Da Xiao didn't give up on Wang Er Mazi, jumped to his feet and scolded his mother, roared and asked: "Tell the person who stole the wreath, Lao Tzu must kill him today!" ”

Li Er scratched his scalp and said: "There are a lot of people who came to give gifts today, and they were in a mess just now, and one of them didn't pay attention, and they didn't see clearly who sent a wreath." Wang Er Mazi's family has many relatives, and most of us don't know each other. ”

Li Er is stumbling and can't say one, two, three, he is procrastinating. At this stall, I suddenly saw Liu Xueyin's first love, pushing an electric car, approaching the door of the kidnapping clinic, and in a hurry, Li Er pointed at him and said, "Is that the person?" I was so dizzy that I couldn't see clearly. Huge, don't you say? ”

Da Da usually hates that this relative is not a relative, a friend is not a friend, and a brother-in-law is not a brother-in-law, Li Er asked him this, he immediately understood, and he said vaguely: "It may be him, right?" It looks familiar. ”

Of course, the huge man is familiar with this person, not only familiar, but also very familiar. If it weren't for his wife Liu Xueyin's protection, he would have broken his leg to this mortal enemy a long time ago! Da Xiao ran over and questioned the huge mortal enemy, and after investigation, it was not what Li Er said at all. What do you think, he just came, he didn't know anything about the wreath, the donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth, and the more he interrogated, the more he couldn't match the number, so he concluded that Li Er was lying. Let go of the huge mortal enemy and come back to settle accounts with Li Er.

Li Er was also clever, so he took advantage of the skill of the big man to interrogate the man, and hurriedly shouted: "It's all old guys, the lame donkey is against the rag bag, the rotten pot touches the broken bellows, the broken water scoop touches the leaky water tank, gurgling, clanging bells." Wang Ba likes to hide in the mud, make do with it, I announce: The wedding is over, and the old gang will be sent to the cave room! ”

Li Er finished the bad words above loudly, and muttered another sentence later: "But the fuck is over, and the wedding is almost yellow." Fortunately, I Li Er was resourceful and brave enough to survive the difficulties. ”

Just when Li Er was glad that the wedding was completed, he was happy too early, and the big man returned, so he grabbed Li Er and continued to ask about the wreath.

Xiao Taohong saw that Da Xiao wanted to grab Li Er's clothes collar, so she came over and kicked Da Xiao on the cheek, and scolded: "Are you blind? Zhang Fengxian's man, do you dare to provoke it? Isn't it impatient to live. If you want to die, you will die, jump into a well and hang yourself, or run a car on the road and run over you, and no one will stop you. Dare to move Li Eryi's fingers, his wife will come back, and she will have to pick your skin alive! Don't hurry up yet! ”

Da Xiao knew Zhang Fengxian's prestige, and he didn't dare to continue to spill. Hesitantly wanted to leave. But he was not reconciled. Li Er was full of food, and drew a long worm to make up for the four legs. added: "They are all relatives, or you can eat and leave." ”

Da Xiao didn't want to leave, but after listening to Li Er's words, he borrowed a donkey from the slope, turned around and came back! Isn't that fatal, you say? Li Er, Li Er, draw a snake and add a foot!

Da Xiao said: "Li Er." You know, my mother's wreath was stolen, no matter who sent it, anyway, the wreath is here, and the tongue can't pluck out the cheeks. What do you say? If you really can't do it, call the police, the police are coming, and you don't dare to hide it from the bad guys, think about it. ”

Li Er understood that Wang Er Mazi would not have any blood this time, and he would not be able to pass this level, so he asked tentatively: "Money?" ”

Of course, Da Xiao had to bargain, and at first he still didn't agree to ask for money, but then Li Er's three times of persuasion, he finally relented and said: "30,000 yuan, one less son, this matter can't be finished." ”

Da Da said: "Da Xiao, even if your mother lives, it is not worth this money." A wreath costs 30,000 yuan, and the lion opens his mouth wide wow, good guy, I've never heard of this thing. ”

Da Xiao said: "Hurry up and go back to your clinic to have a look, the man and your wife just now looked very slimy, be careful of your backyard on fire!" ”

Huge heard that there was something in Da Xiao's words, but everyone knew that his wife had a first love, and he couldn't rely on it. simply shut up, not wanting to set himself on fire for Wang Ermazi.

