November, Beijing.

"What did you promise me? How many years to buy a house? How many years to buy a car? The old lady doesn't want it, follow you to this hellish place, you see how your classmates are mixed, and then look at you! What have you become? Are you a man or not? ”

When the classmates came out, Xiao Yi endured the chatter, put his hands in his pockets, and walked with a cigarette in his mouth, his girlfriend stopped behind him, Xiao Yi didn't notice it, so he kept walking, kept walking, kept walking......

"I'm sorry." Xiao Yi threw away the cigarette and said helplessly, "Wife, I also want to survive, I've worked hard, give me a little more time......"

Xiao Yi turned around, his back was empty, and there was no one.

A gust of autumn wind blew, the mobile phone rang, and the "wife" number sent a text message.

[Xiao Yi, let's break up. 】

The phone rang again.

Xiao Yi answered the phone, it was from home.

"Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi's wife said over there, "Why don't you answer the phone?" When are you going home? ”

"I ......," Xiao Yi said tiredly, "what's wrong?" Is something going on at home? ”

"Your father just watched the news broadcast and asked, if you buy a wedding house, is a down payment of 80,000 yuan enough?"

"I don't need your money, I'm on the subway, I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'll call you, Mom, go to bed early, don't let Dad borrow money."

At twelve o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi was drunk, returned to the rental house, kicked the door open, and fell on the sofa panting.

"Waste Waste ...... Waste dim sum ......" Xiao Yi said tiredly, "It's better to die." ”

Xiao Yi staggered to the balcony, facing the night view on the eighteenth floor, climbed the railing, climbed down, climbed up, climbed down again, and after repeating more than a dozen movements, he knelt on the balcony and cried.

Xiao Yi: "Mom-"

"Crying hair!" The floor-to-ceiling window door on the balcony next door was pulled and he yelled at him, "What time is it?" Call the police again for drunkenness! ”

This evil money-worshipping society, don't even make people cry, Xiao Yi crawled back into the room, the cold wind was bleak, he struggled to crawl into the kitchen, turned on the gas, the phone kept ringing, Xiao Yi looked at it, and found that it was a classmate who came out for a party tonight.

Xiao Yi looked at the gas stove, planning to cook a bowl of noodles and eat them before thinking about suicide.

Xiao Yi sucked and ate instant noodles, while calling his girlfriend, turning off the phone, and after eating instant noodles, he lay down and closed his eyes tiredly.

The rent is 2,000, the water and electricity bill is 400, the supermarket after dinner is 1,000 to accompany my girlfriend to go shopping, the credit card debt is 2,000, and the transportation is 400...... The monthly income of 5,000 deducts taxes, and the monthly credit card is used to live, and the minimum repayment amount is stuck every month...... The house is 80,000 yuan per square meter, and Tongzhou also costs 25,000 or 30,000 yuan......

If you don't eat or drink, you can buy a house and get married in three hundred years?

Xiao Yi has had the idea of going home several times, but a house in a third-tier city also costs 12,000, a job is found, and he earns 3,000 a month, and he can only starve to death on the side of the road.

Xiao Yi turned off the lights weakly, and the phone came again, and the screen flashed and flickered.

The next morning, seven missed calls, Xiao Yi called back tiredly, obviously not waking up from a hangover, and said in a daze: "Who! ”

"Me." Xiao Yi replied, "What are you doing, call me a few times in the middle of the night." ”

The caller was Xiao Yi's college classmate Duma in the same dormitory, who slept with him on the bunk bed, and borrowed money from Xiao Yi in order to pick up girls, and laughed at Xiao Yi last night, and it was he who laughed the most, after graduation, Duma stopped in Beijing in just three years, mixed with tens of millions of net worth, and modestly drove a Lexus to attend the class reunion, and met Xiao Yi, both parties were quite surprised.

Xiao Yi and Duma are used to laughing at each other, and they have been laughing and laughing for many years, but now that Duma is so glamorous, Xiao Yi is just really happy for him.

"Last night......," said Duma, "I went to drink with my aunt and a few other celebrities, and I had another drink, and I got old, and I couldn't do it, I didn't make you hard, so I called and asked." ”

Xiao Yi came back to eat instant noodles last night and replied, "It's okay." ”

Duma smiled: "Punished by your wife for kneeling on the washboard?" ”

"Nope." Xiao Yi smiled and said, "How dare she?" ”

There was a sound of water from the Duma, obviously already getting up, wearing Bluetooth headphones, and said to Xiao Yi: "I said hello to my aunt, she asked you to go to the China Central Place on Dawang Road today." ”

Xiao Yi: "??? ”

Xiao Yi struggled to get up, and his head hit the door.

