"Laughing at the past and laughing at the present, laughing at the east and laughing at the west, laughing at the south and laughing at the north, laughing back and forth, laughing at my own ignorance."

He Luan watched from the side, and his heart was shocked. It was precisely because she saw these couplets that her brother was looking for, which seemed to her to be extremely difficult, that she could know how powerful Li Wenzai was!

The five couplets in front, He Luan didn't even come out, and what about Li Wenzai" He Yi just stopped writing, and Li Wenzai's next couplet has already come out!

It's like cheating! But the key is, how could the He family sacrifice their family's reputation and face to achieve the reputation of an enemy? In this case, there is only one answer, Li Wenzai is indeed a real talent.

"The gap between myself and him is so big!" He Luan felt a strong sense of frustration in his heart.

Li Wenzai picked up the pen at this time and began to write the following couplet under the gaze of He Yi: "Look at things and things, look at the sky and the earth, watch the sun and the moon, look at the top and look down, and watch others always have high and low!" ”

"Wonderful! Great! ”

"I still don't have a clue, Li Wenzai has already come out. This man's quickness of thinking is the only time I've ever seen it in my life! ”

"I can invite him to join the Imperial Couplet Society."

"Not only couplets, but also riddles. I think the two associations are definitely preparing invitations right now. ”

He Yi had already lost the confidence he had at the beginning, and Li Wenzai was playing at a very fast speed one after another, which had a great impact on his psychology.

These couplets were all found by him with great effort, and even he didn't have an answer to the next four couplets! Now, I can only pray that Li Wenzai can't come out of the couplet behind.

"Pick me up the seventh couplet!" He Yi said with a gloomy expression.

Some people even found that his hand holding the pen was already trembling slightly!

"What have you done in your life? Figure people and money. Harm to human life. Adulterer woman. Corrupt people's morality, and are you shocked when you touch your heart? If you want to use thousands of tricks and tricks in the past, which one is not your own doing"

"He Yi's uplink is getting longer and longer, and it's getting more and more difficult."

"I'd like to hear of this couplet, it's an absolute, and no one can match it yet."

"But this couplet sounds creepy, like. It's like ....... ”

"It's as if you have come to the Yama Hall after death and are being judged by the king of Yama."

"yes, that's how it feels!"

"I think, it's the two of you who have ghosts in your hearts, that's why you're afraid!"

"Fart!"

"You have a ghost in your heart!"

Someone once said that the nobles are the biggest hooligans in this world, and this is not bad at all. Don't look like a decent man and a gentleman, but once something touches their interests or something in their hearts, they will turn into a big hooligan.

"Li Wenzai, can you come out?" He Yi asked a little proudly.

This couplet. But he worked hard to get it, and it is known as the absolute eternal. So far, no one has been able to say it!

Li Wenzai looked at his smug appearance and sneered: "Do you think this couplet is difficult? ”

He Yi's smile suddenly turned to Li Wenzai's face and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Li Wenzai didn't answer him, he picked up the pen and wrote: "Come to me here and you will be revenged!" Calculate it, squander your property, destroy your descendants, reduce the punishment and disaster, are you afraid of it with your eyes open? Look at how many fierce flames there are today, how many of them can escape here! ”

"If the upper link of the club just now is a trial, then this lower link is the result of the trial, so infiltrating!"

"yes, creepy feeling."

"Weak heart!"

"You're deliberately finding fault, aren't you? Do you go head-to-head? ”

"What's the matter, here you are! What are you doing, didn't you say heads-up, how can two people go together!? Shame on you! ”

"Hehe, when I say heads-up, I mean you single-handedly fight the two of us!"

"You are shameless, I don't accept it!"

Li Wenzai looked at the three aristocrats who were in a pile, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, he had never seen such a scene in his previous life. But I have seen those members of the Ukrainian parliament do it, and it is really wonderful.

Fu Qinglime smiled: "Aren't you surprised? In fact, the aristocracy is like this, far worse than you think, well, much worse. ”

Li Wenzai smiled faintly: "I feel that such a nobleman is closer to the commoners and more intimate. ”

……

The He family's side.

