According to the method discussed by the three of them, the old fort wrapped his head with a big towel, and sat in front of his wife's door in May and June, humming and chirping, and called the door by the big one, just three or four times, the old fort and his wife came out to open the door, and the big man hurriedly stepped forward to hold the door frame, and said to the door with a smile: "Your old fort fainted in my clinic, the needle was pricked, and the medicine was eaten, I did a good deed and sent him back, tell you, help him in." ”

As he spoke, he bent down to pick up the old fort and was about to enter the room.

"Wait, let me ask, is there any stake in his illness?"

"Yes, he's sick."

"Is it swine erysipelas?"

"Yes, yes"

"So can he take care of himself? Can't be good wow. Bring a sick seedling to my house, and I won't accept it! It's huge, if you don't have a father, you can get your house, call your wife, and enjoy the joy of family every night. ”

"This, this is your man."

"It used to be, but it wasn't. Not to mention that he is not good-looking now, even if he is not sick at all, the old lady will not accept this old waste. "The wife of the old fort is about to close the door.

Huge pushed the door hard, and the old battery took the opportunity to move its body into the doorway. The old fort and her wife were not as energetic as the big one, so she said: "Fang Cai caught four people who were posting small advertisements in the building area, and they are pulling them to the village committee." He grabbed one with one hand, and the other two took the opportunity to run away, hiding at the other end of the building, and the two heads poked out of the corner. ”

It was the duty of the old fort to catch small advertisements, and he didn't know what to do, so he leaned out of the door, looked at the other side of the building, and asked, "Where is it?" ”

"Isn't that right?" His wife pointed to the distance and told him to look, and when most of his body leaned out of the frame, his wife pointed at his ass from behind and kicked him hard. also scolded: "Fuck you!" ”

The old fort was patronizing and looking out, defenseless, and a dog eating was lying on the outside of the door. Huge grabbed over to support the old fort, and there was a "bang" sound of closing the door behind him, and the big and old forts stood outside the door, staring at them with big eyes, stupid. The two returned to the seafood restaurant dejectedly.

The leather donkey looked at the two of them, knowing that last night's plan was yellow, and he was also very helpless.

He said to the donkey, "I knocked on the door." I slammed my grip on the door, and he went in. He questioned the old fort: "You obviously entered the door just now, what are you doing when you come out?" He came out again on his own, who do you blame? It seems that this second meal has to be invited, and it is no wonder that Li Er said that he would invite three meals, which seems to have some truth. ”

As a junior, it is not good for the donkey to blame his uncle too much. I had to put together the mud and said, "Enter the house, enter the house." It's still a small private room, and I'm in for a treat for this meal. Let's play another gong and drum and start another play, and re-study a set of practical plans. ”

Huge said: "If you use a bitter trick again, I'm afraid it won't work, and you can use another set of methods." to work. ”

The wife of the old fort has a name, but it has been forgotten for a long time. In the past, some people habitually called her the Fort family, but now her son is also called Fort after her name. People are not easy to distinguish, for fear of chaos, and they are collectively referred to as the Fort family. It's easy to confuse the two. Everyone in this village knows that it is the wife of the old fort who was divorced before, and the people of the outer village still think that it refers to the daughter-in-law of his son the third fort. In order to distinguish the authenticity from the false, Wu Feng went to the accountant to check the account books, and came out to tell everyone: "The wife of the old fort, her real name is Yu Xiu'e." The only surname in this village, usually no one mentions this surname, and it is gradually forgotten, and in the future, everyone calls her name. ”

At noon on this day, Yu Xiu'e had breakfast, and took advantage of the cool weather to go to the vegetable market to buy a watermelon to cool off. In the market, the widow granddaughter who was carrying watermelons and the kidnappers, and the old woman who married the county magistrate of Hong County, a meat seller last year, muttered and whispered to each other, as if Yu Xiu'e inquired about widow Sun's life after remarrying, whether she was happy or not. Looking at Widow Sun's smug expression, she must have been hungry with her upper and lower mouths, and she was very satisfied.

The third fat man was a good man, and he took the initiative to lean over and straighten his ears, wanting to hear what the two old gangsters had to say. Widow Sun said, "Three fat people, what are you listening to?" This is a woman's secret. ”

"I'm a woman, too."

