Speaking of Lu Zhou, since Lu Zhou's debut, he can say that for three days, this double top male god of strength and idol faction has been a superstar who has swept the world, Weibo, NetEase and other media channels in recent years. Since he took over his first play at the age of twenty-five and won the box office hit, Lu Zhou immediately won the favor of tens of millions of girls.

Lu Zhou participated in few TV dramas, and even successfully turned the tide in the case of a thunderous drama in the film and television market, saving a TV station on the verge of collapse with a rating of 2.3, just like Infernal Affairs, injecting an effective booster into Chinese mainland TV dramas. His sweet relationship with his girlfriend Zhang Xinran can also be called a model of the golden boy and girl in the entertainment industry, and he is a super life winner with a double harvest of career and love. Because of this, many people are full of envy, jealousy and hatred for Lu Zhou's outstanding achievements at a young age, and often carry out various personal attacks on him on the Internet, implying that his first movie debut was unspoken by the producer, and later he received many good plays as the male lead by hugging Zhang Xinran's thigh.

Of course, the three words of eating soft rice must not be mentioned, not only these three words, but also the key words "soft rice", or "soft", etc., as well as all intentional or unintentional, for men relying on women to take the position, including but not limited to thighs, support, unspoken rules, insinuation, and a series of synonyms or synonyms, can not be mentioned. Other sensitive content, such as "on", "being on" and other vulgar words, can not be mentioned in any allusion to the relationship between men and women.

"Understood." Xiao Yi nodded seriously.

Vice President Lin put the steering wheel, while training Xiao Yi, and said: "Lu Zhou minds personal hygiene very much, and in front of him, you can't refute anything he says, especially don't teach him anything, understand?" ”

"Knowing." Xiao Yi said.

"Are you often ...... by your girlfriend," Vice President Lin glanced at Xiao Yi.

"It's all tears." Xiao Yi said helplessly, "I am often scolded, it doesn't matter, I won't resist." ”

Vice President Lin patted him on the shoulder and said, "You can do this job, I am optimistic about you." ”

Xiao Yi asked, "Did Lu Zhou drive away a lot of assistants?" ”

Vice President Lin glanced at Xiao Yi regretfully, Xiao Yi originally wanted to ask Lu Zhou for an autograph, or if his girlfriend knew that he was working as an assistant to Lu Zhou, they might have a chance to get back together. But now it seems that most of the drama is not played, and the signature ...... Let's see if you'll get lucky.

Vice President Lin stopped the car in front of a villa, this community is heavily guarded, Vice President Lin said: "Later, I will let the property give you an access card, and now I will take you to Lu Zhou's house first." ”

"He gives his opinion to any entertainer." Vice President Lin rolled down the window, drove the car into the community, and said, "You'd better not show your love for that artist, especially don't praise his competitors, and don't show which star you like, even if this star is his friend, understand?" ”

"Yes." Xiao Yi said.

Vice President Lin parked the car in the garage, opened the door, and took Xiao Yi in, Xiao Yi was shocked on the spot.

"Someone comes to clean it every day." Vice President Lin said, "You don't have to worry about this. ”

Xiao Yi's shoes were full of dust, carefully took off his shoes, stood on the wooden floor, and Vice President Lin said: "You can do whatever Lu Zhou asks you to do, and when you are not called, you don't need to be particularly attentive, just make sure to arrive as soon as possible when he calls you." ”

"Okay." Xiao Yi replied.

"Didn't arrive in time." Vice President Lin said, "Don't say anything like you didn't hear it, pretend to be pitiful, just say that you fell on the floor, he won't blame you." ”

Xiao Yi nodded.

Lu Zhou's home has three floors on the ground, the first floor is the living room, kitchen, dining room and a large garden outside, the second floor is a slip room, and the third floor is a slip room.

In addition to that, there is a large basement.

There was an unfinished map on the dining table, and Vice President Lin was obviously a little worried about whether Xiao Yi could handle this difficult job. Xiao Yi seemed to have made up his mind and said, "I will do a good job." ”

"Don't be nervous." Vice President Lin said, "Mr. Du will introduce you to Lu Zhou in the evening, and I will take you to buy clothes later, and the company will reimburse you." ”

Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, he took a shower that day and changed his clothes, he was originally quite tall, 178, just in the range where he was shorter than Lu Zhou, but not too short, and he was also very handsome, and he happened to be in the safe area where he was more handsome than the average assistant, but not as handsome as Lu Zhou, and would not steal his limelight.