Li Er suddenly patted his head, as if he remembered something, and said loudly: "Daxiao! You can't ask for any of this money! I seem to remember that your mother and Wang Er Mazi have made a doll kiss. ”

"There's a baby here?" As soon as Dafang wanted to leave, he heard that there was a baby parent, so he immediately turned around and asked, "Li Er, you are a king and a lamb, what did you just say?" Who's going to kiss whom? ”

Li Er's mouth is full of nonsense, at this time, Li Er, what he pursues is, not afraid of nonsense, just afraid of what he has to say, as long as he has something to say, he will catch fire under the drilling machine, and fool for a moment! He replied, "Have you forgotten that you often talk about baby kissing?" Wang Er Mazi has a baby kiss with Beizhuang Daxiao and his mother. ”

"Why don't I remember this?" The huge mind was just thinking about how to deal with his wife's first love, and his brain didn't turn a corner all of a sudden. Or he didn't understand what Li Er meant at all.

Li Erjian was huge, and he didn't set it at all. He changed his words and said to himself, "Am I wrong?" Didn't the giant say it, it was the leather donkey who said it? He pointed to the huge and shouted: "You go and call the leather donkey, just say that Wang Er Mazi is setting up a banquet today, and he wants ten roast chickens, just let him think about Wang Er Mazi and his mother to set the baby kiss, the skin donkey and his father Li Old man, after seeing a lot, I know a lot about the doll, maybe the old comrade told the leather donkey." ”

Huge told Li Er's words just now to the donkey. The donkey immediately understood. carried ten roast chickens in his hand and came directly to Li Er.

At this time, Li Er had already forcibly dragged Da Xiao into the seafood building, and after sitting down, Da Xiao still didn't spare Wang Er's pockmarks. Li Er asked Xiaohong to carry the roast chicken from the donkey, and brought all of them to the back kitchen, and told Wang Er Mazi to take out the money to pay for the chicken first, and then ask the donkey to sit down and drink.

The donkey understood what Li Er had called him for. He asked: "Second Master Li, did you want to inquire about Wang Er Mazi's baby just now?" ”

Li Er pretended to be surprised and asked, "You really know about this, is it that the old man often talks to you about this?" ”

"Not really! He used to talk about it a lot. The donkey swore and said.

Li Er said: "I know that his old man always remembers other people's daughters-in-law. You are both the same virtues. ”

The donkey asked, "Daxiao, do you want to know the inside story of the matter?" ”

Da Xiao nodded and said, "Yes, I want to know the inside story of the matter, do you know?" ”

The leather donkey consciously wanted to see Li Er's jokes. Chengxin told Li Er not to come to the stage. said honestly: "Li Er asked me to talk nonsense, make up nonsense, and insist that Wang Er Mazi and your mother must have a baby kiss, which is not a matter at all!" He's fooling you, an honest man、、、、、、、"

Li Eryi wanted something bad when he saw it, and the leather donkey, which ate something inside and out, received money from Wang Er's pockmarked roast chicken. But he didn't do anything for him, he wanted to cross the river and tear down the bridge, unload the mill and kill the donkey, you say, isn't this a fatal thing? If the situation changes abruptly, there will be a traitor! The leather donkey is this out-and-out traitor and villain! What to do? Li Er doesn't need to weigh it to know that there are thirty-six plans, and it is the best plan! Why don't you hurry up and go, just wait to be ugly here? Li Er slipped his body down. Pull your legs and run upstairs to the seafood restaurant. He knew that the second floor of the seafood building was where the boss Xiao Taohong's bedroom was located, and there were two guest rooms, which were usually the residence of the waiter Xiaohong. Ordinary people don't dare to go up without the permission of the boss. Upstairs is either a guest room or the waitress and the landlady's bedroom, what are you doing up there? Are you trying to do wrong? In case the proprietress charges you with trespassing into the waitress's room, you can't argue if you have a mouth? As long as the police ask you: What are you doing in the waitress's room? It's hard for you to answer. I can't tell if I jumped into the Yellow River, right?

