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"Brother, you're really too much!"

Lord Xu Ping lowered his head slightly, his eyes poked out from under the long flowing sea, and I swept my face around.

"Yes." I lowered my eyebrows and made a confession.

"And then Xiaotong, you beat my brother up for this? Because he took advantage of you, you beat him with a blue nose and swollen face, and he can't take care of himself? ”

Speaking of the second half of the sentence, there was almost a terrifying dragon roaring behind Lord Xu Ping.

He Xiaotong and I obediently knelt on the ground and trembled, and we didn't dare to refute Xu Ping's responsibility. Especially when she held the spatula and swung it vigorously, He Xiaotong's small face could only pull out a difficult wry smile. In the face of Lord Xu Ping, who has a 'sister aura, sister aura, mother aura, and at the same time a parental aura that adds 100% damage to Lori, Zhengtai, brother, Lolita and other types of creatures, and has a certain chance to dominate the opponent's admonishment aura' and many other auras, both me and He Xiaotong have been completely defeated.

The only undeterred existence in the family is actually a dead dog lying on the side. However, when it smelled the fragrant smell of meat on the dinner table, it also shook its tail like a windmill and changed its position in an instant. 'Wangwang' screamed twice, and it expressed great indignation at me and He Xiaotong.

"I'm very sorry. Xu Ping, don't be angry, I was wrong this time. I shouldn't have talked to myself, let alone waved my hand indiscriminately, so that I hooked something that shouldn't be hooked, and accidentally broke He Xiaotong's shoulder straps, and caused her to turn her face and play with me, but I forgot that my sister had finally prepared a family banquet, and also caused my sister to take the initiative to come up and persuade me, but I confused the dishes in the pot and led to the oil pot, which almost caused a fire......"

I obediently admitted my mistake, and when Xu Ping tried to suppress his anger, I explained what happened during this time as quickly as possible.

Don't look at my sister who is always very gentle, only occasionally with a poisonous tongue, but who knows if she is angry, who in this world can stop her? You don't know how many miserable memories I had a few years ago! Her parents have just passed away, and Xu Ping is trying to shoulder the burden of the family......

At that time, I was the target of her stress.

"Forget it! You guys. Let's eat...... Xiaotong, you come with me to change your clothes, and I'll make up for you later. Looking at my gesture of admitting my mistake, Xu Ping smiled bitterly and sighed. She knew that she couldn't care less about me in this life, and she also knew that in the next step, I was determined to play Lai Pi and coax her to divert her attention with nonsense, so she simply turned her head and announced the acquittal of the two criminals, and took He Xiaotong to change her clothes again and come down.

"This home is really lively! Wang~" The dead dog looked at this scene dumbfounded, and then looked at me with a sigh and shook his head. Glancing at Xu Ping's momentum with wide eyes and clenching his fists, he looked at me with a sigh and said, "Human, you have a good sister." Woof! ”

"That's it!" Smirking, I couldn't help but boast: "Xu Ping is definitely the best sister in the world, I don't know if I can live without her." A few years ago, this family relied on her hard work to survive. Now that I think about it, she couldn't be better for me! Feed! I warn you, dead dog, that you must not bully her, and that you must protect her! ”

"Dead dog?"

Wuwu, let's call it a dead dog, it's already smooth. The dead dog twitched his eyebrows, glared at me dissatisfied, and said, "Hey! Are you laughing at me? Woof! Human, I don't think you're my opponent right now. Woof! No more nonsense, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now. Woof! ”

"Really? If I'm not mistaken, you shouldn't have completely dispelled the dark power in your body by now, right? Are you sure you can recover without me? Looking down at the dead dog with disdain, I sneered and bit out at its weakness. As the dead dog bowed his head and was silent, I breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "If I could, I wouldn't be your enemy. But obviously, if you want to get, you have to give. It's okay to stay in this house, but you have to protect Xu Ping with all my might. Otherwise, if something happens to her, you will wait for my revenge! ”

"......" was silent, and the dead dog raised his head after a long time: "Human, I have to say that you caught my weakness." Woof! This is an agreement that I can accept, but only until I have my strength restored. Woof! I'll protect that girl, but I hope you don't get me in too much trouble! Barking! ”

"The agreement was successful!"

Smiling with satisfaction, I reached out my right fist and bumped it into the dead dog's raised paw. I was about to say something more, when I suddenly heard a sound of chirp and chirp from beside me. I turned my head to look at it, and I was shocked to see that Ding Ding had already fallen on the table at some point, and was eating seafood on the edge of a bowl attached to it. She stuffed her whole body into the plate so much that the flickering light of cleansing on her body could barely keep up with the speed of the grease contamination.

What a strange existence is this? Hasn't Hades' daughter eaten!