In short, Xiao Yi looked in the mirror and knew what Du Mei was willing to give him this job, whether it was in terms of appearance or personality, he was very suitable, and now, he was full of confidence to be scolded and took the first step in a new life.

That night, Du Mei arranged a meeting between Xiao Yi and Lu Zhou in Wangjing Wutong, Xiao Yi was so nervous that his stomach hurt, and he just wanted to go to the toilet while sitting.

Du Mei casually held the mobile phone and said, "Don't be afraid, Lu Zhou, this person, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, is a very good person, as long as you touch his temper, it is actually very easy to get along with." Everybody likes him. ”

Xiao Yi didn't dare to say that he had seen the male god once in the toilet, and was scared to pee by him, but he just nodded, who is the heart of Meng, he must have driven the assistants away one by one, and the squid who fired I don't know how many people in the road has no assistant now that it is his turn.

When Lu Zhou came, Xiao Yi immediately sat up straight with a conditioned reflex, and when he was about to get up, Du Mei held him down with one hand and said to Lu Zhou: "Why are you late again?" How many times have I told you. ”

"There's a traffic jam on the road – I don't want to be okay either." Lu Zhou sat down angrily, took off his sunglasses, and said, "I thought you were in the company...... How are you? ”

Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lu Zhou.

No matter how he imagined it, he would not have thought of his fate, in just this day, earth-shaking changes have occurred, the last moment he almost died in poverty in the rental house, and at this moment he ate at the same table with the male god who swept thousands of boys and girls and even aunts and uncles.

Xiao Yi looked at Lu Zhou and had to admit that he was indeed very handsome, and the real person was not much worse than the appearance in the TV series. It's cool, and it looks very tasteful.

"Hello." Xiao Yi raised his courage and said, "Mr. Lu, I am your life assistant, and the company invited me to come. ”

Du Mei said: "This is Xiao Yi, this is Lu Zhou, why do you two seem to know each other?" Ever seen it? ”

Lu Zhou didn't speak, a muffled nasal voice came out of his nostrils, and he took the menu casually, Xiao Yi immediately got up and went outside to call the waiter, but Du Mei said, "I've already ordered, Xiao Yi, you just call him Brother Zhou." ”

"Did you order foie gras?" Lu Zhou said.

"Ordered." Du Mei said, "Today, Director Wang called me, and Yongyu Company recommended you to him, so he came to ask, there is a project in Anhui next year, costume drama, investment by the provincial government, talking about Sun Quan, forty episodes." ”

"What the hell." Lu Zhou said, "I'm not interested, you still shoot ancient costumes after such a strict trial?" What about the life drama I talked about last time? ”

"I pushed the life drama for you." Du Mei said casually.

Lu Zhou glanced at Du Mei, at this time the waiter served the food, and the three of them stopped talking, Lu Zhou stilted Erlang's legs, shook it, put one hand on the back of the chair, and looked at Xiao Yi.

"Xiao Yi used to be engaged in music creation." Du Mei said, "The company arranged for him to follow you, and it also wanted you to take him." ”

Xiao Yi smiled.

"Music." The corners of Lu Zhou's mouth twitched, he didn't say anything, he ate some food casually, and said, "I'll go back to sleep." ”

Xiao Yi glanced at Du Mei, Du Mei nodded, Xiao Yi knew that even if they knew each other, as soon as Lu Zhou got up, Xiao Yi took his coat over and asked Lu Zhou to put it on, Lu Zhou put on sunglasses and walked in front, Xiao Yi followed behind, not daring to speak.

He knew that most rich people don't like to talk to Ma Zai, and it would be best if he could treat people as transparent.

In the past, he had laughed at the rich second generation more than once for bringing a horse boy, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, time flies, and countless people who are destined to succeed have become rich people, and he has also become a rich man's horse boy who is destined to be destined for his fate - this sad world.

Lu Zhou completely regarded Xiao Yi as air, stood in front of the car door, and glanced at Xiao Yi inexplicably, Xiao Yi immediately came to his senses and stepped forward to help him open the door, and Lu Zhou flashed into the car.

"Don't make that mistake next time." Lu Zhou's index finger nodded at Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi didn't dare to speak, nodded his head, and felt a small mine in his heart.

didn't speak all the way, the driver drove back and sent Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi to his home, Xiao Yi said to the driver before getting out of the car: "Xie Luxie, hard work." ”

The driver looked at him sympathetically and said, "Good job, young man." ”

Xiao Yi couldn't cry or laugh, it seems that Lu Zhou's personality should be quite famous in the whole company.

