At the door of the house, where the gangsters ran away last night, I separated from Bai Miaomiao with Ding Ding.

She walked around the courtyard next to her with a strange expression, but she didn't know why Lu Dao always gave me the feeling that I would see it again in the next moment. And when I pushed the door open and got home, I saw Xu Ping cooking dinner in the kitchen as a matter of course. Running a house and cooking are two of Xu Ping's top three favorite hobbies, and the other is to trouble me for various reasons. For these three points, she is still happy for many years.

Like what......

"Brother! Didn't I tell you that you can't steal food without washing your hands? Crossing his waist and glaring at me, Xu Ping brandished a spatula and stared at the egg tart that had been bitten out of a small slit in my right hand. The hot tart had just been taken out of the oven, but there were two rows of tiny tooth marks on it.

I smiled awkwardly, but I didn't know how to explain it. Can I say that the thief who steals the food has no way to do it, and she is trying to open her mouth wide and flutter in the direction of the tart? Ding Ding does everything slowly, only when he eats, it is as fast as lightning.

Before I could react, she pulled the tart back into her sleeve.

Smiling at Xu Ping depressedly, I touched my head and exited the kitchen. Ding Ding seemed to want to call something, but after I gagged it with an egg tart, I forgot everything and munched happily. Then I went back to my room tired and put my things down and changed my clothes. Ding Ding, who was happy to eat, couldn't care about covering my eyes, and I seemed to have immunity to this scene. Looking out the window, when the lights were on, I sighed and hid the dings and walked out.

Xu Ping has almost finished the meal, but the simple three dishes and one soup are fragrant, nutritious and delicious. She helped me bring out a bowl of rice from the kitchen, and then seriously poured the soup on top of it. Xu Ping has been doing this for four years, and since she cooked and was sure that she could make delicious meals, she has taken care of me in life ever since.

Zhilu said that I like to use soup bibimbap, so Xu Ping spent a week of spare time to learn all kinds of delicious soups of the four major Chinese cuisines......

In addition to being moved, I was occasionally a little shocked. Is there any Xu Ping in this world who can't cook dishes that are not good? It only took her a week of spare time to learn all the delicious soups of the four major cuisines, and it only took seven or eight hours to learn them all. Compared with her learning speed, I hovered in the middle of the class all year round, and occasionally relied on cheating to stabilize my name, I didn't look like a mother.

Could it be that my ingenuity has been absorbed by this girl in my daily life?

Or, in fact, I also have a special ability to do it very well, but it is not reflected for the time being.

That one...... Is there really one?

I was very skeptical, and after Xu Ping happily prepared the meal, she greeted the portrait of her parents with a bowl on the side: "Mom and Dad, today is another very smooth day!" My brother and I are fine, please don't worry about us. That one...... We're moving! ”

After that, Xu Ping and I began to enjoy a calm dinner tonight.

At this moment, suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I didn't have time to stand up when I was secretly feeding Ding Ding, but Xu Ping put down the dishes and chopsticks curiously and walked towards the door. As soon as the door was opened, a harsh and laughing voice rang out: "Hey! Xu Yu, I'm here to eat! Good girl, good smell. ”

Before the words fell, a little Lori who was only more than one meter tall bypassed Xu Ping and walked in.

In my devastating gaze, she circled the table and drooled over the dishes on the table. Before I could speak, this very arrogant guy stretched out his white tender little hand and grabbed the braised pork in front of him. Twisting two pieces of meat into her mouth, she chewed it heavily, and an expression appeared on her face as if she had seen heaven.

"Really...... It's so delicious! Damn, I really should have come over to eat, it's difficult to cook by myself! Excitedly, Bai Miaomiao stretched out her claws again.

'Snap' I tapped the back of her hand with chopsticks, and glanced at the little head poking out of the sleeve with a smooth and smooth face, and then smiled bitterly at Bai Miaomiao with dissatisfaction and helplessness: "I said, this is my home!" What are you here for? Also, can you be a little polite? ”

"Damn! If it weren't for the princess here, you think I would want to come? Damn, we also have to eat the delicious food of the human world! From the realm to now, I haven't eaten anything, I'm starving to death......" Bai Miaomiao's voice became smaller and smaller, she rubbed her stomach and glanced at me aggrievedly, staring at the hot delicacy on the table with a sad face. Taking a sip of saliva, Bai Miaomiao's eyes widened desperately like cat's eyes.

