, are you interested in going for a ride together? ”
When Jiang Younan spoke, the spit flew everywhere, and Jiang Younan patted the second-hand tricycle he was pushing in his hand as he spoke, as if he was going to let a big beauty like Lin Xiaoshuang take this tricycle for a ride......
When Tang Yongming saw this, he couldn't continue to maintain his demeanor, so he directly pointed at Jiang Younan and laughed: "You ......"
As a result, before Tang Yongming's sarcastic words could be spoken, he saw Lin Xiaoshuang nodding his head lightly at Jiang Younan and said, "Okay! ”
Then Lin Xiaoshuang ignored everyone's surprised gazes and sat directly on Jiang Younan's tricycle...... Seeing that Lin Xiaoshuang was taken away by Jiang Younan like this, Tang Yongming was stunned and said, "Nima! I'll get a second-hand tricycle tomorrow too! ”
(To be continued)