As soon as Lu Zhou got home, Xiao Yi immediately turned on all the lights.

Lu Zhou put on the headphones as soon as he got home, and the moment before putting on the headphones, Xiao Yi asked, "Do you want to take a shower now?" I'm going to put hot water. ”

Lu Zhou didn't pay attention to Xiao Yi at all, Xiao Yi thought about it, and went to the bathroom to fill the bathtub with hot water, and after a while, he saw Lu Zhou walking around in the living room, talking to himself, I don't know what Lu Dao was thinking, and walked to the bathroom like sleepwalking.

"Hey!" Lu Zhou yelled in the bathroom.

Xiao Yi immediately hugged his clothes and went into the bathroom.

"Why is the water so hot?!" Lu Zhou said angrily, "Do you want to burn me?!" ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi was successfully thundered by the male god several times on the first day of work, and he wanted to go in to pour cold water for him, but Lu Zhou waved his hand and said, "No need!" ”

The frosted glass reflected Lu Zhou's tall figure, the proportions of his body were just right, strong and well-proportioned, his legs were long and his hands were long.

Xiao Yi flipped through the schedule for the next day given to him by Vice President Lin, heard Lu Zhou humming in the bathroom, and finally waited for Lu Zhou to finish taking a bath, put on slippers and go upstairs to go back to the room, Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, he could finally rest, and was about to enjoy Lu Zhou's jacuzzi, just took off his clothes, rubbed his eyes in front of the mirror, and heard Lu Zhou say on the second floor: "Hey! ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi quickly put on his clothes and went up, and saw Lu Zhou wearing a bathrobe, lying on the bed.

Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi unknowingly and said, "I've called you a few times, but I didn't hear it?" ”

Xiao Yi replied, "I'm sorry, I bumped on the stairs when I came up just now." ”

"Forget it." Lu Zhou said.

Vice President Lin's reminder was really effective, Lu Zhou didn't even bother to move, and said, "What about the water?" ”

Xiao Yi went down and poured a glass of water for Lu Zhou, and Lu Zhou said, "Why is there no ice?!" ”

Xiao Yi turned around and went down to get the ice cube with a gust of wind, and he wanted to drop the cup on the spot, and said in his heart that this job only collected eight thousand? ! Or pre-tax?! There are 20,000 people who have tied steel bars this year, okay!

Forget it, for the sake of autographs and girlfriends, it's better to endure first.

Xiao Yi changed his smile, although he was very tired, he beat his spirits and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Zhou, it's the first time I've come, I don't know your living habits, and I will definitely remember it in the future." ”

"Hmm." Lu Zhou said casually, "Remember in the future, you must prepare an ice drink after taking a bath." ”

Xiao Yi stood and waited for Lu Zhou's next command, hoping that Lu Zhou would not have a whim and let him go, but Lu Zhou pointed to the ipad on the bedside table.

"Look at what I said in the comments on Weibo." Lu Zhou said.

Xiao Yi: "......"

It turns out that big stars will also read their own messages on Weibo? Xiao Yi simply had a new understanding of Lu Zhou, opened Lu Zhou's iPad, logged in to Weibo, more than 3,000 forwards, and 7,000 messages. Above is a photo of Lu Zhou with his dog and girlfriend.

The dog was a Chihuahua raised by Lu Zhou's girlfriend Zhang Xinran.

The following is a large number of comments, Xiao Yi has seen such a terrifying and turbulent Weibo comment and repost for the first time, compared to Lu Zhou's popularity, his Weibo is simply a little transparent to death, and he finally has more fans or marketing accounts.

"Read." Lu Zhou said.

"Lick ...... angrily," Xiao Yi said carefully, "Male god, you are too handsome...... Kneeling and licking ......"

"I look good with any hairstyle......

"10,000 Years ...... Male God"

"Is there a little friend next to it, two, three, three, three......"

"Boat Expedition ...... the King's Road"

“？？？”

Xiao Yi didn't react for a while, and read them one by one: "Follow the ......"

Xiao Yi realized that something was wrong and changed his words: "...... So handsome! ”

"What?" Lu Zhou heard Xiao Yi's hesitant tone and said, "Bring it to me?" ”

Xiao Yi suddenly had an ominous premonition, it was over-that comment was:

Miko: Plastic surgery according to the alien face of the Chihuahua, husband and wife plastic surgery together? The whole person is going to be bad, hehehe.

