Chapter 2 Catch the Thief
Li Xiaoteng casually opened the curtains and looked at the scenery outside the window, feeling distracted. The feeling of dizziness is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control. Although it was pitch black outside the window, several large plane trees downstairs were indeed overgrown. Li Xiaoteng sat weakly and accompanied him for many years. But because of the move, he sold it to the small bed of the uncle who collected waste at a low price, and I don't know whether I should cry or laugh. It's winter, but now it's spring!
This sad goods are still thinking that people will either return to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince, or travel to the Song Dynasty to become a general. Journey through a leader. How comfortable it is to be the commander of an emperor and a general, and to be accompanied by countless beautiful wives and concubines! How can I travel back by myself or myself, and the time is only a few years backwards. Look down at your little single bed. I can't help but fantasize about beauty? What about wealth? What the fuck is this!
This goods, who can't even figure out the crossing and rebirth, have a cold war in the troubles and sorrows. He got back into his little bed. Tilt your head to look at the shiny screen of the computer and close your eyes in pain! I really wish I could wake up and go back to 2013.
Suddenly opened his eyes, carried his body stiffly, and shivered from the cold, and forced his computer to close. No matter what time it is, if you don't turn off the computer when you sleep, your mother will explode!
"Didi, Didi, Didi", the alarm of the mobile phone woke up Li Xiaoteng, who didn't sleep well all night. Grab your phone next to the bed. Look at the solid blue screen. The alarm of the Nokia 8250 is not even harmonious! Li Xiaoteng resigned himself to his fate and got up. Look at the phone, it's only seven o'clock. Weakly threw the phone on the bed. In 05 years, Li Xiaoteng had just taken down his third-rate college diploma that his grandmother didn't love and his uncle didn't love. Although I studied finance, I couldn't get into state-owned enterprises. The selection criteria of private enterprises will not stop at the college students of a third-rate university! Running into walls everywhere, Li Xiaoteng didn't think of going to work in a securities company at that time. At this time, the securities company is the most difficult and tragic time. Five years of slow bear disciples have led to the collapse of countless small brokerages. Medium-sized brokerages are also in the process of restructuring. Only a few old brokerages such as Junan Guotai, Xinzhong Securities, and Heyin Securities are still struggling to support, and at this time, the securities companies represented by Dahua Securities were acquired due to huge losses and insolvency. Quietly disappeared in the long river of history, and many small brokerages were also acquired by Xinzhong Securities. The low purchase price has made many of the CEOs of large conglomerates resentful.
What is Li Xiaoteng doing at this time? Li Xiaoteng is preparing to take the civil service exam while working. But Li Xiaoteng didn't know that he didn't have the strength to take the civil service exam at all! When I entered the examination room, I was confused when I got the paper. In the administrative vocational aptitude test, a honeycomb coal is asked: how many eyes? At that time, the topic of the argument he came into contact with actually touched on the sovereignty of the Diaoyu Islands and other issues. After being reborn, Li Xiaoteng will definitely not go to the single-plank bridge with a million army again! At this time, Li Xiaoteng's parents also got up.
Li Xiaoteng looked at his parents, who suddenly felt ten years younger. Suddenly there was an urge to be beautiful. I thought to myself, "Isn't it a good thing to cross over!" At least you can live ten years younger than others! Mother Li asked while folding the quilt: "You didn't sleep last night, what did you scare about?" Eh~ Li Xiaoteng is still immersed in increasing his life expectancy. didn't react for a while, and quickly said, "Mom, I had a nightmare last night and woke up scared!" I don't know what I'm talking about. As soon as my dad called me, I woke up, and then went straight to bed and went back to sleep. Hehe, it's nothing, it's nothing! Mother Li looked at Li Xiaoteng and said, "You have nothing to do, don't keep looking at messy things on the computer." I can't sleep well~" Li Xiaoteng said with a smile: "Mom who has nothing to do!" Don't worry about me! At this moment, Comrade Li, who had come back from washing in the bathroom, was getting dressed. While asking: "Xiao Teng, why are you still in this ink today!" Usually I leave much earlier than I can go! It's not too late for you to go to Yangqiao? ”…,
Li Xiaoteng only remembered at this time that he had to go to work, and remembered his experience of selling parallel mobile phones in Yangqiao's mobile phone city in 05 years. It was a chill that felt like a nightmare! I work for the boss by myself, string goods with each other, and desperately pull customers to buy parallel mobile phones sold by myself. Sell a car for only ten or twenty yuan commission. As depressed as you think. Reborn! It's a no-nonsense thing to say nothing. Then he said to Comrade Lao Li: "Dad, I don't want to do this job anymore." Want to do something else! Lao Li looked at Li Xiaoteng very strangely and said, "If you don't do this, have you thought about what to do?" Two days ago, I said I wouldn't let me do that. You're still telling me you're looking for a good job! Why did you get a job in just two days? Li Xiaoteng said confidently: "Don't worry, Dad!" I'm sure you and my mom will be able to live in the big house as soon as possible. Enjoy the glory and wealth! Mother Li also got dressed and got ready for work. Tilting his head to look at Li Xiaoteng and said with a smile: "Don't let me and your father be anxious!" Do you still live in a big house? How expensive are the houses now! At this time, Lao Li also put on his shoes and was ready to go out. smiled and said, "Okay, let's talk later!" Then both of them went to work.
