Wang Er Mazi and Mrs. Liu are holding a wedding ceremony, beaming proudly and happy. I saw the three sons of the Liu family, holding a wreath, came to the wedding scene, put the wreath in front of the table used for the ceremony, looked serious, put it down and left! What do you call this? This is obviously to send bad luck and make trouble? Treat me like a dead man? This is because I am dying slowly, and it is cursing me to die early. If you don't want to be a son, it doesn't matter, if you don't call your father Lao Tzu, you don't force it, why do you give Lao Tzu such a knife in the back at this critical moment? Look at it, the people who came to see the excitement, the villagers in the village, all watched it, you sent a wreath, this is to Lao Tzu's good looks, is to ask for the life of my Wang Er Mazi! What a happy event, my daughter-in-law, received a wreath as a gift, this 、、、 this 、、、、 this repaid!

The more Wang Er Mazi thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't care about being happy, the flesh on his face trembled, the corners of his mouth began to slant, he jumped up and scolded: "You want me to die, you want to find a better master for your mother?" No matter whether you are happy or not, Lao Tzu is sleeping with your mother in his arms! Bah! I'll beat you to death a donkey, a turtle, a calf! ”

Wang Er Mazi scolded, so he pounced on the three sons of the Liu family, wanting to fight with them. I didn't want a hand to grab his hand from behind, and when I looked back, it was Mrs. Liu, she cried and begged: "Today the two of us are embarrassed enough, you go out to inquire, three miles and five villages, ten miles and eight townships, who is married, does good deeds, and has received a wreath as a gift?" This is the first one. Woooooo , the children are forcing me to die, or not, my dead ghost man is still waiting for me to go to the reunion underground, I'm afraid he can't wait. I sent the children to urge me, Wang Er Mazi, it's hard for you, we can't be fated in this life, in the next life, I will designate you to be your wife in the next life! She looked up to the sky and cried, "Dead ghosts." I'm coming! ”

Mrs. Liu struggled to hit the wall, but fortunately, Wang Er Mazi grabbed Mrs. Liu's hand and pulled hard, and Mrs. Liu didn't hit it. Everyone hurriedly persuaded the old woman to sit down on a chair, although people even suspected that the act of martyrdom of the old woman Liu just now was for people to see. You think, the three sons sent her wreaths at her wedding of remarriage. This is obviously dissatisfied with her remarriage, don't pretend, where to put her old face?

Mrs. Liu stumbled and hit the wall but didn't crash into it, Wang Er Mazi held her hand and didn't let go, and under the persuasion of everyone, Mrs. Liu gave up the idea of suicide. A stone in Wang Ermazi's heart fell to the ground. But as soon as he turned around and wanted to sit down, he was caught in the chest socket by someone, and the person who grabbed him didn't know if it was because of anger or natural strength. Anyway, he almost lifted Wang Er Mazi off the ground. He struggled and cried out, "Who is this, trying to take me somewhere?" Hurry up and put me down, what's the fuss? Today is my big day! ”

"I make you happy! Grandpa, I have to call you a king and a lamb today, and I have to be very sad! Someone yelled.

Wang Er Mazi looked at it, ouch, who did he think, but it turned out to be the famous big man in Beizhuang. He grinned and asked, "Daxiao, it's still early in the cave room." The wedding is not over yet. It's okay to drink if you want to, but it doesn't matter if you don't take money or don't give gifts. Today is my big day, and I won't bother with anyone. Are you trying to lift me up to heaven? Pull out the seedlings and help me grow, you want to make me ascend? Lao Tzu is not a cadre, and he is not a civil servant of the state. I can't get up. Let me go, let go wow! ”

Wang Er Mazi's last breath began to become tougher. Because he knows that rural people have the habit of protecting their nests, whether they are close or not, how can a person in a village turn his elbow outward? Is it good, you people from Beicun dare to come to the east to make trouble? As the saying goes, a good man can't beat the village. Even if you are bad, the people of Quanbeizhuang are afraid of you, but are the people of Dongjiao also afraid of you? What's more, Li Er, the leader of the village, is here to preside over the ceremony, if your kid is out of line, Li Er will definitely be the first to jump up and not agree! The East Kidnapper can't afford to lose that man.

Wang Er Mazi was thinking about how to repair Da Xiao in his heart, but who expected that Da Xiao raised his slap and opened the bow left and right on his face, "Bang Bang!" He slapped him in the face, and his eyes were full of gold! There is no shortage of money directly. Venus staggered, her whole body swayed, and she almost fell to the ground.

Why is he so unlucky? In the past, it was important to pay attention to marrying a daughter-in-law who was a small Dengke, and even the county lord walked to meet him, and the sedan chair had to make way for the newcomer's sedan chair. Not only did no one give way today, but the light was beaten, and the wreath had just left, and now there was a big beating again, what time was it unlucky? Is it a bad thing, no, now is a new society, a new fashion, a new people, new things, a new country, earn your own money and spend it yourself? Is it because you owe a lot of money? His kid took the opportunity of today's wedding to collect debts? He quickly sifted through his mind, and he figured out that he didn't owe a lot of money! Wow, dare to stick a mallet in Lao Tzu's eyes, I'll fight with you!

