Li Er gave the old fort an idea and asked him to be cheeky and try it at his wife's house. Li Er instructed the old fort: "When you get there, no matter what your wife says, you must hold back, don't talk back, she beats you and scolds you, you don't resist, when she beats enough and scolds enough, her anger will disappear." She'll let you go to her bed. If you want to hug your wife, you have to suffer some grievances. ”

The old fort pushed open the door of his wife's house, looked inside, and was found by his wife, scolding: "What are the thieves looking in?" It's not a good thing at first glance. ”

The old fort smiled and said, "Can't you eat, can't you see it?" He turned around to close the door, but her wife stopped, "What are you doing when you close the door?" Be careful, Li Er, that is your role model. ”

The old battery exclaimed, "You really want to cut me with a knife?" ”

"That's not it, even if the old lady is a rabbit, she will bite if she is in a hurry. Keep the door open, I'm good for you, I run out fast when I get a knife, maybe I don't take a few knives. You have to leave a way out for yourself. She glanced at the old fort in disgust: "It's okay, get out, the old lady still has to go out." ”

"I'm afraid I'm in a hurry to meet my lover."

"Yes, I have a man I like outside, and he's waiting for me outside."

"You can't go out and mess around, and you can't go out and recruit that wild man."

"You can't care! The old lady also called him to the door. I had the freedom to live happily ever after. ”

The old fort was theoretically not his wife's opponent, and he didn't dare to fight with his wife, so he had to sigh and move a horse to sit down, for fear of angering the former wife in front of him, and even more afraid that she would use a kitchen knife to drive people away. He said pitifully: "In the past few years since you left, I have never suffered a woman, and I have been pulling the child to grow up with all my heart, and I look forward to your return every day." ”

"Do you want me to come back and beat me again? Say something quickly, get out of the way if you have nothing. ”

"Something. I've got something. ”

"Say it quickly."

"You see our son is also getting along with Chubby. That night, the two of them got into a quilt and called me to run into each other. Li Er said that it was time to get married to them, looking forward to hugging his grandson as soon as possible. ”

"Yes, you can hug your grandson. I don't like that kind of play, I don't even go out to find my own son, can I count on my grandson? What grandchildren and daughters-in-law, I'm not interested in those things, just talk about it at home. My heart is long dead, and the one I used to be no longer exists. ”

The old fort said: "Anyway, you are a child after all, and I want to move over there to live." ”

"No! This house is my father's inheritance, if it weren't for this family, would I still be alive now? You vacate the house, and the big drum in the village wants to beat my house as far as your shelter is concerned. No way! Soon a man will move in this house, and you will die of your wolf ambition. I don't recognize my son, and I don't hug my grandson, you stinky fish and shrimp. The old lady is not rare, get out of here! ”

The old fort saw that his wife was getting more and more excited, and as he spoke, he went to the kitchen to get a knife, and the old fort saw that the situation was not good. Hurriedly got up, crawled out of the door, and never dared to come back.

Li Er met the old fort on the street. Seeing that he was lying in a panic, his body was walking forward, but his head kept looking back, so he shook his body forward, blocking in front of him, and when the two bodies were about to touch, Li Er deliberately scared him loudly and shouted: "Bah! ”

The old fort patronized and looked back, didn't pay attention to the front, ate Li Ermeng and was not frightened, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and his body touched Li Er's body: "If you want to scare people to death, you can't pay for your life." He clutched his chest.

"Look at this frame, you were kicked out by your wife, right?"

"Not only in a hurry, but she also wants my life with a knife. Think of a way to subdue this old lady. ”

Li Er said: "This little thing is not difficult, isn't it just an old woman, take her down, it's not easy, find a huge leather donkey." They are experts at this. ”

"Aren't you more expert than they are? There's nothing you can't do. ”

"Not now, the shape is not forgiving. I'm a village cadre now, I can't take those crooked doors, so, you go to the seafood restaurant, ask the huge leather donkey three times, you are like this?????" Li Er put his mouth on the ear of the old fort and whispered a few words, and like this, he gave him a crooked plan.

Huge was wiping the bar in his hall, and when he looked up, the old fort walked in with his legs up, followed by a leather donkey. To tell the truth, Da Da looked down on this old bachelor in his heart, and he sarcastically said: "Old Fort, your old man is a rare guest, I'm afraid that this time I'm not here to make trouble again." ”

The leather donkey hurriedly replied: "Huge Wang Ba, Wang Ba is lying on the ground, looking at the people low." My second uncle is also the boss and his father, no matter how bad he is, he is better than a flat-headed commoner. He's here for a treat. ”

"Can't you? Did he invite you? ”

"There is also a Wang Ba who is also invited."

