Xiao Taohong doesn't buy Li Er's account, and Li Er can't do anything about her. I had to let it go, let her go, and coaxed her with good words: "Let's dissipate my anger first, didn't Xiaoyan say it, tell me to invite your guest, okay, then please have a meal first, and then talk about it, at noon today, in the small elegant room of the seafood building, come to meet with a lover." Walking! ”

"It's not serious, I'll go and clean it first, and then it's not too late."

It is said that Li Er and Xiao Taohong released their suspicions. Originally, the two of them were heart-to-heart, there was no big Mao Dun, the woman was easy to coax, three or two good words, and the coaxing was turned around. When the two of them left the office, they saw many people running outside the farmer's market, Li Er was startled, pulled Xiao Taohong, and pushed her into the office door. If you look closely at the market, there is no fire, no smoke, and there is no earthquake when you touch the walls of the office. Even if nothing happened, did these people commit mad cow disease and run away?

Li Er stretched out his hand to stop Da Heizi and asked him, "These people are running out of the ball, wow, what happened in the market?" ”

Da Heizi said excitedly: "They all ran out to see the excitement." ”

"Watching the excitement? Is there a business outside? I didn't hear the trumpet, wow. Xiao Taohong asked from behind Li Er.

Da Heizi said: "Let's go to the cornucopia to see the excitement." ”

"I said earlier that I would have a three-day holiday, and I know about this, and the two brothers who love Da Ai help their wives sell vegetables in the market every day, and I asked them that it is normal for the unit to rest."

"Today, on the fourth day, the door is still open, which causes panic. It's not almost ten o'clock, long past the time when the cornucopia normally opens. However, there was no one inside, and no movement could be heard. ”

"What about the other two, is the door open?"

"The cash cow and the golden house, although the door is open, there is no office, and there is no storage."

Li Er asked hurriedly: "Don't you let you take the money when it is due?" ”

"Probably. We don't know the specifics. I didn't have a lot of money to put in it, and I couldn't figure out the mystery. ”

Huang Siyan rushed over and was about to open his mouth. Li Er instructed him: "Go to the counter and inform that anyone who rents our counter is not allowed to leave the farmers' market." The stall owners are asked to stick to their jobs and not to go out to see the excitement. Who doesn't listen, don't sell things at the counter today. All will be surrendered and treated as a breach of contract, not only the beach owner himself, but also his wife and children at home, and they are not allowed to go to the onlookers to join in the fun. The three fat people, Lao Cuihua, and you. Li Er pulled Xiao Taohong from behind him to the front: "A few of you went to give a notice, supervised the tenants' every move, and found that someone was making a fool of themselves in the market." Just get him out, you can't let a few people even mess up our farmer's market. ”

Huang Siyan moved in response to the sound and went to the seafood area, vegetable area, meat area, and poultry egg area in the market to make notices. Li Er turned around and returned to the office. Call Liu Xueyin: "Look at your huge family, and Xiaohong, have more eyes, don't walk around." The seafood restaurant closes at noon today. Don't go out to see the excitement. ”

Liu Xueyin cried on the phone and asked Li Er for help: "Come over and help the handle, it's crazy!" I'm making trouble at home. Don't say you don't call it open. Even if you open the door, you won't be able to do business. Huge holding a kitchen knife, turning around inside and outside the door, who is not afraid when he sees it? The two eyes were red, and they didn't recognize anyone. His godfather is guarding him, for fear that he will go out and cause great trouble. Xiaohong, I also told her to go to the donkey's restaurant and hide. ”

Li Er put down the phone, took three steps and made two steps, and one step turned into a half-walk. In a hurry, I came to the door of the seafood building, only to see that the iron door was closed, and the leather donkey was already waiting outside the door. Seeing Li Er running over, he hurriedly stepped forward and reported to Li Er: "It's crazy, it's making trouble inside, let's go in and take a look." ”

Li Er said: "Second Master Pi, go in with me, see that things are not good, take a hand, let's catch him first, press him on the ground, tie his hands and feet with a rope, and then enlighten carefully." He is innocent, why is he crazy? A few days ago, I sang a little song, and when I came out and went in, Peng people would laugh, which one is this singing today? ”

"The great shoko of Beizhuang, go from here, and tell him that the cornucopia has collapsed, and all the money saved in it has been lost. The boss had already absconded to the island country on the other side of the ocean with the money, and said that there was a war going on in that small country, and the two factions were fighting each other with guns, the president was beating the prime minister, the minister was beating the governor, the man was beating his wife, the wife was incapable, and if she couldn't beat outsiders, she would beat the neighbor's children. The island country became a mess, and the boss of the cornucopia wanted to go there to avoid the limelight, but he didn't want to fall into the mud, and he couldn't come back if he wanted to. When he heard this evil news, he was in a hurry and lost his mind, so he went crazy. ”

Li Er asked Liu Xueyin: "It's you who should be crazy." ”

Liu Xueyin glanced at Li Er affectionately: "If it weren't for you, I would not only be crazy, but maybe I would have died in this scene." ”