Yu Xiu'e said: "What do you listen to, what can you do if you can't pull it out of your ears?" ”

The three fat men laughed and said, "It's better if you can't pull it out, I wish I could tell it to stay in it for a while." ”

Widow Sun pushed the three fat men and said with a smile: "A natural yellow woman." It's not enough to have Huang Siyan, the people of the fort can't eat a bite all these years, aren't you guarding the people and saying short words? How sad it was for her. She glanced at Yu Xiu'e's warm and angry face and persuaded her: "It's really not good, just marry again." I was also thinking about the old love before, I was afraid that the dead ghost underground would not be happy, and I stayed up for many years, and then I figured it out, looking at the young men and women on the street, hooking shoulders and backs, kissing and hugging in front of everyone. Look at those men and women with the same order, wives and men, both pair to catch up with the store, you respect me, there is talk and laughter, say now, the two of them are cool enough outside, the two of them go home and lie on the bed, how beautiful! I miss a man at night, so I stretch out my hand and pull it over and start it, and I can't stay up at all, and I don't accept the slightest compromise. Life is short, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and no one can stop it. Fame is important, but it's not as good as having a man hold it in his arms. Besides, this new society doesn't like widowhood. ”

The third fat man interrupted Widow Sun's words and didn't let her continue to talk: "It's wrong, her man is not dead." Isn't it better to remarry than to remarry? The old fort is in such good health, maybe you can come three or four times a night. ”

Yu Xiu'e grabbed Bai San Fat Man and said: "Three sentences don't leave the bank, go around and around, and then turn to the next thing, you won't think about anything else?" A natural female yellow species! ”

The three fat men laughed for a while, laughed enough, and said self-deprecatingly: "I was born with this mouthful, and I can't sleep at night without men." ”

Xiao Taohong heard the last words of the three fat men, poked her head over, and asked a little strangely: "Three fat men, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing?" ”

"You say that a man and a woman sleep in a quilt and don't sleep at night, what can they do? Old lady, I still don't understand, what haven't you done? Play stupid, that's fun! It was windy and rainy every night, but they didn't dare to admit it outside. She shook her head: "Hypocrisy, hypocrisy, selling tofu?????"

With a satisfied smile, the third fat man happily continued to sell her tofu.

Yu Xiu'e asked the three fat men to stir up like this, her mood was heavy, and she had no intention of chatting with Widow Sun anymore, the two nodded to each other, signaling them to disperse, and wanted to go home to cool off. At this moment, I suddenly heard someone shouting: "Hurry up, flash away, you can't stop the car!" ”

When the two women looked back, a man riding a new three-wheeled electric car hit the two of them straight away! It's too late, it's too soon. The two women hurriedly dodged in both directions, and the tricycle scurried past them. Yu Xiu'e Bi Jing is a few years younger, deaf and clear-sighted, seeing that things are not good, she dodged in time and retreated, not injured. And Widow Sun is too old, and the other is that she is happy to reminisce about the little things in the night, and she is careless in Jingzhou, although she also retreated half a step back in time, but she was still three autumns, and called the tricycle to smack her thighs, not only the outside of her thighs were purple, but also her pants were torn open a big hole.

Li Er ran out of the office, squatted down, and checked the outer thigh of Widow Sun, it's okay, it doesn't matter. said seriously: "I've been out for a while, it's okay, go home and eat a piece of pig's head meat to make up for it." Turn around, let me see if the inner thigh hurts? ”

Li Er said, holding the gap on Widow Sun's pants with both hands, then looked at the red pants inside, and reached into his hand, pretending to pick Widow Sun's pants.

Widow Sun hurriedly bent down, covered the tears of her pants with both hands, and said angrily, "You are a villain." ”

Lao Cuihua came over to pull Li Er, Li Er straightened up, smiled, and said to the crowd around: "It's okay, I didn't hurt anyone, let's get busy." ”

County Magistrate Hong heard from a person who was rushing to the market that her wife caused a tricycle to crash, so she hurriedly ran out to see it, and hurriedly asked, "Are you okay?" Let me see. ”

Widow Sun just called Li Eryi to make it bad, she was a little embarrassed, she covered the hole in her pants with her hand, and said shyly: "Don't look at it, with so many people, let's go home and take a slow look." ”

Li Erjian said: "See how decent it is here!" Tell everyone to look at the red pants they are wearing. ”

Everyone burst into laughter, and someone coaxed behind them, "Look at it! Let's take a look at the big white legs!"

"Yes, yes."

"Good, good, support, support!"

The crowd echoed the mention of the man behind him. Widow Sun's face turned red at the base of her ears. When everyone saw that she was shy, they all laughed proudly. When everyone had laughed enough, County Magistrate Hong asked, "What about the electric tricycle that hit people?" If you catch him, you have to clean him up! ”

Only then did everyone think of the tricycle, and hurriedly looked in the direction of the tricycle, it didn't matter, everyone shouted in unison, what did the villagers see? What everyone saw was: the old fort was crooked under the wall, his face was covered with blood, his body was soft, motionless, and he had fainted early in the morning. (To be continued......)