Chapter 1166: Farewell, Don't Miss Me
"Classmate Wang Zi, why are you staring at me so much?" Situ Ruoshui smiled shyly and asked, "Is it because I'm good-looking?" ”
The corners of Wang Zi's mouth twitched, not bothering to pay attention to Situ Ruoshui's almost idiotic question, and when he went up the stairs, Situ Ruoshui looked at his back, and the corners of his mouth crossed a trace of extremely good-looking amplitude, and then followed.
Soon, the two went up to the third floor, and saw the 301 dormitory from a distance, Yang Guifei and Shangguan Haoyu were like door gods, standing on both sides of the door on the left and right, and after seeing Situ Ruoshui walking over, an extremely obscene smile suddenly appeared on his face and said in unison: "Welcome to the 301 dormitory for a visit and guidance!" ”
"Thank you." Situ Ruoshui pursed his lips and smiled.
Although there is no mirror, Wang Zi can clearly feel that his face is darkening little by little, and he is twitching violently...... These two animals!
"Princess, please." Shangguan Haoyu and Yang Guifei made a very gentlemanly "please" action, of course, provided that they didn't look at their faces crowded with lewd smiles.
After Situ Ruoshui walked in, Shangguan Haoyu and Yang Guifei walked in behind her, and then Yang Guifei was still very accustomed to shaking her hand, only to hear "Bang!" With a soft thud, the door slammed shut.
The garbage in the corridor was scattered, the cool breeze was sluggish, and Wang Zi was a little messy but jet black, and he stood there alone like a poor child who had lost his way.
"I ...... I haven't gone in yet......" Wang Zi only felt that his heart was being pulled tightly by something, and he felt faintly painful, and since then he has understood a truth...... For the sake of a woman, you can stab your brother twice!
In order to prevent Situ Ruoshui from doing anything wrong to his lovely brothers in the dormitory, Wang Zi quickly woke up from his grief, and after pushing open the door and walking in, he instantly had a feeling that his dog's eyes were almost blinded, this is the 301 dormitory in his mind? Or is it a mistake?
I don't know when the floor was cleaned, no longer like before, melon seed shells and peels all over the floor, and the things on the table were so neat, what about the bags of snacks piled up? And the quilt on the bed...... Damn, it's been folded into tofu cubes! And how can there be a smell of perfume in the air? Is it to cover up that smell?
"Your dorm is pretty clean." Situ Ruoshui said with a smile.
"As the head of the dormitory, I don't allow the dormitory to become a garbage dump." Yang Guifei's eyes radiated light, and she said with an extremely sacred look.
Situ Ruoshui pursed his lips and laughed, while several thick black lines appeared on Wang Zi's forehead.
"Princess, I'm sick, so I won't get up, you feel free." Jiang Feng shrank in the quilt and only showed one head, and said in an extremely weak voice, only to see that his red face was extremely haggard, his lips were white and chapped, and he looked very stupid, and he really looked unclear.
"You can rest well." Situ Ruoshui looked at him and said, "If you can't do it, go to the hospital, but don't burn your brain." ”
Jiang Feng's red face instantly showed a lewd smile, and then his eyes were closed, and he began to be intoxicated, and at the same time, he only felt that his body seemed to have such a little strength, and it was different to have a beautiful woman to care...... It would be nice if Senior Sister Bingbing cared so much about herself...... Bingbing Senior Sister ...... My Bingbing Senpai...... Holy, what's so cool?
Jiang Feng felt that his forehead was cold, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that Wang Zi was already sitting on the edge of the bed without knowing when, and one hand was still on his forehead.
"Damn, little four, what do you want to do?" Jiang Feng's eyes were full of vigilance, as if Wang Zi was planning to violate him.
Wang Zi was speechless, thinking that your brain was about to burn out, and you still had such obscene thoughts...... Let you burn out! said at the moment: "Second brother, if you burn down, it is estimated that you will become an idiot, do you think Ren Bingbing will like an idiot?" ”
"Uh...... No. Jiang Feng shook his head decisively, he couldn't even look down on Ren Bingbing, who was so smart and handsome, how could she like an idiot?
"So you have two ways to go now, first, I'll take you to the hospital, and you won't be able to get a fever without injections......"
"I choose the second one!" Jiang Feng's body trembled suddenly, and he hurriedly said, he didn't go to the hospital.
Wang Zi nodded and said, "Since that's the case, let's start." ”
"Start?" Jiang Feng was stunned.
"I'll help with two stitches." Wang Zi shook the bright needle in his hand, and laughed sadly, revealing a row of neat white teeth.
"......" Jiang Feng rolled his eyes, he was very scared and fainted, and he wanted to say a word before he was stunned...... I want to go to the hospital!
Half an hour later, Wang Zi and Situ Ruo went downstairs and left the boys' dormitory building under the view of a group of livestock.
"I didn't expect you to know acupuncture, and you are so proficient." Situ Ruoshui glanced at Wang Zi and said, she was really more and more interested in this little man, "Who did you learn from?" ”
"I usually have nothing to do with reading books about Chinese medicine." Wang Zi said casually.