Although the donkey is brave, he heard that he is really crazy this time, and he still has some confidence in subduing him. He knew that he knew that he would do some qigong, and if he started to do it and hurt himself, it would be bad luck for himself! It is often said on TV that if a nervous disorder hits someone, the court does not sentence him, but only gives some medical expenses. Now that the huge family has become worthless, where will the money come from to pay for medical expenses? If his family had money, could he still be crazy? He's certainly not crazy! I'm still singing his little songs around. People are poor and short-minded, horses are thin and long, and the most difficult thing in the world is to be poor, if you don't have money, you have to die, and the life of a person without money is worthless. I haven't heard of any news of a kidnapping called Hanako outside. The bodyguard protects the person, the actual guarantee is the money of the insured, which poor bastard in the world, begging everywhere, followed by a group of beauties and bodyguards?

Li Er looked back at the frightened leather donkey behind him, and scared him: "It's not light to be crazy this time, you listen to my orders, look at the situation is not good, I shouted, you quickly flee out, so as not to tell him to chop, there is no work-related injury here, and it cannot be reimbursed." ”

The leather donkey nodded frequently, even more frightened, followed behind Li Er, and just entered the door, only to hear Li Er shouting in front of him: "My mother, kill someone, run back!" ”

The leather donkey didn't know that Li Er was making a bad, and he hadn't seen what had happened in the house, and he heard Li Er howling like a pig, first protecting his head with both hands, turning around and jumping out of the door, in a panic, he only cared about holding his head with both hands, and forgot to throw away the kitchen knife in his hand, and scratched it on the scalp above his forehead, and opened a hole, not big or small, bright red blood, flowing down the forehead to the face, the leather donkey didn't feel pain at the time, but felt that there was something on the face crawling from top to bottom, and immediately wiped it with his hand, and it became a big flower face, and those who watched the excitement outside, Thinking that the huge cut the donkey, but didn't know that the donkey was self-harming, some people shouted: "The huge kills!" The crowd scattered and fled, and the frightened children, covering their eyes, cried.

In the house, Da Da sat on a chair, and his godfather was looking at each other, competing for internal strength. Neither of them blinked, four hands grabbed the edge of the table, no one was afraid of whom, on the table in front of the two, there was a kitchen knife in front of each other, Li Er saw this scene, went straight into the kitchen, took out two cucumbers, put them in front of the two, and announced: "Internal strength competition, one to one." In the second game, the knife skills are contested, and the cucumber shreds are cut, and the one who is even wins. Li Er looked at the faces of the two, and slashed down between the two: "Begin!" ”

The two of them grabbed the kitchen knife in front of each other at the same time and cut the cucumber, and there was a sudden sound of chopping vegetables in the room. Taking advantage of the two of them cutting vegetables, Li Er put his mouth on Liu Xueyin's ear, whispered a few words, Liu Xueyin turned around and went upstairs, and took down a piece of paper in a while. After the cucumber shreds were cut, Li Er carefully inspected them: "The two contestants, the knife work is flat, regardless of whether it is up or down, and the knife is closed." Clean the table, the third game, the tiebreaker game, the last game, which player wins, is the winning player, the loser is called the winner's godfather. ”

Li Er said this, picked up the two kitchen knives in his hand, handed them to Xiaohong in the distance, signaled her to hide the knives quickly, and pulled the cucumber shreds on the table to the other side of the table. At this time, Liu Xueyin handed the paper to Li Er, Li Er didn't look at it, and put the side of the paper with words on the table, announcing: "The two players draw fists, rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will recognize the words first." ”

The two of them began to make punches.

"Two bottles per person." It is a common thing for the two of them to draw fists, the two of them are no strangers to their respective routines, there are losses and wins, less than half an hour, each person in front of the liquor, one person only has one bottle left. The old man was not convinced, rolled up his sleeves and fought again, and when the four bottles of wine bottomed out, the two of them were crooked on the table, lying motionless.

Li Er beckoned people and carried the two to their respective bedrooms to fall asleep, a farce, and this was the end. Liu Xueyin wiped the cold sweat on his head and beckoned to Xiaohong: "You go and call Second Master Pi to come over for a drink, and I'll go to the kitchen to stir-fry." ”

The donkey had already asked Wufeng to sprinkle a packet of crystallized medicine noodles on his head, and his face was also cleaned. Seeing Xiaohong coming to invite him to eat and drink, after inquiring, he knew that Li Er had already subdued the huge and did not need to shoot a single shot, and secretly admired Li Er's wisdom and courage in his heart, and knew that the danger had been eliminated, so he gladly accepted the invitation and followed Xiaohong to the seafood restaurant to eat and drink.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, the celebration banquet is not over, Liu Xueyin is not worried about the huge upstairs, and asked Xiaohong to go up and take a look, it doesn't matter, Xiaohong is crying wolf upstairs and shouting: "Come on, it's not good, Boss Pang committed suicide by drinking dichlorvos!" (To be continued......)