At the critical moment when Wang Er Mazi was about to fight hard with Da Xiao, Li Er stood up. He pointed at the eldest boy and shouted: "Good boy, dare to come to Dongguizi to make trouble and disturb other people's weddings, do you know who presided over the wedding between Wang Er Mazi and his wife?" Li Er didn't wait for Da Xiao to speak, and then said: "The wedding was sent by the village to preside over me. Before making trouble, I didn't go out to inquire, and I Li Er didn't have a head that I couldn't shave! Let's see how I clean up your grandson today. Hong Shun, crying and mourning sticks are waiting! ”

Li Er was also confused, he just saw the wreath in front of him, and thought it was a white thing, didn't the filial sons and grandsons all hold the mourning sticks in their hands? As I said earlier, when there is a funeral in the countryside, the children wear white cloth filial piety clothes and hold mourning sticks. This mourning stick is tied with sorghum stalks, tied tightly with fine hemp rope, more than half a meter high, in ancient times, the filial son used it to carry it, and it was also waiting to beat those who dared to make trouble.

Hong Shun came over, put his mouth next to Li Er's ear, and reminded in a low voice: "Wang Er Mazi is a daughter-in-law, not a mourner." ”

Li Er listened to Hong Shun's reminder and understood that he had shouted wrong just now, so he quickly changed his words and said: "Wang Er Mazi, kowtow to thank the guest!" ”

Alas, isn't this still the funeral program!

Kowtow to thank the guests? Wang Er Mazi was stunned for a moment, and shouted at Li Er: "Oh my God, I'm marrying a daughter-in-law, not mourning!" ”

Li Er's mistake was fast, and he corrected it quickly, so he came over and asked, "Why did you beat someone?" Say! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will be tortured! ”

Da Xiao dragged Li Er to the wreath brought by the Liu family brothers just now, and shouted, "Look at it! Look! ”

Li Er said with a big grin: "Isn't it just a wreath?" Sent by someone's son. You don't care! You're not someone's father. ”

"What do you see what this is?" Da Xiao grabbed the couplet on the wreath and scratched the words on the couplet with his fingers, telling Li Erzai to read it carefully.

Li Er muttered, "There are still words on it?" Da Xiao, are you going to do tricks? Changed your mother's name all at once? ”

Li Er actually saw the couplet on the wreath just now, he deliberately pretended to be confused, and wanted to get through in vain. Fooling around is a moment. The current cadres are doing their work like this. I learned it purely from Zheng Banqiao, it's rare to be confused.

It turns out that Daxiao's mother is not on good terms with Daxiao's mother-in-law, since Daxiao's father killed the life of the outcast, she has suffered retribution and has a strange disease, and her body is rotten either out of water or pus. Died in the ditch of the earthen fence. Da Xiao's mother-in-law, the old bachelor who is good with his mother, always goes to Da Xiao's house at night to drill Da Xiao's mother's bed. The two of them did not get married, let alone hold a wedding ceremony, so they lived a confused life saying that their in-laws were not in-laws, and that the two were not two people. After two years of going up, the old bachelor died, and after two days of going up, the big man and his mother also whimpered, stretched out her legs and swallowed her breath. Da Xiao usually has no popularity in the village, either harming the east or the west, his mother died, no one gave him a favorite, and no one sent wreaths. On the day of the funeral, there were two wreaths, one was white, which my son bought, and the other was my grandson's, blue. According to local customs, when the old man dies, he will go to the cremation after 12 o'clock in the afternoon, and after he returns, he will go to the village cemetery to bury the urn, and then he will go to the hotel in the evening to hold a banquet to thank all the relatives and friends who came to help. By the way, there is an unwritten rule in the local area, that is, to cremate the deceased at a time of early or late, usually the elderly, who go to cremation after 12 o'clock and go on the road. And those who are young, or who still have elders alive in the family, generally go to cremation before twelve o'clock.

Without further ado, the book gets back to business. The morning after his mother died, before the sun came out, he went to give his mother a grave. But when I got to the cemetery in the village, I saw that there were two wreaths on the grave yesterday afternoon, and my brother spent the night, could it be that someone stole one and went there? It's weird, there are people who steal money and cheat, do people also steal wreaths? The old man of a large family passed away, the stars held the moon, there were many people who sent wreaths, and the wreaths on the grave could not be inserted. Forget about the suffering, there are two wreaths on the grave of the big mother in front of you, can't you see it? I just want to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but I can't pretend to be wow.

Da Xiangzi, who is also a bad breed like Da Xiao, the guy who used to drive a transport car, slapped his face and said to Da Xiao: "Wow, Da Xiao, you can really create miracles, it's purely unlucky." Your mother died, there were only two wreaths in total, and someone stole one of them, do you think it's a miracle? Don't hurry up and find it! ”

Da Xiao said with a crying voice: "Where to find Wow? Although he said this, for the sake of face, he still went to other graves in the village and looked at them carefully. Didn't find a fucking wreath of you. He listlessly walked south along Baoshan Road, and unconsciously came to Dongguizi, and when he saw someone's wedding ceremony, he came over to see the excitement. I really didn't expect wow, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. At the wedding scene of Wang Er Mazi, he saw his mother's wreath at a glance, which was placed in front of the table used for the ceremony! Is this a coincidence, you say?

What's more, the couplet on the wreath is still there, and there is his mother's name on it! How can Li Er carry out the ceremony? (To be continued.) )