Chapter 305: Real Swords and Real Guns!

Li Ziyue is a little virgin who is not **, yearning for and afraid of that kind of thing.

At the same time, she also enjoyed You Yang's teasing from time to time, she hoped that You Yang couldn't help but correct her on the spot, but when she thought that You Yang broke her, she didn't cherish her anymore, she didn't love her anymore, what should she do?

Of course, Li Ziyue must have thought too much, how could You Yang not love her, but the two of them tacitly maintained a unified principle.

is where You Yang broke Li Ziyue after he got married.

And Li Ziyue is also waiting for the big wedding, everything is settled, and she is dedicating her best first time to You Yang, so the two of them maintain a unified opinion very tacitly, don't get married, hehe!

At this time, You Yang took a look at the third layer of the drawer and said to Li Ziyue, "This first and second layers are so exciting, Yueyue, do you want to take a look at the third layer?" ”

Li Ziyue hesitated, she was just a yellow flower girl, she was already very shocked to see so many things in love action movies late, if the third layer came out more shocking, what should she do if it polluted her eyeballs?

It's just that women's curiosity is much heavier than men's, Li Ziyue hesitated for a moment and said, "Otherwise...... Open it up and take a look? ”

You Yang swallowed his saliva, reached out and opened the third drawer, and said as he pulled it, "This is what you want to see!" ”

After the drawer was opened, You Yang leaned in to see that this time he didn't lean on, and came out directly with a "grass".

After You Yangcao came out, Li Ziyue was relatively calm, mainly because she didn't know what this transparent plastic bottle was in.

You Yang reached out and took out the small plastic bottle in the drawer, the middle of the bottle was bulging, and the head of the bottle was very pointed and long.

"The owner of this movie theater is really thoughtful!" You Yang couldn't help but think of the two men who hugged and hugged at the door just now, this thing, ordinary people don't use it, it is most suitable for men and men, of course, men and women can also use it, but that has to be under special circumstances.

That's right, I'm sure many people have already guessed that this is a bottle of lubricant!! It's not a lubricant for machinery, it's a lubricant for the human body!!

"Husband, what is this? It's so small, show me. Li Ziyue reached out to take it.

"It's a deodorant, it's useless." You Yang hurriedly put the lubricant in his pocket.

"You lie, how can it be a deodorant! It's not like I haven't seen deodorant, it's all sprayed, it's obviously dripping, show me! Li Ziyue grabbed You Yang's arm and shook it.

You Yang hesitated, and was about to find an excuse to fool her.

Li Ziyue suddenly said charmingly, "If you don't show me, I'll tell Liu Jia and Bai Chen, you pull me to see the 3D meat X group." ”

"Wow, I don't want you to be such a threat! You're going to see it!! And you have no proof. You Yang smiled proudly.

Click!

A blinding light flashed.

"Okay, now there's proof." Li Ziyue put the phone in her bag with satisfaction, and then looked at You Yang with a smile.

"Yueyue." You Yang's expression instantly turned cold, "Do you know that we have a saying in Huaxia that is called mighty and unyielding?" ”

Li Ziyue was taken aback by You Yang's coldness, and wondered if You Yang was angry, but You Yang's coldness lasted for less than three seconds before it collapsed, and changed to a flattering smile, "But our ancestors also have a saying, it is happy to have a wife from afar." Here, show you, you're going to delete the picture. ”

Li Ziyue was a little confused by You Yang's sudden change, and reached out to take the small bottle handed by You Yang.

"Give you your phone, you delete it yourself." Li Ziyue smiled and took out her mobile phone from her bag, but when she took it to her side, she was stunned.

"What's wrong?" You Yang saw her holding her mobile phone in a daze, wondering if this Yueyue wanted to admit it?

It's just that Li Ziyue suddenly said with a bitter face, "Husband, I'm sorry for you." ”

"What's going on?" You Yang asked hurriedly. He thought that something had happened to Li Ziyue and planned to use divination to calculate, but he heard a sentence that made him cry and even regret his lifelong decision.

"I,I've been using day-lang Weibo.,Japan-lang Weibo has a shortcut function key.,It's to prompt you if you want to send the photo to Weibo after taking a picture.,When I put it in my bag just now,I accidentally touched the OK key...... It was automatically transmitted. ”

"Are there many fans on Weibo?" You Yang asked.

"Not much, less than ten." Li Ziyue said.

"That's good, that's good, ten people, they shouldn't be able to see it." You Yang breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want people to know that he came to see the meat X group in the middle of the night.

"However, among my fans, there are Wang Yu, Liu Jia, Jiang Ruyan, Su Ye, Wang Shiquan, Chen Dong, Bai Chen, and my parents......" Li Ziyue said embarrassedly.

"Pit daddy, !!"

You Yang hurriedly took Li Ziyue's mobile phone, and the photo had been uploaded to Weibo.