The head of the He family calmly asked He Yi: "Yi'er, do you have confidence in the remaining three couplets?" ”

He Yi was silent for a moment and then said, "At the beginning, there were, but not first. Lee Moon-jae is far more terrifying than I imagined! His talent is like the sea, it seems ordinary on the surface, but there are countless treasures hidden inside, and I might as well be it. Grandpa, after this incident is over, let's not deal with Li Wenzai anymore, I have a feeling that no matter what means we use, we will definitely lose the last. ”

The head of the He family hadn't spoken yet, but the rest of the He family was suddenly talking!

"He Yi, you are just a few couplets that have been matched, and you have begun to be afraid of Li Wenzai, and you have begun to retreat, you are really fragile!"

"That's it, it's just a civilian, even if he has so much talent, he's also a civilian! It's just that he has climbed the high branch of the Fu family, and he dares to be so rampant, it's really hateful! ”

"Be sure to give Li Wenzai a look!"

"No matter what you want to do with Li Wenzai, be careful! This person is definitely not simple, and if one is not careful, the consequences will be unimaginable. He Yi's father, He Tianling, said.

Everyone in the He family agrees with this sentence.

Li Wenzai asked loudly over there, "He Yi, have you thought of the eighth couplet?" ”

He Yi took a deep breath and walked over, and wrote with a pen: "The red lady is wearing a pomegranate skirt and a silver flower, which is five times better than peony and peony. ”

After He Yi finished writing, there was a round of applause around him!

"It's an absolute again, it's all the names of the medicines, amazing!"

"But with the previous experience, I believe that Li Wenzai can be right! He's a great all-rounder. Agile thinking. ”

"Enough. This is the name of traditional Chinese medicine. If you want to be right, you should also use the name of traditional Chinese medicine, Li Wenzai is not a student of medicine, let alone a student of traditional Chinese medicine, it is not easy to use this couplet! ”

The Fu family also thought of this and looked at Li Wenzai worriedly. If he doesn't match this couplet, he will go to He Peng's grave and kneel down, kowtow and admit his mistake!

Li Wenzai exclaimed: "You can even get such a couplet, it's really hard work." ”

He Yi snorted coldly: "You care about me!" If you can't come up. obediently went to He Peng's grave and kowtowed to admit his mistake. ”

Li Wenzai shook his head and said, "How do you know that I can't come up?" ”

The onlookers were in an uproar, no, this can also be right! Qin Ying waved his fist vigorously, and knew that Li Wenzai would definitely be able to face him, and nothing could stump him!

In the ugly face of the He family, Li Wenzai wrote: "Pulsatilla held a halberd, crossed the seahorse with his feet, fought lily with Caokou Gansui, returned to his hometown, and went to the Jinluan Palace to ambush the order. Worship the Marquis of Changshan, and the general will give a happy acacia before sealing the car. ”

Thunderous applause rang out. Everyone was flushed by Li Wenzai's downward linkage!

"Sure enough, it's Li Wenzai, it's amazing, even such a couplet can be matched!"

"What else could stump him?"

"I know that there is one thing in the Dao, Li Wenzai will definitely not be able to do it!"

"What?"

"Have a baby."

"I'll go!" ×N。

"Do you need to say that?"

"Nonsense!"

Qin Zheng nodded and smiled: "The upper couplet, the lower couplet, this is a pair of couplets that have been passed down through the ages!" ”

Someone in the crowd shouted: "He Yi, come up with some more powerful couplets, you must beat Li Wenzai once!" As long as you win Li Wenzai, you will definitely be famous! ”

He Yi's heart moved, and his face flushed with the same flush.

"Li Wenzai, then let you see my eighth couplet!"

He Yi shouted loudly, dipped in ink: "Canghai Ri, Chicheng Xia, Emei Xue, Wuxia Cloud, Dongting Yue, Peng Liyan, Xiaoxiang Rain, Wuyi Peak, Lushan Waterfall, the wonders of the universe, painting the wall." ”

The nine wonders of the couplet are not less difficult than the name of the medicine.

