Chapter 342
Lao Yu made a fool of himself in Haiyu at noon, and he wanted to have a banquet in the evening, so he didn't plan to set it in Haiyu, but a deputy leader of the development zone named him to drink Wang Ba soup in Haiyu. Old Yu has bitterness in his heart and can't say it. He didn't dare to sweep the leader's interest, and he didn't dare to tell the leader about drinking Wang Ba Tang at noon and drinking dick hair, if he said it, didn't he clearly say that the leader was not as smart as him?
In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, Lao Yu came to Haiyu in person, and the huge couple thought that Lao Yu came to Xingshi to ask about the crime, and they were trembling with fright. Especially huge, the frightened whole body is like an old sow sifting chaff, and the one who is shaking so hard that he can't stop when he stops.
Lao Yu said: "I'm not here to clean you up, don't tremble first, stabilize your posture first." Several leaders of the development zone came to drink Wang Ba soup by name. It seems that you sea fish are blowing trumpets outside the window, and your reputation is outside. I'll give you one last chance, serve me well, if there is a bad pool at night, I will settle the new and old accounts together, and call you two people, hum! If you can't die, you have to peel off your skin. ”
But those who drink alcohol are roughly divided into three categories: one is the so-called drinker, that is, he is particularly interested in wine, and he is particular about the quality of wine, and he does not drink bad wine. This kind of person, in the wine field, you just need to drink well, as for the food, it is better, he doesn't care very much. The second type of people is the so-called gourmet, this kind of person just eats, he doesn't care about the wine, anyway, he doesn't drink, even if he drinks, the purpose is to cope, often the cup is also pretending, what he cares about is whether the food at the banquet is delicious or not, delicious or not. The three types of people are all-you-can-eat wine and food, wine and food should be good, and pomp and circumstance should be magnanimous, and most of these people are officials who are currently in power. Within this broad category of people, there are two more categories. The first category is the old officials, who have long been well fed and drunk. For decades, almost soaking on the wine table every day, going to the banquet has simply become a burden for them. The next category is the new officials, who have just been in office for a short time. The stomach is empty, and there is not much oil and water, so he must come if he is invited, and he will come if he is not invited, and if he is not sure, he will make trouble, and he will not be able to give you a small shoe to wear. This situation. Most of them are in the deputy position.
For the sake of insurance, Liu Xueyin built a huge amount: "Let's go over and talk to my aunt and ask her to call Li Er and ask Li Er to come over to help, so that if there is a new situation, Li Er can also come forward to solve it, and he doesn't have a head that he can't shave." ”
Liu Xueyin was playing drums in his heart, and he didn't want to be huge but jealous. I saw him straighten his stomach, his winter melon head was pocked, and he said disdainfully: "What's the matter with foreign monks chanting scriptures?" Li Er is so valuable? I know you had an affair with him in the past, but now it's not the thing that has been returned to its rightful owner? Is it a one-day husband and wife? Can't forget? If you can't forget, you have to forget! You're my huge wife now. Does Li Er still want to hook up the chain? I am the head of the family. The sky fell, and I held on top. ”
"Can you withstand it? Lao Yu came here just now, what are you trembling about? In front of the old lady, she is good at blowing fat, and she will be cowardly when she encounters serious things. We've lived half of our lives. I don't know that little set of yours? ”
Anyway, the huge just won't let Li Er come. Liu Xueyin didn't listen to the huge set. I started to find Li Er by myself, with two purposes: one is to ask Li Er to say good things in front of Lao Yu, and strive to get rid of the noon cock hair soup. The second is tonight, it doesn't matter if Li Er doesn't go into the sea to fish, he stays in Yanglou for a long time, once there is something, he can come over in time to play a round or something, which is convenient.
Liu Xueyin entered Li Er's house, suddenly heard Li Er wailing in a low voice, and hurriedly entered the house to look, he saw Li Er lying on the ground, his hands tightly grasping the belt around his waist, and moaning in pain. Not to mention the soil that rolled all over the ground, his mouth was still foaming at the mouth. What's going on? Did you get food poisoning after eating something poisonous? He's dying!