Li Xiaoteng sat in the living room and thought to himself, I am a person who has crossed over, although I have not crossed into any princes, generals, emperors and warlords. It's not hard to make some money, right? Then he walked into his room and wondered where to put his little passbook. After rummaging through the cabinet for a long time, I couldn't find my passbook. I was so depressed in my heart, I clearly remembered that I saved more than 10,000 yuan when I sold my mobile phone! Where's the passbook? Suddenly, his eyes were aimed at his bookshelf. I remembered that sometimes I ran out of passbooks and sandwiched them in my novels. Then he walked over to the bookshelf and began to rummage. "Holy! I really found it, and I was stuffed in the legend of the white-haired witch! Depend on! The thief is coming, and it is fresh to find it! And 300 cash? Talking to himself, he sat down at the computer desk and opened the passbook as if he was nervous. I saw that there were only a little more than 11,000 in the passbook. I thought depressedly, this amount of money is really not enough to start from scratch! When I was fantasizing about how I should make a fortune. The phone rang suddenly~
I saw that it said Boss Qian, and then connected the phone: "Hey? Hidden boss?" An angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "What time is Li Xiaoteng!" The stores are almost open! Why haven't you come yet, tell me how many times this month you've been late? Li Xiaoteng smiled and said, "Boss Qian, I'm sorry!" I haven't had time to tell you that I'm going to quit my job! The hidden boss was silent on the other end of the phone: "Didn't you do a good job yesterday?" If you find it inconvenient to live in Xingda District at home to work, I can consider giving you special care during your working hours! Let you arrive later than others! "Thank you, Boss Qian, I really don't want to do it, I don't mean anything else." The potential boss may also feel that there is no need to raise the salary of a third-rate college student who has just graduated. And Li Xiaoteng's sales performance is not very good. Then he said, "Then come over today and settle your salary!" Li Xiaoteng hurriedly said, "Thank you so much." I'll be over in a moment! ”
In the spring of the capital, it seems too literary and petty bourgeoisie to say that he is dreamy. The cars on the road don't seem to be much less than they are now. Suddenly I felt that the odd and even numbers were restricted, and I bought a car by lottery. It seems to have really alleviated the blowout growth of motor vehicles in Beijing. Li Xiaoteng in the previous life has not been able to sell a car of his own due to economic reasons. As a child in the capital, the age of thirty said that he didn't want to buy a car! Maybe it's just an excuse to deceive others and deceive yourself. The high oil price and the 100,000 yuan for a mid-range car are all small amounts. Of course, buy a QQ, or second-hand Xiali Li Xiaoteng's heart, I would rather go to the subway. I don't want to drive that kind of car either. …,
Li Xiaoteng sat on the bus and began to plan for his future. What do you have to do to create a grand career?
