1. The lady and the valet

"My sweetheart is sitting next to me~~ silently looking at me silently~~ I want to say to you~~ How many words remain in my heart~~~" Peterbilt was driving on the chaotic streets of "Firubinas", Long Wen was holding the steering wheel and humming "Night on the outskirts of Moslaka" as if intoxicated, the traffic light turned green, Long Wen started the car, but the car just started, a figure suddenly crossed over from the sidewalk, Long Wen reacted quickly, and quickly stepped on the brake to hear the tiger in the trailer There was a howl in his voice. And Long Wen didn't hear Hu Che's howl at this time: "He hit someone!" Long Wen hurriedly jumped out of the cab and saw a boy who was about seventeen or eighteen years old lying on the ground, the paper bag fell to the ground, and various items in it rolled to the ground. At this time, passers-by surrounded him, and Long Wen hurried up to the boy: "Hey! Brother, how's that? Can you speak? Hu Che angrily held the screwdriver and poked out his head: "You won't shout when you brake...... Uh......" Seeing this, Hu Che's face turned pale, and the first thought swirling in his mind was: "Lose money!" "Oops~~" At this time, the boy groaned, and Long Wen took out the phone at this time: "Brother, I'll call the emergency for now." At this time, the boy sat up and said in a daze: "It's too late!" I have to go back and cook for Miss. Long Wen: "(⊙_⊙)? Hu Che: "Did you hit your head?" Saying that, he quickly jumped out of the car, Long Wen: "Brother, you really have nothing to do?" The boy raised his head and glanced at Long Wen, who looked at the boy's black hair, black eyes and blue Tang suit, and then the two of them said "Oh Yo ......" at the same time and then said at the same time: "Are you a Wulong?" Unexpectedly, he actually met his compatriots, Long Wen said in Yalong: "What a coincidence, brother, where are you from?" Boy: "My grandfather's generation went to 'Firubinas' to work, and his ancestral home was 'Mukden outside the Great Wall'. Long Wen: "Coincidentally, I'm also in Fengtian!" "Strange land! Homosexuals! Long Wen clenched the boy's hand as enthusiastically as an underground party joint: "Tears welled up in his eyes" said. Hu Che pointed to a row of vehicles behind him that kept honking their horns and said, "Hey, are you done greetings?" Long Wen lip-synced with Hu Che at this time: "The set is almost so as not to lose money." Hu Che: "Uh~" Long Wen hugged the boy and said, "Can my brother get up?" Boy: "Can ......" As soon as he finished speaking, he said "ouch~", Long Wen chuckled in his heart, and his mind was full of the words "high medical expenses". "How?" Boy: "It seems that my foot is broken, it's okay~It's okay~" said and touched the ground, "Where's my glasses?" Long Wen felt the sound of glass crushing under his feet at this time, and he lowered his head, "Ah...... This one...... Glasses are ...... here," he said, pulling out the glasses from under his feet that had been trampled on one of the lenses and handing them to the boy, who quickly put them on: "Fortunately, the other lens is in good condition." As he spoke, he limped up to pick up the things that rolled to the ground, and Long Wen and Hu Che also stepped forward to help clean up at this time. Potatoes, tomatoes, shallots, beef, apples, salt, pepper, dish soap, toilet liquid...... "Judging from the things he packed, the brother should have just come out of the supermarket, and Hu Che said as he cleaned up: "It seems that he is still a family man." At this time, he picked up two packets of soft bags, "DEF super long night to let you sleep all night...... This ...... "Hu Che": "(⊙o⊙)... It seems that he is still a good family man who loves his wife. ”

Peterbilt restarted his engine, and the congested streets were restored due to a minor accident, and the boy sat in the back seat of the cab and said to Long Wen and Hu Che in front of him, "I'm sorry to let you waste your time taking me home." Long Wen waved his hand: "Fellow countryman, you can see the outside, we are also fate...... "chatter...... chattering, Hu Che whispered while playing "Mobile Storm": "It's almost set again." "The car was guided by the boy all the way around through the downtown area, almost to the suburbs, the houses were gradually lowered, there were few motor vehicles, and occasionally you could see ox carts and horse-drawn carts passing on the road." The boy pointed to the quaint wurm-style single-family mansion not far ahead.

