"No, no, no." Li Ziyue hurriedly closed the drawer, You Yang was even more curious now, and said, "Show me?" ”

"Don't." Li Ziyue refused.

"Oh, you're welcome, they're all so familiar." You Yang stood up and stretched out his hand to open it, Li Ziyue reached out to stop it, but this stop, the body will inevitably bump and bump, You Yang felt the soft touch comfortably, and on the other hand, he was determined to open the drawer, and after the two were entangled for twenty or thirty seconds, You Yang finally won.

After successfully opening the drawer, You Yang was also stunned, Nima Cinema, you are too powerful, I saw a whole box of TT in the drawer, yes, you read it right, it is a whole box of TT, Nima has a box of twelve pieces of wood!!

Nima is still a member of the Dures brand!! Nima is still a spiral bump with wood and !! Nima is also banana-flavored!! Next to Nima, it is also written that you can use it for free!!

No wonder Li Ziyue won't let you see it, there is this thing, isn't it a mistake?

"Yueyue, in fact, everyone is an adult, this thing, now that elementary school students are blowing up balloons, you don't need to be so shy." You Yang said with a smile; "Besides, we're already so acquainted, I'm still your fiancé, you're so shy."

"I'm not shy, who is shy." Li Ziyue's face was flushed, but the light was dim, and she couldn't see anything, "When Liu Jia and I were in the United States, we saw that children in their teens used this, and the textbook also advocated using this!" The spread of AIDS can be prevented. ”

"Oh? Are you very experienced? You Yang laughed.

"No, it's the first time I've seen it so closely, my family belongs to a more traditional family! My mom and dad didn't let me get in touch with those things too early, so I didn't fall in love until I graduated from high school!! Li Ziyue said regretfully.

"And this? It seems that Uncle Li and Auntie are quite conservative in their thinking!! But it's good to keep your body and soul pure, and you can sell it for a good price in the future! You Yang said with a smile.

"What is the best price to sell? I'm not a pig!! Li Ziyue glared at You Yang angrily.

"No, in fact, I still agree with your parents' point of view." You Yang pinched Li Ziyue's slightly plump face than the child Duoduo, and said with a smile; "Your parents' traditions have made you still virgin, but this has cheapened me."

"Yo? As far as I know, husband, you're not a conservative person, right? Li Ziyue looked at You Yang in disbelief.

"Where! It's all rumors, slander!! Absolute slander!! I strongly agree with your parents and I firmly refuse premarital sex!! You Yang said awe-inspiringly.

"Oh? How so? Li Ziyue asked with a smile.

"The current society is an impetuous society, full of fast food culture, and even has affected love, many people, knowing each other for a day, can get bed, this is a serious irresponsibility for yourself, but also a serious irresponsibility for the other side of your future, I often see a lot of men and women in school uniforms, kissing me and me in public, even in the subway before, and also encountered the hand washing door! This is no longer just a matter of puppy love, this is already a moral degradation!! ”

You Yang said impassionedly, while looking at Li Ziyue's expression, he found that Li Ziyue agreed with his point of view, and he couldn't help but blow again, "I'm not against early love, on the contrary, early love can allow us to cultivate a sense of responsibility earlier, and what I'm against is the kind of thing that delays the right thing because of early love." ”

You Yang spoke freely for a long time, and even he admired his eloquence, and after a long time, Li Ziyue slowly spoke; "Husband, what is a handwashing door?"

You Yang was full of frustration for a while, his brother's mouth was dry, you just pay attention to the handwashing door? Don't be so bullying.

"Husband, let's talk about it" Li Ziyue saw You Yang's speechless appearance and said coquettishly.

You Yang originally didn't plan to deal with Li Ziyue to express his dissatisfaction, but seeing Li Ziyue's coquettish demeanor, You Yang resolutely abandoned his position.

"Do you really want to listen to this handwashing door?" You Yang asked.

"Yes, I'm not afraid!" Li Ziyue also knows that everything in Huaxia is basically linked to that thing, but as a person who has gone from sex-rookie to sex-culture and is very open, she can't be cowardly.

"Since that's the case, then I'll tell you, this handwashing door, I started from the news I saw on the Internet, one day Zhang San was in J high-speed rail, do you know J high-speed rail? It was the railway line that often broke down when it was first built, when Zhang San just went to the capital, there were a lot of people, on the ground opposite Zhang San, there were two people sitting, a man and a woman, and wearing school uniforms, the two hugged and hugged all the way, Zhang San couldn't see it, and then the halfway train broke down decisively, Zhang San They had to wait there, the two people may have been burning with passion, the man put his hand into the woman's skirt, and then ...... Well, you know, it's twitching constantly. Ha ha. ”

You Yang was a little embarrassed when he said it, but Li Ziyue listened very seriously.

