Chapter 210
The old battery told her wife to kick several times in vain, but she had no choice but to get up from the ground by herself and go to Wufeng to complain. Wufeng said: "You relied on Li Er, but you didn't rely on it, right?" ”
"Yu Xiu'e's heart is not in you, and you can't blame others. It's only to blame that you were too ruthless back then, and you don't want to think about it, is there a lack of women around Li Er? He was angry, now it's okay, he retreated, refusing to care about your idle and bad things, looking for me, I can't solve it for you, so let's go find Secretary Yu and see how he arranges. ”
Lao Yu was sitting in his office, reading a text from the town about cleaning up the garbage. When he saw the old fort push the door in, he knew that he was still scratching his scalp for a long time to find his daughter-in-law, and he was very embarrassed. Oxen do not drink water, and they cannot force their heads to be pushed. The old lady can't die, this play, you can't force it. Lao Yu asked: "Old Fort, Yu Xiu'e is a king who eats and weighs it, and she is determined not to remarry, and there is no good way in the village." If you have difficulties in life, lack of money or food, the village can help you solve it. Last time, you had nowhere to hide, and when you took office, didn't you let you live in a small warehouse in the village? The only thing about finding a daughter-in-law is that the administrative order will not work. The two village committees can't designate a woman to be your wife, the village doesn't dare to say this, even if I speak, she doesn't listen to the designated woman, in my opinion, this matter has to be done slowly, and I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. You have to be patient, you have to use your fiery heart to melt the ice in her heart. Engage in women's fancy intestines, there are a few people in our village who are proficient in this way, one is huge, two leather donkeys, and they have to consult them, Xing Er, who is a west kidnapper, is a master, I'm afraid that he won't pee on your pot. Forget it, no one needs to look for it, it's up to you. I believe that as long as you show your good attitude, your wife will change her mind. Go out, lie on that big drum, and think about it. ”
The old fort returned to the small warehouse, and lay on his back on the big drum, with his hands behind his head, squinting his eyes, and taking in the events of these days. After thinking about it carefully and combing it out, I realized that I had indeed done a lot of things wrong over the years. Especially in recent times, he is anxious for quick success and quick profit, blindly counting on those crooked slopes, trying to conquer Yu Xiu'e by improper means and deception, which is really wishful thinking. Now the girls, since the reform and opening up. has a high vision, not as good as before, how can Yu Xiu'e look at herself? I've got to figure out a way to do it. The old bachelor's hat must be taken off, and he will not fight for steamed buns. Don't put on the old face, put down the shelf, boldly admit your mistakes, and then go to Li Er. Come up with a valid idea, don't outsiders look down on my old fort, and they have to make a good appearance. Show it to everyone!
The old fort went to the market office and came to look for Li Er, but he didn't find anyone. After asking Huang Siyan, I found out that the leather donkey bought a few loaches and went back to the kidnapping restaurant with Li Er to stew tofu. Old Fort knew that Li Er liked to drink, so he bought a bottle of famous local grain wine, rode his electric tricycle, and rushed to his nephew's abduction restaurant.
Coincidentally, this day coincided with the weekend, Pi Qiang and his son went home to see their father, and brought two packs of cooling tea from the unit, and the happy leather donkey couldn't close his mouth. He is not a rare little tea, he is a father who is very happy to see the skin and beauty, the two of them have released their previous suspicions, the husband and wife, love and love, and live a good life hand in hand, so he is very happy to be a father.
Li Er asked for the donkey's opinion: "Now that the two children are coming home, the children are three years old, I think it's better to go to the seafood restaurant." Even this loach was brought with it, and it was called a huge Wang Bayi stew. ”
"Okay." The donkey nodded in agreement, and said, "Anyway, when I go to the hotel, I will simply make a phone call, and even invite the two sons of my in-laws to get together." The father-in-law came out of the number by himself, and he hasn't been here yet. He is thin-skinned, and he is embarrassed to come if he doesn't try to invite. ”
The donkey immediately called his in-laws, and sure enough, his father-in-law said that he was cutting flowers and watering at home, and he also shirked a little cold and refused to come. The donkey smiled and said, "My family, I'm not afraid of being caught a cold, what are you afraid of?" Come to me, drink a little wine, a bowl of Wang Ba soup, and keep your spirits shocked, a little cold, and it will be swept away. I'll send Pi Qiang to drive you up. ”
Li Er waved his hand and asked Pi Qiang to drive to pick up his father-in-law, Meili was afraid that Pi Qiang would not be able to pick up her father, so she got up and went back with Pi Qiang. Li Er looked at the intimate enthusiasm of the little couple, and praised: "This is called the husband and the wife, wow." ”
Seeing this scene, the old fort put down the wine, pulled it out and left, Li Er shouted at his back: "Go to the vegetable market tomorrow to find me." ”
Li Er was waiting for the old fort in the office. Coincidentally, when the old fort entered the office, Yu Xiu'e saw it, she rushed into the office quickly, pointed to the old fort and said: "Old thing, old bastard, kill your wolf ambition as soon as possible, and I won't let you climb my threshold if I die." She turned to Li Er and sneered: "It's best to take care of your own affairs, and in the future, you will have less to set up seedlings for others, worry about leisure, people will grow old quickly!" Her sarcasm didn't matter, and it aroused the donkey temper in Li Er's heart that refused to admit defeat. He craned his neck and said loudly: "Sister-in-law of the fort, Yu Xiu'e!" I'll just mind this, what can you do? The more you object, the more I have to deal with it, I have to be angry with your old sleeve! ”
Yu Xiu'e knew that Li Erjing was a cowhide theory, and she couldn't talk about him, so she simply didn't do anything, sat down on the sofa, set up Erlang's legs, pressed her hands on her knees, tilted her head, and consumed it.
