I don't know how I got through today.

As the beginning of a new month of life, my life has been in a state of chaos from the beginning of the month until now. In the past, I was still an ordinary person in my life, but now? Immortals, monsters, supernatural beings, and all kinds of beings appeared.

They've even been integrated into my life, such as a certain dingding that is opposite to me all day long, or a certain powerful loli who stares at me fiercely from beginning to end of class time and makes me shudder. Even this guy was extremely shameless and put on a beautiful royal sister disguise, and it only took forty-five minutes to trick the whole class to kneel under her pomegranate skirt. Although it is said, kneeling is also higher than her.

If you let these fools know the way, the royal sister teacher they like and even worship is actually just a little Lori who only reaches my waist, I don't know how they will feel.

All in all, I was very happy about this scene.

Of course, the thought that this guy has decided to stay with me all the time makes me feel rather depressed.

Again, what about my opinion? Damn Lori!

And speaking of which, I have to mention He Da Fat. As a lolita who was poisoned by the second middle school, how strong does he have to be to see through Bai Miaomiao's royal sister disguise, and realize that she is a beautiful little Lori? No wonder this guy would say that the new homeroom teacher is a 'beauty', and sure enough, Bai Miaomiao is quite in line with his aesthetics. Even if it's a royal sister's disguise, she can't hide Lorikong's sharp eyes!

This horrible guy!

Cut!

Walking with Bai Miaomiao on the way home from school, greeting classmates who passed by from time to time, and facing their envious, jealous and hateful eyes speechlessly, I was more and more amazed by the existence of the dignified Realm Hades Palace.

Is there a reliable person in the underworld? Why does it look abnormal, whether it is Ding Ding or Bai Miaomiao? One has an IQ of 9, and the other is dreaming of becoming an adult. Pretending to be a royal sister and then accepting everyone's compliments, this kind of game is really interesting?

Shaking my head and speechless, I don't have any expectations for anyone from the realm.

"Little white white yo!" Licking a bite of the lollipop and looking at Bai Miaomiao, Ding Ding suddenly asked worriedly, "How is my father's condition now?" Is he still coughing? ”

Shaking her head, Bai Miaomiao looked at Ding Ding with a very inexplicable gaze and said, "The king has recovered, from the moment Your Highness Ding Ding teleported away. Can you recall that your highness is sure that the king's cough is not because you sprinkled chili flour in his beard? ”

Chilli noodles? I was shocked by Dingding's daily life in the underworld.

Shaking his head, Ding Ding was very serious and confirmed: "No!" Ding Ding only liked to pluck his father's beard before, and he never sprinkled chili noodles on his father! Little white white yo, why do you want to ask Ding Ding such a thing? Could it be that my father's illness was due to chili noodles? ”

"Is this ...... This kind of thing is not Bai Miaomiao's identity can be known. Shaking her head awkwardly, Bai Miaomiao smiled and comforted Ding Ding: "Your Highness Ding Ding, please rest assured." The king has been successfully restored, and there is no more chaos in the realm at present. Moreover, His Highness Ding Ding must believe that there is absolutely nothing in this world that can harm the king. Probably just an accident, Wang may have only occasionally wanted to cough twice. ”

Bai Miaomiao's tone was very confident, but I noticed a hint of nervousness flashing in her eyebrows. Obviously, the real truth may not be what she says.

Could it be that the trouble of the boss of Hades has not been resolved?

I have a bad premonition.

As I walked along the road, I talked to Bai Miaomiao about what happened yesterday and what it would mean for the future. Of course, it was me who spoke, and Bai Miaomiao's most common expression was dissatisfaction with me.

Bai Miaomiao grinned at me and expressed disdain for me at the same time. It seems that in her eyes, any powerful existence in the human world is like a floating cloud, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to be her one-time enemy. Of course, this also includes me, Bai Miaomiao expressed great indignation at me for taking away the right to raise Ding Ding from her. In her opinion, I was like a villain who used bad means to deceive her from her post and even cause her to be laid off.

Who likes a post like that, bastard!

