Chapter 30: Ah, the ordinary campus
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When I opened my eyes, I was saddened to find that I hadn't become Superman.
Even if the little dinging was just sticking to my face, my face was drooling and I was sleeping, even if my left arm was paralyzed from the elevated posture all night, but in fact I didn't notice any special abilities other than the mutation of my left hand.
Abilities or something, magic fighting spirit or something, not a single bit. When I woke up, I was still an ordinary person, except for the left hand, which had become unusual.
Thinking about what happened yesterday, it suddenly felt like a dream.
Everything is so unreal, and so incredible. But when Ding Ding suddenly bit my ear in my dream, I woke up instantly. Reflexively sat up and threw Ding Ding away, I was speechless and looked at Ding Ding who was almost ** due to his poor sleeping position, the small sling was rolled up to his chest, and most of his upper body was exposed, and he opened his eyes in a daze, and yawned and showed me a smile with a very high sugar content.
"Good morning, little eucalyptus!" Rubbing my eyes, Ding Ding gave me a happy good morning greeting.
But when will this girl notice that she is disheveled? I covered my face with my speechless right hand, closed my eyes and pointed to Dingding's chest. The next second, the piercing scream made me roll my eyes, and then I saw that Ding Ding had already burrowed into the quilt and hugged her chest to show her head.
"Little eucalyptus, **! Ding Ding can't get married! He blushed and looked at me with a resentful expression. But almost in the blink of an eye, she clutched her stomach and cried out: "Woo...... I'm so hungry! Hurry up, Ding Ding wants to have breakfast. Lal, Ding Ding wants to eat breakfast made by Xiao Eucalyptus's sister, and then go to school with Xiao Eucalyptus. I think it's been a long time since I've been to school, and I'm looking forward to it! ”
"Huh? Is there a school in the Territory? I asked curiously, and then reacted instantly. Even if the development direction of the earth is different from that of the earth, there should be educational institutions for young creatures such as schools, right? Anyway, I suddenly cared about a question, how old is Ding Ding today?
"Little eucalyptus, it's rude to ask a girl's age!" glared at me dissatisfied, Ding Ding proudly raised his neck and said, "Don't underestimate Ding Ding, Ding Ding is also a great graduate from school!" Na! Na! Xiao Eucalyptus told you, even his father praised Ding Ding for being a smart child! The teacher at the school pleaded with his father to ask Ding Ding to graduate no matter what, and then his father happily agreed! Na! Na! In the entire realm, there is not a single student who graduates as fast as Ding Ding! ”
said excitedly, Ding Ding's proud nose was about to be cocked. Wearing just a suspender, she posed in front of me with an unstoppable look.
But...... Why do I always feel that the taste in these words is wrong?
It doesn't sound like graduation, but it looks like I was begged to be expelled from school because I was too stupid!
Of course, I won't say that, after all, the tinkling teeth are the terrifying weapon I had already felt deeply yesterday.
Amid Dingding's anxious cry of hunger, I got out of bed with the same difficulty as yesterday. It didn't take me just one day to get used to Ding Ding's presence, and the difficulty of getting dressed was almost painful. This little one, who was curious about everything, offered to help me, and she completely forgot about the situation of yesterday when she was almost wrapped in a cocoon. Then I was relieved for a moment, and I was depressed to see Ding Ding flying towards me with the sleeve of her school uniform. It seems that in order to put on my sleeves, she impulsively slipped through the end of the cuffs. As a result, I watched speechlessly as the shape of a caterpillar arched in my sleeve, and after a while, it came out of the neckline.
He looked up and gave me a silly smile, and Ding Ding re-drilled back.
Slipping out of her cuffs again, the dumb guy wiped the sweat from her face and smiled smugly at me, before continuing her burrowing game......
What the hell is this idiot here for? Didn't you say help me get dressed, did you forget it completely in just five seconds?
She was still having so much fun, did she want to me off alive?
Look at the time, it's already late, stupid!
Glaring at Ding Ding, I pulled her out of the pile of clothes under her blank gaze. Picking up her little dress at the head of the bed, I covered her whole body.