Wang Er Mazi had a treat at the seafood restaurant. All the people who came were relatives and friends, seven aunts and eight aunts, six aunts, and his dead wife's mother's family, there were really a lot of tables. Da Xiao is a subordinate three, and he can't move when he sees the wine and meat legs. There happened to be a table behind him, and he took advantage of the situation to sit down. The leather donkey wanted to sit down and rub a meal, but he didn't pay attention to what he said just now, and offended the bitter master, so he didn't arrange a seat for him. He couldn't sit down in a hurry, and wanted to find Li Er, who was in charge, to arrange a seat for him, but Li Er had already slipped into Xiao Taohong's room upstairs, Xiaohong was the best at slapping on the back, she had already sent the wine and food, Li Er took advantage of no one to see, and secretly kissed Xiaohong on the mouth. Little Peach doesn't know about these situations at all. Li Er is really bold, even if he guards Xiao Taohong, he insists on kissing Xiaohong, and Xiao Taohong can't do anything about him, because she knows that the bones that are born grow flesh, Li Er is so virtuous. After a long time, it became a habit, so I had to let him do it. What else? Men aren't bad, women don't love. The big truth doesn't make sense, so I can only say that.

Da Xiao's body swayed from side to side, pulled Wang Er Mazi and asked, "You and my mother really have a baby kiss?" Why didn't I hear her old man say it? Is it your old boy cheating? Today I spare you, and tomorrow I will come to discuss the wreath with you, in a word, this matter cannot be left at that. There is also Li Er, who escaped the first year of junior high school, and can't escape the fifteenth, the account always has to be calculated! I know that you Li Er is a character in the east, relying on your wife to be a martial arts master, rampant and domineering, and a cousin who is a village official to support him. You people who kidnap him are afraid of him, but I am not afraid! Who am I? I'm a big wow, since people give me the nickname Da Xiao, I'm sure my character can't be good, it's very bad! Li Er, I also inquired, claiming that there is no head in the world that he can't shave, okay, Lao Tzu's head is a thorn head, ask him to shave me? If you don't jump his razor, my name will be in vain! ”

Da Xiao spewed wine in his mouth, patted his chest vigorously and said big words!

"Then you can bring the wreath back. For your mother's sake. Wang Er Mazi pleaded.

"No way!" Da Xiao straightened his neck and yelled: "Since my mother and her old man have you in her heart, you will accept her old man!" Who told you to marry her? This is called from a small couple to an old relative! She wants to find your original partner, and wants to reunite with you, I am a son. There should be 10,000 supports. ”

Wang Er Mazi continued to plead, but Da Xiao waved his hand and shouted, "Okay." Since you invited my mother, why not let her stay with you for the night? I can say ugly things ahead, my mother's wreath, when I come tomorrow, if there is one less side, I will give you a hard time, I don't care if you are my mother's doll pro-original match, it's all fucking bullshit three thousand! ”

The big man scolded and walked away, and he didn't look back!

Soon after Da Xiao left, Li Er sang a little song in his mouth and came down from the stairs step by step. Wang Er Mazi hurriedly greeted him and asked, "Da Xiao said that he will come again tomorrow, what do you say?" It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God. If I had known that he was so bad, I shouldn't have admitted that I had made a shit doll kiss with his mother! It's good now, let him be entangled, like a shadow, the ghost will not go away, chasing after his ass every day, how can I be good? ”

Li Er waved his hand, called Wang Er Mazi to him, and said a clever plan.

Wang Er Mazi asked suspiciously, "Is this possible?" Don't make it too big. ”

"I'm afraid of things and don't marry a daughter-in-law, I'm afraid that I won't sleep on the kang!" Li Er patted Wang Ermazi on the shoulder and swaggered home. Before walking out of the door of the seafood restaurant, he gently dropped a sentence: "Don't forget my instructions!" (To be continued.) )