Bai Miaomiao, who glared at me viciously, couldn't apply the disguise in my eyes, so she could only maintain the posture of Lori, and scolded me at me: "You are the bastard!" What is such a post? Serving Her Royal Highness the princess is an important mission that even a subordinate god is not qualified for! You must know that I have served Princess Ding Ding for 1,300 years, and I have not been taken over by anyone since the first day! Now you bastard has taken my job, and you dare to express your displeasure? Damn it! Damn mortal, do you believe I'm going to kill you right now? ”

Bai Miaomiao glared at me viciously, but I found a problem in her words.

The care and teaching of Ding Ding are all done by Bai Miaomiao, that is to say, Ding Ding has become the stupid appearance she is now, it turns out that it is all her fault for taking care of her nanny? It took 1,300 years to teach a person like this, and she was still embarrassed to be arrogant?

"Long-winded! Long-winded! Long-winded! How I serve Her Royal Highness the Princess, it's none of your business! Screaming frantically, Bai Miaomiao grabbed me by the collar. Unfortunately, because of her height, she ended up screwing into my belt. In my devastating gaze, Bai Miaomiao climbed up to my waist like a monkey.

Glaring at me viciously, she punched me in the head. At the same time, with the help of the thrust, her little feet kicked hard into my crotch......

What a terrible Lori is this?

At this moment, I was sweating like rain.

However, in the eyes of outsiders, what they saw was the new beautiful head teacher and pretty royal sister, when she was talking about something with a **silk classmate, she suddenly hugged this **silk enthusiastically. The two of them were close to each other and looked at each other, and the scene was very passionate......

Everyone stared at this scene with envy and hatred, and saw me quickly break free from the arms of the beautiful royal sister and hurriedly retreat.

The surprised expression on my face seemed to them to be a ** who pretended to be stupid after taking advantage of it, especially the beautiful royal sister's bright eyes and tearful eyes, which made their hearts tug up. I bet these guys might be scolding me in their hearts!

But where did they know the Tao, when in fact what they saw was just an illusion?

The one who really suffers is me, okay? This guy is so powerful at cutting off his grandchildren's feet, can he use this trick to enhance his strength if he is not big enough?

My expression was distorted, but I saw Bai Miaomiao lick her lips and said, "It's a pity!" I'm also going to tear you apart, leaving a left hand to go back to the underworld! Cut! If it weren't for the soul of Her Royal Highness the princess who had already fused with you, I would really want to kill you bastard who blasphemed the princess! ”

"You're the bastard!" Dissatisfied with the scolding back, I was suddenly stunned: "What did you say?" I've merged with Ding Ding's soul? ”

What do you mean?

I don't know what's going on, I have a feeling that I'm not very good.

"Don't you know the way? Don't look at the fact that Her Royal Highness only resides on your left hand, but in fact she and your soul have completely merged. The current small body is just an extension of communication with the outside world, otherwise you only need to cut off your left hand to save the princess! Damn it! Why is it so troublesome? With terrible words, Bai Miaomiao stomped her foot and snatched one of the lollipops I handed to Ding Ding. Lisso tore open the wrapper, and she muttered with a lollipop in her mouth, "Damn! I was going to kill this human and take the princess back, but things still got troublesome? Bastard, who cares about life or death in this world! Let them all die, and give me back the princess! ”

“……”

What nonsense is this?

Staring at this nasty little Lori speechlessly, I was so frightened by her words that I was sweating profusely.

It turns out that this guy's original plan was to split me up and leave with Ding Ding regardless of it? Damn it! What about those youkai? Didn't this guy plan to take care of it?

"No!" In my broken gaze, Ding Ding popped up from his sleeve: "Xiao Baibai, the trouble caused by Ding Ding, Ding Ding must be solved before leaving." Xiao Eucalyptus's current troubles are all because of Ding Ding, so Xiao Baibai must help Xiao Eucalyptus! ”

Whining...... Sure enough, it's still the best! The terrible devil is not as good as one in ten thousand! I burst into tears of excitement...... ps: Please collect this book, and please support it. Whether it's a collection, a recommendation ticket, a reward or a chapter like, the more the merrier for Xia Yu!