In Yan Xiaokai's impression, Shangguan Wusu's mouth is very sharp, and there are a set of scolding words.

But today, Shangguan Wusu really seems to have come to the eldest aunt, and the level is obviously abnormal.

In the face of Yan Xiaokai's cynicism, in the end he just scolded an uncreative sentence: "I don't bother to pay attention to a person like you who is so bitter and poisonous that you want to be like a shrew"

Yan Xiaokai sneered and said: "I don't bother to pay attention to you who pretend to be a girl who is either stuffing meat buns or filling water balloons, there are really such cannons, you go to Thailand for breast augmentation, stupid"

Shangguan Wusu clenched his fists with both hands, the green tendons on his forehead came out, and a face that looked like a woman more like a woman was blushing and white, and it was so good-looking

Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai immediately put on a stand and said, "What? I'm going to go head-on, come on, see if I don't pop your balloon, rip off your pants, let everyone see how the pseudo-mother is trained"

Shangguan Wusu was so frightened that he took two steps back.

Yan Xiaokai laughed and said with great disdain: "You coward"

Shangguan Wusu was so angry that he stomped his feet again, and then pointed at Yan Xiaokai and said: "The surname is Yan, from today onwards, I will break off friendship with you."

"Break up?" Yan Xiaokai laughed loudly for a while, and only then did he ask, "Shangguan, I really don't understand what happened to you today?" Did you take the wrong medicine? Or did you wash your head out of cold water last night? The whole inexplicable appearance is said that women have a few days of emotional disorders every month, then I can understand it, after all, it is not easy to be a woman. But you're a pseudo-mother, do you have those days?"

Shangguan Wusu gritted his teeth and said: "Yan Xiaokai, if you say one more word, I will tear your mouth apart."

Yan Xiaokai said provocatively: "Come on, I'll see who tears whom"

Shangguan Wusu hesitated for a while, but finally did not pounce, but walked to his locomotive, obviously really planning to break off his friendship with Yan Xiaokai

Yan Xiaokai pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "If you break off friendship, you will break off friendship, what's the big deal." Haven't you seen a pseudo-mother before?"

Neither of the two cared about anyone anymore, their eyes casually touched each other, and they also stared at each other.

At the moment of tension, a Mercedes-Benz car slowly drove over.

The two thought that Director Zhu was coming, and finally put down the fighting posture and saluted the car.

It's just that when the car stopped, the two couldn't help but be a little disappointed after seeing the person getting out of the car clearly.

Yan Xiaokai was disappointed, and he was a little disdainful, because the person who got out of the car turned out to be the classmate Fei Cai who asked people to beat him and Shangguan Wusu, but was beaten instead.

Fei Cai saw Yan Xiaokai and Shangguan Wusu standing there, his expression was also stagnant, thinking of the skills of this pair of dog men and women, his heart was even more stunned, and he looked at the two of them nervously and vigilantly.

It's just that what Yan Xiaokai never expected was that Shangguan Wusu actually walked over and asked in a gentle tone: "Hello, are you also here to report?"

As soon as these words came out, both of them were frightened.

Yan Xiaokai rubbed his head and looked at Shangguan Wusu in disbelief, this kid really got into the water in his head today, this person not only scolded him for being a stinky bitch that day, but also asked people to beat him, he actually said hello to others? What else could it be if it wasn't water in the head?

Fei Cai looked at Shangguan Wusu's face with a kind smile, remembering the big slap that this woman had shaved on his face countless times, and there was a huge chill in his heart, he was really a little scared of being beaten, and squeaked: "You, you, you ......"

Yan Xiaokai snorted coldly.

Hearing the hum, Fei Cai's heart was cold again, because he had witnessed the combat effectiveness of this guy, and it was obviously a level stronger than this woman, so when he heard him hum, his steps subconsciously took a step back, and the good word "hello" was also retracted into his stomach in fright.

Seeing him like this, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but smile again, "It's not that the enemies don't get together, you are also here for an internship, right?" Hey. It's a lot of fun."

The subtext of these words, Fei Cai heard it at once, Yan Xiaokai's meaning is obvious: We are in the same internship unit, and we will not be able to torture you to death in the future

Shangguan Wusu saw that Fei Cai's face was frightened, and he couldn't help glaring at Yan Xiaokai, and then said to Fei Cai very gently: "Classmate, don't be afraid, with me, he can't bully you."

Yan Xiaokai heard this, and finally couldn't help laughing, yes, I can't bully him, because you bullied him to death, how can it be my turn

At this time, Yan Xiaokai also suddenly came to his senses, m, I thought that your kid had Alzheimer's disease and suddenly lost his memory, it turned out that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and deliberately teasing this waste wood to play

Although this kind of gameplay is very old-fashioned and uninnovative, Yan Xiaokai really can't help but admit that Shangguan Wusu is very skillful in playing, because he pretends to be so realistic that he is even stunned.

If he is a judge of the concave card, he will definitely give Shangguan Wusu an Academy Award

Fei Cai's thoughts are similar to Yan Xiaokai's, the mouth of the green bamboo snake, the tail of the wasp, neither of them is poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart, this woman is pretending, she must be pretending.

After learning from the pain, he chose to understand the current affairs, temporarily compromise with the other party, and find a way to return it to them at one time in the future, so he said to Shangguan Wusu with a calm face: "Classmate, what happened that day was a misunderstanding, I, I ......"

Shangguan Wusu pretended to be very similar and asked, "Misunderstanding?"