Lu Zhou got the ipad and took a deep breath, Xiao Yi's heart was broken, is it broken, is the male god going to lift the house. Immediately afterwards, Lu Zhou miraculously controlled it, threw the ipad back, and almost hit Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi picked it up and continued to read the comments of Zanmei to appease Lu Zhou's mood, but Lu Zhou said: "Black this black." ”

Xiao Yi directly blocked the person, and Lu Zhou said again: "Use another ipad to log in, open a small account, check this black Weibo, and spray him to death." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Don't do it! Xiao Yi was almost made a mess by Lu Zhou, and Lu Zhou said: "There are more than 20 trumpets stored on it, and they take turns to go to his Weibo, and under the Weibo he recently posted, one number will say a few words."

Xiao Yi stiffened his head and angrily accused him, such as "How can you say that", "My Zhou has never had plastic surgery at all", "It's not right for you to say this" His heart was full of all kinds of speechlessness, Lu Zhou clicked on the person's Weibo with the ipad in his hand, looked at it, and seemed not very satisfied, but still didn't say anything.

"Taobao." Lu Zhou said again.

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi opened Taobao, inexplicably, Lu Zhou said again: "Look at the homepage!" ”

Xiao Yi immediately opened the homepage, Lu Zhou glanced at it and made a gesture, Xiao Yi was completely confused, Lu Zhou said inexplicably and impatiently: "Turn the page!" Why are you so stupid?! ”

Xiao Yi frantically complained in his heart that the male god is so *, you have to wait to brush your girlfriend to brush Taobao!

Xiao Yi turned the page, held the ipad again, and recommended it to Lu Zhou with Taobao, afraid that Lu Zhou would not look carefully, so he sat down a little, Lu Zhou snorted, as if he was a little disgusted by his smell, and said, "What are you doing so close?" ”

Xiao Yi had to move away a little more, turned a page, and saw a wooden box containing paper, Lu Zhou seemed interested in the box, and said, "Take a look." ”

Xiao Yi clicked on it, and Lu Zhou said again: "Search." ”

Xiao Yi began to be able to adapt to Lu Zhou's rhythm of brushing Taobao, so he searched for the same wooden box and plastic box, all of which were filled with paper, and then Lu Zhou said: "Put them all in the shopping cart." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Forty-four tissue boxes, all into the shopping cart, Lu Zhou moved his fingers casually, and even raised his hand, Xiao Yi cooperated with him to brush the whole process of Taobao recommended that day, but Lu Zhou fell in love with a glass jar miniature potted plant and bought more than 30.

Then I bought twenty more boxes of handmade biscuits.

Later, when Xiao Yi was about to open the shopping cart and let Lu Zhou screen it again, Lu Zhou said, "Pay for everything in the shopping cart." ”

Xiao Yi: ".........................................."

Lu Zhou gave Xiao Yi a credit card password bound to Alipay, and Xiao Yi used that credit card to buy everything.

Lu Zhou seemed a little sleepy, and Xiao Yi asked, "Do you want to sleep?" ”

"Hmm." Lu Zhou said, "Look at the black reply just now." ”

Xiao Yi turned on his iPad and looked at it, and said, "I'm not online, and I haven't replied to comments." ”

Lu Zhou said: "Scold him a few more words." ”

Xiao Yi had to bite the bullet and click on the Weibo, thinking that it was no wonder that he had to sign a confidentiality agreement, there were too many revelations, and after thinking about it, he deleted a few sentences.

"Let's put on a movie." Lu Zhou said.

"What do you want to see?" Xiao Yi squatted against the wall to turn on the Blu-ray machine, and Lu Zhou said, "Whatever, the pace is slower." ”

Xiao Yi chose a silent movie, the light and shadow changed, Lu Zhou leaned on the bed to watch the movie, and said, "I have to wear a letter control for you." ”

Xiao Yi was expressionless, and he still wanted to put a dog leash around my neck? Wait for your signature to resign.

Xiao Yi saw that Lu Zhou didn't speak, so he quietly went out, came out of the shower, and when he entered the room, he saw that Lu Zhou was already asleep, so he turned off the movie lightly, Lu Zhou turned over, Xiao Yi reflexively stood up straight, ready to be scolded, but fortunately Lu Zhou was snoring.

So Xiao Yi went back to the room, turned off the lights, and slept, the room was incredibly big, he had never lived in a mansion since he was a child, he jumped on the bed a few times, opened his own Weibo, and found that the pop-up was still those dry Sina notices, so he left a message on his girlfriend's Weibo, apologized to her, and told her that he had found a new job, set an alarm clock, and turned off the lights to sleep.