Li Er sat opposite the visitor in the small private room of the seafood building. Asked: "Have you ever heard of Wang Ba soup in the seafood restaurant?" ”

"I've heard of the name of the seafood restaurant, but I've never been in. I saw it today, and I felt that it was nothing more than that. The eyes of the visitors circled around the hall of the seafood restaurant, dripping and turning. After looking at the elder, he said: "The seafood restaurant looks good on the surface, but I don't know how to cook?" ”

"Want to eat? Want to have a treat? Li Er looked at the pockets of the people who came, and deliberately threw stones to ask for directions.

The person who came said, "Please don't invite you, it depends on your watch." If the money is returned, it is not impossible to take out a hundred yuan to invite you to eat. ”

Li Er laughed heartily, tilting his neck and laughing enough. With a contemptuous eye, he glanced at the person a few times. With a snap of her fingers, Xiaohong pushed the door in, put the tea on the table, and turned around.

The man took out a ballpoint pen from his pocket, drew a circle in the middle of his own forehead, pointed to his circle and said, "I am Erlang God, you are playing tricks in front of me." I have three eyes, and I can see all kinds of intrigues clearly. ”

Li Er drew the gourd in the same way, picked up the man's ballpoint pen, drew a bush of beard on his chin, and said, "I am the Lord of Yama who can't be steamed or cooked." Specializes in judging life and death. ”

The two knew each other. They looked at each other for a few seconds, and each laughed.

Li Er poured tea for the two of them and said, "You came from afar, drink a cup of tea and rest first." I'll sort out Niu Er's bad debts first, and see if I can squeeze out your money. How much money do you have? ”

"One hundred thousand." The person who came handed a copy of the IOU to Li Er.

Li Er pushed the copy aside and said, "Your account is behind, even if you eat noodles, you have to talk about first-come, first-served, right?" ”

Li Er said, took out a small notebook from his pocket, and then took out a large handful of slips from another pocket and put them all on the table. Asked, "Are you literate?" Without waiting for someone to answer, he continued: "Look at it, these are the IOUs that Niu Er usually makes, and there are more than a dozen of them." Yesterday he gave me a million dollars and told me to pay him all the bills. Whether this million is enough or not depends on the specific situation of my calculations. ”

The person who came stole a glance at the IOUs that Li Er took out, and there were about fifteen of them. If you look at the amount carefully, most of them are eighty or ninety thousand.

Li Er was not in a hurry, holding a ballpoint pen and rubbing it on his scalp. Slowly, I registered those IOUs one by one in the notebook. After writing one, it is customary to put a check mark on the IOU.

After drinking three cups of tea, Li Er registered all the strips on the table, slowly sorted out the strips, put them on the table, and then counted the numbers on the book one by one, using a ballpoint pen. On the reverse side of the book,Use the vertical form of elementary school students to calculate addition.,Add it one by one.。 In the end, the result was 10,000 yuan. That's enough for a million. Li Er shook his head and said, "It's a pity, it's really not a coincidence." Man. I'm afraid your money won't be settled this time. Next time, I'll give you a first, what do you think? ”

The person who came said anxiously: "The first next time." Where is it compared to the end of this time. Let's see, can you move those customers who are not in a hurry back and count my 130,000? ”

Li Er said casually: "This is not good. Those people will have opinions. To tell you the truth, Niu Er can buy and sell this hammer, in his farm, except for the dozens of lean pigs, other livestock, but they have all been disposed of, so he made up this money, as for when there will be money in the future, it is difficult to say. Isn't it said that there are thousands of families, and those with hair don't count. People have given me a salute, and it's not appropriate to move them back. ”

"I'm invited at noon today, eat seafood restaurant!" The person who came hurriedly gave Li Er a reassuring pill to eat.

Li Er said helplessly: "Then let's see, let's do our best."

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. Xiaohong came in to deliver water, Li Er swung his chin, Xiaohong understood, the persuasion of the sweet brother and sister opened the wine, the person who came couldn't resist the temptation, at first he drank half a cup and half a cup, and then he became bold, and drank three glasses of wine with Xiaohong, his face was sallow, and cold sweat came down. In this way, he still remembered the account, and repeatedly asked Li Er to register the account for him in the small book just now.

