After a hard day's work, I thought it was over; Or maybe the next trouble is only limited to Ding Ding and me, and will not affect anyone else.

If so, I can barely bear it.

But unfortunately, the words of the dead dog shattered my illusions.

I knew that his sister wouldn't go so well, and from the beginning of Ding Ding's appearance, all kinds of troubles followed, and it definitely wouldn't end so easily.

You see, the end of the world is about to come to the small city, right?

After pondering for a long time, I looked at the dead dog with a serious expression and said, "This ...... Brother dog, that, what do you call it? ”

"U-woo, Wang! Hey......" The dead dog replied casually and then froze, it stared at me, and the dog's face was full of disbelief: "You have been thinking about it for so long, just to ask this question?" Woof! Didn't you hear me clearly? The terrifying dark force is about to invade the town! Barking! ”

Shrugging my shoulders, I smiled wryly and freely: "Everything has happened, what's the use of dwelling on it now?" Go with the flow, you can't let me rush up and kill demons recklessly, right? In short, whether or not I have that magical ability to dispel the power of darkness, in fact, I am actually just an ordinary person. If there's anything I can do, I'll do it, but it's not my character to commit suicide recklessly. Then again, how could you call a name like Uwu? It doesn't sound domineering at all. ”

"Wang! This was given to me by my old master, and his surname was Wu. Barking! Wagging his tail, Wu Le regretfully shook his ears and lay down. Stretching out on all fours at my feet, it unloaded and muttered nervously and closed its eyes: "Since you don't worry about it, then I don't think much about it." Woof! The body hasn't recovered yet, let me rest here. Woof! Damn, you really didn't show mercy before! Wang~"

Nonsense, if you have mercy, I am the one who lies on the ground and can't get up now.

Raising an eyebrow, I glared at the dead dog disapprovingly (sorry, used to that.) I always feel that the name Wuwu is not very emotional): "Hey! Now that you're awake, go back to your own house! You should know very well that my family is full of mortals, and it is not suitable for an existence like you to stay. ”

"Really? Mortal? The dead dog opened his eyes arrogantly, and glanced at the dinging on my left hand with an unpleasant look. The little guy didn't know what to say, but she actually became a reason to stop the dead dog from leaving, and she still nibbled on the candy. At the same time, Ding Ding's body kept flashing white light, dispelling the sugar residue on her face.

This ability is really a bunker, no wonder Ding Ding has not stopped eating until now to catch his breath.

Speechless, I stared at Ding Ding, and when I thought about it, I realized that I really couldn't get this dead dog out of the house. First of all, who knows how much the strength of this bastard has recovered, and I can't beat it? Besides, this guy is a monster, right? In case the house is invaded by other monsters or something, it can also be used as a shield to resist twice. I just had a thug at that time, and I nodded and comforted myself like this.

But it's clear that I've forgotten some of the key issues. It wasn't until much later that I realized that the dead dog was actually a source of trouble! But at that time, it was already very familiar with Ding Ding and Xu Ping, and it was too late for me to dare it go.

In short, for now, on April 1st, in addition to Ding Ding, there is one more diner in the house. And its existence, to some extent, doomed my miserable life.

"Hey! Big bad, are you in it or not? Pinkie asked me to call you for dinner! He Xiaotong's voice sounded outside the door, and I hurriedly hid Ding Ding into my sleeve. Glancing at the dead dog on the ground, I hurried over to open the door. But just as I was about to reach the doorknob, the room opened from the outside. He Xiaotong kept opening the door, and my right hand happened to touch her small breasts.

For a moment, there was silence in the room.

Opened her mouth wide in surprise, He Xiaotong looked at me blankly and looked down at her chest. Before I could react, her face quickly turned steaming like boiling water. His eyes suddenly widened, and He Xiaotong screamed and hit my stomach with a mallet: "Ah! Big **, what are you doing! ”

I'm tempted to say that I'm innocent.

But I was knocked over by He Xiaotong's head, and I squatted on the ground and covered my stomach, but I couldn't say a word. glared at her with grief and indignation, but saw that she actually kicked me with the tip of her hard boot like a merciless and mad: "Big villain! Big**! Big**! You're bullying me again! How dare you bully me! Go to hell! Damn, you hellish scoundrel! Damn it! Fuck you, bastard! ”

I hugged my head and ran away, and I was aggrieved and loudly defended: "Stop! It's not my fault! How did I know that you would suddenly open the door! Besides, isn't it just a touch, it's obviously an accident, okay? Don't fight, don't fight again, if you hit me again, I'll turn my face! Do you still dare to come? Ah......h

Before the words fell, I was knocked down neatly by the table lamp thrown by He Xiaotong.