"......" Situ Ruoshui was almost choked to death by Wang Zi's words, "Self-...... Self-taught? Then you dare to attack Jiang? ”
"You have to turn theory into practice, right?" Wang Zi said, "Aren't those so-called famous doctors all treating patients one by one, and finally accumulating fame? ”
"Uh...... You're not afraid of stabbing him to death? The cold sweat on Situ Ruoshui's forehead came down suddenly.
"Isn't this dead?" Wang Zi said with a smile, "And most of his fever has subsided, it is estimated that if he takes a nap in the afternoon and eats something to replenish his strength, he will be able to live a dragon." ”
"......" Situ Ruoshui didn't know what to say, that's right, Jiang Feng's burning was indeed half gone, but what if? What if it breaks? Situ Ruoshui felt that if Jiang Feng heard her conversation with Wang Zi, he would definitely come over with a knife and hack Wang Zi to death.
"Are you sure you want to follow me?" Wang Zi asked.
"What do you say?" Situ Ruoshui asked with a smile.
"Whatever you ......want," Wang Zi waved his hand and strode forward.
"Hey, wait for me...... Where are you going? I haven't eaten yet, the cafeteria is over there, not here......"
"I'll go to the toilet!" Wang Zi didn't look back, and waved his hand backwards as he walked.
Situ Ruoshui stopped, looking at Wang Zi's back, the pretty face had gradually floated a flush, this dead rascal! At the moment, she stomped her feet slightly, but she followed without hesitation, of course, she was not strong enough to follow him into the toilet, but waited quietly for him outside, and when Wang Zi was very comfortable after excreting, she saw Situ Ruoshui standing there and waving at him, and she was decisively speechless.
"You stink." After Wang Zi walked over, Situ Ruoshui's little hand pinched her nose very cutely.
The corners of Wang Zi's mouth pulled slightly, please, don't tell the truth, okay?
"But I don't mind, hee-hee." Situ Ruoshui said, and then took the initiative to take Wang Zi's hand, "Let's go, I'll invite you to coffee......
"Hey, let me go...... Feed...... We're not that acquainted, don't be so ambiguous, okay......" Wang Zi tried to break free.
"Honestly, do you believe it that I'm crying right now and saying out loud that I'm pregnant with your child?" Situ Ruoshui smiled evilly.
"......" Wang Zi gritted his teeth, "Count you ruthless." ”
"That's it!" Situ Ruoshui looked proud, and then took Wang Zi's hand and walked forward very happily.
Being dragged by Situ Ruoshui, Wang Zi suddenly felt that his heart was ...... Well, it doesn't seem to hurt that much.
After a class in the afternoon, Wang Zi asked Miao Jingjing to go to Ji Bing'er and the others first and then go back together, while he had to go to Yanjing Middle School for the last class.
Situ Ruoshui naturally followed Wang Zi closely, unceremoniously pulled Wang Zi's Ford Focus into the co-pilot and asked, "Where to go next?" You won't have to go to the toilet again, will you? ”
"Are you going to the toilet and driving?" Wang Zi asked.
"I still want to fly a plane." Situ Ruoshui smiled and said, "It's a pity that I don't have that much money." ”
“……”
"Go to Yanjiang No. 1 Middle School." Wang Zi said.
"What are you doing there? Privately meet your little lover? Situ Ruoshui asked, "You're too beastly, aren't you?" You don't let go of minors? ”
"Please, eldest sister, can your mind not be so evil?" Wang Zi started the car and said speechlessly, "I am a teacher at Yanjing No. 1 Middle School, and I have to go to the last class in the afternoon......"
"What, you're a middle school teacher?" Situ Ruoshui exclaimed in surprise, and then looked at Wang Zi like a monster, such a guy turned out to be a teacher? You won't mislead people's children, right? However, if he goes to teach those students how to pick up girls...... Well, he's pretty qualified.
"Uh...... What kind of eyes do you have? Am I not like a teacher? Wang Zi felt that Situ Ruoshui's eyes were too hurtful.
"No, no." Situ Ruoshui hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile, "You are quite like a teacher, if you teach them to pick up girls, they will definitely be taught by you to be a master of love, of course, pretending to force you is also good......"
"You go and teach them to deceive people and poison people, you ......are good at it," Wang Zi said, and then he suddenly felt that the atmosphere in the carriage was a little weird, and glanced at Situ Ruoshui, and found that she looked at him with a somewhat painful expression.
"Wang Zi, if you are still obsessed with what happened in Paris, kill me...... It's okay for me to kill myself. Situ Ruoshui said.
"I ......" Wang Zi's throat was a little blocked inexplicably, and he couldn't tell if Situ Ruoshui was joking.
"If there is an afterlife, my eyes will definitely be polished a little bit, and I won't be so stupid." Situ Ruoshui laughed miserably and said, "Farewell, don't think about ......me," she said, and something like a pill flew into her mouth......