Chapter 677
Li Er wanted to go home and sleep, but Wang Er Mazi didn't let him go. There was no way, Li Er went to the village, opened the door of the warehouse where the old fort used to sleep, and asked Wang Er Mazi to live in it temporarily. The bed was also slept in by the old fort, and it was still the same big drum.
"Two meters in diameter, Wang Er Mazi, you can't roll down on it. Also, the old fort slept on this big drum, and later it was sent, his son now opened a restaurant, he himself and his wife Yu Xiu'e went to heaven and became Marshal Tianpeng, a male and a female, hum two generals, how happy and happy! Hello student, let's learn something. ”
Li Erman babbled some nonsense gossip in his mouth, raised his leg and left, Wang Er Mazi couldn't sleep alone, so he pulled Li Er's trouser leg vigorously and didn't tell him to go. Let Li Er talk to him.
"Wang Er Mazi, tell me, where did you lose? Why did you fall into this field? ”
Wang Ermazi shouted: "It's all women who hurt me." In the beginning, I was looking for a girl to live a good life with me. It was Liu Xueyin who asked me to go to the marriage agency, and the gods sent me to the ghost, so I met Peony, and after that, I went to the 、、、、、、"
"Walked on the sunny road. One step at a time, I have come to the step in front of me. Li Er asked with a smile: "Wang Er Mazi, you have been in the Phoenix Dance Hall for half a month, how are the girls there?" Isn't it much better than your wife? Otherwise, so many bosses will scramble to drill into it? One stupid, two stupid, are all those who go to the dance hall stupid? There's definitely something appealing about it. Li Er analyzed.
Wang Er Mazi stretched out for a long time, looked at Li Er's expectant eyes, and still told the truth: "The girl in it is much stronger than the peony." Light will serve people, and Peony will not learn it for half a lifetime. Those old ladies in our village. It's just that you line up to learn, and you can't learn it in your lifetime. The girls there are tall and thin-waisted, with fine skin and tender flesh, and they have dimples with a smile. It's like those girls in our village, grinning big. Haha smirked, revealing a row of big yellow teeth. Like a female orangutan, it's scary to think about. ”
Li Er smiled and asked, "What else?" Go on, don't say I'll strangle you! ”
"It's just a little bit more expensive. The average person can't afford it. Wang Er Mazi said this, lowered his head, Li Er estimated that he was touching, he also loved his money.
Li Er lay on top of the big drum, listened to the sound of the big drum with his ears sideways, and asked Wang Er Mazi with a smile: "Have you ever seen a conch?" If you put it on your ears, you can hear the whirring wind. That's the waves of the sea calling, you know? ”
Wang Er Mazi was idle, and he didn't know that Li Er was harming him. Just like what Li Er said, he put his head close to the drum surface, pricked up his ears, and listened to the sound of the wind, and after listening for a while, Li Er's hand had not touched the drumstick. He raised his head, and Li Er had no choice but to retract his hand. Continue to enlighten Wang Er Mazi: "Fishermen in the past often said that as long as people are sincere, they can hear the voice of mermaids. When the old fort was alive, night was set, and he listened to the mermaid. Especially the girl's voice, which is particularly beautiful and pleasant. Wonderful! ”
Wang Er Mazi put his head back on the drum and listened carefully to the voice of the girl in the mermaid.
Li Er saw that Wang Er Mazi was concentrating on the play, so he quietly took the drumstick in his hand, raised it high, and smashed it down! I heard a loud "bang". Wang Ermazi's head was stunned all of a sudden, he hugged his head with both hands, looked at Li Er, stared stupidly, looked at Li Er, and swaggered away! Before leaving, Li Er's mouth said something, but he didn't hear a word. I just saw Li Er's mouth move. No sound can be heard.
Li Er walked for a long time, Wang Er Mazi lay on the big drum and lay quietly for a long time, and his head became conscious. What waves of the sea are calling, and the voice of a mermaid, or a female mermaid! Pure! It was Li Er's nonsense that he made up before he hurt people, and now he knows how clever Li Er's tricks are to deceive people!
"What village cadre? Li Er is an out-and-out evil spirit! Wang Er Mazi lay on his back on the big drum and said through gritted teeth.
Dissatisfied, Wang Er Mazi has backbone, but his stomach is not angry, cooing, he woke up, look at the sky outside, it is already dawn, the village committee compound is quiet, it is not yet time to go to work, everyone is at home to accompany his wife and children to eat, who comes.