"For the third time! It's the third time! Hum! Big **, I'm going to tell Pingping that I must let her leave you this **! Stomping his feet hard, He Xiaotong's eyes were red and he ran out of the city to find Xu Ping to express his grievances. I lay on the bed with my forehead covered, very depressed to see that Ding Ding actually showed a contemptuous expression towards me. Feed! I'm hurt! I tried to argue, but I saw Ding Ding quickly take two steps back and keep a distance from me: "Little eucalyptus, Ding Ding didn't expect you to be a big **!" How could you do such a thing, Ding Ding is very disappointed! ”

"It's clearly an accident, okay?" I defended innocently, but was asked by Ding Ding: "But people have already said that Xiao Yu bullied her three times!" Ding Ding is not a fool, how can it be an accident once or twice? Distinct, clear small eucalyptus is a big **! ”

As soon as these words came out, even the dead dog who had been lying on the ground and pretending to be dead raised his eyelids in surprise and glanced at me, as if I was really a very evil **.

Damn it! That's not the case!

I'm telling the truth, it's clear that all three times were accidents, okay? Or do you think I'm going to be interested in a little girl who hasn't developed yet?

"Lolicon? Woof! Looking up at Ding Ding, the dead dog came to a conclusion.

I......

Lori controls your sister! You're Lolicon!

I scolded and kicked the dead dog to deflat, and then told the grievances between me and He Xiaotong.

I didn't know He Xiaotong because of Xu Ping. Or maybe even the two of them met each other through me.

He Xiaotong and I have known each other for six years.

Did you say it before? My tablemate is a ** who likes to use lollipops to trick little Lori, and his biggest hobby is to trick Little Lori into going to the alley to see goldfish or something. And then He Xiaotong also said it, right? His brother is the one with a **her**! What do you think of when you hear this? That's right, both are the same person! I know He Xiaotong, who is based on my ** tablemate, a despicable slut who aims to become the first Lolita control in the universe, and a fat pig who even dares to start with his own sister, Comrade He Dalong.

What a bad being that is? But by fate, I shared a table with him for six years.

It is precisely because of this that I also got to know this violent Lori who is harassed by my ** brother every day and thinks about driving my brother out of the house every day, classmate He Xiaotong.

As for the three intimate encounters between me and her...... Phew! Three accidents.

You can see it from this time, right? This girl is a fiery character, and she likes to break into other people's rooms even if she asks people to go out. So the first time, I was changing clothes when she broke in; It was summer when I was taking off my pants, so I was looking at He Xiaotong with only four corners. Then, I was beaten up by her. And the second time, I was about to go out, but I didn't think that this stupid guy was hiding at the door and planning to scare Xu Ping. So I walked out of the alley, and the two of them just bumped into each other straight and straight. He Xiaotong sat on the ground with my buttocks, and the white little Nene under the short skirt was exposed to my sight.

As for the result, I was beaten up by her again.

Haven't you said that before? In order to resist her ** brother, He Xiaotong has been learning kung fu since he was a child. Now she is not her opponent with two or three adults.

As for the third time, it was just now, and when I reached out, I touched her breasts. But can I be blamed for this? Who told her to open the door? But the height of 1.62 meters just made me touch that place, I don't know if I don't see it, I can't imagine that I have been in a trance for three years, and this girl has also developed slightly!

Sighing to myself, I pointed to the doorknob and explained to Ding Ding and Dead Dog, "Anyway, you saw it too, right? I was going to open the door, and I didn't mean to touch her. If you want to blame, you can only blame her height for matching the height of the doorknob too much. So...... Hey? ”

Before I could finish speaking, I suddenly felt as if something had been hooked in the fingers of my right hand. Looking at it again, Ding Ding had disappeared in an instant, and the dead dog was lying on the ground and continued to pretend to be dead. I felt a terrifying aura suddenly coming from behind me, and I turned back slowly like a mechanic, and saw a terrifying existence shrouded in a thick black fog. At this time, the fingers of my right hand were hooked on the shoulder strap of something called cute.

With such a move, the slightly lifted clothes exposed He Xiaotong's smooth lower abdomen to the air.

And then......

“**！ Give me death! ”