Chapter 341
Li Er hindered Xiao Taohong's face, and when he saw the move, Huang Dakuo couldn't bear it for a while, and after a long time, he turned the spearhead and picked up the donkey.
Huge has escaped several disasters, and he feels that he is fine, so he gradually becomes bolder. even guarded the outsiders themselves and boasted: "Whether it's Huang Dakuo or Huang Dasha, isn't he very capable?" Isn't Wang Youxin his dog-headed military advisor? The result? It's not like I've picked it up one by one! In the future, whoever dares to touch my huge hair, he will find that disadvantage by himself. There are a lot of people who have the ability, who dares to compete with me? ”
When these words reached Li Er's ears, he hurriedly came to the Yanglou and said to Xiao Taohong: "You go over and talk to your brother well, tell him to pay attention to his words, just after a few days of stability, he came out to make a fuss, said big things, and was not afraid of causing death!" His case was only a temporary reprieve and didn't actually completely solve it. People are afraid of passing words to each other, things are less and less, words are more and more, in the east, your eldest brother does not have many supporters, there are many haters, everything is better to be careful, or to be a man with his tail between his legs, it is safer. ”
Xiao Taohong thought about it, what Li Er said made some sense, so she went to Haiyu to visit the door, and she also went to her mother's house. Da Da was not at home, so she persuaded her sister-in-law Liu Xueyin: "Sister-in-law, my brother is coming home, you can persuade him well, these days, there are a lot of things in our family." From thieves entering the house to beating people, to eating fishing hooks at meals, strange things, one after another, thanks to Li Er's help, this was resolved one by one. I heard that my brother didn't pay attention to what he said in front of outsiders, which is making a cheap profit, which is not good. ”
Liu Xueyin asked: "Sister, where did you get these gossips?" Listen, you're always putting on your brother's head. In the years since I entered the Pang family, I haven't heard of you as a sister. Praise and praise your brother once! ”
Xiao Taohong listened to her sister-in-law, not only did she not criticize and educate her man, telling him to make less trouble outside, but she thought that she was nosy, and she felt a little unhappy. Why is it that my mother's family affairs are big, so I don't care about her sister-in-law, I talked for a while, I reasoned with the facts, and persuaded Xiao Xiao for a long time. Only then did I return to the Sheep Tower.
What kind of wife there is, what kind of man there is. Huge self-righteousness. Less than two days later, something happened. This day is older than a birthday, and there are still a lot of people who come to congratulate you. Seven aunts and eight aunts, six aunts from their mother's family, Zhang San and Li Si, Wang Er Mazi plus naughty, as well as shrimp paste for repairing electric cars, also carried a box of beer, and came to join in the fun.
Relatives and friends are entertaining guests at noon. The finale of the evening is naturally the bosses in the industrial park. The huge sea fish has naturally become the first choice for hospitality. Several deputy leaders of the management committee of the development zone were also invited in the evening.
Let's start with noon. Old Yu's aunt. Sit in the guest of honor in the living room. Lao Yu sat beside her. Although she is an aunt, she is a few years older than her elder. Because he is an elder, he is particularly respectful. At the table. Lao Yu always personally served tea and poured water for her old man, and served her very thoughtfully.
The old lady repeatedly praised the seafood of the sea fish for being delicious and fragrant!
Old Yu was praised by the old lady. The beauty in my heart, how happy Sensei is! Especially in front of all the relatives, praising the old man over and over again for his filial piety, the beautiful Dayingzi's face turned red. It was the first time she had shown her face in front of many relatives!
Just when Lao Yu's aunt was holding the porcelain bowl of Wang Batang and drank the second bowl with a "swoop", her brows were wrinkled, the one was ugly, the old lady's two eyes, dripping and turning, staring at the bottom of the bowl, just didn't let go. Obviously, the Wang Ba soup in the bowl is gone, but her hand is always holding the bowl and not putting it down.
Lao Yu saw that the old lady's expression was different, hurriedly stood up, reached out and took the soup bowl in her aunt's hand, looked at the bottom of the bowl, and suddenly his eyes were on fire, but it turned out that Lao Yu drank a curly cock hair at the bottom of his aunt's bowl!
