Chapter 34 Look at how I beat the mandarin duck with the golden hoop stick

[There is something today, one more chapter in advance, and the second one is more uncertain! ] Collect! PS: The little girl who was provoked to anger is amazing]

Confessed?

For the little girl, it is undoubtedly groundbreaking. It is inevitable that some little women are shy, even if they are not interested in the little fat man who confessed to her. Dreaming of marrying her father, she naturally wanted to find a man who was not inferior to her father in all aspects.

As for the little fat man opposite, it's too much worse. The mere act of holding a pacifier has already made her sentenced to death.

"I'm going to marry you as a wife," the little fat man added, squirting out the pacifier.

The little girl smiled reservedly, took the lollipop handed over by the little fat man, unwrapped the wrapper, and then stuffed the lollipop into the little fat man's mouth.

Then, the little girl generously rewarded the little fat man with a chestnut and said, "Go home and eat milk!" ”

The little fat man looked aggrieved, but he didn't forget to eat the lollipop.

Seeing this scene, the little girl was angry for a while, and rewarded the little fat man with a chestnut, and said: "If you don't learn well at a young age, how can you ask for a wife?" Not only to be consensual, but also to reach the legal age of marriage! ”

How can the little fat man understand this? Seeing that the little girl he defined as his wife had a bad face, he didn't dare to speak. When I grow up, maybe it's tracheitis again. However, then again, what man can keep a normal heart in front of a little girl with a strong aura?

"Also, you're so big, and you still have a pacifier in your mouth. Do you know that it is embarrassing? The little girl continued to teach the little fat man, and every sentence was reasonable: "Independence!" How to write Zhilu Dao independence? What does it mean? ”

As she spoke, the little girl picked up a branch from the side of the road, wrote the word independence on the ground, and said: "Independence means that everything depends on yourself!" No matter how good your parents are, they are not as good as having an independent heart and knowing how to work hard! ”

"Also, do you know what kind of man a woman likes? Remember, it's a man, not a kid like you who hasn't been weaned yet! The little girl threw away the branch and said, "A man who has the ability to stand up to the sky." It can give a woman a shoulder to lean on when she is weak! ”

The little fat man threw away the lollipop, which made the little girl look impressed, but unceremoniously continued to teach: "Moreover, you are too fat." Women prefer capable and sturdy men over bloated fat people. If you continue to eat and drink uncontrollably, it will be difficult for any woman to look up to you in the future. Not to mention pleasing a wife! ”

"Alright, that's all!" After the little girl finished speaking, she walked home, but whispered: "I just don't know how much you can understand!" ”

Not every child can be as rebellious as she is!

The little girl had just taken a few steps, and the voice of the little fat man came from behind: "I will change"

"Hopefully" the little girl waved her hand without replying, obviously not having much confidence.

However, the little girl did not expect that today's unintentional actions would create a man who will be famous in the world in the future. The perfect Prince Charming in the hearts of countless women. Although the two have never intersected again, the successful little fat man always remembers a "wife" who opened the door to enlightenment education for him! It was also for that unknown reunion that he worked hard to stand at the highest place in this world! But fate made the two pass by several times.

Anyone who has come into contact with him will remember two powerful words!

Independent!

In the afternoon, Nirvana took the little girl to school. On the way, the father and daughter began a fierce argument that was never seen before.

Reason: Nirvana wants the little girl to go to kindergarten! But the little girl resolutely disagreed!

And the process, here's how!

"Girl, I don't think it's a problem for you to follow your father every day like this!" Nirvana said tentatively.

The little girl was shocked when she heard this, and cried: "Daddy doesn't want Li'er?" ”

Nirvana hurriedly held the little girl in his arms, wiped away the tears of the little girl, and explained: "Dad means that he wants you to go to kindergarten to learn something so that you can enrich yourself!" ”

The little girl turned cloudy and sunny at this time, but she shook her head firmly: "Don't go!" ”

In her opinion, although she didn't learn much by her father's side, she could feel at ease. She was afraid that one day, her father would disappear and she would become a homeless orphan again.

For the little girl who has already collapsed once in the world world above her head, the second collapse is equivalent to destruction!

"For what?" Nirvana asked, he was also thinking about the little girl.

The little girl explained: "Dad, what do you think Li'er can learn in kindergarten according to her current knowledge?" You're misleading people! ”

Nirvana was speechless. Then he persuaded bitterly: "Girl, Dad's original intention is to let you find a group of like-minded friends of the same age who can have fun." You follow Dad every day, it's going to be boring! ”

The little girl continued to shake her head: "It's not boring, it's not boring at all!" ”

Without waiting for Nirvana to speak, the little girl said righteously: "Now, prenatal education is very important, and Dad hasn't caught up, so don't mention it for the time being." But Lori's education is more important, but how much does Dad know about Lori's education? Other people's children are still painting and playing in kindergarten, but Li'er is already sitting in the university lecture hall and receiving the influence of university education. The starting point is higher than them in kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, one, two, three, four, four levels! What does this mean, it shows that Li'er's future will be more brilliant and perfect than theirs! ”

What else can Nirvana say? Whatever you say will pale in comparison. The little girl has pulled out her future. If he refuses, the sin will be great! If the little girl doesn't sneer at him, then she won't be a little girl!

After a little silence, the little girl suddenly asked, "Dad, did you let Li'er go to kindergarten so that she could spare her energy to pursue the goddess aunt wholeheartedly?" ”

Nirvana was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shook his head. It's telling the truth.

However, the little girl made it clear that she didn't believe it, and snorted coldly: "I know that my father is not well-intentioned and dislikes Li'er to be a light bulb!" I don't know who is in the road to risk you to have a close contact with the goddess aunt! Ungrateful! Big Bad! ”

"Nirvana is really wronged, he definitely doesn't have this mind. To some extent, the little girl is still a powerful help for him. He's not old-eyed!

"Girl" Nirvana just wanted to explain, but was covered by the little girl.

"Explanation is cover-up! Li'er doesn't listen! The little girl pouted and lost her temper: "Take out some manliness." ”

The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched. If the little girl was an adult, it would be enough to reprimand him in an old-fashioned manner, and he would admit it. But the little girl is a girl who is only three years old. In every case, he had to pull back a game and establish his authority.

But before he could brew the words, the little girl snorted angrily and said, "Since Li'er's fiery eyes have seen through your schemes, how can you get your wish?" Look at how I beat the mandarin duck with the Ruyi golden hoop stick! ”

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Nirvana at this moment, throw away the armor