Xiao Yi: "What are you going to do on Dawang Road?" ”

Duma was inexplicable: "Didn't you want to change jobs?" Drink silly! ”

Xiao Yi: "!! ”

Xiao Yi remembered that he seemed to have mentioned this when he was drinking last night, he casually poked the toothbrush into his mouth and said vaguely: "Okay, if you can do it, please eat barbecue." ”

Duma said: "I'll send you the address, and when I arrive, just call my aunt." ”

Duma hung up the phone, Xiao Yi was quite grateful, Duma called him several times last night, it should be the second game, Duma accompanied his aunt to have supper, and was about to call Xiao Yi over.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yi was caught in the crowd, his feet were suspended in the air and he was squeezed out of the subway, and when he arrived at the station, he was squeezed out by the crowd.

This is the place with the highest concentration of brokerage companies in Beijing, and you may be able to meet a big star.

Xiao Yi arrived on the floor and went to the bathroom to tidy up first, but his heart was in too much of a hurry, and the whole person was not cleaned up. Now standing in front of the mirror, I have tidied up my hair a little, my short hair is brushed down a little, my ears are clear, I am much thinner than before, and I have obvious dark circles under my eyes.

Old...... Xiao Yi thought to himself.

When I was a student, I was also a grass, and I could play the guitar and compose, but I didn't expect to become like this in society. Xiao Yi looked embarrassed and went inside to pee.

A moment later, footsteps sounded quickly, and a tall man wearing sunglasses came beside him.

The man walked quickly into the bathroom, unbuttoned his trouser chains, let out a long breath, and peed with the momentum of Changhong. Xiao Yi squinted, his gaze moved up slightly, the man tilted his head slightly, and the two looked at each other.

Xiao Yi: "!!! ”

Xiao Yi immediately turned around and said, "You, you, you...... You are ......"

"What are you doing!" The man roared, avoiding it in an instant, Xiao Yi almost urinated on the man's sneakers, and immediately apologized repeatedly, hurriedly turned back, pulled the trouser chain, and wanted to get into the ground.

A minute later, the man washed his hands in front of the mirror with a stupid face.

This person is 1.8 meters, with neat short hair, a resolute and handsome face, and wears casual clothes.

Xiao Yi never thought that he would actually go to the toilet with the male god!! He was dumbfounded, and then reacted instantly, and said in a trembling voice: "Male...... Male god! ”

The man shook his hand, Xiao Yi took out a pen and paper from his bag, and said, "You can give me a ...... Is there a girlfriend to sign up? She loves you a lot. ”

The man took a deep breath, pretended not to hear anything, and quickly washed his hands with hand sanitizer, wiped dry, and wanted to get out of here quickly.

Lu ...... Lu ......" Xiao Yi said, "You are Lu Zhou, right?" My girlfriend is your brainless fan, can you please sign me? ”

Xiao Yi was holding a pen and paper, his heart was beating wildly, Lu Zhou completely ignored him, turned around and left.

Xiao Yi followed behind and begged, saying, "Male god, my girlfriend just finished scolding me and wants to break up with me......"

"Someone!" Lu Zhou strode out of the bathroom and roared.

Someone came out of the corridor, Xiao Yi subconsciously stepped back, and his heart was over. The security guard came, and Lu Zhou almost ate explosives, and said loudly: "How did this person come in!" Why do you let everyone in! Fork it out for me——! ”

The security guard came to fork Xiao Yi out, Lu Zhou took the opportunity to run away, and when the two sides were in chaos, the door opened in an office, and a female voice asked, "Is it Xiao Yi?" ”

"Yes." Xiao Yi finally got a savior, and said inside: "Come in." ”

Xiao Yi was able to break the siege, went in and sat in the office, and took a long breath.

"I just called downstairs." The woman was wearing a suit and a short skirt, and although she was over forty years old, she was well maintained, and introduced herself, "I am Duma's aunt, you can just call me Aunt Du." ”

Xiao Yi smiled busily, knowing that her name was Du Mei, and seeing that she was going to pour water for herself herself, she hurriedly said, "I'll come by myself." ”

"Tell me about yourself." Another man was talking.