"Oh me! It turned out to be an 'overseas tyrant'! Hu Che and Long Wen stood in front of the door and squatted in front of the mansion with two stone lions and sighed. The boy pushed the glasses that had broken one of the lenses: "We can't reach the level of 'local tyrants', this house is left by our ancestors." Hu Che: "That's also the 'second generation of local tyrants'." Boy: "Come in and sit down for a while!" Long Wen: "Is this good?" When he spoke, Hu Che had already walked into the door with the boy, Long Wen: "It seems that I asked too much." ”

The house is completely wurm style, surrounded by a large courtyard surrounded by houses on all sides, and all kinds of flowers and plants are planted in the yard. Long Wen was not surprised to see such a house, but Hu Che had never seen it before, so he saw him wandering around the yard curiously, "Miss, I'm back!" The boy limped into the courtyard. Hu Che was standing in front of the wooden door of a room at this time, admiring the quaint carvings on the door, at this time, the door hula opened suddenly, and what caught Hu Che's eyes was just a gorgeous peony flower, and a faint fragrance of flowers wafted into his nose, "Ah..." He raised his head, and then saw a girl wearing a peony pattern Tang costume with a golden bell hanging around her neck, looking down at him, her eyes were arrogant and with some disdain, "Who is this wild boy?" Hu Che: "Huh?!" It's so faceless! Hu Che was about to get angry, when Long Wen hurriedly ran forward and covered his mouth with his arm: "I'm really sorry, I accidentally knocked down this boy while driving, and his foot was broken, so I sent him home." At this time, the girl looked up and down at the boy who had broken one of his glasses: "Liu Cheng, why are you so careless?" The boy named Liu Cheng replied respectfully: "I'm sorry, Miss, I was distracted when I was walking, and it has nothing to do with these two." Girl: "Even if it doesn't matter, they hit you." Hu Che was covered by Long Wen: "Woo ~ Woo ~ Woo ~ Woo ~ Woo ~ " (Translation: What do you want to do with people!) Long Wen whispered to Hu Che, who was blushing: "Little Ancestor, in order to lose some money, you can say a few words." Long Wen: "Beauty, just for the sake of our fellow villagers, can you lose a little less?" The girl said delicately: "Losing money is a trivial matter, our family is now a servant of Liu Cheng, you broke his leg, who will serve me?" Long Wen thought to himself: "Feelings: This is the Republic of China? I haven't crossed this either, have I? Liu Cheng: "No, Miss, I'm really fine!" "I jumped a little as I spoke, but as soon as my feet hit the ground, my face immediately turned green." Get! It's a thorny rose again! Forget about the fight between the two or the man to compromise first, I'll let it go! Long Wen thought and said, "Then what do you think?" The girl glanced at Long Wen, although he didn't look very fierce, but with a scar on his face, he didn't seem to be a good person: "You work in my house for a period of time, until Liu Cheng heals his foot injury, and the money for hitting people will be written off." As he spoke, he turned and slammed the door shut. Hu Che's face was already red at this time: "Woo~Woo~Woo~" (Let go of me!) Long Wen let go of Hu Che's arm, and Hu Che suddenly erupted: "Part-time job? It's obviously a servant for his family! I don't do it! Money! Let's go! Long Wen bent down and whispered, "Didn't you see it?" O thorny roses! In case the lion opens his mouth, the two of us will have to rely on 'a certain master' instant noodles for the second half of the journey? Hu Che remembered the two packs of "DEF sanitary napkins" at this time: "To be a servant of this kind of eldest lady, you must not be tortured to death!" "As the old saying goes, 'People die for money, and birds die for food'!" Long Wen said that he had already taken the paper bag in Liu Cheng's hand: "Are these things going to be put in the kitchen?" Liu Cheng: "Well, part of it is in the storage room." "Have you been back to Mukden?" "Never went back." "I'll tell you! It's good over there now......" The two of them laughed and walked towards the kitchen. Hu Che: "Hey...... Long Wen, you really want to be a servant for this 'overseas female tyrant'...... Your ideal is not ...... Do you divide the land by tyrants? Hey, did you listen to me...... Hey......" Seeing Hu Che complaining and following Long Wen and Liu Cheng, the girl peeking behind the window couldn't help but laugh out loud.