Chapter 303: Good, Wet, Good Poetry!
You Yang is still thinking that X-rated films have long been legal in foreign countries, and the way of heaven and humanity, this humanity is only ranked below the way of heaven, which shows how much of a role it has played in the development and progress of mankind, but after hundreds of years of Zhu Cheng's science, the preservation of heavenly principles, and the education of destroying people's desires, the minds of Shenzhou people have slowly closed, and finally led to, until now, many parents are educating their children, and they regard this human ethics as a tiger, and they usually don't mention it, so this often makes some comedies, such as a couple who have been married for many years and have not given birth, When I went to the hospital for an examination, I found that I had entered the wrong hole.
This thing is not funny at all, it is very sad, so You Yang feels that there is a general disconnect in the sexual concept of the people of Shenzhou, and some of the more powerful people are indeed in line with the world.
And ordinary people, especially some young people, can only watch the love action movies of the island country to enlighten themselves, when we are still masturbating to the computer in our twenties, foreign children have already enjoyed the local sex-culture in seventeen or eighteen, which is a pitiful thing.
You Yang said to Li Ziyue with a burst of admiration on his face, "Such a movie theater that dares to fight, we have to support everything." β
"That's right!" Li Ziyue nodded, and then the two of them went out at almost eleven o'clock in the evening.
You Yang didn't drive, he directly called a taxi and asked the taxi to send him, joke, if people see the car with the Li family's license plate appearing at the door of a movie theater playing 3D meat X group in the middle of the night, then You Yang's face is really embarrassing.
In Donghai City, everyone knows that Li Ziyue's sports car is East A; 88888, seeing this license plate number, even if it is more expensive than Li Ziyue's sports car, they have to give three points. This is the awesomeness of Kowloon Group and the Li family!
And Jiang Ling also bought a sports car for Jiang Ruyan not long ago, that guy is even more awesome, the car is not very expensive, it is a BMW sports car, but Jiang Ruyan's license plate number is on, East A; 85144, move me you try!
The world of rich people, I don't understand it!
After a while, a taxi near the Jincheng community came, and it was a black luxury version of Santana! You Yang and Li Ziyue sat behind them, told the driver the address of the movie theater, and then chatted intently in the back row.
"It's a pretty good car." Li Ziyue looked at the surrounding decorations and said.
"Of course, this car is a high-grade taxi nearby, and I have been paying attention to it for a long time when I go out." You Yang said comfortably lying on the leather sofa.
It didn't take long for the car to stop.
"It's here, young man." The driver turned around and said.
"You go and wait, I have chartered this car, I will give you a hundred yuan first, and when I go back, I will give you another two hundred." You Yang got out of the car and commanded.
The driver nodded, didn't say anything more, and drove the car aside.
The quality of this group of people is really good. You Yang nodded secretly.
According to the address of the advertisement, it didn't take long for You Yang to see a red brick and black tile building in front of him, You Yang couldn't help but grow his mouth, he originally thought that the movie theater that dared to show this movie was probably just that kind of inconspicuous small movie theater, but he didn't expect that the movie theater in front of him was so magnificent, more spectacular than the movie theater in Kyoto City on TV.
"You Yang, are you sure it's here?" Li Ziyue looked at the bustling crowd at the entrance of the movie theater and asked.
"Do you see this ad is not written here? And I did the math, yes. I'm rubbing, look there, it's all posted posters! You Yang pointed to the wall not far in front of him, where there was a huge movie poster.
This forbidden movie is still broadcast so brightly, no one has come to check, the owner of this movie theater is definitely not a mortal! You Yang sighed with emotion and walked to the ticket gate with Li Ziyue.
There are quite a lot of people at the ticket office, and most of them are two or two together, You Yang smiled evilly, "Yueyue, everyone is a small couple to come and see, wait a minute, if you play something in the movie theater, what are you going to do?" β
"What to do? What are you afraid of, when I was traveling in the United States, I went to see Liu Jiasuye, and I often met and calmed down. Li Ziyue patted You Yang's shoulder and comforted.
"Good!" You Yang pulled Li Ziyue to the back of the line.
You Yang was stunned when he was in line, and in front of him and Li Ziyue, there were two men, and they were men holding hands, which was too exciting!!
You Yang couldn't help but fantasize about the two men watching the 3D meat X group there, and then the desire to burn the fire couldn't stop, and he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.
The tickets sold quickly, and it didn't take long for the two men in front of You Yang to take their turn.
"Give us two couple tickets." One of the more rugged men said.
"Oh, why do you want a couple's ticket, people haven't promised you yet." Another man who looked a little thinner said coquettishly.
"It's okay, the couple ticket is good." The man smiled, took the couple ticket, hugged the thin man and left.
