Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Man Shall Live a Happy Life
What's even more incredible to me is that when the bus arrived, the one who gave me trouble for an afternoon and a night, and later even encountered ** roadblocks, He Xiaotong, who had been silent, kept his head down after being saved by my hero, actually touched a shock baton from his pocket when he got on the bus.
That's right, a stun stick.
It's a terrifying pocket weapon the size of a palm, with two small raised forks on its head like a slingshot, and two metal conductors on it that emit mysterious sparks from time to time. It is said that the minimum voltage of this thing is 1,300 volts, and it can kill all living things, including **, in an instant.
And I can't imagine at all, what kind of psychology would make He Xiaotong carry such a terrifying thing with him? Who is she guarding against? Anytime it may be? Or the ** in the family?
Of course, the biggest possibility, both, right?
Facing my surprised expression, He Xiaotong showed a very bad happy smile. It seems to be laughing at my previous meddling, and it seems to be threatening and intimidating me, and if you take advantage of it in the future, you have to be careful of electric shocks and other clouds. Under the horrified gaze of the passengers on the bus, she triumphantly waved her stun baton at me, and then made her way through the retreating crowd, easily finding a seat and sitting down.
Beckoning to me, the bus finally left with the terrible witch.
Looking at me from the car window, He Xiaotong waved his hand and seemed to say something, but I didn't hear it.
"Shhhh......h
Everything that happened today is challenging the bottom line of my view of the world, and I admire myself very much for being able to persist and not go crazy. Turning my head to look at the happy wide-eyed Ding Ding on my left hand, I was glad that she was able to forget what she was angry about in five seconds.
The little one seems to have slept to his heart's content, and is now curious about the bustling city life of the Anthropocene. The little head shook from side to side to look at the vehicles coming and going, and Ding Ding expressed his incomprehension of how fast these big iron shells could run. It seems that this stupid person's consciousness only knows about any living organism, and he is as confused as a mechanical idiot about machinery and other technological objects. Such an existence is actually the daughter of the dignified King of Yama? Did she say she hadn't seen a car or an airplane before?
Well, maybe not. To be honest, I can't imagine hell being as full of cars as the human world, stuck in traffic for at least eight hours a day.
That's hilarious, and it doesn't meet my expectations of the Terra.
"Ding Ding means I can't understand it! Why do you emit so many harmful substances? Ding Ding can feel that this environment has a terrible lethal effect on life. Holding his hands on his chest, Ding Ding nodded and spoke loudly. As the controllers of the order of life, the 'leaders' of the earthly realm are full of cherishment and compassion for all living beings in this worldly realm. Even a small mosquito is a precious life for them.
Speaking of mosquitoes, a black mosquito buzzed and flew onto Ding's shoulder.
didn't care about Dingding's identity, the amazing guy lowered his head and bit down hard.
Then, in my broken eyes, Ding Ding hurriedly cried: "Ah! Yes! Little eucalyptus, there are mosquitoes biting! Hurry up and get rid of it, kill it! Help me! Ha! Whining...... It hurts......"
After saying that, there was a snap, and the great being who dared to attack the god was slapped to death in her own face.
Visible to the naked eye, Dingding's little face was red and swollen.
"Woo...... It hurts, it's itchy...... Ahh He howled and cried, holding his face but not daring to scratch it. As a being that is not much larger than a mosquito, the mouthparts of a mosquito are almost like a behemoth to bites. After being injected with a little venom, her face quickly swollen like a big bun. The itchy and painful sensation made Ding Ding desperately want to scratch it, but in the end, I was dissuaded by me and went home to find some toilet water to apply on her face. However, it was clear that the smell of the toilet water also made her very allergic, and she sneezed again and again.
This poor little guy was so embarrassed by a mosquito?
Looking at the big red bag that seemed to have a small head growing on Ding Ding's face, I was speechless.