Wang Er Mazi Ninja, finally looking forward to Lao Yu coming. He hurriedly came out of the warehouse, ran to Lao Yu, and said weakly: "Old Yu, help me." ”
Lao Yu looked back at Wang Er Mazi and asked, "Is it the Phoenix Ballroom that is at ease, or is this small warehouse at ease?" Do you want the village to match you with a dance hall lady? ”
No matter how sarcastic Lao Yu was, Wang Er Mazi just didn't dare to say anything. When Lao Yu finished sarcastic, he begged: "Old Yu, I haven't eaten yet." Also, just find me a job, it doesn't matter if it's dirty or tired, as long as you can make money. ”
"Eat by labor, okay." Lao Yu praised: "Just know that it is not easy to make money." In this way, you go to Li Er, my virtuous nephew is smart, and he has a way to make you live a good life. Tell him that if your problem is not solved, he will not have to go to work. ”
Since it was Lao Yu who gave the order to die. Li Er, then resolutely implement. He called Niu Er and asked, "Boss Niu, aren't you looking for a temporary worker?" How about I recommend one to you? How much is the salary? Pay according to the old. Isn't it just a contractor? Yes! Let's talk about it first, eat first and then work. I'll tell him to come to you. ”
Wang Er Mazi came to the market, approached Niu Er, and whispered: "Niu Er, Li Er called me here." ”
Niu Er glanced at Wang Er Mazi, tilted his head and asked, "Li Er said that he asked you to work?" Isn't that you? In the future, employees should call me boss, do you know? ”
"Yes, boss, I haven't eaten yet, should I eat first?"
"Okay! Eat OK. Niu Er led Wang Er Mazi to the food stall and told the steamed bun seller, "Let him eat and drink enough, I'll pay." ”
The steamed bun seller put the steamed porridge and small pickles on the small table for Wang Ermazi, and watched Wang Ermazi gobble it up. After eating and drinking, Niu Er led Wang Er Mazi to his pig farm. Tell Hongxing: "A new employee is here, tell him to work." ”
Hongxing taught Wang Er Mazi to wash the pig's intestines, and since then, Wang Er Mazi has a formal job and is on the right path.
Looking at Wang Er's bear-like appearance, Niu Er secretly admired Li Er's cleverness in his heart. It was just prescient.
Originally. A month ago, Li Er was eating at the seafood restaurant, and met Niu Er and Hongxing also came to eat, so they drank and chatted together. It just so happened that Wang Er Mazi also came to eat, and looking at his swaggering and domineering posture, Niu Er was a little unaccustomed to it. Quietly asked Li Er: "What do you think of, how about we make Wang Er Mazi?" I think he's in good shape, if you wash my pig's intestines. It's definitely a good hand! I'm afraid that he won't want to do it. ”
Li Er pursed his lips and gave Niu Er a good idea, and as Li Er expected, in less than a month's effort, Wang Er Mazi honestly washed the pig's intestines. It's really gratifying.
As the saying goes, there is nothing to do when you are warm and warm, and nothing to do when you are hungry. Wang Er Mazi is in Niu Er's farm, working honestly to earn money. The food is also oily and meaty. Niu Er's boiling water, it is Wang Er Mazi looking at the fire. Add firewood to the bottom of the meat pot. In order to grasp the heat, as we all know, cooking meat is a science. Someone boiled half a pound of raw meat, someone boiled a pound of raw meat into eight taels, if you say you are the boss, which employee do you want? It must be someone who wants a pound of pork to be boiled into eight taels. Isn't it? He can increase the economic benefits of the boss. Which guy who boiled a pound of pork into half a pound must get out, right? According to his cooking method, the boss is not even enough for his wife and children. You say, can the boss not tell him to fuck off? Wang Er Mazi learned the skill of cooking meat in order to see that the heat was almost up. Just taste it for yourself, just taste it, he will be full, and he will eat it with sincerity?
After a long time, Wang Er Mazi ate fat and strong, and the amount of wine and rice increased. I also have the strength to work. Raise the eyebrows of Niu Er. And then Wang Er Mazi is smart, not to mention that the pig's head meat is cooked, not to mention, there are a lot of portions, do you think it's strange? He wasn't born to boil pigs? Born with pigs in the water?