remembered the joke he said when he was squatting and chatting with his colleagues in his previous life at the door of the securities company: "Brother Zhang, you said that if you were asked to return to the Ming Dynasty, you said that you could be a meritorious person like Yang Ling." Is it the hereditary iron hat king who created a grand hegemony? Li Xiaoteng asked boredly with a cigarette in his mouth. Brother Zhang said with a smile: "Damn, Yang Ling? I guess I can't hold that city tower, so I just hit the street with Han Youniang. Li Xiaoteng said unconvinced: "How can it be so evil." I reckon I'll be able to make it to Jinyiwei. I don't think I can carry it later, how can I be better than you! "Brother Zhang also took a puff of cigarette. He spit out deeply and pretended to be deep: "I can't say this thing, I guess we have to go back, either farming, or small merchants and vendors." Where can it be so fierce? The chef crossed back and the chef was still not fresh! ”
Li Xiaoteng sat on the bus and couldn't help but be happy when he recalled the scene at that time. Oh, yes! We didn't expect to go back to '05! You should know that Lu Dao can go back to this time, when the sports lottery was recorded several times, the lottery numbers of the two-color ball. It's got everything! Is it really a cook or a cook. Doing securities practitioners also do securities,
Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng wanted to pump his mouth! The small leader of the securities company, the stocks of 05 years, the stocks of a few cents on the street, so many opportunities are wealth! The sun outside the car window suddenly made him feel so beautiful in Li Xiaoteng's eyes. I don't feel glaring anymore. Looking at the sun's eyes and smirking without blinking, I couldn't break my eyes for a moment!
This second cargo is still smirking with his eyes closed and tears in his eyes. fantasized about the happiness of his beautiful wife and concubine. A sense of happiness surrounds your body like a buff. I couldn't help humming: "I still remember the spring many years ago, when I didn't cut off my long hair, no credit card and no 24-hour hot water at home, but I was so happy at the beginning, although I only had a broken acoustic guitar, on the street, under the bridge, in the field, singing the song that no one cared about, maybe one day I was old and had nothing to rely on, please leave me in that time." ”
It's ridiculous. Fluctuating high and low, every sentence is not in the spring of the tune, which makes Li Xiaoteng sing a frightening spirit, angry passengers. Countless eyes have focused on Li Xiaoteng's body.
An old aunt on the side whispered to her companion: "This young man can't be nervous~~ Just now I watched him sigh for a while, be happy for a while, and sing again." What a pity, boy, why are you nervous? ”
The whispering discussion reached Li Xiaoteng's ears, which also calmed down Li Xiaoteng, who was extremely excited. These years of experience in securities companies have long made Li Xiaoteng practice a golden skill mask and an iron mask. is no longer the original Li Xiaoteng who blushes at every turn.
At this moment, Li Xiaoteng, who was sitting by the window, suddenly saw a hand reached into a girl's cross bag. Something is being explored. The distance of three or four people made Li Xiaoteng not have time to think, and suddenly shouted: "Oh, Sister Yan'er." Someone touches your bag. After searching for it, the outstretched hand disappeared in an instant!
A circle of women with bags, young and old, all looked down at their bags. The girl couldn't help but glance down at her bag and found that the zipper of the shiny little leather bag on one shoulder had been opened! The girl quickly pulled the zipper of her purse. He didn't speak, but lowered his head and shifted his position. Nothing happened to anyone who dodged away. At this moment, Li Xiaoteng, who was sitting in the position, saw that there were obviously two people squeezing over! Suddenly, one of them grabbed Li Xiaoteng's neck and shouted angrily: "Young man, you are awesome enough!" Delay our buddy's dinner. You're loose! Li Xiaoteng suddenly, his chest was like a broken boulder, and it was uncomfortable! I said in my heart: "Damn! Spread positive energy! This is the capital! Why is it so chaotic like Pakistan and Israel~ When are thieves so rampant. "Looking around, the original crowded carriage suddenly flashed a space of nearly three to five square meters~...,
Everyone huddled together with wide eyes. Further developments are being closely monitored. When Li Xiaoteng saw it, his heart suddenly became cold. I don't think I'm a superman with my pants turned out. If you pick two of us, you will definitely not be able to pick it! Although the two thieves are not as tall as Li Xiaoteng, they are more than 1.7 meters tall, and they all look like they are pulling big waists. The same small flat head. If the two of them wear black suits and black sunglasses. It's definitely the standard appearance of bodyguard passerby A and bodyguard passerby B! But it's a pity that the appearance is really worse, and the clothes are all dressed in denim clothes, how rustic and rustic they are, plus their ordinary faces, it is estimated that they will get into the crowd. It's definitely like a drop into the sea. I wanted to think about it, but Li Xiaoteng still rubbed it and got up from his seat. He shouted in a loud voice that refused to admit defeat: "You two thieves! If you can't steal something, do you plan to rob it openly? The two thieves looked at each other, looked at each other, and one of the thieves laughed: "Hehe, the kid is tough enough!" It's broken, our brother's business is quite arrogant! Immediately, the hand that grabbed Li Xiaoteng's collar tightened, and the other hand raised his hand to make it a big mouth! Smack~~~ The sound is loud and crisp. At that time, Li Xiaoteng was beaten.
