In the winter of 2013, some people said that it was the beginning of a new era, while others said that this year was colder than any other. Some people even say that if you didn't die in 2012, let's live well. But this pit dad and mom, the third aunt and the fourth aunt, and Bai Fumei have all been cheated by this ghost God The winter of 2013 is not only cold, but also hateful is that the morning and evening are not clear at all. Endless haze days are destined to seem like something is going to happen today.

In a high-end living room in Heyongjiayuan, Li Xiaoteng looked at the hazy sky outside the window, and played fighting the landlord on his mobile phone. The bedroom of the room, however, exudes a lingering sound of glamour.

Knock knock was accompanied by a lazy moan higher than a woman

Li Xiaoteng played with his mobile phone to fight the landlord, in the game as the landlord, although the left one with three with one, the right company, a bomb at a time to abuse the two peasants, but still the eyes were red, and the hands trembled slightly. The mouth was chattering: "A small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong oar is wiped out." Divert attention, divert attention. "Listen to the passionate voices in the room. A hand still unconsciously reached under the waistband of his trousers. Maybe you want to do what the five dragons hold onto?

The clock went back to three hours ago

Li Xiaoteng is a grassroots employee of the Heping Business Department of Chuangshou Securities, with a tall middle-class figure and an embarrassing weight of more than 100 pounds. With a pair of colored Mimi's eyes, it is still quite impressive. Dressed in a modest suit and wearing a light blue tie. At first glance, it looks like a professional manager's outfit. Although Li Xiaoteng has the title of regional manager, he leads the title of channel manager. Xinshui is only slightly higher than the salary of a grassroots employee. That's it, it's still Comrade Li Xiaoteng, who is desperate to make achievements and play hard to get his achievements. The stock market has plummeted continuously. It wasn't until 2013 that it began to ease up.

I saw Li Xiaoteng sitting at the workstation watching the market continue to rise, and banks and brokerage stocks pulled the index, but small and medium-cap stocks just didn't rise. In this embarrassing situation, Li Xiaoteng has the heart to smash the computer. And the customers in the QQ group asked this and that from time to time, which made Li Xiaoteng's heart even more angry.

It's two o'clock, and it's almost the golden hour of the afternoon. At this time, I suddenly heard my boss shouting, "Xiao Teng, come here." I'm looking for you. "Hey! Here it is, Mr. Zhou! Li Xiaoteng stood up and hurriedly trotted to the leader's office. Standing in front of Mr. Zhou in a proper manner. Mr. Zhou has gold-rimmed eyes, a forty-year-old man, looking only in his thirties, he looks very well-maintained, but his slightly fat figure and pig-like face always make Li Xiaoteng secretly slander in his heart.

"Leader, what do you command?" Mr. Zhou pushed his gold-rimmed eyes, and said to Li Xiaoteng in a daze: "Xiao Teng, sit down, haha Li Xiaoteng sat on the sofa, his butt was only one-third of the sofa, showing a hundred and twenty percent of the expression of respect and gratitude, and hurriedly followed: "Leader, you take care of me so much, why are you talking about this!" Mr. Zhou nodded, and after a smug look flashed on his face, he said, "Hehe, Xiao Teng, I think that in our unit, you are the most sensible." Today, I have a big client who called me and asked me to come and accompany her! Her home is not far away, and she lives in the Heyong family. Li Xiaoteng chuckled in his heart. I scolded in my heart, I'll rub it. You old pervert, pick up a girl, you come to show off with me? If you think about it carefully, it's not right~! What does the leader say to one of my subordinates? I'm usually good, but I shouldn't be told such a private thing, right? It's supposed to be rotten in your stomach, right? Take the initiative to be manipulated by me? The leader drank too much?

I took a closer look at Mr. Zhou. The eyes are bright, the face is covered with a layer of pig's head oil, and the hairspray turns the Mediterranean hair into a Kangxi grassland, a shrewd face. No matter how you look at it, you shouldn't make such a stupid move? After thinking about it, he immediately asked, "Leader, what do you need me to do?" Mr. Zhou looked at Li Xiaoteng, and smiled embarrassedly: "That's the case, this customer, I'm not very familiar with it, I have also communicated, it may be a second wife raised by a rich man, who has more than one million in the stock market, and is our customer here." Today she told me that her husband has not come to her for a long time to spend the night, and he has been lonely recently! A woman in her thirties, hahaha, is the age of a wolf and a tiger. Isn't this lonely and unbearable! Ha Lu haha" "Mr. Zhou is mighty! Hehe, then what are you looking for Xiao Teng? Li Xiaoteng said in his mouth, thinking to himself, old pervert, do you want to have a legendary 3P with me? …,

Mr. Zhou smiled embarrassedly and said jokingly: "Hehe, isn't this not very familiar with the situation over there?" Let's talk about business and maintain customers! Go over and see, Ha Lu Ha. If you go, you will say that it is my secretary, and you will let me go. In case it's an immortal jumping or something. With you, we can also take care of it, right? Li Xiaoteng was smiling, his cheeks twitching secretly, and the sweat on his head all showed how ruined his very uncalm inner world was! Looking at his thin little body and fragile little shoulders, he deeply despised and despised Mr. Zhou.