"Where did this guy He Yi get so many absolutely! This guy is planning to deal with Li Wenzai. ”

It is said that He Yi's younger brother He Peng was killed by Li Wenzai in the United States. Although not personally, he played a decisive role. ”

"It turned out to be the revenge of killing my brother! This is indeed a great feud. ”

"It's just that it seems that the He family wants to take revenge, it doesn't seem to be that simple, Li Wenzai is not a little sheep, let others slaughter."

"Yes, but that's exactly what we can see in such a wonderful couplet competition."

Fu Qingmeng asked in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, how are you, can you match?" If you can't match it, and there is nothing wrong, I don't believe that the He family really dares you to go to He Peng's grave to kneel and kowtow and admit your mistakes! ”

Li Wenzai said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just a couplet, it's nothing to me at all." ”

Fu Qingmeng was immediately overjoyed and said, "That's good!" ”

As he spoke, Fu Qingmeng tore open a piece of rice paper, Li Wenzai dipped it in ink, and wrote: "Shaoling poems, Maha paintings, Zuo Chuanwen, Sima Shi, Xue Tao notes, Right Military Post, Nanhua Sutra, Xiangru Fu, Qu Zi Lisao, collect ancient and modern masterpieces, and put me in the mountain window." ”

He Yi was suddenly furious, this guy was really right!

I don't believe it! He Yi immediately put pen to paper and wrote: "Father Nobuxiu, Minister Changxiu, Shizheng Xiu, first extinguish Jiuxiu, then die Guangxiu, Nobunaga shines for a hundred generations; The times are not good? Unfavourable? Taxi disadvantage? Hate. ”

"This couplet seems to be about the deeds of Oda Nobunaga during the Warring States period in Japan."

In this world, Japan has experienced the Warring States period, and it is basically not much different from the previous life. But at the end of the Warring States period, a huge change took place.

"History? It should be what Li Wenzai is good at, but he wrote about those things in the Ming Dynasty. ”

"That was the history of the Ming Dynasty, and now it's the history of Japan. Can it be the same? ”

"Perhaps, Li Wenzai may have dabbled in the history of Japan's Warring States period."

"That's right, Li Wenzai has given us a lot of energy. For example, the couplet in the name of traditional Chinese medicine, this guy can actually come out right, it's really perverted! ”

Li Wenzai's expression did not change in the slightest, and he wrote with a stroke of the pen: "Zixiu's family, the enemy's Ji family, and the Chenjing family." Friends of the Li family. Hate the winners. Hideyoshi commanded a country; Punish for this! It's here! That's it! Tyranny. ”

Obviously, Li Wenzai's next link is about the deeds of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, which is not only neat, but also the artistic conception is not bad.

"Cow! What else can I say? ”

"Even the history of Japan's Warring States has been studied, is he a robot? How much energy and time you have? ”

"Mortal, don't use your mortal standards to measure a peerless genius!"

He Yi's cold sweat broke out, this is already the ninth couplet, and there is another one. If he loses, Li Wenzai will have to click on himself at will!

The ghost believes that he really clicks at random, who knows what kind of conspiracy he has!

"Look, this is my last couplet!" He Yiyun wrote five words on the paper.

"Hey, why is there only five words in this couplet? Taoran Jinjiang embankment! It's too easy, isn't it? ”

"Simple? Is that the only level of your IQ? ”

"What do you say, looking for death?"

"Since you're bad, don't be afraid of what others say! Take a look for yourself, the peach burns the Jinjiang embankment, which contains the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth! ”

"Hiss~~! Really! A small couplet, there is such a whirlwind. However, Ho Yi. It seems that your couplet is not an upper couplet, but a lower couplet. ”

He Yi nodded and said, "Not bad." Officially downlinked, Li Wenzai, you come to the uplink. ”

For this seemingly small and simple couplet, He Yi has more confidence than those long couplets, because he has consulted many couplet masters with this couplet, and none of them have the right one!

Of course, it's no problem to make up the five lines of words, but it's not so simple to get the artistic conception right.

Everyone present was also pondering, but they found that this little couplet was even more difficult than those long couplets!

