Chapter 1165: Introducing the Wolf into the Sheep's Coop
After Wang Zi led Miao Jingjing to the class in the morning, he found that Jiang Feng did not come, and when he asked Yang Guifei, he knew that Jiang Feng was complaining.
As for Qi Xiaohei, because his father is still hospitalized and his mother's health is not very good, he is still on leave, and it is unlikely that he will take such a long leave, but with the relationship between Wang Zi and the counselor Song Yueting, it is all floating clouds who ask for leave.
"Whined?" A lewd smile instantly appeared on Wang Zi's face, did he not come to school because he directly found a student girl to study mechanics in the dormitory? It's the same as the last time he accidentally bumped into Jiang Feng and He Na exercising...... So Wang Zi had an urge to rush to the dormitory, he wanted to kick the door open, and then asked Jiang Feng sternly, since he already liked Ren Bingbing, how could he do such a thing? And as a student, how can you skip class?
"Brother-in-law, it's a fever, not a complaint!" Shangguan Haoyu's white face is already the same color as Yang Guifei's face.
"Uh...... Fever, I'm talking about fever......" Wang Zi explained with a little weakness, how could he be the kind of person with impure thoughts?
"Oh, it turns out that Xiao Si wants to be crooked, no wonder I always think that his face looks particularly obscene!" Yang Guifei slapped her head with her big hand, and said with a sudden realization, "Just now I thought that he wanted to use the second child's fever strength to do something to him?" ”
"...... "How Wang Zi wants to become Ultraman, and then torture the monster Yang Guifei to death!"
"The second child is fine, right?" Wang Zi asked, he naturally knew that the reason why Jiang Feng had a fever was because he was drenched in the rain last night in order to pretend to be forced, it was already late autumn, and the weather was getting colder and colder day by day, and his body that was hollowed out a little because of the gun was drenched in the cold rain, and it was too unreasonable not to have a fever.
Therefore, Wang Zi thinks that if he doesn't have that condition but likes to pretend to be forced, it is completely stupid, just like Jiang Feng, who is obviously not good at health, but he is pretending to be deep, so that now he has a high fever, and he has to pretend to be forced to live when he dies.
"It's not a big deal, it's just two large rolls of toilet paper in the morning." Yang Guifei said, "That runny nose is as if you don't want money." ”
"Gorilla, snot doesn't need money in the first place, okay?" Shangguan Haoyu was a little disgusted.
"I don't need money, no wonder I always feel weird." Yang Guifei patted his big head with her big hand again, and said with a look of sudden realization.
“……”
"However, it can be seen that the second child is very distressed about the toilet paper, after all, it is used by him to see Mr. Cang's works." Yang Guifei sighed and said, "I'll go back at noon in a while to help him buy some, otherwise he won't have to use it at night." ”
“……”
"I took his temperature before I came out in the morning, thirty-nine degrees." Yang Guifei said.
Wang Zi's brows furrowed: "That's already a high fever, why didn't you go to the school doctor?" ”
Yang Guifei said helplessly: "I want to forcibly drag him over, but the second child can't live or die, according to my guess, the second child must have done something to the school doctor, otherwise why don't you dare to go?" ”
"Gorilla, your thoughts are too obscene, Jiang Shuai seems to be because of something when he was a child, and then there is a shadow in his heart to Bai Coat." Shangguan Haoyu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "He once told me that the people he is most afraid of seeing are doctors, and the places he doesn't want to go to are hospitals and clinics...... So when I went to the hospital to see Xiao Hei's father, he actually went hard-headed......"
Yang Guifei patted her head again and then said with a look of sudden realization: "I see, no wonder when I watch small movies, the second child never watches my favorite nurse series." ”
Wang Zi and Jiang Feng glanced at each other, and they could both see the black lines on each other's foreheads, this obscene guy, how could he not do without that thing in three sentences?
"I'll go see him after class." Wang Zi said that he had an urge to take a needle to prick Jiang Feng, anyway, he already had a high fever, and if he really pierced it, others would only think that his condition had worsened and he would be sent directly to the hospital.
"Classmate Wang Zi, do you remember our agreement?" After turning around, Situ Ruoshui asked with wide eyes.
"Promise? What conventions? Wang Zi was stunned, when did he have any agreement with Situ Ruoshui, why didn't he know?
Situ Ruoshui's expression instantly became a little resentful, this expression fell in the eyes of Shangguan Haoyu and Yang Guifei, and instantly felt that Wang Zi must have done something to others, and scolded Wang Zi in his heart at the moment for being a beast!
"You promised me yesterday that you would come home for dinner with me after school." Situ Ruoshui said pitifully, "Then take your medicine jar to my father."
"Uh......" Wang Zi said that he had really forgotten about this matter, and said with a dry smile at the moment, "Is that another day?" I had something to do in the afternoon, and I forgot to take the medicine jar......"
