After the police left, Wang Er Mazi felt that something was wrong, so he went to smash the door of Li Er's house and shouted: "Li Er, you come out, Lao Yu asked you to handle the housework for me!" ”

Li Er hadn't slept yet, and when he heard Wang Er Mazi shouting that it was Lao Yu's instructions, he hurried out and asked, "Wang Er Mazi, what are you talking about?" What you know is that you have something at home, but if you don't know, you think that the security situation of the East Kidnapper is not good. Say! What the hell happened, was your home on fire or burglarized? ”

"Li Er, look at it, they are asleep, in a bed!" Wang Er Mazi beat his chest anxiously! That excited look, as if he was going to turn his back on it.

"Who's with whom? Is it a leather donkey and a five phoenix? He's legitimate. Could it be that the huge man in the clinic is with his wife Liu Xueyin? Li Er asked, pointing in the direction of the clinic.

Wang Er Mazi shook his head vigorously.

"Could it be that Lao Yu and Dayingzi are old?"

Wang Er Mazi still shook his head vigorously.

"Is it Hong Shun and Eryingzi? Or is it four eyes and three fat people? They all have certificates. Li Er asked: "Wang Er Mazi, you understand, who slept with whom?" ”

"My son and my wife."

"Little pockmarks and peonies? What is your wife? Didn't I just have a few meals with you? Li Er asked in surprise. He weighed it and said, "You saw it with your own eyes?" How did you divide that house, and who did you look for? ”

"Lao Yu said that he asked me to find you, I thought that Peony was fair, so I looked for her."

"In the past, the family was looking for his uncle, but now in the new society, it is the same for everyone, the key is reasonable, as long as your family reaches an agreement, no one else cares. I went home and slept. Li Er said, turned around and left.

Wang Er Mazi grabbed Li Er. Said: "You can't go, wow. My family's affairs haven't really been solved yet. ”

Wang Er Mazi didn't care whether Li Er wanted it or not, so he pulled him to the door of his house, followed the door of his house, and kicked him over when he raised his leg.

The door opened, and Peony poked her head out. asked: "In the middle of the night, the third watch kicked the door of someone's house, looking for death?" Is this disturbing to the people? She saw Li Er behind Wang Er Mazi at a glance, and mocked disdainfully: "Hey, the police are gone, and the accomplices have been brought in?" Aren't you the mediator of the village? What's the matter, say it quickly, don't delay our wedding night, disturb other people's good things, lack of morality! ”

Xiao Mazi poked her head out from behind Peony. said: "I'm sorry, second uncle, Peony spoke a little rushed, please forgive me." ”

"Slut!" Wang Er Mazi scolded at Peony.

Li Er asked, "What's the matter with you two?" ”

Peony said: "The two of us are asleep, and the marriage certificate received by the government is in vain if you have any opinions." Go back and do the ideological work of this old thing, eat your own son's vinegar, chops! ”

Peony pulls the little pockmark. He retracted his head and closed the door.

"This 、、、、、?" Wang Er Mazi pointed to the door of his house and was about to kick it.

Li Er grabbed Wang Ermazi, called him to the side, the two of them sat down, and asked slowly: "Let's talk about the specific situation of the separation first, and I'll hear if it's reasonable." ”

"It's also very easy to separate. Just the words that the peony passed back and forth to the legs of the two of us. She asked me for 30,000 yuan, so she sent me out, but I didn't expect wow, she poured in when I came out! She also became my daughter-in-law! Li Er, you talk about it, the daughter-in-law has become a daughter-in-law. Who is to blame? ”

"yes, who is to blame for such a thing?"

"It's strange that I believe in Peony too much and fall for her! If I had known that she had lied to me, I would have died, and I would not have agreed to this separation plan. She was the one who designed to frame me, an honest man. No way! I'm going to find the village to come forward and divide my family again! ”

Li Er asked unhurriedly, "Show me the list of divisions." ”

Wang Er Mazi took out the agreement of the separation from his arms and handed it to Li Second. Although the moon is high in the sky, the words on the agreement are not clear. Li Er looked left and right, turned it over and read it several times, but still couldn't see the specific terms of the agreement. He guessed: "Wang Er Mazi, why do I look at him above him is your father?" ”

Wang Er Mazi snatched the agreement, read it himself, and asked, "Where is it written that he is my father?" You're just going to guess! ”

Li Er pointed to a line of words and said: "Isn't this here, what is written on it is clear, you kid is a monk." Is your father confused and gave you 30,000 yuan for nothing? What about money? Let me see. ”

Wang Er Mazi took out the money from his arms and shook it in front of Li Er's eyes, but he didn't show it to Li Er. Then I took it back.

Li Er asked, "Where are you staying tonight?" Why do I smell alcohol on you? Where did you drink and with whom? ”

"I drank with my peony, I wanted to have sex with her tonight, but who knew that she finished drinking and went to sleep with my son. Li Er, you don't know, it turns out that the two of them had a premeditated plan and secretly got a marriage certificate, which is a typical rebellion. “

Li Er asked without yin or yang: "What are you going to do?" Kill them? ”

"Yes, I'm going to kill them, because they're liars!"

"That's wow. I've got to go home early to bed, and I'm going to send you food to the prison tomorrow. ”

"That's 、、、、、、?" Wang Er Mazi is afraid of going to prison, and he is even more afraid that no one will deliver food and starve.