"You can't blame Ding Ding, it's all Xiao Eucalyptus' fault!" His eyes glared at me with tears in his eyes, and Ding Ding pouted dissatisfiedly: "If Ding Ding hadn't sacrificed the most powerful power to help Xiao Eucalyptus, Ding Ding wouldn't have been bitten by a mosquito now!" It takes a long time to recover her divine power, and Ding Ding can't even protect herself from bullying now! Woowoo...... Ding Ding so pitiful! Eucalyptus, can you give Ding Ding another candy? ”
I laughed dumbly, and sure enough, the little guy's depression and sadness didn't last more than five seconds. Her face was still hurting, and she actually remembered to eat candy again.
"Hey! Human, has Her Royal Highness really lost all her strength? Woof! The dead dog who had been looking at me and Ding Ding Hu with cold eyes suddenly spoke, and its dog eyes were full of seriousness: "The divine power that Her Royal Highness exuded before, I believe that as long as there is a little bit of strength, the monster can feel it." Woof! They're likely to follow their breath here at any moment, what are you going to do with those powerful guys? Woof! You can't do that kind of psychic possession before, right? Woof! Do you who have lost your strength think that you can deal with those guys with me alone? Barking! ”
Speaking of this, the dead dog grinned fiercely: "And you haven't forgotten what I said before, have you?" Woof! A terrifying amount of dark power has appeared in this city, and this power is enough to make those monsters even more terrifying and irrational! Woof! If you can't resist their attacks, maybe Her Royal Highness the Princess may be in danger at any time! Barking! Even the neighborhood will be horribly damaged by this! Barking! ”
"Why should I be involved in such a troublesome matter? Wang ...... "Decadent lying down, the dead dog's face was full of remorse.
In my opinion, what it regrets more should be Ding Ding's unobtrusive character, right? I thought I could find a princess in the dignified realm as a backer, but I didn't think that this backer was not reliable at all. Even because of this, it has to become an opponent of the enemy outside, and it feels sad for the dead dog to think about it. Because you must know that the dead dog of the road has said that its strength is only in the middle of the monsters near the town, and it is only in the middle of the stream.
In other words, for now, the strength of our side is not at all the opponent of the upcoming enemy!
To make matters worse, we have little way to improve our strength.
There is a tiger at the front door and a wolf at the back door, whether it is a monster or a dark force, they are all powerful and terrifying enemies, and this development is really desperate.
But......
Quite surprised, he looked at me, and the dead dog said curiously, "Aren't you afraid?" Any one of them can easily pinch you to death. Woof! ”
"I'm still a little scared." Tilting my head and looking at Ding Ding, I shrugged my shoulders a little indifferently: "But since this is already the case, there is no point in being afraid, right?" Am I going to have to give up or kill myself altogether because I'm no match for them? There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there will always be a solution when the time comes. Even if it's really dangerous, I don't necessarily have no chance of winning, right? ”
"Because you've beaten a few thugs? Woof! Looking at me with disdain, the dead dog looked disdainful: "Maybe among ordinary people, your strength is good; But in fact, not to mention youkai, even the strongest among the human race is enough to kill countless such you. I advise you to be nervous, otherwise when you really encounter those monsters, it will be a luxury for you to want to die easily! Woo ......"
"Maybe! Anyway, before that time, who knows what the result of the Dao will be? I spread my hands and looked at Ding Ding, and they both laughed together.
And looking at our attitude, the dead dog sighed like resignation.
But then again, how did this guy know that I had met a thug? Is it tracking me?
Well, let's not mention this one yet.
In fact, Ding Ding and I are both heartless and heartless characters. Maybe the road ahead is indeed dangerous, but you can't give up the ** and happy mood of living because of danger, right? Even if my current strength is very poor, who knows what will happen to Lu Dao tomorrow? Maybe by the time I wake up, I'll be Superman. Youkai or something, dark power or something, although it wasn't my intention to contact or even hostile them, but since I encountered them, I won't back down. Come on, come on, brother is really fearless!
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