"I don't want to, my brain hurts when I think about it."

"It's normal, your pig brain is not suitable for thinking about problems that human intelligence can think about."

"You guy, you provoked me several times, are you looking for a beating!"

"I'm just looking for a beating, and you're going to beat me if you have a kind!"

"It's the first time I've seen such a fetish, such a request!"

"How dare you hit me!"

"It's all the fighting, and you still ask questions like this, and your brain has a problem."

"I said, you two, if you have this time, you might as well think about how to match this couplet."

"I don't want it!" ×2！

Fu Qinglime grabbed Li Wenzai's hand and asked, "Li Wenzai, can you come up?" ”

Li Wenzai patted her little hand lightly and said to He Yi: "He Yi, I'll give you a chance, as long as you cancel your previous bet, I will let you go this time." ”

He Yi's brows jumped, and he looked at Li Wenzai's expression and suddenly fell into hesitation. But some people in the He family thought that Li Wenzai couldn't be right, so they wanted to use such means to escape punishment.

"Dream! Today you must go to He Peng's grave and kneel down and kowtow and admit your mistakes! ”

"Ha Lu Ha~~! Li Wenzai, it turns out that you also have today! What, can't you get up? The myth of the all-rounder has been shattered! I see what kind of face you will have to face the Chinese people in the future! ”

Li Wenzai sneered: "It's funny, you can't face the Chinese people without a couplet?" What kind of logic do you have? My psychology is not fragile to that extent, and the tolerance of the Chinese people is not something you can think of. He Yi, now tell me your choice! ”

He Tianling suddenly spoke: "Yi'er, promise him!" ”

A disciple of the He family next to him suddenly shouted: "Uncle, how can you promise him, it's not easy to win!" As long as he wins, he can go to He Peng's grave to kowtow and admit his mistake! ”

He Tianling stood there expressionlessly, no one could see through his thoughts.

He Yi's expression changed, obviously very entangled in his heart, and he didn't know whether Lu Dao listened to his father or others. For him, it was a very difficult multiple-choice question!

Suddenly, He Yi raised his head and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”

Li Wenzai looked surprised, he couldn't imagine that He Yi really agreed to him, but he himself showed a look of regret. His eyes couldn't help but fall on He Yi's lower abdomen, and he shook his head slightly regrettably.

He Yi suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and a chill ran down his spine, this guy was definitely not well-intentioned! It seems that I was right to say yes!

He Tianling's eyes showed a look of satisfaction, and said: "Well done, the so-called forgiving and forgiving people, don't do everything so absolutely, there is no benefit." ”

The rest of the He family stared at He Yi angrily, blaming this guy, such a good opportunity was let go in vain!

"He Yi. What the hell are you thinking? Don't you want to avenge He Peng? ”

"Yes. Do you want He Peng to die without turning a blind eye? ”

He Tianling's face suddenly became ugly, and he exclaimed, "Since that's the case." Come on! ”

A young man from the He family came out and sneered: "Uncle, it's not that I don't know how to be polite as a junior, it's just that you are a little too cautious in doing things. Since Uncle said so, then transfer the gambling contract to me! Li Wenzai, you have no opinion, right? ”

Li Wenzai nodded and said, "No." With His Majesty and so many nobles here, I don't think you dare to go back. ”

He Yi found a playful smile in Li Wenzai's eyes, and a hint of schadenfreude, and hurriedly shouted, "He Zhou." I disagree! You can't do this! ”

He Zhou said: "He Yi, there is nothing to do with you anymore, you still stay by the side." ”

Then, He Zhou looked at Li Wenzai and said, "Li Wenzai, then please tell me about Shanglian." ”

Li Wenzai bared his teeth at He Zhou, picked up the pen and wrote the couplet: "Smoke lock pond willow!" ”

At this moment, everyone was stunned! It's really right!

Smoke lock pond willow, so neat! Good mood! In Heyi's lower link, Taoran Jinjiang embankment. A burning word will be the splendor and beauty of peach blossoms to the fullest!