His tone was very gentle, but in Fei Cai's ears, there was another kind of rhetorical question or even questioning flavor, his expression was full, and he hurriedly said: "No, it's not a misunderstanding, it's me, I'm wrong?"

A confused expression appeared on Shangguan Wusu's face, which was more realistic than he pretended to be a woman, "Are you wrong?" Classmate, what's wrong with you?"

Fei Cai was completely frightened, because the woman's tone was very gentle, and the eyes that looked at him were also very gentle, but he felt that there was a thick insidious and vicious in the gentle affinity, and he said in a slur manner: "I, I ......"

Seeing that Fei Cai stammered and couldn't even speak clearly, Shangguan Wusu's expression and tone became more gentle, "Classmate, don't worry, if you have something to say, speak slowly."

Fei Cai finally collapsed completely, and said paralyzedly: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have scolded you that day"

Shangguan Wusu asked very gently, "What are you scolding me for?"

This time, it was Fei's turn to be like a bitch, and her voice was as low as a mosquito, "Scold, scold you for being a stinky bitch"

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a moment, the gentle face on his face became a little lighter, and then asked, "Then what?"

Fei Cai said very sincerely: "Then I shouldn't have brought someone to beat you and this classmate."

Shangguan Wusu's face began to become expressionless, "And then?"

Fei Cai hurriedly said: "No then"

Shangguan Wusu nodded and said lightly: "So that's the case." Classmate, come over here."

Fei Cai said nervously: "What did I do in the past?"

Shangguan Wusu's tone was calm, and he even said a little coquettishly: "Come here?"

Fei Cai said vigilantly: "No, I won't go over, you will beat me in the past"

Shangguan Wusu suddenly rushed to Fei Cai's face, the speed was more than twice as fast as the last time, he stretched out his hand with one hand, and grabbed Fei Cai's hand bowl very quickly, twisted it counterclockwise, and hooked it under his feet.

Fei Cai immediately felt that his body was out of balance, and when he saw that he was about to be thrown to the ground, he hurriedly kicked back the other leg that was about to leave the ground, trying to take advantage of the momentum to do a backflip to stabilize his body.

Who knew that his body had just taken off, and Shangguan Wusu had already kicked him in the air, blocking his waist and kicking him in the abdomen.

With a muffled "bang", Fei Cai's whole person was kicked and flew out, flying nearly ten meters, and then fell to the ground with a "don't squeak".

Shangguan Wusu followed him like a shadow, chased after him, and kicked him three or four five six seven or eight times one after another, and then he clapped his hands and said expressionlessly: "Do you think that if you don't come, I won't beat you?"

When he beat Fei Cai and walked back, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, "Hehe, Shangguan, I was still wondering just now, I thought you kid had amnesia and changed sex, but I didn't expect you to be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and tossing him."

Shangguan Wusu snorted coldly: "This kind of scum, it's strange that I can spare him."

Yan Xiaokai nodded approvingly, "Yes, that's right, such a person should be cleaned up." I don't have the ability to find ballast, and if I don't win a heads-up, I still find a crowd to beat, I despise such people the most."

Shangguan Wusu glared at him suddenly, "He's not a good person, and you're not a good thing."

Yan Xiaokai was dumbfounded for a while, "Shangguan, you're not so stingy, are you?"

Shangguan Wusu said hatefully: "Who let you touch me."

Yan Xiao couldn't get angry, slapped him on the back of the head, and scolded: "What's wrong with me touching you?" What's wrong with me touching you?"

Shangguan Wusu: "......"

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "Did you suffer a loss when I touched you?" You're not a real woman. If you were a real woman, would I touch you casually?"

This guy suddenly went berserk, and Shangguan Wusu was caught off guard, "I ......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What are you, you have amnesia, or are you confused by eating too much lard, and you took the initiative to let me touch it last time?" Today, I rarely touched you curiously, and you pretended to be noble?"

Shangguan Wusu opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything, just stared at him with great resentment and resentment.

Yan Xiaofa tempered for a while, and then slowly calmed down, reached out and put it on his shoulder, hugged him lightly and said, "Okay, okay, don't be stingy, how can you say that we have also eaten together, cheated together, and fought together...... No, it's a difficult brother. Is this little thing to worry about me? Are you sorry? You disguised yourself as a woman to deceive my feelings, deceived me into dazed and died, I didn't even count with you, why are you being stingy now?"

Shangguan Wusu opened his mouth again, but in the end he only sighed slightly and took his hand off his shoulder, "Brother Kai......"

"Slow" Yan Xiaokai interrupted him and said very seriously: "You remove this opening word first, and then talk to me, even if we are not friends, we can be regarded as acquaintances, even if you pretend not to know each other, I am also your benefactor." Didn't your old wood teach you to be reciprocated by the grace of a drop of water? I don't expect anything from you in return, but I can still afford this brother."

Shangguan Wusu hesitated for a while, and finally said: "Brother, I know that you have helped me and saved me, I have received your affection, and I also remember your kindness, I will definitely repay you if I have the opportunity, but in the future, please keep your distance from me, okay?"

Yan Xiaokai asked inexplicably, "What's wrong with you?"

Shangguan Wusu: "I ......"

"Don't scare me by you" Yan Xiaokai was suddenly startled, bounced off the ground, pointed at him and asked, "Do you want to tell me, you ......"

A sad wry smile appeared on Shangguan Wusu's face, and then nodded at him, "You guessed it."

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