The next morning.

At eight o'clock, Yan Xiaokai arrived at the gate of the city government.

He didn't want to come so early, but he woke up at dawn and practiced several sets of kung fu, it was only seven o'clock, and he was not in the mood to eat breakfast, and he couldn't stay at home, so he came over.

When he was boredly drinking the northwest wind under the long stairs at the gate of the city hall, there was a "boom" of the engine, and a fiery red street ran appeared in front of him at a rapid pace.

There was a long "squeak", and the drift braked sharply in front of Yan Xiaokai.

Such a locomotive, such a signature action, who else can there be except Shangguan Wusu, a second cargo who loves to shine?

Seeing Shangguan Wusu, who was still dressed in a black leather coat and leather pants and wearing a full helmet, running down the street, Yan Xiaokai's eyes were loveless.

It's just that when this guy took off his helmet, his expression couldn't help but stagnate, because today's Shangguan Wusu is still dressed as a man.

In fact, there is nothing surprising about this, lies, once you have a head, then you must keep sprinkling, but to Yan Xiaokai's surprise, this guy didn't wear as much makeup today as he did on the day of the exam, but he was plain and faceless. What surprised him even more was that Shangguan Wusu, who did not disguise himself, had an indescribable sense of innocence and beauty, more feminine than a real woman.

In addition, Yan Xiao didn't know if he had a problem with his eyes, or if he was wearing some invisible corset, the waist was thinner, the buttocks were rounded, the legs had become more proportional and plump, and the breasts were more plump and towering as if they had a bigger meat bun.

He walks down the street like this, who dares to say that he is not a woman?

If Yan Xiaokai hadn't watched this guy in the toilet with his own eyes and pulled out the same thing as him that day, he would really say that this was a 100% beauty

Only now, all he could say was that it was a shemale who pretended to be very similar.

After Shangguan Wusu got out of the car, he saw Yan Xiaokai standing there looking at him without blinking, and he blushed embarrassedly, and then smiled at him.

Yan Xiaokai's heart trembled at first, and then he felt sick to his stomach, and he almost didn't vomit out the braised fish that Hao Qian made for him last night.

At this time, Yan Xiaokai finally knew why there are so many men in this world who like shemales, because sometimes men will treat shemales as real women.

Yan Xiaokai angrily gave him a few roll of his eyes, "Shangguan, I ask you not to be so disgusting, okay?"

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Why am I disgusting?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's just that you continue to pretend to be a woman, you still learn from women to smile skillfully?" Do you really want me to vomit even Chinese New Year's Eve?"

Shangguan Wusu's face was embarrassed, and then he pretended to wake up, "I remembered, it turned out to be you." ”

Yan Xiaokai stepped forward and slapped him on the back of the head unceremoniously, "Don't pretend to have amnesia for me, what guy is not a guy, can't my brother be called?"

Shangguan Wusu was a little annoyed and said, "Why do I call you brother?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Oh, you ungrateful guy, you don't want to think about it, if you don't have a brother, you can go in for the exam, can you participate in the internship?" People say that when a woman lifts her pants, she turns her face, but you tear down the bridge when you cross the river."

Shangguan Wusu's face was embarrassed, and he muttered that he didn't know what to say.

Yan Xiaokai saw that he seemed to be a little repentant, so he generously hooked his shoulder, "Okay, okay, buddy, can't you make a joke?" I just didn't expect you to repay you for anything when I saw that old thing was not pleasing to the eye. Besides, none of us owe anyone anything, and if you don't help me with the test papers, I won't be able to pass either, will I?"

Shangguan Wusu squinted at the hand on his shoulder, an unnatural color slid across his face, and he could only laugh dryly twice.

Yan Xiaokai said, let go of him again, reached out and slapped his buttocks, and grabbed it hard before saying: "But don't say it, your kid is really pretending to be like a woman today, more like a woman than a real woman, if I hadn't known in advance that you were a man, I would have really been deceived by you."

was caught by him, Shangguan Wusu's face not only turned red, but also his eyebrows sank.

Yan Xiaokai was unconscious and asked, "Shangguan, did you also receive a call from Director Zhu?"

Shangguan Wusu nodded, "Yes"

Yan Xiaokai reached out to his shoulder again, and said with some sighs: "When we were separated that day, you said that we would see you during the internship, and I thought it was impossible." I thought it was impossible for the two of us to be so coincidentally assigned to the same unit for an internship, but I didn't expect you to really be right."

Shangguan Wusu said curtly: "Yes, I'll just say yes."

Yan Xiaokai touched it in his pocket, took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, since your kid's mouth is so smart, tell me a few welfare lottery numbers, I'll buy lottery tickets tonight."

Shangguan Wusu was slightly startled, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "How can I say it accurately?"

Yan Xiaokai said very seriously: "Why can't I say for sure, during the exam, you said that I would borrow you to copy, but the seats of the two of us were next to each other." The last time you left, you said that we would see you during the internship, but you also received a call from Director Zhu. You crow's mouth is so smart, it's a waste of material not to make a prophetic emperor. ”

Shangguan Wusu smiled dryly: "This is just a coincidence."