Liu Xueyin had been a doctor, she hurriedly bent down and quickly gave Li Er a full body examination. Didn't find anything wrong? She took a closer look at Li Er's face, it was purple, and it was very difficult to hear him gasping, so she looked down at his belt, and saw that Li Er's belt was very tight, and he was sweating profusely. Liu Xueyin suddenly understood, Li Er tightened his belt by himself, he couldn't breathe, and he was suffocated like this!
found the cause, Liu Xueyin quickly helped Li Er to untie the belt on his waist, how could he be that this kind of belt is now in the ring, it is with horse teeth, similar to handcuffs, can only go in, not out, only pull a tadpole-like thing on the belt buckle up, and the belt will automatically loosen. But no matter how Liu Xueyin pulled that tadpole-like thing, until he broke the thing backwards, until it was broken, the belt on Li Er's waist still couldn't move. Not only did it not loosen, but it became tighter and tighter, and Li Erle's breath was directly cut off.
Liu Xueyin couldn't untie Li Er's belt when he saw it, so in a hurry, he looked for scissors everywhere, wanting to cut Li Er's belt so as to save his life. However, the more you go up the mountain, the more you drop the chain, Li Er's family is not at home because his wife Zhang Fengxian is not at home all the year round, and they rely on Xiao Taohong to take care of their lives, and now that people's living conditions are better, how can they wear clothes with patches? Those who make their own clothes are not wow. Without sewing and mending, where are the scissors still used? Without scissors, where can Liu Xueyin find it? If there were scissors at home, Li Er would have cut this damn belt himself, would he still use Liu Xueyin?
Liu Xueyin couldn't find scissors, so he went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife. Although Li Er doesn't cook by himself, he still has kitchen knives, kitchen knives that are not embroidered with steel, but fortunately there is no rust. She copied the kitchen knife in her hand, ran to Li Er, pulled him on his back to the sky, and took the kitchen knife to cut his belt.
The belt was deeply strangled into Li Er's waist, Liu Xueyin couldn't cut it, and in the end, she was in a hurry, stepped on Li Er's stomach with one foot, inserted one of her hands into Li Er's waist, gathered all her strength, and lifted Li Er up, although Li Er was not lifted, but there was still a slight gap between the stomach and the belt. Liu Xueyin took the kitchen knife, took the belt and got off the knife!
Because the gap between the stomach and the belt was too small, although the kitchen knife cut most of the belt, it still cut Li Er's belly, and when the skin was broken, it would definitely bleed. Li Er's stomach, without much effort, blood flowed everywhere.
Although he saw the blood, as soon as the belt was loosened, Li Er could gasp a little, seeing that he couldn't die, Liu Xueyin breathed a long sigh of relief, just as Liu Xueyin was holding a kitchen knife and wanted to continue to cut Li Er's belt, Xiao Taohong broke in one step, Li Er saw Xiao Taohong, and hurriedly shouted: "Save me!" ”
Xiao Taohong first saw the blood on Li Er's stomach, and then saw Liu Xueyin holding a kitchen knife in his hand, so she concluded that Liu Xueyin wanted to kill Li Er, and he had already killed a knife, bleeding, and the person was not dead! Someone wants to kill their own brother, and it's worth it! Regardless of whether she is her own sister-in-law or her own brother, if she wants to kill Li Er, she can't kill Li Er, and I have to fight with you!
said that it was too late, and then it was fast, Xiao Taohong flew up, and went to grab the white blade empty-handed, and grabbed the kitchen knife in Liu Xueyin's hand, Liu Xueyin saved people's hearts, held the kitchen knife high, slashed at Xiao Taohong, and shouted: "Stand back!" I'm saving his life. ”
Holding a kitchen knife, disemboweling someone, and saying to save people's lives? Look at the bleeding! The snow-white shirts are dyed red!
"I'll give him another knife and it'll be completely solved!" Liu Xueyin shouted at Little Peach.
"I'll get rid of you thief first!" Little Pink didn't back down at all. picked up the mop, held it high above her head, and aimed it at the head of her sister-in-law Liu Xueyin.
Liu Xueyin used to be a doctor, and the duties of a doctor made her hesitate, and she didn't care about it at this time, so she just lowered her head and quickly used a kitchen knife to cut Li Er's belt. At the moment when she cut Li Er's belt, the little pink stick smashed her head! (To be continued......)