Seeing You Yang stop, he asked, "How can this be considered a handwashing door?" ”

"Do you need me to explain it thoroughly?" You Yang looked at Li Ziyue and said.

"Of course!! I don't even understand! Li Ziyue replied suspiciously.

"Okay."

You Yang looked at Li Ziyue, who didn't seem to know anything, helplessly, and said, "This woman is excited, can't she be flooded with Jinshan?" The man's hand was twitching there, and his whole hand was wet? This is the washing door, and the man stretched out his hand and wiped it on his body, you see how wet it is!! ”

Li Ziyue still looked puzzled.

"Yueyue, if you want to tell me that you still don't understand!! Have you heard of romance action movies? Water!! Know no, water!! Women are made of water!! "You Yang can't say it too thoroughly, so he can only say it water and water.

"Water?? Oh! I see, you mean pee!! Ah! What's so embarrassing to say! Li Ziyue suddenly realized, patted You Yang's shoulder and said, "I peeked at the love action movie with Liu Jia, the wet one, isn't it all the girl-you pee?" Haha, this is the handwashing door!! It's so much fun, peeing on the train, haha!! ”

You Yang looked at Li Ziyue smiling there, and felt that this chick was either pretending to be stupid, or she was really stupid, you are a person who was overwhelmed by her fiancé, rubbed by the sea, and died and came back to life, don't you even know the hidden obscene meaning in the sentence that women are made of water? It seems that you still don't understand the diversity of Chinese languages!

You Yang shook her head, and she didn't plan to correct Li Ziyue, anyway, sooner or later she would understand.

It's just that You Yang didn't know, it was because he didn't say it, which led to a big joke in the back, these are all afterwords, don't say it now.

You Yang took the box of sleeves out of the drawer and put them in his pocket, Li Ziyue clasped her hands to her chest and shouted; "You Yang, what are you going to do."

"This can't be wasted, can it? Take it back and give it to Wang Shiquan. Such a box set of sets in the supermarket will cost dozens of dollars! You Yang said with a righteous and awe-inspiring voice.

"Really? Don't you want to use it? Li Ziyue said with a smile.

"Of course not! I'm a boy, I'm still studying, why do you use this, Yueyue, we're acquainted, if you want to slander me, I won't agree! You Yang said aggrievedly.

Seeing You Yang like this, the author really wanted to slap him to death, you don't know how many times you've done that, and you dare to say that you're a boy! I'm not ashamed!

You Yang stared at the author and said; ", write your book, the readers are waiting for you!"

Tong Yangyang; “……”

"Hahaha." Li Ziyue smiled and shook her head.

After You Yang took the set, he had a strong curiosity about the drawer on the second floor, and he couldn't help but open the drawer.

"What's that?" Li Ziyue also looked at it, and this time, she also leaned out.

"Is this still a movie theater? How do I feel like a couple's hotel? I even went into the kiln where I was shooting art films! You Yang reached out and took out a pink stick from the drawer, which was just one of the many things inside.

"Put it in!!" Li Ziyue couldn't stand it a little and ordered.

"This ...... Let me see, I've never touched this thing in my life! I've only seen it in movies. You Yang smiled lewdly and turned on one of the switches of the stick.

The stick shook its head and shook its head, "I'll wipe it, so powerful!" You Yang hurriedly closed the button, and then put the thing in the drawer.

"Why don't you take this thing back and give it to Wang Shiquan?" Li Ziyue asked with a red face. "Or for your brother Bai Chen?"

"It's heavy, Wang Shiquan can't use it, besides, Brother Quan wants to use it, Liu Jia doesn't necessarily agree. And with Brother Quan's physique, I am worried about Sister Jia, she is satisfied with Brother Quan. It's the "egg" inside it, Yueyue you can take it back, that thing vibrates at a high frequency, and it's very good to use as a massager. You Yang laughed.

Li Ziyue directly threw a roll of her eyes.

I have to say that this unmarried couple is a blooming wonder, and the young couple are both subtle and shy to answer, but the two of them are different from others.

You Yang won't talk about it, a pure dog drinks milk and pretends to be pure! obviously wanted to talk to Li Ziyue, but he didn't want to, for fear that Li Wenlong would force him to get married. Then when he has nothing to do, he will tease Li Ziyue, and even sometimes, while Li Ziyue is asleep, the dog's paw will touch her mimi dishonestly.