Yan Xiaokai looked at his expression, and then looked at her, "Hey, Shangguan, I didn't realize until now, you are really different today."

Shangguan Wusu was shocked when he heard this, "How is it different?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Today's drama is very progressive, not only does you look like a woman on the surface, but you also react like a woman, you look soft and weak, and you are more girls than real girls."

Shangguan Wusu: "......"

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "So unenergetic, did you fool around last night?"

Shangguan Wusu shook his head and said, "No, I didn't go out, it's just ...... A bit of insomnia"

Yan Xiaokai said with the same feeling: "I also have a little insomnia."

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "Why are you insomnia?"

Yan Xiaokai pointed to the gate of the city hall at the top of the stairs, "Because I'm worried that we may become trainee security guards and guard the gate."

Shangguan Wusu was taken aback, "Probably not, Director Zhu only asked us to wait here, didn't say that the internship unit must be inside."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then why doesn't he pick anywhere, choose here?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "Even if the internship unit is really inside, it doesn't have to be a security guard at the gate."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then what unit do you say can be linked to our major?"

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "What kind of major are you?"

Yan Xiaokai gave him another roll of the eyes, "What kind of memory do you have, didn't I tell you last time?" I studied Scouting. By the way, what about you?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "I studied law and order"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Isn't that the end, in addition to the security department, what departments of the municipal government have a professional counterpart to us?"

Shangguan Wusu was silent.

Yan Xiaokai also fell silent.

After waiting for a while, Director Zhu still didn't arrive.

Yan Xiaokai glanced at his towering chest, and asked with a wicked taste, "Hey, Shangguan, what did you bring to eat this time?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "I didn't bring anything to eat."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Who are you getting?" Hurry up and take it out and I'll see."

Shangguan Wusu said: "Why are you lying to you, I really didn't"

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed at his chest and asked, "There is no more enlarged meat buns in this?"

Shangguan Wusu's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, not this time"

Yan Xiaokai asked curiously, "What is that?" Take advantage of the fact that there is no one here, take it out and let me see."

Shangguan Wusu blushed and shook his head again and again.

"Don't take it, don't take it yourself" At the same time as Yan Xiaokai spoke, a vicious tiger had already pounced on the sheep, and as soon as he got closer, the claw hand of the dragon grabbed the wave and stretched out.

Shangguan Wusu was caught off guard, and both his chests were attacked.

When Yan Xiaokai grabbed this grab, he was immediately stunned.

What's that?

Feels so good in the hand?

So soft, yet so bouncy?

When I grabbed it, it was like a real woman's breasts, soft and round.

I couldn't help but grab a few more handfuls

Shangguan Wusu was also stunned, as if he didn't expect to be attacked on his chest suddenly, until Yan Xiaokai grabbed several handfuls before he reacted, his face was angry, he grabbed Yan Xiaokai's paws that kept rubbing his chest, twisted his body, bent over, carried his shoulders, and then arched suddenly, and an over-the-shoulder fall was about to throw Yan Xiaokai out of the ground.

This move is undoubtedly sharp, in the defenseless, Yan Xiaokai is likely to be hit, but unfortunately Yan Xiaokai has seen this move, so as soon as his hand was caught, he immediately had vigilance in his heart, although he was unable to resist being thrown over the shoulder, but when he flew out of the air, he was already prepared, twisted his waist, turned his body, and used his strength to take advantage of two somersaults, and fell steadily to the ground

After standing still, Yan Xiao turned around and said with a slight annoyance: "Shangguan, are you really here?"

Shangguan Wusu glared at each other angrily and said, "Who let you touch me?"

Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "It's been a dog day, I haven't seen you for two or three days, and you are inlaid with gold and silver, you forgot that on the day of the exam, you begged me to touch it with a dead face?"

"I ...... You ......" Shangguan Wusu was so angry that he stomped his feet like a, "This soul is weak, I'm angry with me"

Yan Xiaokai sneered, "If you don't touch it, you won't touch it, what's the big deal, isn't it just two water-filled balloons, do you think I don't know what to do?"

Shangguan Wusu glared at him with a red face, as if he couldn't pounce on him and bite him.

Yan Xiaokai was angry and funny, "I'm angry and pretending to be a girl, I really don't want to despise you with my toes, I can't do it, I ask you not to get into the drama like this, it's okay, you're pretending, it's not true." ”

Shangguan Wusu glared at him fiercely, and then turned his head, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you"

Yan Xiaokai also said angrily: "If you ignore it, ignore it, you think I want to ignore you again, I haven't seen you for a few days, it's like a diamond, I don't know if I think you're a real girl, if you really want to pretend to be so thorough, you just cut your thing, second goods"

Shangguan Wusu was so angry that he was incoherent, "You...... The dog's mouth can't spit out ivory."

Yan Xiaokai snorted coldly: "If the dog's mouth can spit out ivory, then why do you need an elephant?"

Shangguan Wusu: "......"

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