Li Er stopped the pot smasher and told him, "You are in the Hongjia steamed bun shop, what you eat, show it to me." ”

The young man from other places showed Li Er the toenail he had eaten.

Li Er further asked, "Whose toenail is this?" ”

"It's her toenails!" The outsider pointed to Er Yingzi and said.

Li Er sneered and interrogated the man: "Are you so sure?" Did you see her putting her toenails in the bun filling? “

"That's not what I saw with my own eyes, anyway, eating buns in her family's bun shop and eating toenails, I guess it's hers, because she cut her toenails in front of the door early in the morning."

Li Er said to Eryingzi: "Sharpening a knife early in the morning does not mean killing someone." You take out your scissors and I'll take a look. ”

Er Yingzi ran into the house, took the scissors she used to cut her toenails in the morning, gave it to Li Er, and handed it to him.

Li Er took the scissors, held the toenail in his left hand, and the scissors in his right hand, and asked the outsider: "How do you cut toenails?" ”

The outsider used his hand to teach Li Er how to cut it.

Li Er is very smart, no matter what he is, he will learn it, "click, click", and without much effort, he will smash the toenail scissors, and blow it with his mouth, and the tiny fragments of those toenails will fall to the ground one after another, and there will be no trace. When the outsider understood, Li Shuangli was empty.

"You? You're so vicious! "The outsiders were indignant.

Li Er smiled faintly and said, "Brother, you were instructed by someone to play this immortal jump, do you think I can't see it?" Eryingzi cut her toenails this morning, but the big aluminum basin filled with buns was placed in the house, and besides, she was afraid that the flies would crawl. The large aluminum basin is also covered with a gauze net. How could her toenails be so clever that they must have collapsed into the stuffing of the bun? ”

"I just ate my toenails in the buns in the Hong's bun shop, this is a fact, you can't admit it!"

"I won't pursue who instructed you to do this, young man, get out of here, go back and sue the man who hired you, and don't play this game in front of me. Last time, someone ate a fishing hook in my sheep building, and as a result, he went to the police station and was fined, do you want to be fined too?" Li Er touched his stomach and asked lukewarmly.

Just when the two people were arguing, I don't know who reported to the Health Bureau, and a few people in white coats came to the door of Hong's steamed bun shop in a car.

A cadre-looking man came over and asked, "Someone is in the bun here." Eat out toenails? ”

"Who are you?"

"We are inspectors of the Health Bureau, and someone reported that the steamed bun shop here had toenails from eating, and we came to verify it."

Li Er stepped forward and said, "I am the mediator of the village. I'm dealing with this for them. There are some small projects in the village these days. I hired a few workers from the labor market, and the labor market didn't take care of a meal at noon. Our secretary Yu found a few housewives from the village to cook for these workers, and this steamed bun shop had just opened. The village borrowed him from this place to give alms, and the matter of toenails has nothing to do with the Hongjia bun shop, but the girls in the village will not be hygienic. There was a slight errand cuò. The village sent me over and is negotiating a solution. ”

"Huh? It's a village thing. If you have a collective problem, then your village will come forward to compensate people, the steamed bun shop will be closed, and the steamed buns can no longer be steamed, and you must go to the health bureau to complete the due procedures before you can open your business. In particular, if you don't pay the inspection fee, you won't be able to do business, you know? ”

Li Er nodded and said, "That's, that's." The normal fee should be paid, we know. The village also strictly inspects the sanitation area. ”

"You don't have the power to enforce the law, and the inspection is an inspection, but you can't charge a fee, understand?"

"Understand, understand, we must urge them to do what you instruct."

"It's not according to my instructions, it's according to the laws of the country, do you think we came down to eat and take cards? Local grassroots cadres, how can they be at this level! ”

The people from the Health Bureau really educated Li Eryi, got in the car and left.

Li Er said to the young man: "The problem in the village will be solved by the village, you will go to the village committee tomorrow and wait, and Secretary Yu will personally compensate you." ”

"How much can you give me?"

"According to national regulations, if you work for a job, at least thirty yuan, right?"

"No! It's too little, I'm in the labor market, working for 15 or 30 yuan a day, to get food? ”

"What do you think you are? A little gangster like you, are we lacking in Luzhou? Tomorrow I went to the village to get the money, hurry up and get out. Li Er's face changed.

The young man, when it was almost noon the next day, came to the village committee, found Lao Yu, and asked him for money.

Lao Yu said: "You said that you ate a woman's toenails in the Hongjia bun shop, what evidence is there?" Take it out and show me. It is necessary to catch a traitor, and to catch a thief is dirty. Privately with the official seal, understand? ”

The young man was dumbfounded, yesterday, it was he who was able to teach Li Er to cut his nails in person, and he smashed the toenail and threw it away! After eating this dumb loss, he was angry and scolded: "If you run away, the monk can't run to the temple, anyway, the bun is spread there, and if you don't give money, Lao Tzu will go and smash the bun shop."

Lao Yu warned: "That bun shop, you can't smash it, it's a crime." ”

"Do you care? Lao Tzu suffered a loss in Hong's steamed bun shop, so Lao Tzu went to smash his shop, and no one could stop him! ”

The young man ran to the Hongjia bun shop angrily, and the brick he was holding in his hand slowly fell to the ground, and he stood stupidly in front of the bun shop, and was on the spot. Don't dare to smash it!

It turned out that the Hongjia bun shop completely changed its appearance overnight! Earlier, the signboard of Hongjia Bun Shop was gone, and what hung at the door was a wooden sign larger than the original signboard, with a line of big characters on it, "East Kidnapper Public Security Joint Defense Police Office", which was very eye-catching. Inside the bun shop, there were several members of the joint defense team, all wearing uniform security uniforms, and there was an alarm phone on the table, and several young security guards with big shoulders and round waists were looking out the window, as if they were waiting for someone. Look at that posture, as long as someone makes a little trouble in the past, they will be arrested immediately, and it is not certain whether they are sent to the police station or not, but they will definitely not be able to run away after a full meal!

Li Er came over and asked, "Young man, are you still making trouble?" Your family comes to Dongguizi to eat, your wife sells vegetables in the market, and you hold Dongjiaozi's rice bowl, you are not small. Dare to go against the local governor, are you full of food and stupid? In the house you rented, you pulled the wires privately, just by virtue of this, the electrician gave you a power outage, and the things your wife sold, there was no electricity in the big refrigerator, you think about it, what will be the result? ”

"Brother, I was wrong!" The young man almost knelt in front of Li Er.

Li Er picked up the young man with both hands and comforted him: "When you go out, you have to be more mindful when you encounter problems, don't be rash, and don't be a gunman for others." The affairs of friends are important, but the problems of one's own life are even more important. Wives and children want to eat and dress, in a word, when encountering things, think twice. ”

The young man nodded yes again and again. (To be continued......)