"My name is Xiao Yi, hello." Xiao Yi took the water and sat down, and said seriously, "Music editing and production major, four years in the north, twenty-five this year, one year in the morning." ”

Xiao Yi handed over his information and said: "I am unmarried, my parents are not in Beijing, and my dream is to be a musician. ”

Du Mei casually flipped through Xiao Yi's personal information and handed it to her assistant, the two of them read it once, and Xiao Yi said: "I have won several small awards for domestic original music, and I personally prefer the Chinese style type...... There are also ancient flip circles, I used to hear more about it, and I ...... on the Internet"

"Do you have a favorite male star?" Dumay asked again.

"Yes." Xiao Yi smiled, "Brother Tom, actor Li Changzheng, Lu Zhou, and ...... Uncle Daoming, that kind of tough guy style, I like it very much. I'm a fan of porridge, porridge powder, and Lu Zhou, and my girlfriend was brought by me to like him, but ...... Ay. ”

Xiao Yi remembered that he had just met the male god in the bathroom, and he must have left a bad impression on others.

"Do you know how to cook?" The male vice president on the side asked.

"Huh?" Xiao Yi said.

"Let's talk about it." Du Mei smiled and said, "Don't be nervous. ”

Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I can cook a little, Hubei cuisine." ”

"What about Sichuan and Cantonese cuisine?" Dumay asked again.

Xiao Yi said: "Yes...... A little, but it's all made with a rice cooker. ”

Xiao Yi wanted to ask what to do about cooking? With a vague sense of foreboding, Du Mei asked again: "In addition to music, what other hobbies do you usually have?" ”

"Run." Xiao Yi said, "Go online, listen to music, read books...... Watch a movie. ”

"Do you have a girlfriend?" The vice president asked.

Xiao Yi nodded and said, "Just ...... Parted. ”

Du Mei smiled and said, "Whose reason? ”

"Mine." Xiao Yi replied.

Xiao Yi was a little embarrassed, but thinking about it, since the other party was an elder, it didn't matter.

Dumay asked, "Do you know how to drive?" ”

Xiao Yi: "Yes." ”

"The boy is very handsome." The vice president said, "If you have dark circles under your eyes, you should stay up late." ”

"It's not a regular schedule." Xiao Yi said, "I'll pay attention, Xie Luxie." ”

Du Mei said: "I'm very patient, and my temper is good...... Du Mei glanced at the assistant, the assistant didn't speak, and flipped through Xiao Yi's information.

"Tell the truth." Du Mei explained, "We're going to recruit a life assistant for the company's artists, it's up to you." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

"Which artist?" Xiao Yi said.

Du Mei smiled: "Of course I can't tell you now, you need to sign a confidentiality agreement first, be patient, and be willing to hold this job for a long time before we can ask you." Food and accommodation are all-inclusive, with a monthly salary of 8,000, and before tax, there are five insurances and one housing fund. ”

Xiao Yi: "!! ”

"The work can be overwhelming." The vice president said, "Celebrities enter the crew to shoot films, receive advertisements, including daily life, you have to accompany you throughout the whole process, live in a house, occasionally need to drive him when you go out, the driver is sometimes too busy, in the middle of the night, sometimes you have to go out to buy things." ”

"What to say and what not to say, you have to control it, try to talk less and do more, and no matter what the artist does or says, it is not allowed to be announced to the public, let alone posted on the Internet, to the family, to the parents, in short, you can't reveal your profession to anyone, you think about it."

Xiao Yi knows that this kind of job can get close to celebrities, and it is a profession that I don't know how many people in Lu Dao can't ask for, but this kind of profession can't be casually given to a person who comes to apply, and must sign a confidentiality agreement, with compensation, and be sure that it is recommended by a friend, the right person.

Celebrities will appoint relatives and friends they think are reliable as personal assistants, and they will be hired by economic companies, and there are only two possibilities: first, the other party is not very famous; The second is that celebrities are difficult to serve...... No matter how you look at this job, it's not very reliable.

In addition to subsidizing the parents at home, you can also buy a square house a year, if the price does not rise, you can save money to buy a house in Beijing after working hard for about a hundred years. Occasionally, you can follow the stars to get in touch with the legendary high society......

Xiao Yi came out, smoked a cigarette in the corridor, and made a call to his girlfriend, but the phone was still turned off.

"I've figured it out." Xiao Yi returned to the office and said, "Sister Du, I'm willing to try." ”

Du Mei hummed and said, "Pony said that you are a very nice person, you are enthusiastic about everyone, and you are never angry. Let's try it out for a while. ”

Xiao Yi smiled bitterly and nodded, Du Mei prepared the contract, Xiao Yi asked cautiously, "Which star is it?" ”

"Oh." The vice president came over and put the contract on the table and said, "Lu Zhou, he's in the next office." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"