The buses were still speeding down the road, but they seemed to be driving happier. The crowd around was still watching the further development of the situation intently, and the carriage was surprisingly quiet. Li Xiaoteng's eyes were red, and he suppressed the buzzing sound of tinnitus. I asked the editor here: Can Li Xiaoteng be said to be foul-mouthed? The editor can't say no! The author asks again, is it okay to scold the street? The editor also shook his head, and the author had no choice but to let Li Xiaoteng shout: "Wait for your life!" ”
Getting back to the point, I saw Li Xiaoteng grabbing the thief's hand on his neck with one hand. The other hand clenched his fist and struck the thief in the ribs. Yongchun inch? Phew~ Is this an urban rebirth novel? In ordinary life, where will there be any Yongchun inch, it is a punch to the ribs. Looking at the thief, I suddenly became angry! The other thief quit. shouted in his mouth: "Second brother, you have nothing to do, right?" The thief who had been beaten had already let go of his hand at this time, covered his stomach with one hand, bent over with the other hand on the seat, and said with difficulty: "Cousin! him! "It turns out that these two people turned out to be relatives! The thief, who was called his cousin, came up and grabbed Li Xiaoteng's hair and fired the hammer directly. Li Xiaoteng suddenly felt that the sky was spinning, like a boat in a storm. Fluttering up and down. I can't help it. shouted loudly: "Everyone catch the thief~" The first half of the sentence is still desperately shouting, and the second half of the sentence is screaming!
Watching the onlookers, some people even took out their mobile phones, some took pictures, some took videos, and those who didn't come up to help. Some of the older people have turned their backs. Squeeze into the back of the car.
Li Xiaoteng took a look. The heart said: ", can't I run away this time?" But he still shouted: "Catch the thief, let's fight with them!" After shouting, no one moved. But it was better than just now, and some righteous people began to shout: "Don't be too rampant, or we will call the police!" "That's right! Let's call the police and let the police come! "Shouting and shouting, but even moving, there is no intention of coming forward to help! At the beginning of Li Xiaoteng, he could still fight back twice, which would make these two thieves flat, they only have the ability to parry, and they have no power to fight back! Li Xiaoteng saw that no one was helping, and shouted again: "Damn, it's the master who will lie down the thief!" They don't have knives or guns. Afraid of what they are doing! The eldest sister of the conductor on the bus was shouting forcefully, stop fighting, stop fighting. I've called the police! In fact, there are still many good people in society, and at this time, a young man finally reached out and copied the small fire extinguisher next to the conductor in his hand, and greeted one of the thieves on the back! In fact, society is so strange, if everyone doesn't do it, everyone even dares to buy a cup of Coke, make a bucket of popcorn, and squat on the side. Watch you fight to the death! And as soon as two people rush up, the people's enthusiasm for the war of resistance can be immediately aroused. If one person comes up, there is a second. Suddenly, the young man and the older uncle suddenly joined the battle group. We were watching two thieves, and the two of them let the passengers explode this time, their mouths were swollen, and their clothes were dirty. Clearly visible footprints are printed on the clothes.
When the bus arrived, the driver even opened the door of the bus. People who want to get on the train watch a fight on the train under the station. I don't dare to get in the car, it's at this stall. I don't know who kicked the thief to the door of the car, and the thief turned around and ran down. Another thief was punched and kicked several times on his body. I jumped down with it.
Li Xiaoteng looked at the two thieves who jumped faster than rabbits, and they were a little dumbfounded! Then he shouted: "Catch the thief, everyone go to the police station to receive the bonus!" As soon as the words fell, I saw a young man holding a small fire extinguisher in his hand. Then he jumped down. Several other men who had succeeded in the fight also followed.