You Yang opened the photo and looked, the photo of himself as always handsome, next to the slightly dim light, Nima apples are high pixels, in such a dim environment can shine themselves so clearly, you say you Yueyue, although the family has money, but you can't use American goods, how do you have to try it, with a copycat mobile phone with Chinese specialties!! 1.2 million pixels, a month of super long standby, 16 speakers, so when I take a photo, I won't even shoot my nose hair so clearly.

You Yang was helpless for a while, the angle of this photo was very good, and he also took a picture of the poster of the 3D meat X group behind him, and now he jumped into Weinan Lake and had to be pulled out by Wang Yu and several women to whip the corpse.

Sure enough, someone replied when Li Ziyue's mobile phone was off the horse.

"Yueyue, in the middle of the night, where did you and your You Yang go to see the 3D meat X group? In other words, you guys are really interesting, it's so funny, remember, pay attention to You Yang's body, the kidneys are very expensive now. It was Liu Jia's message.

You Yang hurriedly handed the phone back to Li Ziyue and said, "This is your own trouble, you can do it yourself." ”

"Anyway, there's no me in there, it's okay, husband." Li Ziyue comforted.

"Good!" You Yang sat on the recliner depressedly, waiting for the movie to start.

Li Ziyue first took the phone embarrassedly, and then became very interested in the lubricant in her hand.

"Husband, what is this for? Don't say it's a deodorant, I recognize this in English, lubricating liquid. Lubrication or something? Li Ziyue asked.

You Yang looked at the lubricant on Li Ziyue's hand, and really didn't know how to explain it, could it be that it was to make the two men have better negative distance contact? Or is it a must-have choice for men to love X? You Yang ran out of words for a while!

"Oh!! I know. Li Ziyue squeezed out a little lubricant and rubbed it with her hand, "This must be to lubricate your face!" Make your skin smoother, well, it's very fragrant, You Yang, I'm smart. ”

"Clever, so smart." You Yang said with a wry smile. felt helpless about his cute fiancΓ©e, and even felt that she was so cute at this time.

"Hmph, I took all the exams when I was a child, and the courses I took were also omnipotent, this little thing is not difficult for me, I'll try to see if it works." Li Ziyue said, squeezed some lubricant in her hands, and then put her hands together and rubbed them together.

You Yang was surprised to see that the lubricant was foaming very powerfully.

"With this kind of thing, you have to make him foam before it works." Li Ziyue explained on the side.

You Yang nodded indiscriminately.

"Then spread evenly over the face." Li Ziyue snapped and wiped the lubricant on her face, and the corners of You Yang's mouth pulled unnaturally, I don't know if Li Ziyue will find herself desperate after she knows the true use of this lubricant in the future.

"Well, nice touch." Li Ziyue rubbed her face with both hands, "And it's very fragrant, it's just a little slippery." ”

"Yueyue, hurry up and wash it off, this movie is about to start." You Yang said embarrassedly.

"Uh-huh, I'll go." Li Ziyue stood up, walked to a separate bathroom next to the private room, washed off the lubricant on her face with water, and then walked out.

"That's good, husband, I feel very delicate skin now." Li Ziyue smiled and returned the lubricant to You Yang.

You Yang put the lubricant in his pocket, then reached out and pinched Li Ziyue's face, "Hey, don't say it, it's really a lot more delicate." You Yang exclaimed in surprise.

"Well, this effect is very good, when I go back, I will buy a few bottles online." Li Ziyue said with a smile, at this moment, figures began to appear on the big screen of the movie theater, and the music also sounded, and the movie was about to start.

You Yang and Li Ziyue sat side by side, and then put on 3D glasses one after another, 3D Meat X Troupe is the first domestic 3D love drama, its cast, storyline and shooting level are all first-class, especially the actors in it, they really want to have a figure and a face.

You Yang nodded from time to time, this 3D effect is really different from the 100 HD effect at home, You Yang seems to be immersive, the men and women in the movie are struggling there, the waves are turbulent, the water is rippling, it can really be described as one after another, high-tide one after another, which makes people want to stop!

"Wow, these women's costumes are beautiful." Li Ziyue exclaimed on the side.

You Yang was stunned, is this the difference between people and people? When people watch love dramas, they all look at the action, this Li Ziyue, just look at other people's clothes? Is it that when you watch Mr. Cang's film, you will observe whether the weather is sunny or something?

You Yang couldn't understand why his fiancΓ©e was such a blooming wonder?

"Ouch, the heroine's figure is really good!" Li Ziyue was admiring again, "It's just not as good as mine, and my breasts are not as big as mine." ”

Burst!

You Yang nodded in praise!

Then he resolutely pulled up the headphones under the seat and put them on his ears.

This wear, sure enough, the effect is extraordinary, that burst of moaning, originally because of the limitation of this window, so the sound waves are easy to stagger, resulting in sound distortion, or too small, and after wearing headphones, it is surround sound, You Yang can even hear the sound of splashing water when the flesh collides, let me go? Is this film a real one?