Li Er enlightened him and said: "If you kill them, you will eat the grain from the treasury, and I will congratulate you here first." After you are shot, your son will definitely ignore you, and he will inevitably trouble the village to deal with the aftermath for you. While you still have 30,000 yuan, you can invite the folks, so that no one will care after you die. ”

Wang Er Mazi was educated by Li Er, and his head naturally drooped. The original anger ran to Java and disappeared, bringing with it a dejected head, and no emotions could be lifted at all. It's like a cramped person.

Li Er sent Wang Er Mazi to the small hotel where he lived. Stretched out his hand to ask Wang Er Mazi for the list of divisions, read it carefully, and said: "Who wrote the list of divisions, why is there no signature on it?" ”

Wang Er Mazi didn't know anything else, but he knew where his name was, as well as his handprint. They all pointed out to Li Er one by one. "What should I do from here?" He asked Li Er.

"It's very easy to do. There is a seafood restaurant for eating, there is no small hotel for sleeping, and there is a kidnapping clinic when you are sick, and Liu Xueyin will take needles and medicine. There is a store for clothes, and the price is fair there, if I come forward. It can also give you a cheaper. Wow, you're just waiting to be blessed. Your second youth has begun, enjoy a good life to the fullest! Li Er raised his hands to the sky and made an exaggerated action of a petrel flying. But in his heart he said, "What you don't know whether to live or die is enough for you!" The old ladies eat locust leaves with swollen spines, and they are ugly behind. ”

Wang Er Mazi said: "Li Er, why don't I sound like it? What you say is the Tao, it seems to be reasonable, but I just feel empty in my heart. There is no feeling at all. ”

"Where, happiness beckons to you, enjoy it. It doesn't matter if you have a problem, you can solve it in the village, just go to me directly. Socialism does not starve people. There is a subsistence allowance, and in the future, the village will build a nursing home, and if you are tired of living in a small hotel, you will go to a different place to live. Listen to people. In winter, I go to the south to spend the winter, and in summer I go to the vast prairie to escape the heat. It's very comfortable, old comrades should go around, follow a tour group, and some don't need money, how cost-effective! ”

Li Er said that the sky was all over the place, how good it was! But Li Er still didn't say a word. That's to have money! The scenery in the world is so good, you have to have money to travel, let me ask the flowers who want to eat in the world, how many people go to travel? I can't afford a ticket.

Wang Er Mazi eats in a seafood restaurant and lives in a small hotel. You don't have to clean, you don't have to worry about eating, you don't have to worry about eating, just a word, Xiaohong will tell the kitchen, you can serve it if you don't work hard, just open your mouth and eat.

Sometimes, Wang Er Mazi also saw Li Er eating and drinking in the seafood restaurant. Feast on the idlers of the huge donkey. A table of hundreds of dollars in flowers. He was a little envious and wanted to learn from Li Er, but he didn't dare, counting the less and less money in his hand, he was a little panicked, so he went to Li Er, and begged: "Li Er, do you see if there is a place to find someone in the village?" Shall I go to work? ”

"Not good!" Li Er said: "It's tiring to work. Look at the two of them, either killing pigs or washing pig intestines, the smell on their bodies can't be smelled at all! You don't want to learn from them and be unproductive. Again, it's better to make money than to nourish yourself. ”

Wang Er Mazi is right to think about it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, there is wine today and drunk today, regardless of whether he is right or wrong tomorrow. Drink and eat and enjoy a happy life!

Niu Er knew the details of Wang Er Mazi, so he introduced him to the Phoenix Dance Hall where he often went, one came and went, not a few days of hard work, Wang Er Mazi was the same as Niu Er that year, asked people to pick up their ears and dragged them to the door, and kicked out of the back, and there was no money for the ticket to go home, so he had to walk home, and met Niu Er who sold water on the street, begging bitterly, Niu Er saw that he was pitiful, so he gave him a pig tail, told him to gnaw, and returned to the small hotel. He was just about to enter the door as before, but the proprietress pulled his face and asked him to pay a deposit for the accommodation, he said that there was no money, and the proprietress who usually smiled when she saw him drove him out mercilessly. It is better to leave those rooms idle than to let him go in and rest.

Wang Er Mazi threw the pig's tail in his hand, entered the seafood restaurant, and shouted Xiaohong like he wanted to go over: "Get me food and wine!" ”

Xiaohong stretched out her hand and said lukewarmly: "Take the money." ”

"Lao Tzu didn't. It's spent. Call the village to settle the bill. ”

Xiaohong didn't pay attention to him, and went in and invited the giant out. In the past, when Wang Er Mazi was rich, he ate and drank in the seafood restaurant, and he never invited a huge man, he thought that it was natural to take money to eat. There is no need for human affection. Now that the money in his hand has been spent, he wants to eat some favors, where can he pee on his pot? didn't even bother to say a word to him, just neatly blasted him out.

Wang Er Mazi sighed: "The one who has money is the uncle, and the one who has no money is the grandson!" He looked down and saw the pig's tail that he had just thrown, and quickly picked it up and continued to gnaw on it. Still chanting to Niu Er silently: "It's still Niu Er's good wow." ”

It's good to be a cow. If Niu Er hadn't introduced him to the Phoenix Ballroom, maybe he would have a lot of money now. (To be continued......)