2. Haunted house
At night, Liu Cheng took Long Wen and Hu Che to get acquainted with the mansion, this house is simply outrageous, Liu Cheng easily introduced each room one by one and then left a sentence: "Okay, basically this is the situation, you can pick which room you want to sleep in at night, just tell me when the time comes." Long Wen: "How many did we see just now?" Hu Che: "Counting the utility room, it is forty-nine." Long Wen: "Where do you want to stay?" Hu Che: "Twenty-second." Long Wen is basically dizzy now, and it is estimated that he can't even find where the toilet is, but Hu Che answered the number of the room at this time: "This is not a hotel with a house number." Long Wen asked as he walked with Hu Che, "Why is it the twenty-second room?" Hu Che: "Because it's relatively close to the toilet." Long Wen: "Oh, that's a pretty practical reason. ”
The two of them chose a room, Liu Cheng brought two futons and cleaned them up briefly: "Okay, you can sleep, I will get up at half past five tomorrow morning to prepare breakfast, and I will wake you up." Hu Che: "Okay! Even if we're 'making it up', you're welcome. At this time, Hu Che saw a few pieces of 'yellow paper' stained on the window of the room, and when he walked in to look, he saw clearly that it was a few talismans written in cinnabar. His hand was about to push the window, when Liu Cheng stepped forward to stop: "Briefly tell you a few important rules of the 'Li Family Mansion'." Long Wen: "The Li family? Liu Cheng: "By the way, I haven't told you yet." Our young lady's surname is Li Mingyuan. This house was built by the grandfather of the young lady's grandfather, so it is generally called the 'Li family mansion'. Hu Che was still curious about that Fu and never left the window: "The Li family can't be a 'Taoist priest', right?" Liu Cheng: "Not all people who use talismans are Taoist priests. Saying that, he changed the topic: "There are many rules in the Li family's mansion, and there are too many to mention, and there are two important points: first, servants cannot enter and leave the master's house at will, and second, the stickers cannot be opened at will, especially the windows, and the 'charms' in any place cannot be torn off." "Third, it's best not to move around at night when you have insomnia." Hu Che raised his hand: "What if you want to go to the toilet at night?" Liu Cheng put his face in front of him at this time, changed his kind appearance, and showed an extremely terrifying zombie expression on his face: "I advise you, even if you pee in the bed, don't go out." Long Wen: "This requirement is too harsh, I can't sleep when I hold back, and I won't let me go out when I wake up, is the urine quilt drying by myself?" Liu Cheng: "Of course." Long Wen: "Don't you have a spittoon here?" Liu Cheng: "That's an old antique that only existed in the time of Grandpa Li's grandfather, and it doesn't exist anymore now." Long Wen: "A spittoon is still an antique?" If I stay for a long time, I can buy one on the Internet, but it seems to be expensive now. After Liu Cheng finished speaking, he closed the door and left, Hu Che looked at the window of the sticker: "This house is very strange." ”
Liu Cheng walked quickly through the long corridor without raising his head, and walked to the door of his room, "Bang!" After closing the door, he breathed a long sigh of relief: "Whew! I hope they can listen to me, or I'll have to deal with the aftermath when the time comes. Oh, my God! Liu Cheng cried and touched the 'cinnabar talisman' in his pocket and said. After a while, the snoring sound came out of Long Wen and Hu Che's room, and I don't know if Lu Dao was the reason for drinking too much radish soup at night, Long Wen and Hu Che, you sang and I appeared on the stage, and finally Hu Che was woken up by Long Wen's drum-like fart, and in a half-dream, he finally smelled the strange smell of radishes and stinky farts in the room, he pinched his nose and kicked Long Wen who was still asleep on the other bed while fanning with the quilt: "Hey! Wake up! Feed! Wake up! "Dang!" There was another sound, and even the quilt fanned it, "I'll go!" "Hu Che fanned this room hard, didn't open the window, and digested his own farts by himself, it was really 'self-produced and self-sold', he estimated in his heart that all the living creatures in this room now except for Long Wen and himself were almost dead.
As a last resort, he got out of bed in a daze and opened the door, and then he walked to the window again, but when he came to the window, he subconsciously thought of what Liu Cheng said to him, Hu Che: "If you don't destroy the 'Fu', it's always okay to open a small gap." Thinking about it, he cautiously pushed the window open a small gap. At this time, a gust of cold wind came in, and Hu Che suddenly had a wit and suddenly came to his senses, and at this time, the convective wind back and forth from the doors and windows completely replaced the 'stuffy smell' of the room, and Hu Che dared to let go of his breath. This wakefulness suddenly felt a little like going to the toilet, in other places, this still needs to be considered, but in this house, Hu Che had to hesitate, he wanted to wake up Long Wen, but he felt embarrassed, "Forget it!" ”
He took out the 'Silver Eagle' and put it in his pajama pocket, he poked his head out the door and looked out, the corridor was pitch black, but fortunately it was close to the toilet, and he once again admired his 'extraordinary intelligence'. Hu Che tiptoed to the toilet in the dark, and then he seemed to feel a little cool breeze coming from the crack in the window behind him, and there was a dead silence in the darkness around him, "How does this place feel more terrible than the tomb of 'Hasut'." At this time, Hu Che clenched the silver eagle in his hand to embolden himself. If this makes Long Wenzhi Dao, he will carry a pistol to the toilet by himself, it will be like laughing off his big teeth: "Go quickly, come back quickly!" Hu Che thought and quickened his pace, his clattering footsteps sounding lonely in the hallway. Just as Hu Che stepped into the toilet, he suddenly stopped, because his sweat and hair were like being poured with a basin of cold water, "Boom! "What's the matter......" He now felt cold from head to foot, and his heart seemed to be frozen, and he stopped beating. The tiger turned around with his eyes and bones, and the left and right sides of the front were just pitch black, and there was nothing abnormal, so ...... Be...... Behind, Hu Che didn't dare to look back, his eyes lowered, this is vaguely, he seems to see the end of a rope on the ground, "Whew!" The cool breeze suddenly rose from behind, "Whether it's a person or a ghost, eat me first!" At this time, Hu Che suddenly turned around and raised his pistol, and in an instant, a broken shout sounded in his ears: "Now! "Smack!" A cinnabar talisman suddenly flew over, and this 'talisman' went down to Hu Che holding a gun and froze in place with a bloodless face, only to see that under the effect of the talisman he showed the appearance of a 'ghost', dressed in white, with a hideous complexion, spitting out a long bright red tongue and a long rope wrapped around his neck. "The deceased Zhao Han! Died by suicide from a hanging beam. Liu Cheng walked out of the dark corridor at this time, and it could be seen that his voice was trembling a little, and the hand holding the talisman was also trembling slightly. The ghost called Zhao Han seemed to recognize the cinnabar talisman, he stuck out his long tongue and looked at Liu Cheng, and could see that although Liu Cheng was nervous, he still pretended to be calm and asked Hu Che: "Did you open the window?" "Hu Che can still hear him now. At this moment, the white mist drifting in Liu Cheng's eyes slowly gathered into a human form, Hu Che: "Why do I feel colder and colder?" Liu Cheng: "Do you know how many 'people' you put in?" "People?" At this time, Liu Cheng threw out another talisman "Present!" At this time, Hu Che saw another ghost behind the long-tongued ghost with no legs and only half a head, and Liu Cheng moved to Hu Che at this time, "The deceased Sun Quan!" Died in a car accident. Hu Che: "Didn't you say that they are all 'people'?" Liu Cheng: "It's not 'people', what do you want me to call them?" Hu Che shook his voice and collapsed: "Of course it's ~'ghost'~~"