Li Er stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the strip and see the number." ”

The person who came handed the copy to Li Er. Li Er didn't look at the copy, so he threw it on the ground, and said madly with the strength of wine: "Lao Tzu is serious, the copy is not good, I want the original." ”

The person who came hesitated for a moment, took out the original from his wallet, and reluctantly handed it to Li Er. Li Er's eyes were hazy, and he looked at the notes carefully, and when he confirmed that they were true, he took out the small notebook in his pocket and spread out the strips, I don't know why, this time he changed his method, before drinking, he registered those strips, he first wrote them down in the notebook, and then put the check mark on the strips, and this time he first put the check mark on the strips, and then wrote them down in the notebook.

When someone came to see Li Er putting a check mark on his strip, he felt that something was wrong, and when he wanted to stop it, Li Er had already finished drawing the deadly check mark on the strip. He had no choice but to say: "Although the check mark is on the slip, the money has not been paid." ”

Li Er nodded and said, "That's that, it's not okay to pay the bill." In order to prove that he didn't deliberately deceive, Li Er took out all the strips with the right marks just now, showed them to the visitor, and said: "I registered like this, whether it is Dayu or Erlang God, I treat everyone equally." Pack it all! No, it's a one-size-fits-all approach. ”

The leather donkey came, and as soon as he sat down, Li Er stood up and said: "I'll go and get the money, you put the slip away, take the money and leave later, remember one thing, don't say that I moved you to the front, those who asked for money, one by one, gave me gifts." He patted the donkey on the shoulder and introduced: "This is the leather boss opposite, who runs a roast chicken shop, a rich family, you two drink well, I will come when I go." ”

Li Er staggered to the bar and said to Xiaohong: "Wait a while to call someone to settle the bill, he has a treat." With that, he walked in the direction of the bank.

The donkey drank wholeheartedly, but the person who came couldn't sit still, he urged: "Boss Pi, the wine is almost drunk, Boss Li just now said to get the money, why didn't he come back?" ”

The donkey looked out the door. There was no shadow of Li Er, so he comforted him: "Li Er is Pangu's father, maybe Pangu is in trouble at work, and he asked his father to give him ideas, and this situation is also some." Didn't you just say that you were the god of Erlang? Take the third eye on your forehead and see if you will find him? ”

Before the donkey's words fell, Xiaohong came in and said, "Second Master Li has already come back, drunk, and looking around for the door of the seafood restaurant." ”

The donkey ran out to take a look, but it was not good. Li Er sat outside the door of the seafood restaurant, touching the ground of the seafood restaurant with both hands, and there were words in his mouth, and no one could hear what was said.

The people who came came together with the donkey put Li Er into the small private room. When Li Er saw the visitor, he seemed to understand a lot, pointed to the person and said, "Money?? It's gone, boss, I'll send it to you in a while. You just wait patiently. Don't forget, settle the bill when you go. ”

Xiaohong came in and asked, "Boss Li, someone outside told you to drink, can you do it?" ”

"What? Tell me to go for a drink? Wow. I'm going to get drunk today. Let's go out and drink. Li Er stepped forward and grabbed the hand of the comer, dragged it out.

The person hurriedly excused himself and said, "You go and drink, I still have to wait here to get the money." ”

Li Er pointed to the donkey and said, "Ask him to take the money for you first." When we're done drinking, come back and take it from him, won't we? ”

"It's better for me to take the money myself. Go drink it. Someone came and helped Li Er out of the small room. Close the door gently. In it, he and the donkey began to drink tea, trying to clear their minds and save money later and count the wrong money.

Look at the sun setting, the people who went out to work, one after another, went home one after another, and there was no shadow of the proprietress, the people were in a hurry, and they were about to jump up and lose their temper, but the donkey shouted happily: "Wow, the boss is finally here!" ”

The visitor took a closer look at the door of the seafood restaurant, and saw a chubby woman, with a face full of meat, pushing an iron cart that sold pigs into the water, came to the door of the seafood restaurant, put the car down, and went straight to the seafood restaurant.