Speechlessly, Ding Ding was pulled out of the plate, and the corners of my mouth twitched as I watched her hold a large cabbage in her mouth and tilted her head to swallow the half-body-sized thing in her mouth. On the table, the plate of vinegared cabbage that I like the most was already in a mess, and only a third of it was left, and at this time, Xu Ping and He Xiaotong opened the door and walked out.

Reflexively, I quickly lowered the plate to the ground and kicked the dead dog in the mouth.

Looking at this scene in dismay, the dead dog's eyes were almost round.

"Brother, what are you doing?" When Xu Ping walked over, I just straightened up and put Ding Ding into my pocket. Looking at me curiously, Xu Ping soon noticed that something was missing on the table: "Huh? There's another plate, I think it's already served? How is it gone. ”

......I pointed to the dead dog on the ground and explained, "Isn't this a dead dog that wants to eat, so I gave it that dish." That one...... It hasn't eaten anything since I brought it back, and it's almost all eaten up on this plate of cabbage. ”

"But, isn't vinegared cabbage your favorite, brother?" My explanation failed to dispel Xu Ping's suspicions.

At this time, He Xiaotong glared at me with disdain and said, "Big **, are you lying to the ghost?" Everyone knows whether the dog eats meat or not, if you give it cabbage, how can it like it? ”

"Humph! Actions speak louder than words. Sneering, I pointed to the plate next to the dead dog's mouth, and reluctantly cooperated with me, picking up a cabbage and biting it on the dead dog's mouth.

"Actually...... Did you really eat it? He Xiaotong's eyes widened in surprise, the fact that a good dog doesn't eat meat was almost beyond her comprehension. Especially when the dead dog happily (awkwardly and difficult) raised his head and swallowed the cabbage, He Xiaotong was almost petrified.

"Hu ......" finally passed, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Xu Ping's words made the dead dog's eyes widen, and he almost spit out the vegetable stalks that he had swallowed with difficulty.

"Oops! It's really good! Just now, I was worried about whether the family's living expenses could support a meat-eating pet, and now it is the best that it can be as vegetarian as us! Hee-hee...... Brother, where did you get such a dog, it will be easy to feed it in the future! Xu Ping clapped her hands happily, and her eyes flashed with a hint of slyness. And hearing her words, the dead dog was also petrified like He Xiaotong.

With a snap, the leaf fell out of the dead dog's mouth.

......The terrible wolf howl resounded in the sky, scaring away a crow in the locust tree in front of the house.

The lively dinner was even more lively because of the addition of an extremely active and constantly conditioned He Xiaotong. The three of us sat at the dining table happily eating the food that Xu Ping had worked hard to cook, while at our feet was a dejected dead dog helplessly looking at the dog plate full of vegetables and peppers piled up like a hill in front of us. By the way, the chili pepper was deliberately put in by the bad He Xiaotong, as if to take revenge on this poor dead dog who made her lose face. The unpalatable food made the dead dog almost collapse, and it simply rolled its eyes and continued to play dead.

And I am very busy at this time, not only have to deal with Xu Ping's occasional questioning and He Xiaotong's sarcasm from time to time, but also secretly get some food to send to the bottom of the dinner table amid Ding Ding's quiet complaints. There, Dingding opened its mouth wide like a chick waiting to be fed, and refused all the food I smuggled in. She even thought that I didn't feed me enough often, and she impulsively wanted to get on the table several times.

If it weren't for my efforts to control my left hand and grab her, I believe tonight would have been even more lively.

"Hey! He Xiaotong, aren't you going back so late? "After eating, I found that He Xiaotong was actually at home. Xu Ping was cleaning up the dining table, she actually snatched my TV, and she was very happy to watch it on the sofa alone. I looked up at the time, and it was already 8:20, and it was already dark. She didn't go back so late, did she expect me to take the initiative to send her home later?

"That ** is at home, I don't want to go back so early! Ha Lu Ha ......" He Xiaotong said without looking back, and was amused by the plot on TV.

"Aren't you afraid to walk at night?" Before I finished speaking, I suddenly realized, with this girl's kung fu and guts, how could she be afraid of walking at night? You must know that catching thieves and ** is this girl's favorite extracurricular activity in her daily life, so much so that she has won the title of a 'righteous girl' in this area. Although I don't think this title is of any use, this impulsive girl is even more tireless because of it.

I stared maliciously at the girl's tall calves, thinking about the tragic fate of her one day being avenged by the forces of evil. But he didn't want to listen to my words, He Xiaotong didn't react at all. Still not looking back, she waved her hand casually: "It's okay!" I told Pingping that you would send me later! ”

"Uh...... What about my opinion? "I was dumbfounded.