"Wow wow! What are you doing? It's so dark that I can't see it, help......"
Ignoring the sound of clanging and screaming, I quickly got dressed and put the textbooks on the desk that I had planned to study but had not touched all day in my backpack. Under Ding Ding's puzzled gaze, I moved like the wind to pack up all the things that needed to be prepared. At this time, I looked back at Ding Ding, and I sighed helplessly and took the initiative to put on the clothes for this little fool. After thinking about it, she found a red thread and tied her hair into a ponytail. I tried the length of the cuffs and found that I could completely hide her from detection, and I was finally relieved.
At the same time, Xu Ping's voice also sounded outside: "Brother, breakfast is ready, you can hurry up and eat." I'm going back to school first, and it's my time to do my duty this week. By the way, if you come back early in the evening, go buy some food, you can pick and buy some you like. ”
After saying that, the footsteps were about to go away, and suddenly I thought of something, I quickly opened the door and rushed out.
"Pingping, wait a minute!" In Xu Ping's curious gaze, I smiled bitterly and hesitated: "The exam is coming soon, don't be busy these days, right?" That's right! How about you recently moved into the dormitory in order to do a good review? Didn't Xiaotong's girl keep saying that she wanted you to accompany her? Anyway, there is nothing to worry about at home, so why don't you live on campus for a few days and relax? Worrying about the family every day, it's weird and tired. ”
Staring at me with a curious expression, Xu Ping shook her head. As if she was suspicious of something, she said with a faint expression: "If you want to talk about exams, the person you need to worry about is your brother, right?" And let me live on campus, brother, do you want to make some mess at home? Tell you I don't allow it. And I've thought you've been a little weird since yesterday, is there something I'm hiding from me? I'm telling you, be careful if you get caught by me, you won't have any good fruit to eat! ”
After the threat, Xu Ping stared at me quietly.
Then I fled.
wanted to trick Xu Ping into avoiding the family's cemetery, which is currently very dangerous, and died.
This girl! Sometimes it's really stubborn!
I smiled helplessly, with a sad face, how to solve the troubles that will arise in the future, and at the same time ensure that it does not affect Xu Ping. It hurt me so much that I wasn't even in the mood to eat breakfast. However, Xu Ping's hard-earned breakfast was not wasted, and the gluttonous lady in my left hand had already wrapped them all up at the speed of lightning after discovering that I had no appetite. Then holding her stomach, she shrunk into my sleeve and finally came down well.
Well, he was still holding a lollipop as a dessert after dinner.
When I got to school, how should I explain to my table mates that I suddenly had the habit of carrying lollipops with me like him?
Ay......
Walking around the campus, looking at the carefree and laughing and chatting classmates walking by, I suddenly felt like I was in a different world. Because just a day ago, I was as laid-back as they were, thinking about nothing but the upcoming college entrance examination. And now? What happened yesterday is like a mythological novel, and the immortals and monsters appear one after another, and the endless stream is dizzying. On my left hand, I still have a strange creature that does not belong to the earth, and she even looks curiously from side to side through her cuff at the nearby scenery. When I'm not looking, she will even sneak a bite of a lollipop and rub the sugar residue onto my sleeve......
What the hell are these? Thinking of this, I suddenly felt out of place with my surroundings.
It's as if ...... Me and them are no longer on the same level.
Even decadent in other words, I'm probably not of the same race as these guys anymore.
Have you ever seen a human whose left hand doesn't look like five fingers, but a loli? It's incredible!
Sighing helplessly, I put my right hand on my left sleeve under Ding Ding's curious gaze, and then tried to reduce my presence like a thief and approached the classroom.
As a result, in the next second, a loud voice made me the target of the attention of the whole class.
"Hah! Xu Yu, I heard that you were a hero to save the United States last night, but my sister decided to promise you a personal promise? "Damn He Fatty's words, everyone's eyes focused on me. The stares stared at me in amazement, and I almost went crazy for a moment.
What is this brainless idiot talking about!