Li Er said: "Good words don't go back to people, and there are no good things to say about people, even if you dare to say it in the office, it is definitely not a violation of law and discipline such as drug trafficking and gun sales." I'm going to get a city girl for the old battery, and you won't regret it! ”
The old fort said pitifully: "Li Er, your kindness, the old man has it." Although the city girl is good, I can't afford to raise it, or this rural old lady must be more suitable. I want this Yu Xiu'e, the original outfit, suitable everywhere. ”
Li Er pointed at the head of the old fort with his fingers, and scolded angrily: "Born with no interest, Adou who can't be helped!" Loser! ”
"I still want my wife, I don't want anyone else's!" The old fort was so insistent with a crying voice.
Yu Xiu'e gloated and said, "Do you see it? This is the cattle tendon, the goods that do not look back when they touch the south wall. Li Er, Li Er, what do I think you should do? They all say that you are Zhiduoxing, this time, I think you have become Zhiduosong. Okay, I'm leaving, you face this pig iron egg, and slowly grind your teeth with him. ”
Yu Xiu'e won the victory, happily, came out of the market office, found the electric tricycle of the old fort not far away, went to check, the front wheel that hit the deflated last time had been replaced with a new one, she stepped forward to shine on the front tire, kicked three or four feet, the tire was hard, and her foot hurt. There was no way, my feet were finally hard enough to rubber, so I had to "spit" the tricycle and enter the market with the sparse flow of people. In front of the meat stall of the county magistrate Hong, they met Widow Sun, and the two said a few words, and when they saw that the county magistrate Hong was red and full of energy, they praised him: "Brother Hong, your body is amazing." ”
Widow Sun smiled and whispered, "What's great?" The waist is straight and can't bend down, it's not the bullshit that Li Erchang said: what should be hard is not hard, and what shouldn't be hard is hard. He can't straighten up where it should be, and where it shouldn't, it's straighter than a rolling battle. ”
Yu Xiu'e covered her mouth and snickered: "Where did this bullshit come from, it's still a set of things, Sensei said, it's quite vivid, scolding people without dirty words, talented, talented." ”
Yu Xiu'e looked east and west in the market, didn't buy any vegetables, everyone thinks, she is an old lady, she buys vegetables every day, how many dishes can she eat with one mouth? To be honest, she is walking around the vegetable market under the guise of buying vegetables. It's fake that she went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, but it's real! Look at people. You can't sit at home and fight against that TV. Come out for a walk, and also sneak a few glances at those little white faces on the market, feast your eyes, and imagine it, it's also a kind of enjoyment.
Coming out of the vegetable market, Yu Xiu'e saw the old fort, and walked out of Li Er's office with joy, and when Yu Xiu'e walked to his tricycle, the old fort was riding on an electric tricycle, opened the electric door, and said to her in a flirtatious tone: "My good girl, get in the car, my husband will take you home." He was blunt, and he smoked the seven orifices of Yu Xiu'e's anger, and there was fire in eight places, stepped forward to grab his ear, and dragged him down fiercely, and the old fort in pain shouted: "Ouch, it hurts." Everyone came to see, murdered their husbands, wow, come and see. ”
When the people in the market heard the shouting, they all came over to see the excitement, and everyone commented on the two and talked about it. Yu Xiu'e listened to everyone's irresponsible remarks about her, and she couldn't stop people's mouths, so she was so angry that she had to kick the leg of the old fort from the bottom, let go of her hand, and ran home with a smoke. I didn't come out for three days. I can't hold my face wow. (To be continued......)