Li Er often goes to Niu Er's cooked meat stall. Look at Wang Er Mazi's craftsmanship. Whenever Wang Er Mazi saw Li Er coming, he didn't care whether Niu Er wanted it or not, so he took out the best piece of lean meat from the pig's gills and stuffed it into Li Er's mouth. Hongxing saw it, and he always took out Wang Ermazi with his eyes, and he was not afraid. Li Er eats with relish, and he can't stop praising Wang Er's pockmarks for his good craftsmanship and delicious cooked meat!
Hongxing came over and scolded Li Er: "The pig's head meat is delicious, and I'm not afraid to kill you!" What is it! ”
Li Er is a typical villain. The first time Hongxing scolded him, he didn't go to his heart, the second time Hongxing scolded him, he frowned, and Hongxing scolded him for the third time, he was not happy. Without saying anything, he went home, three days later. Wang Er Mazi didn't come to work to cook meat. In the past, Wang Er Mazi got up early in the middle of the night, cooked the pig's head meat, and went to the market with red apricots to sell. It's okay to buy wholesale, or buy it at odds. Only Wang Er Mazi didn't come to work today. Niu Er and his wife pouted their butts and slept until more than eight o'clock, and heard that Wang Er Mazi did not come to call the door, thinking that Wang Er Mazi got up late today and the pig's head meat was not cooked, so he continued to lie on the bed to rest, waiting for Wang Er Mazi to get the pig's head meat ready, and then go to the market. Unexpectedly, after sleeping and returning to Longjue, there was still no movement, Niu Er and his wife felt strange, put on their clothes and came out to see that the pig heads prepared last night were still soaked in the big basin as they were. Looking around, there was silence in the farm. There was no movement. The two of them thought that Wang Er Mazi was drunk last night. I lazily went to make a fire and boiled the water by myself. When all the pigs were boiled, it was already more than one o'clock in the afternoon, and the two of them didn't care about eating, so they hurriedly pushed the iron cart and walked the cooked things to the market.
When Niu Er's family pushed their pig's head meat to the market, they saw from a distance that Wang Ermazi was already selling meat, and in front of his stall, there were many people competing to buy it.
Hongxing hurriedly ran over to take a look, Wang Er Mazi was weighing and packing, and the person next to him who was holding the computer to collect money and settle accounts was Wang Er Mazi's current daughter-in-law Peony!
Everyone may want to ask, didn't Peony have a falling out with Wang Er Mazi? How did you become a family now? It turned out that Wang Er Mazi saw that his ability to cook meat surpassed that of Niu Er, so he planned to do it himself, but the money in his hand was not enough, so he went to borrow money from Li Er. Li Er shook his hand and said, "What are you borrowing money for?" Are you going to the Phoenix Ballroom again? ”
Wang Er Mazi told Li Er his thoughts 1510. Li Er listened to Wang Ermazi's plan and was very supportive, but he did not lend Wang Ermazi money, but took Wang Ermazi's hand, pulled him to his past home, and told Peony his plan clearly.
Peony is a good hand at living, is worried about no good way to make money, listening to Wang Er Mazi and Li Eryi said, suddenly happy, good to invite Li Er to eat a meal of seafood, just Wang Er Mazi to take over, or live in his original room, as for the cooking venue, Li Er led Peony to the bottom of the mountain to beg Widow Chen, as a result, Widow Chen looked at Li Er's face, in a corner of the orchard, asked Wang Er Mazi to live in a hut that used to take care of the orchard, and built a shed next to it, so that Wang Er Mazi could cook meat. However, there is one condition, that is, Wang Er Mazi will take care of the nearby orchard for Widow Chen for free.
The meat cooked by Wang Er Mazi is delicious and fragrant. In addition, the peony people are beautiful and can speak well, and they quickly opened up the situation, watching the colorful tickets enter the house, and the peony and his family couldn't close their mouths together. One by one, the father screamed, and the good wine and food were served, in order to tell Wang Er Mazi to work hard and make money for them. Of course, wages are indispensable, and they are the kind with high wages.
People gave Peony a resounding nickname, calling her Pig's Head Meat Shih Tzu! From then to now, when you go to the East Guizi Market and ask who the peony is, many people don't know, but when it comes to looking for pig's head meat Shih Tzu, everyone must know. Do you think it's weird? (To be continued......)