Chapter 211
The next day, the sun was shining. Yu Xiu'e had breakfast and went to the farmers' market as usual to pass the time. She habitually glanced at the old battery and his electric car, huh? What's changed? I saw that the old fort was shaved, with a new short haircut, a snow-white old man's shirt on the upper body, brand-new navy blue pants on the bottom, snow-white stockings on the feet, and a pair of black light cloth shoes. The whole person is full of energy, and with the new electric car matching, it is very eye-catching. The other women passing by the storage area couldn't help but look at him a few more times. Facing the approving eyes of the women, the old fort was more energetic and a little proud.
Yu Xiu'e came directly to him, habitually kicked the front wheel with her foot, and snorted softly: "Stinky virtue, the old lady doesn't eat you." Don't say that you put on a new clothes, even if you peel off a layer of skin, I won't let you come to the door. β
"Why?"
"Why? Why don't you know wow? Don't waste time here, it's useless, but make the folks laugh. It's better to go back to the big drum and think about how to live your good life. After saying these words, Yu Xiu'e entered the vegetable market without looking back.
The scene of the conversation between the old fort and his wife Yu Xiu'e was clearly seen by Li Er through the glass on the window, and he was surprised to find that Yu Xiu'e actually took the initiative to scold the old fort, from this point of view, things have progressed, but there are still 108,000 miles before she takes the initiative to accept the old fort. What is the crux of the problem? Li Er lowered his head, supported his chin with his left hand, and fell into deep thought???????
Li Er called and asked Lao Yu: "Uncle Yu, what are you most afraid of when you are old?" β
Lao Yu replied: "When people are old, they are most afraid of running out of money." You have a lot of money in your hands and you may not feel it. β
Putting down the phone, Li Er patted his head vigorously, oops, how could I forget this, the economy is the foundation of the superstructure, this eternal truth. In the past, she talked about it every day, but today she is really a fan of the authorities, Li Er thought: Yu Xiu'e is in her fifties, and the land compensation is 800,000 yuan, she calculates the flowers, and when she is old, she is just enough to use it alone. The old fort's money had already been wasted by his son, and if her money had been spent by the old fort with her, the time of enjoyment would have been reduced by half. Yu Xiu'e was afraid that by then, people would be old and the money would be gone. She was afraid that her son would not be able to count on it, and she would rely purely on the village to take care of her, so it was better to have money and insurance in her own hands. After pondering Yu Xiu'e's thoughts, Li Er secretly scolded in his heart: Thief mother-in-law, good intentions. If you don't have something to say, you can play dumb riddles with Lao Tzu, and you should have said it if you are short of money. In the current market economy, it's hard to say how much money you want to make?
Li Er pushed open the window and beckoned to the old fort, which hurried over. Li Er instructed him through the window: "You have to have a treat at the seafood restaurant at noon today, I finally figured out about your old boy, this old lady." I wasted a lot of brain cells, and I was so cunning that I couldn't pick her up. I won't be called Li Er! β
The old fort was frustrated, and he was full of fear of Yu Xiu'e, and he had no confidence in his stomach, afraid of another failure. Lacking confidence in the treat, he said with a sad face: "I'm afraid I'm going to break my head again." β
Li Er scolded him and said: "You still have doubts about me for things that have no interest?" I went back to find Yu Xiu'e, and the small box of money in the middle of the night was the third watch, did you forget about the beauty? Without three divine hands, can you reach Xiqi? We have diamond diamonds, so we dare to take your porcelain work. Don't say that your wife is blind, no matter how powerful a woman is, I can still pick it up. β
"I still blow, and I don't know how the scar on my face came about. It's just bragging in front of the old man, and it's not taxable to brag anyway. β
The third fat man heard the words of the old fort, and she came over to persuade Li Erdao: "Second brother, what are you talking to this old fool." The stones in the pit, stinky and hard, avoided him and stayed away from him. He doesn't have a wife, he looks ugly, what does he care? Save some effort and talk a few more words with my little sister. β
Lao Cuihua echoed: "Yes, what are you doing with him? It's not easy to eat seafood, so I'm going to weigh scallops and crabs, and I'll make them for you when I go home. I also opened a restaurant back then, and when it comes to Heng tune technology, it is not under the huge. Maybe he's better than him, and I taught him more than half of his seafood cooking. β
The old battery bowed its head.