"My dad said that if you don't bring him that jar of medicine at night, he really won't mind finding a time to come and make tea with you." Situ Ruoshui squinted his eyes and laughed, like a little fox who had taken advantage of it.
The cold sweat on Wang Zi's forehead came down instantly, and he smiled dryly: "Ah, I suddenly remembered, in fact, I have that medicine jar with me......"
"Slut!" Situ Ruoshui held his chin with his small hand, looked at Wang Zi with a straight look in his eyes and smiled.
“…… ...... hypocritically," Wang Zi pursed his lips, "But I really have something to do in the afternoon, and I can't go to your place until I finish that thing, about half past five." ”
He didn't forget, he had to go to Yanjing No. 1 Middle School in the afternoon to help those students take a class, he was going to pretend to forget about it, but early in the morning he received a call from Wei Suo, saying that he had prepared all the high-quality tea, which made Wang Zi depressed, almost scolded, but in the end he asked Wei Suo what kind of tea he was, a pound did not go to a thousand, Wei Suo laughed and said that the price of a pound of tea was about to catch up with his salary for most of the month, so Wang Zi said that the tea was like that, But don't rush to drink yet, he'll be over in the afternoon.
"Hee-hee, I don't have anything to do in the afternoon anyway, so I'll follow you." Situ Ruoshui said, "Lest you run away then." ”
"Whatever you want." Wang Zi said with an indifferent face, you can't go to the toilet with you, right?
After finishing class in the morning, Wang Zibian followed Yang Guifei and Shangguan Haoyu to the boys' dormitory, and Situ Ruoshui really followed.
"Princess-classmate, we're going to the boys' dormitory, do you really want to follow?" Wang Zi's face was speechless.
"Shangguan, Yang, aren't girls allowed in the boys' dormitory?" Situ Ruoshui directly ignored Wang Zi and looked at Shangguan Haoyu with a smile and asked Yang Guifei.
"Who said that girls can go in." Shangguan Haoyu said with a smile, "It's true that boys can't enter the girls' dormitory. ”
"That's it, princess classmate, you don't have to pay attention to Xiao Si, he's a fart! I am the dormitory director of the 301 dormitory, and I only welcome you on behalf of all the members of the 301 dormitory, and your arrival will definitely make our 301 dormitory flourish! Yang Guifei ignored Wang Zi's murderous eyes, and smiled at the moment with a dog's tail flower on her face.
"Thank you." Situ Ruoshui looked at Wang Zi's black face, a villain with a look of ambition.
"But, princess, the dormitory is a bit of that ......" Yang Guifei's black face was a little red, "Anyway, I'll run over first, you guys arrive five minutes late." Saying that, Yang Guifei dragged Shangguan Haoyu to the boys' dormitory.
"The members of your 301 dormitory and the Shangguan Haoyu who calls your brother-in-law are all very cute." Situ Ruoshui said with a smile.
Wang Zi glanced at her, pursed his lips and said, "Which one do you like, I'll introduce it for you." ”
"Like you, can you?" Situ Ruoshui looked at Wang Zi and said with an extremely serious expression.
"Uh...... Princess-san, you're kidding again. Wang Zi said, "How can you like me?" ”
"Hee-hee, yes, how could I possibly like a fool like you?" Saying that, Situ Ruoshui shrugged his shoulders indifferently and walked forward.
Wang Zi followed behind her and seemed to see her shoulders trembling slightly, as if she was crying, inexplicably Wang Zi suddenly found that her heart was hurting, and it hurt more and more, is it like being stimulated by Lin Yun in Phoenix Park, directly having a heart attack and then hanging?
"Wang Zi, you're a bastard!" Situ Ruoshui looked back at Wang Zi with a smile like a flower, and then turned around, humming the song "Song of the Pig" she often sang very lightly.
“…… You're a bastard! After being stunned for a long time, Wang Zi said extremely speechlessly, and then laughed inexplicably and followed her slowly, listening to her somewhat out of tune but extremely clear voice......
"Pig, you have two holes in your nose......"
Wang Zi suddenly felt that listening to her singing seemed to be a kind of enjoyment, but it was just ...... Damn, my heart hurts again......
"This is the boys' dormitory."
Standing downstairs in the dormitory, Situ Ruoshui looked at it with a very curious look, and finally came to these conclusions...... In addition to being all men, and the strange thing is that they look at her like animals are in heat, and there are messy panties and red socks hanging in the corridor, and there is garbage all over the floor, most of which are lunch boxes of that kind of boxed lunch, and there are flies and trees? Oh, and there's a taste that's a little superb...... The others don't seem to be anything special.
Wang Zi felt the envious, jealous and hateful gazes projected from time to time around him, and at the same time he was greatly satisfied in his heart, but he regretted a little that he let Situ Ruoshui come to such a place, didn't he lead the wolf into the sheep's nest?