Huge glanced behind the donkey, there was no one behind him, he pointed to his nose and asked, "Is there me too?" ”

"Yes, you're the boss now. Become a useful person. My second uncle has something to ask you to help me come up with. ”

"Mistaken, right? You have to find Li Er to come up with bad ideas, he doesn't have many good eyes, and he has a lot of bad eyes. What is lacking in morality, it is most suitable to find him. ”

Pi Donkey explained: "Li Er said that he is a member of the village committee now, and it is difficult for him to come forward, so he asked my second uncle to come to your old man's house." ”

"Li Er recommended me? Am I still somewhat useful? Okay, let's sit in a small private room, I'll make it simpler, please don't have to spend so much money. However, even Lao Yu is invited, and he is in charge of some things in the village. ”

The donkey nodded and replied: "It's okay, my wife is still the village director, I want to ask for a piece." ”

"Wow, come on. What about Li Er? The old battery asked.

"I'll give him a call." The donkey took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a long time, but no one answered, but he could hear the ringtone. Da Da and Pi Donkey understood, and the two of them pointed to the clinic opened by Liu Xueyin next door at the same time. Huge called Xiaohong to come to the banquet with Li Er.

After a while, Xiaohong came back and said: "The knife on Second Brother Li's chest is inflamed, and Xiao Taohong is guarding him to deliver water." Three bottles, three hours may not be able to lose, he wants to send Sister Little Peach to replace him, do you accept it? She'll be here to help you in a moment. ”

"Hurry, hurry, hurry up and go back to tell Li Er, the old fort has changed hexagrams, and the guest can't be invited." Huge pushed Xiaohong out with his hand, urging her to hurry back to the clinic to spread the word, for fear of attracting his living ancestor who killed people and set fires. After Xiaohong left, she grinned and said, "Good, wow, rotten!" His knife must have festered. This is God's punishment for him. ”

At the banquet, Lao Yuguang drank and didn't speak, Wufeng was a solid eye, and she didn't have a harmful eye, she wanted to help, but she couldn't come up with an idea.

Huge said: "Isn't this thing easy to do, my wife, twist her arms and tie them up, isn't it fast to do that, press it on the bed, work hard for a while, it's over, what does she love, what are you afraid of!" ”

The donkey said, "If you do that, you will have to go out and use your martial arts to knock her unconscious." ”

Lao Yu reprimanded: "Nonsense! The divorced wife, the overlord is forced to bow, that is a crime. A group of legally blind people, drink this glass of wine, and you will discuss it tomorrow. But there is one thing to remember, I can't go beyond the bottom line of the law, I'm leaving. ”

Knowing that Lao Yu was playing tricks, he deliberately sarcastically mocked him: "Lao Yu, last time your uncle was dying, this time it's your second uncle's turn, right?" ”

"Your second uncle is dying!" Old Yu was angry and raised his slap to hit the huge.

Huge had been mentally prepared for a long time, tilted his head to the side, and didn't fight. Lao Yu didn't continue to fight Huge, but scolded him: "Good boy, this fight will be sent here first, and we'll see how Lao Tzu cleans you up another day!" Lao Yu turned around and said: "Wufeng, you can also go home and rest early, a few of them, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, these pieces of materials, there are no serious ideas, these bad things, or let them solve it themselves." ”

The leather donkey also understood at this time, Wufeng was not suitable for this occasion, it stands to reason that the villagers have something to do, they should go to the village committee to reflect, and the village should hold a meeting, and there should be no idlers mixed in. That is, Li Er called the old fort to come over and find a huge move, this trick should be a bad move, and it can't be on the table. But it should be very effective, and the front can't rush up, so it detours from the side. The donkey's thoughts on Li Er were only half right. Where did he and Dada know that Li Er did not come forward because he was next to the fire pond on the mountain at that time, Li Er took the opportunity of the old fort to go out to relieve his hands, and had an agreement with the old fort and his wife not to expose each other's shortcomings and not interfere in each other's internal affairs.

As the saying goes, three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang, until the last crab is eaten, and the huge really comes up with a bitter meat plan, what is the effect, and the next chapter will continue to talk about it. (To be continued......)