"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the David Late Show special, The/Matrix.

Our guest today is a genius, or rather, a genius shrouded in the aura of another, even better. He is the winner of the two-time Golden Globe Awards, the Oscars, and the best cinematography at the Berlin and Venice Film Festivals, and the director of "The Raid" and "The/Matrix". Keung? Mr. Lau!

Wai, the screenwriters of "Raid" and "The/Matrix" are all China Ming, can I think that your success means his success? ”

David Letterman is indeed the most scathing among the talk show hosts, and the seemingly compliments are actually provoking the relationship between Liu Weiqiang and Sun Ziming.

In the sitcom-like laughter, Liu Weiqiang, who was dressed casually, also laughed, and while hugging the little old man who was known for being an embarrassed guest, he laughed at himself: "Yes, I think so too!" My little silver bear, little silver lion, little golden ball, little golden man, are all consolation prizes given to me by the China Ming Buytong jury! David, when will you ask him to buy one for you too? ”

'Hahaha', this time it was not the recorded laughter, but the laughter of the audience, David just wanted to speak, but as a result, Liu Weiqiang grabbed the topic and said: "I correct a little, the screenwriter of "The/Matrix" (The Matrix) is not China Ming alone, but three people.

Exactly, The/Matrix is my friend and assistant director Larry? Wachowski and Andy? Original by the Wachowski brothers, China Ming is just revising the script of "The/Matrix1" for us. ”

Not many people really know this inside story, when promoting the film, in order to maximize the use of Sun Ziming's fame, everyone deliberately obscured this fact, who let the Wachowski brothers use the nameless?

Everyone, including David Letterman, was stunned, then relieved. Ah, I see! Only then did the attentive audience remember that it is no wonder that on the movie subtitles, China Ming's name is placed at the end of the screenwriter's column, not in alphabetical order in the middle.

David pretended to wipe his sweat and laughed at himself: "Thank God, you insisted that they come together, and made me think that you have the habit of taking people on the red carpet like China Ming." Oh, by the way, China Ming's red carpet female companion, why didn't that super Ming model come? ”

Liu Weiqiang, who has been in Hollywood for seven or eight years, has also become Westernized, following David's example, pretending to wipe a cold sweat, and cooperating with tacit understanding: "Do you want to hear the truth or lie?" ”

"It's definitely better to tell a lie, well, you tell a lie first."

"Ok, Miss Karen still has an acting class today, so I can't spare time."

Is that the reason? This is the Late Show of David, one of the best talk shows in the United States!

"And what about the truth?"

Liu Weiqiang shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and said helplessly to the audience: "Karen is a supermodel of 'Victoria's Secret' and a new superstar in Hollywood, and her agent thinks that Oprah's talk show is more suitable for her identity!" ”

'Hahaha', the audience in the audience burst into laughter, watching David's talk show, didn't they just want to see the embarrassment of the guests, or David being played by more powerful people? Yes, this Chinese director, like China Ming, is a super smart and super humorous person, and this time David is going to be unlucky!

Sun Ziming, who was watching TV in a high-end apartment in Los Angeles, was amused by his own head horse, and Karen Mutter next to him was leaning on his arms in pure white silk pajamas, and a pair of white slender jade legs were on his legs, and he also leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

On TV, Liu Weiqiang and the Wachowski brothers finally appeared, and the three of them were witty and cunning and cooperated tacitly, David? Letterman met an opponent, but he saw the rising ratings and was happy to be a foil for the trio.

"Ok, ok, it's commercial time and that's why we're recording this show today. Why？ Because the scene in the movie is in 2010 A.D., and there are many things that we haven't seen before, I really don't know how they came up with it? Maybe I'm old, but I really haven't seen those dazzling electronic gadgets. ”

As soon as the screen turned, there were a bunch of movie props on the table on the other side of the stage. David Letterman casually picked up a small USB flash drive and said in surprise: "God, but my assistant told me, 'David, these products are already on the market'!" Wai, can you tell us about it, the picture in the movie is so fast, I'm an old man, and my eyes are not as good as those of young people. ”

It's really ad time, it's just that it's not annoying. Liu Weiqiang and Wachowski brothers explained the products that are about to be launched or not yet on the market, and really gave back advertisements for companies such as DELL and Hanhua Electronics, and it is an advertisement that can give people a good impression. When David asked fans about the tablets, touchscreen phones and the like that fans were most curious about, Liu Weiqiang's explanation was very simple, "Cool, this is a science fiction movie, we have to show the difference between the future and the present, those electronic products that are about to be launched on a large scale, we specially asked sponsors." And these are things we imagine out of thin air. ”

Liu Weiqiang shrugged his shoulders and joked about "Star Wars": "Just like those props in Lucas, this is just a prop!" Of course, if there is a company that manufactures a product based on my idea, please remember to talk to me about the patent assignment. ”

The forty-five-minute talk show finally ended with the audience's laughter.

Karen? In Mutt's apartment, this supermodel, who has embarked on the road to success in his acting career, has also succeeded in teasing Sun Ziming to the point of lust.

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The clouds dispersed and the rain stopped, and Sun Tzu Mingliu rubbed the two upright and elastic snow mounds, and the delicate and weak Karen Mutter looked like silk, and said in a greasy voice: "Honey, I want to cooperate with the company to set up my own clothing brand, I will pay three million dollars, can you give me the clothing sponsor of "The/Matrix2"?" ”

Sun Ziming played with the wrinkled vortex in the middle of the slippery snow mound, and joked: "Hehe, it shouldn't be your boss's idea, right?" You are not short of money, why set up your own clothing brand? ”

Karen Mutt, whose face was flushed, shook Sun Ziming coquettishly, in exchange for his helpless wry smile, "Karen, I'm not a director, even if it's a director, I don't have the right to agree." "The/Matrix" is already a Taiwan money printing machine, and all possible props and costumes are being watched by the company. How can you promise three million to let you wear your own brand of clothing? ”

"Aren't you the boss of light and shadow?"

In this situation, it is really not suitable to reject his lover, but Sun Ziming smiled bitterly: "What you said is right, but it is Jill who manages the company, and it is impossible for me to interfere with her work for this little thing." If you beg me, I'll interfere with Jill's work, and what about someone else? ”

Karen turned her face away, gloomy, and there was a complicated emotion in her blue eyes, and she wanted to speak and stopped.