Lao Yu was furious, shouted to him, and questioned him: "Good boy, look at what's in this bowl?" Make it clear to Lao Tzu, it's okay today, otherwise, Lao Tzu will pick your Wang Ba skin and smoke your Wang Ba tendon! He turned to his aunt and said, "Auntie, don't be angry with your old man, I will definitely get justice for you." ”
Looking at that hair, he knew that it was the gen's pubic hair, but he couldn't admit it, if he did, he would pay it back! He replied hesitantly, "This is the hair of the king, and the hair that grows on the head of the king." ”
Lao Yu's aunt pursed her lips, looked at the huge winter melon head, and said, "I have lived for most of my life, and I have never heard of it, Wang Ba has no hair on his head!" Who are you fooling? My home is on the edge of Mandarin Duck Bay, and I have seen a lot of Wang Ba since I was a child, but I have never seen the Wang Ba with long hair on his head. Everyone must know where this hair grows on people, but they are just embarrassed to say it. It seems that the king of this sea fish soup is not only famous, but also very unhygienic, boiling soup with dick hair and drinking, the world's strange news, a good thing that has not been encountered in a thousand years, so that I have caught up, rare! ”
Huge still wants to quibble, and was slapped in the mouth by Lao Yu. Huge fell to the ground and snorted.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiaohong hurriedly ran upstairs and reported the huge matter of Lao Yu to Liu Xueyin.
Liu Xueyin listened to Xiaohong's report, beat his chest anxiously, and scolded: "Damn huge, I provoked him Huang Dakuo and Grandpa Huang last time, and asked Li Er to work hard for a while, and finally suppressed the matter, who would have thought that he didn't know the height of the sky, so he provoked the village secretary again, although the two were good friends in the past, but what are the people now?" He is a dignified secretary! I've long seen that the huge is a good thing for people, and there is a disaster for dogs! In the past two days, he has been shaking his head, just looking for disasters everywhere. Now it's okay, disaster is coming, what should I do? Xiaohong, don't hurry up and call Xiao Taohong, and ask her to inform Li Er, hurry up and come over to put out the fire. ”
"Don't talk about Li Er, it's useless even if Li Si comes!" Lao Yu didn't know when, he had come upstairs.
"Secretary Yu, what do you say? I listen to you. ”
"I haven't come up with a good solution yet."
"That's easy, I'll call immediately and ask Li Er to come over and find a way to solve it." Liu Xueyin said.
Lao Yu didn't wait for Liu Xueyin to touch the phone, he preemptively called Li Er: "Virtuous nephew, I'm your cousin." I'm having a treat in the sea fish, and I eat a dick hair in Wang Ba soup, and Liu Xueyin and Boss Liu want to call you and ask you to come over and help her solve it. ”
Li Er said on the phone: "Uncle Cousin, wow, it's not that I haven't turned on the phone, your old man can do it by himself, just do it, I'm a junior, it's not good to interject." ”
Lao Yu said to Liu Xueyin: "Li Er said, he didn't turn on the phone, are you still looking for him?" ”
Da Da came upstairs and pleaded with Lao Yu: "Secretary Yu, you and I are good friends, and everyone in the whole east knows about it." We're family, aren't we? On weekdays, your wife is my wife, who doesn't know, who doesn't know? ”
"Huh? Do you have anything to do with my wife? ”
"That's not what I mean, I mean, our two families don't distinguish each other, and our wives are each other."
"Nonsense! You are ruining my old reputation. Huge, I can sue you, listen well, your wife is yours, my wife is mine, you are you, I am me, help each other financially, but the wives are separated from each other, understand? Lao Yu grabbed the huge collar, shook it vigorously, and shouted loudly.
I can't figure it out if it's huge or dizzy. Old Yu went downstairs angrily. He saw that his relatives had finished eating, and they were all waiting for him to say that he would disperse, so he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I will not pay for this table today, please." I'm sorry everyone. ”
Among the relatives, there are not many people who know that they have eaten pubic hair. Of course, Lao Yu's aunt is even more silent, after all, it is not a glorious thing to drink dick hair soup by herself. The more you talk about yourself, the more ashamed you become. She came and quietly entered the city, not to shoot. Silently, he quickly left the scene.
The guests dispersed in a hurry, and the figure of the person who walked away was nowhere to be seen. Huge is still muttering in a low voice: "I don't want to give you a girl, if you change Li Er, you will grab it early!" ”
Liu Xueyin gave him a kick behind the huge back: "Give the old lady away casually, am I a commodity?" (To be continued......)