Chapter 31: The New Teacher
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Because of Ding Ding, I don't want to attract people's attention. Because once Ding Ding is discovered, no matter how I explain it, I can't avoid the fate of being targeted by people with strange eyes. Even worse, the presence of journalists and journalists, as well as the growing speed of the Internet, would have turned my life upside down, as well as those I knew. For example, her sister Xu Ping, she definitely wouldn't want to see that scene.
I tried my best to cover it up, but the appearance of the dead fat man instantly made me the center of attention.
The classroom that was close to the beginning of class was chaotic like a battlefield, with all kinds of noisy voices and over-energetic students running around making it look like the U.S. Parliament and the early morning vegetable market. They certainly won't notice me, but now a word from the dead fat man has made all my efforts in vain.
For these guys, the topic of pledge is much more interesting than whether the president of the United States can be re-elected.
"Dead fatty, you don't want to live, do you?" I gritted my teeth and glared at the bastard in front of me, but I saw his smiling face.
This fat man's name is He Dalong, the word He is fat, the dragon fat demon, and he calls himself Emperor Lori. At the same time, he is also the biological brother of the little Lori He Xiaotong I met yesterday, and he is also the first friend I made after coming to this school. Unlike ordinary me, Lori Jukong He Da Fat has been going to school here since elementary school. When he was in the third grade of primary school, he had the experience of being a child in a kindergarten, so the title of Lolita is also well-known.
At the same time, at the age of eighteen, his weight of more than 200 pounds is also a long-standing gambling market in school. Last week, I only bet five dollars on the fat man to raise to 250 pounds before he graduates. Now it seems that there is a real possibility.
You see, there are not two hundred and five such guys, who else is two hundred and five?
"Xu Eucalyptus! Wake up! It's like this early in the morning, did you ...... with my sister yesterday" The dead fat man smiled cheaply. This idiot doesn't have the slightest sense of humiliation when it comes to bringing his best friend and his own sister into the topic. For him, there is nothing else in his world except Lori.
I raised my head and glared at him, and the irrepressible anger in my eyes startled He Dapang.
"Dead fatty, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"
"Hey! What to say? Before I get close to all the loli in the world, I can't die early, right? Shaking his head firmly, the fat on He Da Fat's face rippled: "Hey! Don't change the subject! Honestly, how are you and my sister doing? I can tell you, sooner rather than later. You must know that the Loli resources in this world are very scarce! Although Lori and Sister Yu are both rare resources, Lori's shelf life is lower! Lori can become a royal sister, but the royal sister can't become Lori again. It is necessary to know that Lori has three good, light tone, soft body, and easy to push down; The royal sister has three good, beer, bathing, and eating tender grass; The queen has three wonders, a wooden horse, a candle, a leather whip, and ......"
Dead Lolicon is showing off his lolicon theory again. I don't even know when Lu Dao has added all kinds of dumbfounded existences to his recipes. I stared at He Dapang in amazement, and the eyes of the classmates next to me who looked at us were full of contempt. I didn't know how to explain it, but the damn dead fat pig smiled lewdly and continued, "Hey, wake up, wake up! Don't go to bed just yet, listen to me first. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm not on the same page as you. You go find someone else, don't murder me, okay? "I simply retreated, waved my hands and surrendered.
"Cut! Fool whom? You think I can't smell that smell on you? You brought that thing with you, right, and you still want to lie to me? Glancing at me with disdain, the fat man's teasing smile made me feel an ominous premonition. This guy, has he already found Dingding?
"Tsk! I've worked hard for six years, and I've finally let you know the ** of lollipop to Lori! Live up to my careful teachings, there are successors to the old man! ”
"Huh? It turned out to be a lollipop! ”
"What do you think? Goldfish? Idiot, you're not at that level yet, are you? ”
"Go well, don't send ......"
I simply lowered my head neatly and pretended to sleep, and then ignored this **. And in the face of my all-out refusal, He Dapang was finally helpless.
But though I chose to give up, it was clear that there were other people who were interested in the explosive news that Dead Fat Man revealed. Maybe for them, it's a matter of course that I've been polluted by a dead fat man to become the new Lolicon, right? Someone walked up behind He Fat Demon and patted him on the shoulder to save his young heart that had been hit. The two of them looked at each other and glanced at me, and soon came together and muttered.