Li Xiaoteng calmed down his mentality. Asked tentatively: "Mr. Zhou, if I go, will it delay your good deeds?" "No, we've talked about it online, and I said I'll bring a secretary and show me the door!" Mr. Zhou grinned and said, "Ha Luha, I also believe in you the most in our company." You are also my most optimistic subordinate, knowing how to advance and retreat, and not passing on gossip. Do things in a measured manner, and be calm in trouble""|Mr. Zhou, let's hurry up, don't let your customers wait for a long time" Li Xiaoteng quickly interrupted Mr. Zhou's endless words. Secretly wiped the sweat. At the same time, I secretly thought in my heart, who doesn't the fire of gossip burn every day! Lei Feng does good deeds without leaving a name, but he has recorded all his good deeds in his diary. Although Xiao Teng does not spread gossip, he has a hobby of anonymously posting on Weibo~

Mr. Zhou stood up and closed the computer, and said to Li Xiaoteng: "I'll go to the bathroom to tidy up, you clean up, let's go." Xiao Teng hurriedly opened the door for Mr. Zhou, let the leader, walked out of the office with the pace of the leader, closed the door and walked quickly to his office area. Turn off your computer, put on your coat, and walk briskly to the parking lot in the backyard of the company.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the hazy weather made the capital look dim and dark, and it was impossible to tell the time. Although Li Xiaoteng was wearing thicker clothes, he still unconsciously fought two cold wars. At this moment, Mr. Zhou also walked over. Pressing the car key casually, Li Xiaoteng hurriedly ran over and opened the car door for Mr. Zhou. After Mr. Zhou sat down, he got into the car.

Mr. Zhou kicked the accelerator and drove out of the parking lot directly.

In the middle of driving, Mr. Zhou glanced at Li Xiaoteng and said: "You said that you are almost thirty years old, why don't you learn a car book, how inconvenient it is to go there!" Li Xiaoteng catered and said: "Don't worry, leader~ I'm still learning from my car book, and I don't know what the country thinks recently, and it's getting more and more difficult to get a driver's license." I didn't pass the road test twice. I don't want to take the test again in a few days, and I will definitely be able to get my driver's license! Li Xiaoteng comforted himself. Mr. Zhou nodded, not saying anything.

In fact, the total distance from Heping North Street to Heyongjiayuan is not two kilometers, but this is the capital, what is the capital? Crowded? Well, admit you're right, but the second most is definitely the car. With the crowded traffic, the stop-and-go two-stop road actually drove for more than 20 minutes!

After parking the car, Mr. Zhou looked at the chat history of the QQ on his mobile phone from time to time, and looked up to look for the building number and house number. The address was found very quickly. Li Xiaoteng followed behind, holding the briefcase for Mr. Zhou, and secretly slandered in his heart, this pickled girl still came with a briefcase, I really don't know what is in this briefcase.

Time goes back to three hours later~~~~~

Mr. Zhou was still snorting and struggling inside. Li Xiaoteng held the mobile phone in his right hand, pressed his belt with his left hand, and whispered softly in his mouth, "Hurt your body~~" Thinking about this, I'll wipe it, it's the third time in these two hours, every leader is really outstanding! Inside, the woman was still moaning. The bed in the bedroom was still making a clattering sound.

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. Then a middle-aged man in his forties and fifties walked in with his head down, lowered his head and said loudly, "Fuck me!" The second ring of this capital is really fucking evil! Finally drove to the side of Heyong Palace, it hasn't been a long time" At this time, the middle-aged man who came in looked up and saw Li Xiaoteng with a stunned face. I was surprised and looked around the room. Maybe I secretly thought, am I going wrong? Immediately after confirmation. I was surprised and asked, "Who are you?" "Ahh Hello, we are a securities company, and my sister is our customer here, to do a customer return visit! Li Xiaoteng replied without thinking. At the same time, all the energy is concentrated in the bedroom. Whew~~ Fortunately, movement should have been heard inside, the battle suddenly stopped, and there was no sound in the bedroom. …,

But the middle-aged man seemed to react faster, quickly rushed to the bedroom door, and twisted the bedroom door! Li Xiaoteng was speechless for a moment. The door was opened! Li Xiaoteng was suddenly furious in his heart! scolded in his heart: "Your sister, you don't lock the door!" The middle-aged man and Li Xiaoteng saw that the bedroom door was facing the bedroom bed. And on the bed~ a pair of dog-aged girls naked were looking for clothes. Where are the clothes scattered all over the place that can be put together so quickly~!

