[The second update, ask for collection]

In the early morning, the warm sunlight shone into the house through the window, and Nirvana opened his eyes on time. After a rare indulgence, he will not give himself a second chance to indulge. Because laziness is the result of successive indulgences.

Wake up the little girl, wash your face, brush your teeth, and apply incense.

After exercising, and having breakfast at Sister Jiaojiao's, Nirvana took the little girl to school by bus. The morning class was full, and there was an old professor's class, so he naturally had to take it seriously and not tolerate sloppiness.

Walking to the classroom, Nirvana saw a familiar figure that he had been thinking about for a long time!

Concubine Xuan!

The goddess Guan Concubine Xuan was born beautiful, and her elegance was peerless, so that countless toads did not dare to have blasphemy thoughts. Such a woman should probably be kept in a museum.

Nirvana had no surprise in his heart, but with a faint joy. On the surface, it is naturally indifferent. After a bland greeting, he started according to his plan.

Preview and write your own understanding and perception in the blank space of the page. When I was in class, I naturally listened carefully. Maybe the teacher is plain, but don't forget to know the truth out of the plain. As a teacher, there will always be some students who are destined to be incomparable.

Guan Feixuan was also taking notes seriously. She is not a good-looking vase, but a talented woman who cultivates both inside and outside.

There is poetry and books in the belly! Guan Feixuan's temperament is largely derived from the edification of knowledge.

She didn't dwell on Nirvana, because she knew that it would only backfire. Attentive people have a great aversion to being interrupted by others. And she's that kind of person!

The little girl who locked up the puppy smiled cutely at the goddess aunt, revealing her white teeth. She decided to fight the mandarin duck with a ruyi golden hoop and a stick, and naturally she couldn't just talk about it, but put it into action. Since the goddess aunt has thrown herself into the net, if she sits still and waits for death, it will be too inauthentic.

The first lesson, a bland end. Guan Feixuan took advantage of the recess time to sit on the other side of the little girl. Completely self-defeating.

The little girl smiled brightly, innocent, but in the depths of her eyes was an unknown cunning.

Guan Feixuan, who was fascinated by the cuteness of the little girl, was naturally difficult to see.

Nirvana is still engrossed in what the teacher says in class, analyzing and synthesizing it over and over again. After repeating it a few times, you will be able to understand it.

The little girl smiled: "Auntie, what do you think of Dad?" ”

Concubine Guan was a little unsure of the little girl's purpose. Although the contact that day made her palpitate, the cute appearance of the little girl still made her selectively forget. Coupled with her desire to join the school basketball team. She had to pounce like a moth to a fire.

Glancing at Nirvana, who was focused on writing and painting, Concubine Guan smiled and said, "Very good."

"It's good!" The little girl nodded, but sighed again, and said, "But this is just the appearance"

"Appearances?" Concubine Guan was full of doubts, and she didn't know which little girl was singing. Although she doesn't have a sharp eye, she still has some experience in looking at people.

Nirvana stopped writing, and there was a sense of foreboding in his heart. The words of the little girl who wanted to beat the mandarin duck with a golden hoop and stick still lingered in her ears. Can he not know the temperament of his daughter? It's like carving out of a mold with him: do what you say!

"Men will try their best to maintain the most perfect image in front of the woman they like. However, no one knows the absurd depravity behind their glamour! The little girl is like a literati, very fan: "Just like Dad!" ”

"Dad's clothes are dressed and he takes the plain route. The first impression is undoubtedly the vast majority. It's also easy for women to think of their dad as a good man who is diligent and thrifty! The little girl pointed to her father and said, "However, they have forgotten another simple understanding: sloppy!" A man who doesn't know how to dress up is irresponsible to himself, and since he can't be responsible for himself, how can he be responsible for others? To be the wife of such a man is a disaster! ”

Guan Feixuan: ""

Nirvana: ""

"Dad's style of acting is low-key. The low-key ones made the classmates not know that there was such a person in the class. There are two explanations for this low profile! The little girl held out two fingers.

"First, nerds with no mood. Everything is formulaic and monotonous, without the slightest bit of interest at all! Living with such a man, don't expect romance or sweet talk. Such a life is pale! The end result is either to endure alone; Or go your separate ways! ”

"Second, cowardly men who don't have self-confidence. Not having contact with others is because we are afraid of the cynicism and disdain of others. It is cowardly retreat, pathological pessimism. Such a man will only be eliminated in the tide of fierce competition in society. If you marry such a man, you will only be assimilated and go with the flow. The two people who have collapsed in the spiritual world are unreasonable madmen and fools in the eyes of others! ”

The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, and Concubine Guan was dumbfounded.

The little girl took out a box of milk from her small schoolbag, took a sip to moisten her throat, and said: "What is Dad's private life is a mystery in the eyes of outsiders. But for Li'er, there is no secret at all! ”

The corners of the little girl's mouth curled slightly, looking at her father's imminent collapse, and continued to add fuel and vinegar: "Dad's clothes are only changed once a week, because Dad's clothes are only taken once a week!" Of course, this is still within the acceptable range of some people. But Auntie, do you have a dual cleanliness habit of mind and body? ”

Concubine Guan nodded subconsciously.

"There will inevitably be a compromise on both sides, but who it is depends on the degree of affection and stubbornness of both of you!" The little girl said solemnly.

After taking a sip of milk, he said: "Dad likes to pick his nostrils, and the nasal feces are wiped with his hands, as for where to wipe it, it depends on the surrounding environment." If it's a wilderness, it's only to wipe it on your clothes! Imagine if Dad had his nostrils buttoned up while cooking"

Concubine Guan turned the river and the sea in her stomach, and Nirvana's heart was turbulent.

"Dad likes to smack his lips when he eats, and it's a huge sprayer that sprays all over the table! Question: Auntie, do you like to eat other people's saliva? ”

Guan Feixuan didn't answer, but her expression already said it all.

"Dad likes to snore when he sleeps at night, and the sound is like thunder. I also like to grind my teeth, which is thin and piercing. It's so noisy that no one else can sleep. Since following her father, Li'er's sleep quality has seriously decreased, she is much haggard, and her skin is a little dry! ”

At this moment, Nirvana really wanted to find a needle and thread to sew the little girl's mouth on, and lying and fabricating can achieve this kind of sincerity, not to mention the first in the world, but it is also rare in the world. What made him even more devastated was that the object of the little girl's complaint was his goddess. Whether the goddess believes it or not, he will definitely have a terrifying straight line descent on the goddess. For him, this is tantamount to a bolt from the blue.

Concubine Guan grinned, embarrassed. Looking at the collapsed Nirvana, for a while, I was a little unsure whether what the little girl said was true or false.

"Alas, Auntie, we are all women. Li'er doesn't want to watch your old man jump into the fire pit! It's a lifetime thing, and there's no room for sloppiness! The little girl persuaded hard, and that look was called sincerity. It's just a handful of snot and a handful of tears to pray!

What Li'er said was just a few of her father's many shortcomings. The rest, Li'er is afraid of being embarrassed to say it! The little girl turned her head, winked cutely at her broken father, and opened her mouth without making a sound. Nirvana can understand it.

"Dad, the game is getting more difficult, come on!"

Then, the little girl pretended to be surprised, and looked pitiful that she had done something wrong: "Dad, it's all Li'er's bad, I accidentally said that I missed my mouth!" ”

Then, the little girl turned her head, took Concubine Guan's palm, and said, "Auntie, in fact, Dad is very good."

Guan Feixuan: ""

And Nirvana, completely collapsed