Xiaohong's shout didn't matter, and the nest immediately exploded downstairs. Several people rushed upstairs first, Li Er was the first to rush into the bedroom, and saw the huge, half of his upper body lying on the bed, his head pulled under the edge of the bed, holding a dichlorvos bottle in his hand, and humming like an old pig.

Liu Xueyin asked urgently: "Donkey, what I poured into the bottle I gave you was chicken soup?" ”

The leather donkey smiled and said: "It's the chicken soup, it's the yellow urine soup that comes out after the second master drinks the chicken soup!" ”

Xiaohong scolded him: "Donkey, shameless, you are really bad." ”

The donkey clapped his hands and laughed: "That year, these two thieves and eight lambs, when I asked for them, designed to trick me into hanging. As a result, the huge king Ba, while I was pretending to be dead, asked me to eat artificial respiration made of his phlegm, which I can remember in my heart. This time, I was able to repay with urine soup and avenge the arrow in front of me, which is great, great! It's a joy to me. The sky, the earth, the evil air has pressed my heart for more than ten years, and I have finally been rewarded. ”

The leather donkey was elated, squatted down and asked, "How does it taste after drinking Pi Ye's artificial chicken soup?" These two times of chicken soup is the world's first sobering soup, a big supplement! ”

Huge came to his senses and sniffed the bottle in his hand again, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the bottle fell to the ground. Liu Xueyin was not at ease, bent down to pick up the bottle and smelled it, the smell was overwhelming, and it was true that the old man peed on the soup! At that time, "wow" spit out the seafood and ate it in one bite. As soon as he smelled the smell, he couldn't hold it anymore, his stomach bulged, his mouth opened, and he vomited "wow", and in an instant, inside and outside the house, the smell was sky-high, Xiaohong and Li Er pinched their noses and ran out of the house, running to the small living room to hide.

Liu Xueyin scolded the donkey and said: "I'm afraid that the big will be short-sighted, so I asked you to brush up the dichlorvos bottle and put some chicken soup left over from your family's cooked roast chicken, why did your kid replace it with your donkey urine?" What is it that Cheng wants to kill people? ”

The leather donkey explained, and came to an unreasonable point: "It is indeed chicken soup, but it has just gone through my body." I condensed it a bit. Isn't it often said on TV that concentrated chicken soup is a high-quality product! ”

Liu Xueyin scolded him: "According to your logic, this is easy to do, every night I will get you a urine jar of condensed Wang Ba soup, send it over for free, and let you two drink enough every day!" This Wang Ba soup, which is concentrated by the old lady's body, is more nutritious, and it is the best of the best, and it is the best of the best. Guaranteed supply, never stop stocking. You must be a donkey! ”

Liu Xueyin laughed and scolded viciously, provoked Xiaohong to cover her mouth, and couldn't help but turn her head and laugh. Liu Xueyin was still puzzled, and finally said: "After drinking the sobering soup condensed by the old lady's body, I will ensure that you will not get drunk every day for the rest of your life!" ”

There is a reason for the incident, two days ago, Liu Xueyin and Xiaohong went to the farmers' market to buy vegetables, and saw Li Er commanding Siyan and a few security guards. I used a sprayer to spray a few sycamore trees in the courtyard to kill insects, so I went up and said: "At the foot of my bed, there is still half a bottle of dichlorvos, which is left over from last year's mosquito control." I'll send it over in the afternoon, and you'll do it. ”

Li Er shook his hand and said: "This kind of hanged ghost on the tree, you can't use dichlorvos, only the dimethoate can destroy it." You're well fed. I also dared to put dichlorvos under the bed, quickly went back and flushed it into the sewer, and asked Pi Erye to pour some chicken soup and put it inside. If you vomit with you again, you will pretend to drink medicine to scare him, are you afraid that he will provoke you again? ”

Xiaohong smiled at that time, thinking that Li Er's joke was level, but she didn't expect that the speaker was unintentional, and the listener was intentional. Liu Xueyin really did what Li Er said, and concocted it in the same way, and it really came in handy today, saving a huge life and allowing him to escape the catastrophe. It's just that the chicken soup is called the leather donkey to replace it with urine soup, and it is called to drink it in a large drunk, although the taste is not good, but the decanting effect is wonderful.