...... "What can I say?"

Those who come from the realm are still immortals, right? Can easily get a position as a class teacher, but can't feed your stomach? Anyway, this guy is still a nanny of Ding Ding! I can't even cook food, so it's no wonder that it took thousands of years to teach Ding Ding to look like this.

"Brother, who is she?" Xu Ping, who had been looking at Bai Miaomiao in surprise, spoke out curiously at this time: "This kid ...... Is it your friend? How she, how ......"

Xu Ping shook her head, not knowing what words to use to describe Bai Miaomiao's current appearance.

And glancing at Xu Ping, Bai Miaomiao rarely did not put on a fairy shelf: "You are Xu Yu's sister?" Hello, my name is Bai Miaomiao, and I am the new head teacher of Xu Yu. Today is my first day on the job, so I would like to make a limited home visit to my classmates in the evening. Because Xu Yu was the most attracted to my attention in the class, I came to his house on the first day! Ha Lu Ha please don't feel honored, just add me a pair of chopsticks......"

Bai Miaomiao said with a smile, and her words made me cover my face and express my collapse.

This idiot! She didn't pretend to come over directly with Lori's body type, and she dared to claim to be my homeroom teacher?

This will be revealed at any time, you idiot! More importantly, which school would hire a loli to be a teacher?

I was speechless for Bai Miaomiao's excuse. And Xu Ping is naturally not a fool, she frowned and looked at me again, expressing complete disbelief in Bai Miaomiao's words. But suddenly, the two decorative blade-like things on the top of Bai Miaomiao's head emitted an electric light, and then Xu Ping changed her attitude in an instant: "Ah! It turned out to be my brother's homeroom teacher, so you are welcome to come. Also, if you haven't eaten, just eat with us. ”

Saying that, Xu Ping enthusiastically brought dishes and chopsticks to Bai Miaomiao, and took the initiative to find two books to put on Bai Miaomiao's chair.

This guy, what did she do to Xu Ping?

I was dumbfounded by this scene. However, at this time, Bai Miaomiao's voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Don't be like a fool! It's just a simple correction of facts, why are you acting like a dirt bun? Rest assured that there is no harm to your sister, it is just a temporary modification of her concept to make her feel normal about my existence. Hum! There are no outsiders here, so why do I have to work hard to construct a camouflage, it's very tiring. This correction is harmless to humans and can be restored with just a little sleep. Of course, subconsciously she no longer doubts my image. ”

"Correction of facts?" I was shocked by Bai Miaomiao's ability.

"Ding Ding Zhi Dao!" Ding Ding poked his little head out from the edge of the table, secretly glanced at Xu Ping, who was greeting Bai Miaomiao, and explained to me in a low voice: "Ding Ding learned it when I was in class, and fact correction is one of the basic spells of the heavenly realm and the earth realm!" If a person from the earth realm wants to go to the human realm without affecting the order of the human realm, he needs to use factual correction to change other people's perceptions of it. Only by doing so can we ensure that the development of the human world will not be affected because of them. If it weren't for the fact correction, humanity's understanding of the gods wouldn't be what it is now! Not...... Although Ding Ding will not be, it is really troublesome to learn to correct facts! ”

"How can there be such a thing?" I was shocked: "In other words, it is very likely that a normal person I usually see is actually an immortal who uses fact correction?" ”

"Almost! In fact, whether it is the Earth Realm, the Heavenly Realm, or even the Human Realm, some powerful beings all possess similar abilities. Nodding her head to acknowledge my words, Bai Miaomiao turned her head to Xu Ping and smiled: "Thank you very much, little sister, for your hospitality." Actually, I want to ask, little sister, will you make Black Grass mushroom stewed Pyrophore meat? If I could, I would love to eat this dish now, homeroom teacher! ”