Xiaohong hurriedly greeted him and said, "Boss Hongxinghong, you are here, the person who came to ask for the account has been waiting for you in the small private room for a long time, come in." ”

Hongxing snorted, kicked the gap in the door of the small private room with her foot, and asked when she entered, "What account?" Is there a sliver? ”

Hongxing said, putting the plastic bag she used to sell pigs to collect money on the table.

Looking at the oily, dirty plastic bag of red apricots, the zippers on it were all rotten, and the brows of the visitor immediately wrinkled. Through the open opening, the visitor saw that in the bag, except for a few hundred-dollar bills, the rest were all five yuan, two yuan, and then some corner tickets. Think about it, how much money can a pig seller earn in an afternoon?

The person who came handed the copy to Hongxing, but Hongxing didn't look at it, so he threw the copy on the ground and said, "This thing is not good, take that real note." ”

Good guy, you're an expert. The person who came showed the original to Hongxing. Hongxing glanced at the strip and asked, "The strip is real, but I have to ask, what kind of money is this?" I know the expenditure of the farm, it is nothing more than the money for feed and piglets, and every expenditure will be accompanied by an invoice, which is not indicated as feed, nor is it indicated that the piglets are not invoiced, and there is no invoice, so how can I give you money? Also, I have to ask, where did you get this son? ”

The man said, "You don't care where the slip came from, you owe me money in my hands." Look, this is an IOU, and it will be valid for many years. You know? ”

"Don't talk about calling mom, it's useless to call me my mother. See? I've already paid for this piece, and I've paid for all the strips I've paid, and I've made a check mark with a ballpoint pen, and I want to cheat money, and I don't look at what the old lady does? Hongxing said angrily, tore the strip in his hand in half, and threw it to the visitor.

The person who came was dizzy from drinking just now, and now he is awakened by the wine. 130,000 is not a small number. It doesn't matter if you want money for someone or not, it's okay if the strip is there, as long as there is a strip, you can go through the legal process, but now it's fucking good, the strip is torn in half, not to mention, and there is a terrible match on it. This??? How do you explain this time?

Hongxing didn't say hello to anyone, held her head high, and left.

The person who came was just about to get angry, and he didn't want Li Er to stumble back, and asked, "I saw the boss and his mother leave just now, can I give you the money?" ”

"Not a single cent." The head of the person who came drooped and said weakly.

"Why don't you give money?"

"The boss said that the money on the slip has been paid, and it's not your troublemaker, so put a check on the slip and call the boss and his mother. You're hurting me. ”

Li Er slapped the table vigorously and shouted, "There is no such bullying in the world!" I typed the check mark on the strip, I don't deny it, the lawsuit will be held, and I will testify against you. ”

After a pause, Li Er asked, "Where's the strip?" Let me see. ”

The person who came tore the red apricot in half just now showed it to Li Er, his hand was not loose, Li Er reached out and grabbed it, and the two of them grabbed it invisibly, and the strip was torn in half.

The donkey said, "It's okay, it's okay." I can prove that the strip was torn by Second Master Li and the two of you. ”

I didn't ask for any money, and the strip was torn in half, and I was bitter in my heart. Hurriedly went to the bar, asked Xiaohong to take the glue, and dipped the strip on a piece of white paper. I don't know if Xiaohong has intentions or what, she applied half a bottle of glue to the strips, three and two, soaked the strips, and then collaged them with her hands, moving back and forth, and the strips became a ball of paper paste. I know that it is an IOU, I don't know what is written, I can't understand what is written, the words written by Niu Er are twisted and twisted, and before I tear it, I can generally see that it is an IOU, and now it is stained on a piece of paper, dislocated up and down, and it looks like a book from heaven, who can recognize it?

The person who came had a bitter face, more than his mother died, and his appearance was even more ugly at that time. Walking out, Xiaohong chased after him and shouted, "Check out, what are you running." ”

?????? (To be continued......)