Da Da immediately woke up and drunk, rolled on the bed again and again, and shouted loudly: "Take the rope, I'm going to hang myself, the money is gone, the factory shares, and this seafood restaurant, all surnamed Li, penniless, my wife also called Li Er to sleep, became the eighth king, I live in this world, what else do I have to do?" It's not interesting, it's better to die and be a hundred. ”

Xiaohong covered her mouth with a hand towel, cleaned the dirty things in the house, opened the door, opened the window, twisted the fan to the highest level, fanned the wind outside, and brought air fresheners to spray in every corner of the house, even under the bed, in the shoes she was wearing.

Li Er called the donkey, and the two of them took the huge and dragged them on the sofa in the small living room to sit down. Liu Xueyin made a pot of strong tea, asked Dada to drink it, and wiped his head and face with a wet towel.

The leather donkey teased him: "Huge Wang Ba, you die yours, your wife is wrapped around me, anyway, one sheep is also driven, two sheep are also released, multiple wives are not tight, big deal, I have to work harder, I dare not say more, two wives take turns to fight, my iron body, can still cope with it." ”

The donkey pretended to slap his rib-baring chest a few times.

Xiaohong laughed at him and said, "I still have two wives, my own wife, it's not bad to see it steadily." ”

The leather donkey pulled the donkey's neck, and he was still unconvinced: "It's okay with the two wives, plus you, beat the child on a rainy day, take advantage of the effort, and focus on the key points." ”

"I'm tired of you!" Little Red Airway.

"It's okay, I'm tired, ask Li Er for help."

Huge was in a bad mood, and he didn't listen to the leather donkey's poor mouth, so he got up and looked around for a rope to hang himself. How could Xiaohong have already cleaned up the ropes, scissors, rat poison and other things that can kill people upstairs. Huge looking for death everywhere and couldn't die, he was in a hurry, and he inadvertently lowered his head, and found the piece of paper that Li Er wanted to ask him to recognize, took it in his hand, pasted the red seal of the cornucopia on his face, and muttered: "Cornucopia, cornucopia, you don't give me a treasure, you gather my huge life." As he spoke, tears welled up, so he didn't feel sad.

Li Er asked, "Who did you deposit the money to?" ”

"Cornucopia, there is no contract for this, and there is a big red seal as proof."

Li Er said: "No, what I remember is the real cornucopia, your big red seal seems to be engraved with a cornucopia, not a cornucopia, take a closer look." ”

He wiped his tears, held the piece of paper in both hands, and looked at it carefully several times, only then did he see: "Yes, what Li Er said is good." The big red seal is indeed engraved with a cornucopia, not a cornucopia. What the hell is going on? ”

Li Eryi spread his hands: "There are a lot of such doors in the city, maybe it was a mistake in the engraving of the seal." Maybe this cornucopia has collapsed, and the cornucopia of people is doing a good business, but it is not a family at all. ”

Li Er continued: "Big package, please invite me for a meal of seafood, ensure you, the family wealth is in place, only a lot more." Even the factory shares, with this seafood building, all for you to get back. But there is one case, this time the face is too big, and Wang Ba wants to stew a big one, more than five catties. ”

The leather donkey joked: "The five-pound king is hard to find, and the ancestor of the king is directly put into the pot, how affordable, look at the arms and legs of this king, how strong, and on this king's body, you see, there is a lot of meat." He patted his massive back, so he said.

Liu Xueyin scolded: "My family is huge, and you are the old Wangba, then you are the eighth lamb of the king, and you are the cub of the old Wangba, then you have to call me my mother." ”

"It's okay to call your mother, let me eat milk first." The leather donkey was even more brazen, stretched out his neck, opened his big mouth, and arched his head towards Liu Xueyin's chest. (To be continued......)