However, before He Dapang was excited to pollute the World Realm again, someone soon stopped him.
"Dead fatty, what are you doing when it's time for class!" Glaring at He Fatmo viciously, the squad leader of our class, a short-haired beauty who was very powerful in both temper and knowledge, came over: "Are you undergoing a beating again?" If you dare to continue talking nonsense, get out of the way for me! ”
"Hah! Then what squad leader, you misunderstood, I was talking about serious things this time. With a shy smile, He Dalong immediately softened.
"Serious? You'll be serious too? ”
The cute class leader expressed his disdain for the dead fat man, but the dead fat man actually rolled his eyes and really said an important news. He waved his hand violently, glanced triumphantly at the whole class in the classroom, and then said slowly, "Do you know the way? The menopausal homeroom teacher in our class has resigned! From today on, we no longer have to worry about being poisoned by this ** middle-aged woman, and we can finally have a memorable graduation! ”
The class was silent for a few seconds, and then it boiled over for a moment. Everyone was attracted by the news and came forward to inquire about the news. Even the serious-looking class leader showed a happy look on his face after listening to the fat man's words. Our terrible homeroom teacher, oh, the former homeroom teacher, her ** to your classmates on weekdays, now it seems that even the head of the class who can be called a top student can't stand it.
I sighed with a wry smile...... Now I'm surrounded by complete excitement, and I hope not to expose the existence of Ding Ding.
Looking down at Ding Ding, this guy is hidden in my sleeve, watching this scene with great interest. Ding Ding seemed very curious about my lively class.
Of course, what she was curious about was just the atmosphere of the class.
What about the content of the chat...... For Ding Ding, it may not be possible to figure it out until the next life.
"That's it! All right! The curious eyes of everyone made He Da Pang very proud, and he said mysteriously with a big belly: "Actually, what I want to say later is the point!" Do you want to know who our new homeroom teacher is? She's going to be over in a minute! ”
The students were silent for two seconds, and then they all bowed their heads to find the weapons they could use.
"Wait! I say I say! He Dapang, who was sweating profusely, wisely chose to surrender, he raised his hand and shouted: "I tell you, it's a big beauty!" Our new homeroom teacher is a beautiful super beauty! Students, our spring has arrived! ”
"Cut ......" someone disdainful, and stared at He Fatzi viciously and said: "Lolicon, in your heart, are there any beauties besides Lori?" ”
Everyone nodded.
Everyone knows a lot about He Fatzi's aesthetics, and this terrible **Lolita is a Lolita lover. For He Dapang, no existence in this world other than Lori is a beauty. Otherwise, why would he even attack his own sister? Because He Xiaotong will be fifteen years old in another year, and he will soon exceed the shelf life of Lori! Although the little girl is very beautiful and cute, for He Dapang, He Xiaotong can only be regarded as ugly after a year. You see that even his sister describes it like this, how can there be a beautiful woman in his heart? You can't say that the new homeroom teacher is not yet fifteen years old, right? That's incredible, too.
In short, everyone can't trust the beauties that He Fatzi said.
But...... I don't know what Lu Dao is for, when He Fatzi mentioned the beautiful head teacher, I suddenly had an ominous premonition in my heart.
Just when I was nervous, the class bell rang.
Everyone returned to their seats one after another, although they didn't look forward to He Fatzi's aesthetics, but they also hoped that a beautiful homeroom teacher could really come to teach us the last month of our high school career. For the legendary graduation career full of youth, in fact, everyone is still looking forward to it. But what was the heart palpitation that trembled slightly? What is that feeling like a rabbit encountering a tiger?
A rhythmic sound of footsteps sounded outside the door, as if there was no weight. Then a beautiful woman with shoulder-length black hair, a delicate and feminine face, a bumpy figure, and a really beautiful woman who looked no more than in her early twenties, walked in from the outside.
"Wow!" All the animals shouted in unison.
"Ah......" the girls were envious.
However, I slipped under the table with a thud.
Your sister! It's actually a Lori? What brought me pressure,It's actually a Lori?