The beautiful young woman covered her chest with her arms and trembled and said, "Old Xiao, aren't you out of Beijing?" "The middleman who was called Lao Xiao was in a hurry!

Don't look at the age, rush forward with one arrow step. The left leg is tense, and the right leg is arched. Raising his hand to round it is a big windmill slam dunk big mouth. "Smack~~~" is looking at a beautiful young woman. Straight to the bed! Listening to the voice, Li Xiaoteng felt that his teeth were slightly sore, and there was a burning sensation on his face. But only for a moment. Li Xiaoteng immediately realized that the opportunity to make meritorious service had arrived! Quickly rushed into the bedroom and stood in front of Mr. Zhou. And the mud said: "If you have something to say, say it well." The middle-aged man didn't look at Li Xiaoteng at all, staring at the pig's head behind Li Xiaoteng. Well, in fact, it shouldn't be said that pig's head! A pig seems to be a more apt description. Just when Mr. Zhou was still stunned and didn't react! Lao Xiao turned around and picked up the Xuande stove full of cigarettes from the computer desk in the bedroom. To all the judges! It's not a mistake here. Li Xiaoteng saw it clearly. Lao Xiao copied a Xuande furnace that often appears on TV shows. But sadly, it was covered with cigarette farts and soot! Well, here we don't do irrigation descriptions, let's see how things develop! I saw that Lao Xiao was within a distance of three or four meters, and directly let the ashtray of the Xuande furnace fly to the big head of the pig-headed brother!

Li Xiaoteng's role is perfectly reflected here. Originally, he wanted to dodge the flight path of the Xuande furnace and let him focus on the bull's-eye! What are you kidding, taking a little salary, the dog's leg work is disgusting enough, and you have to dedicate yourself? Don't fork it!

But at the critical moment, a pair of big hands with fluff pulled Li Xiaoteng from behind! Directly block the flight path of the Xuande furnace. This time there was a muffled bang, and suddenly 10,000 pear blossoms bloomed! Li Xiaoteng fell weakly on the bed.

Old Xiao was also a little dumbfounded. Hung at the door! Li Xiaoteng only felt that a stream of heat flowed down like a waterfall, his eyes turned black for a while, and the feeling of the world spinning followed! But he still had the strength to hold Mr. Zhou's hand. said weakly: "Mr. Zhou, this has to be counted as a work injury for me~~" But what I thought in my heart was: your grandma's pig head! Pull me on my back

At this time, it fell in the corner of the bed, and the ashes were extinguished, and the smoke was sprinkled all over the Xuande furnace. The surface flickered with a strange blood-red light. But in a flash!

Li Xiaoteng's simple and grand memorial service. Mr. Zhou, who had two giant panda eyes, stood in front of the podium and read the memorial speech loudly: Li Xiaoteng's life is a glorious life, a life of serving the people, although it is short, but it is brilliant! While maintaining existing customers, he was accidentally smashed by a falling Xuande furnace and was seriously injured and died. But before leaving, he held my hand affectionately and said to me: We must expand the margin financing and securities lending business, so that more Chinese shareholders can enjoy the benefits of the policy! ”

Same winter, same dim sky, the only difference is that this winter does not have that endless haze! I look at the possibility of snow in the sky at any time. Li Xiaoteng, who was naked, suddenly opened his eyes. He sat up violently. Feel it on your head. Start with a cold sweat! However, the smooth skin is not damaged in the slightest. Li Xiaoteng touched his head very strangely, thinking that he had just taken Mr. Zhou's hand and asked him to report his work injury, but suddenly there was nothing wrong in a blink of an eye. In the confused eyes, I suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong! looked left and right, and what I saw was the old house I used to live in with my parents, and I grew up in a big home! Tilt your head to see that there is an eight-year-old monitor on the computer desk!

Li Xiaoteng's head sweats more! Looking at the single bed I slept in since I was a child, the writing desk, and the martial arts novels full of shelves. Li Xiaoteng ignored the cold on his body, jumped out of bed and turned on the computer on his computer desk. XP boot screen. Read the grid one by one. Li Xiaoteng is sure that this is really not a joke! Because this monitor was sold by Li Xiaoteng for 20 yuan, he moved it to the scrap recycling vehicle with tears!

The computer time was frozen at 23:11 on April 1, 2005! Is this really April Fool's Day?

Li Xiaoteng was shivering from the cold wind, and his skeleton-like body swayed gently. I only heard Li Xiaoteng scolding: "Guo Degang, who is a cheating father, didn't you say that crossing and rebirth depends on touching the electric door!" How can you be reborn when you open the scoop! ”

"What are you scaring about if you don't sleep?" I only heard that in his parents' room, Li Xiaoteng's father shouted angrily