Li Er had a donkey temper, so he refused to eat it if he asked the old fort to treat him, or if someone else invited him, Lao Cuihua went home and did it himself. After enough of that evil energy, he had to ask the old battery to invite him.
The old fort was forced to be helpless, so he had to ask Li Er to get on his electric tricycle, and the two came to the seafood restaurant, and then called the leather donkey, plus the huge, the four of them barely got together a table. Seeing his second uncle's listless appearance, the donkey asked him: "Second uncle, why don't you have energy, you haven't slept at night?" β
"Alas, isn't this called Li Erlai. The daughter-in-law hasn't written a word yet, and she has to spend money on a treat, which makes me worry to death. β
"You don't have to spend money, I'll settle the bill later." The donkey comforted him.
At the banquet, Li Er asked Huge: "You say, what do people live for?" β
Huge said without thinking: "Build communism." β
The donkey blurted out: "For food and clothing!" β
"What are the old ladies rare?"
Liu Xueyin came over and said, "Rare rich men." β
Li Erchong Liu Xueyin gave a thumbs up: "Knowledgeable." You shouldn't go to give people needles and water, you should go to be a cadre and eat the emperor's food. β
The old fort suddenly understood: "Liu Xueyin, you're right." β
"Yes, yes? Keep it with the dog, right? Li Er was a little angry.
Pi Yu hurriedly poured Li Er a full wine glass: "Second Master Li, good eyesight." Lao Pang and I went around and didn't grasp the crux of the problem. My aunt was thinking about money, and we didn't think about it before. β
Li Er criticized the old fort: "You sit on your tricycle every day, like a mountain carving, and then show off, don't you sleep on the big drum in the village?" No matter how glamorous you are, can you still hide your poor nature? If you want to please a woman, you have to be rich. You lie on the seat of the tricycle like the monkey king every day, can you eat and drink? Dogs don't top! Top fart. The more you show off, the more you prove that you are frivolous, and the more you show that you are out of tune and immature. Yu Xiu'e will only hate you more and more. β
The old fort handed a big crab to Li Er with both hands: "Eat, eat, it's not enjoyable, I'll invite you tomorrow." β
"Do you have time to treat you from tomorrow? You've got to make money. β
"I caught small advertisements in the village, and I did a good job, 800 yuan a month, enough for me to spend, this day is very good, very comfortable."
Li Er spread his hands and said to the leather donkey and Pang: "Donkey grinding, this is not turning back, not thinking of progress, being content with the status quo, in the final analysis, or laziness is making trouble, this is a common problem." If one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry, what kind of wife are you looking for, pull it down as soon as possible, and you are born with a single life! Xiaohong, put this table on my account. β
Li Er threw the crab in his hand on the table, got up and walked out. Xiaohong came over and grabbed him and said, "Second brother, don't go." When are you free to do my business? β
Li Er raised his forehead with his hand and said, "Tsk, tsk." Look at my memory, let you wait. So, if you see heavy rain another day, go to the office and call me, and I'll come to teach you a lesson, and I will also eat seafood and have a loach stewed tofu, so that this king will accompany you. Li Er patted the huge shoulder.
Liu Xueyin saw that Li Ertie was determined to leave, so he said, "You go to the clinic, and I will examine the wound on your chest for you." The incision is quite deep, and I'm afraid of inflammation inside. Also, I made dumplings over there, how about you go and taste them. β
The donkey added a sentence at the end: "Not only eat the buns on the table, it doesn't matter if the buns at the bottom are told to him to taste, I don't object." β
Liu Xueyin scolded the leather donkey: "Chewing the donkey's tongue all day long, see if I don't sue sΓΉ Wufeng, ask her to punish you for three days and three nights without sleeping, you have to eat enough of her buns!" β
In the clinic, Li Er told Liu Xueyin: "I have arranged the affairs of the old fort, and a tenant at the counter went home to give birth, and asked the old fort to sell vegetables on the counter first." As long as he is good at business, is he still worried that Yu Xiu'e will not change his mind? β
"You're not angry?" Liu Xueyin asked kindly.
Li Er said: "If you kiss me, my anger will disappear." β
Liu Xueyin lightly tapped Li Er's forehead with his fingers, looked around, and there was no one inside or outside the house, so he slowly leaned his lips towards Li Er's cheek: "Tsk" kissed, pulled back and said, "Okay." β
Just as Li Er opened his eyes, he suddenly heard someone shouting outside the door: "Kiss secretly, come and see." (To be continued......)