Pi Donkey and Li Er and others, at the invitation of Liu Xueyin, came to Haiyu as guests. Everyone took a look at the banquet, it was very rich, seafood, stir-fried vegetables, good wine, everything. Hi everyone can't keep their mouths together. After sitting down, the donkey first slapped his face and said to Liu Xueyin: "Boss Liu, can you tell everyone a few words?" Everyone welcomes Boss Liu to give a toast! ”

A round of applause erupted.

Liu Xueyin was also not polite, and said: "I set up this table today, mainly to thank everyone for their care for me. In the past few days, I was a little, a little bit of a ghost. I can't say what's wrong, I live in a daze all day long. Thanks to everyone's help, I woke up from my sleep. Thank you all for your kindness. ”

Li Er took the chopsticks, shook them on the table, and said, "Eat, drink, don't live up to Boss Liu's good intentions." Eat and drink violently, and rest when you get drunk. ”

"I represent ?????" He glanced at Liu Xueyin's sharp gaze, and changed his words and continued: "On behalf of myself, I would like to express my gratitude to the villagers. I'm still representing myself! ”

The room immediately became lively, some punched, some ordered, some guessed fingers, and some drank flat, and it became a pot of porridge.

The people who came to the banquet were all foodies and drinkers, and after an hour passed, they looked at the people, all of them blushed like little hens who were about to lay eggs, and then looked at the belly, one by one, the rolling melons eating and drinking were round, which was bigger than the belly of the seven or eight-month-old pregnant woman.

The last dish is Wang Ba soup, although everyone has already eaten and drunk very full, but when they see Wang Ba soup, they are more addicted than the mosquito lady who sees blood, and they pick up the Wang Ba soup in front of them one by one, grunt, and drink the bottom of the bowl in one go.

Naughty was the first to drink the Wangba soup in the bowl, and at the bottom of the bowl containing the Wangba soup, he found a strangely shaped bean. I picked it up, looked at it in my hand, and thought it was a great tonic of Chinese medicine, so I threw the bean into it with his mouth full of yellow teeth and stinky mouth, chirped a few times, and swallowed it.

Wang Er Mazi was careful, he picked up the beans and asked Liu Xueyin: "Boss Liu, what kind of Chinese medicine is this?" ”

"yes, what kind of tonic is this?" Everyone asked in unison.

Liu Xueyin replied to everyone with a smile: "You eat these beans." I won't hurt everyone, don't believe me, you ask us how big our family is. “

After listening to Liu Xueyin's words, Le's heart almost jumped out of his stomach. He hurriedly threw the bean into his mouth, and without even bothering to chew it, he swallowed it and said, "Look at me! This is a special medicinal herb for stewing Wang Ba, called Da Bu Dou, and the body is strong after eating. It is better than preparing medicine to strengthen the body. “

After listening to the huge words, everyone rushed to throw the big tonic beans in the bowl into their mouths, and most of them swallowed them without chewing.

Liu Xueyin saw that everyone ate all the big beans into their stomachs. Only then did he put away his smile and asked everyone: "Is there something wrong with you eating the taste of this big tonic bean?" ”

The leather donkey looked at Liu Xueyin with a bright smile on his face, and listened to her question. I suddenly remembered what she said that it was a pot of stew anyway, one more, one less and it didn't matter. sighed in his heart, and thought: Did Liu Xueyin poison Wang Ba soup and stew us in a pot?

As soon as the donkey thought about it, his stomach ached! He covered his stomach and asked, "Liu Xueyin, you bastard, what kind of poisonous beans did you give us to eat?" ”

Liu Xueyin clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Pi donkey, you are really smart, you guessed very right, it is indeed a poisonous bean." This bean is produced in South America, is the local aboriginal hunting, the bean smashed into powder, stained on the arrow, according to foreign records, these beans are extremely poisonous, but what is commendable is that these poisonous beans, animals and people after eating, although poisoned, but the stomach is not very painful, under normal circumstances, three days later, will rot the stomach and die, what liver and lungs, what intestines, will turn black, and then rot into black water, from the belly out of the ???????"

"Ah, I can't make it!"

"Death is just around the corner!"

"If I had known that this bean was poisonous, I wouldn't have eaten it."

"Mother, I'm going to die, if I die, what will happen to my wife, if she gets married, will she take all the things in my house away?"

Liu Xueyin said to everyone: "You are not in a hurry, there are still several days to say goodbye to your wife and children." ”

The donkey asked: "Liu Xueyin, what are you doing here, since you have a treat, you shouldn't poison it." ”

"I am a man of rewards and punishments, and everything you have done in the past has been for my good. I am grateful to you in my heart, so I specially set up this seafood table to express my gratitude. Are you afraid that I will become a widow as soon as I get married, or that I will jump into the fire pit. ”

"Then why are you still poisoning us?"

"These are two different things, just like eating in a restaurant, the food is the dish, the wine is the wine, each to its own. I can't forget it, but ????" Liu Xueyin changed the conversation, and something unpleasant came out of her mouth: "You bastards, just help the huge, drive away my first love, let me be widowed every night, I can't spare you, you have to pay the price for your actions, this price is your life!" ”

The donkey said: "I can't spend it here, I want to go home, talk to my wife well, confess the things I have been sorry for her in the past few years, one by one, and beg her to forgive me." ”

Several other people, following the example of the leather donkey, ran home one by one, and talked to their wives and children.

Only Li Er sat there motionless. Liu Xueyin asked him: "Li Er, you are dying, what are you pretending to be serious?" ”

"I've got something. Li Weimin, whom I met when I was building the expressway, said that he came to look for me tonight, but so far, why haven't you come? No, I'll have to go upstairs to see if he's here. ”

"Let's see if anyone is here, do you still need to go upstairs?"

"Liu Xueyin, you don't know, climb the upper floor of your house, open the window of the adjacent street, stand high, and see far away."

Liu Xueyin didn't care about Li Er's activities either. After a short time, Li Er shook his head and came down. After drinking a few cups of tea, he went up and down several times.

Liu Xueyin said to Xiaohong: "Xiaohong, you see that the huge belly is uncomfortable, why don't you hurry up and press him!" ”

Xiaohong said: "Oh, I forgot, my man and child are still waiting for me to go back to eat at home, I have to go first." Before she finished speaking, the person had already gone out of the door, and in the blink of an eye, the figure disappeared, faster than the rabbit!

Li Er saw Liu Xueyin twitching his nose, so he got up and said, "I should go too, little peach, come and help me go back." ”

Xiao Taohong came over, holding a huge one hand and Li Er with the other, and slowly came out of the door of the sea fish.

Liu Xueyin's old sense of Li Er went up to her second floor and had a strange idea, so she climbed upstairs to check, this check didn't matter, she scolded in the direction of Li Er's departure: "Li Er, you have suffered a thousand cuts, I have to kill you Wang Balamb!" (To be continued......)