And in Li Wenzai's upper link, a lock word is also used very well. Whether it is the neatness or artistic conception, it is even slightly higher than He Yi's Taoran Jinjiang embankment!

"Incredible! Li Wenzai turned out to be really right! ”

"So, what he said to He Yi before was actually to let He Yi go?"

He Yi didn't let Li Wenzai's thoughts go to waste, but He Zhou was clever because of his resentment, and took the bet. Who expected that the most clever was clever but was mistaken by cleverness. ”

In other words, what is the mystery of Li Wenzai's bet? I don't believe he's just a casual bit. ”

"Li Wenzai is a martial arts master, have you forgotten his competition with Konosuke Kuyama? Perhaps, what he said casually is actually a point. ”

"Very likely!"

"Poor He Zhou, hit the muzzle of the gun yourself! You say that he is unlucky, and He Yi is very smart. ”

"Now I understand that sentence very thoroughly, if you don't die, you won't die! If He Zhou hadn't thought about humiliating Li Wenzai, he wouldn't have ended up like this. ”

"So, don't mess with Li Wenzai! This guy is too evil! ”

Li Wenzai smiled at Qin Zheng and said, "Your Majesty, you can announce the results now, right?" ”

As he spoke, Li Wenzai also winked at Qin Ying next to him. Qin Ying was suddenly ashamed and happy, and lowered his head with a flushed face. Seeing this scene, Su Ziran immediately snorted coldly.

Li Wenzai stuck out his tongue, he was really embarrassed to be caught teasing other people's daughters.

Qin Zheng said with a smile: "Okay, this couplet competition, it is Li Wenzai who wins!" Since He Zhou took the initiative to take the bet from He Yi, then you can fulfill the previous bet. ”

Li Wenzai walked towards He Zhou with a smile, He Zhou had long regretted it extremely, he had already listened to He Yi's words when he knew that he was in the Dao, and he would not provoke Li Wenzai!

"You...... What are you doing? He Zhou's face was pale, Li Wenzai was notorious, how could He Zhou not be afraid.

He Yi couldn't help but say, "Li Wenzai, can you let He Zhou go?" ”

Li Wenzai shook his head and said, "Impossible! Originally, I had done my best to let you go, but I didn't expect this guy to send it to the door by himself. I regret letting you go, how could I let him go again. If you dare to take the bet, you have to pay the price! After all, if I lose, he won't let me go, and will definitely let me go to He Peng's grave to kneel down and kowtow and admit my mistake! ”

He Yi was speechless for a moment.

He Zhou shouted loudly: "Li Wenzai, it wasn't me who gambled with you, you go to He Yi, don't come to me!" ”

Don't talk about others, even the eyes of the He family looking at He Zhou are wrong. He Zhou's father stepped forward and slapped He Zhou to the ground, shouting: "Evil animal, what did you say!" The He family, willing to gamble and lose, dare to do it, not a person who can't afford to gamble! ”

He Zhou covered his face and looked at Li Wenzai who walked in in horror, he didn't know what Li Wenzai was going to do on his body, but what he could know was that it would definitely not be a good thing!

Li Wenzai walked up to He Zhou, gently rubbed him in the abdomen, and then smiled: "It's okay." ”

He Zhou didn't feel anything, but felt a tingling sensation like an electric shock coming from Li Wenzai's fingers on his abdomen.

"You...... What have you done to me? He Zhou is like a little woman who has been wheeled with rice.

Li Wenzai said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that some of your abilities are temporarily limited, and the time is half a year." Within half a year, your root will not harden no matter how stimulated it is, and it will only slowly recover after half a year. I hope you have enjoyed your half year. ”

For a person who likes to fish, restricting this function is like a person who is an alcoholic and does not let him drink, and a drug addict does not let him take drugs, which is extremely painful.

"Don't! You change the punishment, I don't want this! He Zhou screamed.

Li Wenzai shook his head and said: "No, this is the punishment method that I have long thought of, I originally wanted He Yi to taste it, who knew that this guy was very shrewd and escaped, and just when you bumped into it, then I can only let you taste it." ”

Everyone has a chill in their hearts, this guy is simply a demon! (To be continued......)