You Yang watched the two of them go away, and couldn't help sighing, sure enough, there is often a foundation in the world, and chrysanthemums are blooming all over the mountain, so wet, good poetry!
"Hey, are you still buying tickets?" The eldest sister who sold the ticket saw You Yang in a daze and shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Buy!" You Yang hurriedly took out his wallet, "Give me two." β
"There are only couple tickets, no ordinary tickets, do you still want them?" The eldest sister who sold tickets asked.
You Yang looked at Li Ziyue, "No problem, the couple's ticket is the couple's ticket." β
"Okay, a couple ticket, a hundred yuan!" The eldest sister tore out two pink tickets.
"Why are couple tickets so expensive? Isn't an ordinary ticket just over 30? When You Yang heard the price, he was taken aback.
"Anyway, it's the price, you'll understand when you get in." The eldest sister who sold tickets smiled ambiguously, and You Yang had no choice but to spend money to buy tickets.
You Yang is not reluctant to spend money, he still thinks that he has been slaughtered, but thinking about it, it is actually nothing, as long as Li Ziyue is happy, it doesn't matter if others slaughter him for 18,000! I spend money for my daughter-in-law, I'm proud!
After taking the ticket, You Yang and Li Ziyue came to the ticket gate together, and after handing the ticket to the ticket inspector, the person specially pointed to a passage next to him and said, "Couple tickets go this way." β
"Why are there so many couples?" You Yang walked to another road depressedly, entered the movie theater, and there was a waiter waiting there directly at the end of the road, saw You Yang come in, looked for You Yang and took the ticket, looked at it and said, "Please follow me." β
You Yang and Li Ziyue followed the waiter suspiciously, and after walking for a long time, they arrived at a door.
"This is your private room. If you need any service, press the light. The waiter said and stepped back.
"Couples tickets also come with private rooms?" You Yang looked at Li Ziyue puzzled.
"I don't know." Li Ziyue pushed open the door first and walked in, and You Yang then walked in as well.
As soon as he entered this private room, You Yang was stunned, this private room is made of pink paint as a whole, about ten square meters, there are all kinds of things in the private room, and there is even a vending machine, there are drinks and snacks in it, the wall is pasted with posters of the movies that are currently broadcasting, and in front of the private room, there is a big square window, outside the window, there is a huge screen.
And directly in front of the square window is a three-person wide chaise longue.
You Yang stepped forward and pressed the recliner, the recliner is very soft, and the angle of the backrest can be adjusted, and it can even be flattened 180 degrees and moved backwards, isn't this a bed? ?
You Yang looked around and found that there was no other chair except for such a recliner, could it be that the so-called couple ticket was two people sitting on a recliner watching a movie together? This movie theater is really a novelty! The couple ticket really deserves its name, look at it like this, if the interest comes, just put the reclining chair flat, you can grab it, and even save the money for opening the room, no wonder you need two hundred, this ticket price is worth it!
The light in the private room was a little dim, You Yang smiled obscenely, and said to Li Ziyue; "Yue'er, let's lie down...... Ah no, sit down. β
Li Ziyue obviously didn't expect the couple tickets in this movie theater to be so powerful, although she is You Yang's fiancΓ©e and is more open-minded, but she is also a little embarrassed at the moment, after taking a deep breath, Li Ziyue said, "Sit down." β
This "doing" and "sitting" are the same sound, and after You Yang heard it, he smiled even more, "Do it, do it together." β
Li Ziyue is obviously much purer than You Yang, she generously sat on the right side of the recliner, while You Yang sat on the left side of the recliner, because this recliner is three people wide, so there is still a distance of one person between the two.
"This couple's ticket has to be designed to be narrower! Could it be that this is designed for 3 people together? β
You Yang looked at the gap between the two, depressedly despised the designer of the recliner and thought of the three people extremely obscenely, but he didn't know that the three people were wide, so that you could have a space for you to roll when you snapped, otherwise it would be two people wide, what actions did you make when you snapped, didn't you can't do it? You Yang has really wronged others.
The second is You Yang and Li Ziyue, the golden boy and jade girl, they are both very thin people, although they are very thin, but their figures are just right, the female should be concave and concave, and the convex should be convex, Li Ziyue needless to say, that pair of giant-ru can definitely kill all the three or four around You Yang in seconds.
After sitting down, You Yang saw that there was a drawer-like thing next to him, and there was a pair of red and blue glasses at the head of the cabinet, which was a pair of glasses for watching 3D movies, and there was also a drawer next to Li Ziyue, Li Ziyue took the glasses in his hand and played with them for a while before putting them down.
Before the movie started, Li Ziyue became interested in this drawer, the drawer was divided into three layers, and when the first layer was opened, Li Ziyue's face turned red, You Yang leaned forward curiously and asked, "What's wrong Yueyue?" β