Chapter 239: Li Wenzai's Idea, Be the King Yourself!

He Yi's heart was cold, and a cold sweat broke out in his head. If his father hadn't reminded him just now, he might have listened to those cousins and not agreed to Li Wenzai's proposal!

If that were the case, the one who was now subjected to such a cruel punishment would be himself!

Not only the He family, but also the other nobles were also chilled, this kid had such a strange ability! I wonder if he can make people die unconsciously, but it can't be for any reason?

As soon as such an idea appeared, everyone's eyes on Li Wenzai changed.

Fear, jealousy, envy, jealousy, all kinds of eyes, and so on!

Li Wenzai was naturally not stupid, and when he felt their gaze, he knew what they were thinking, smiled faintly, and didn't say anything.

On the night of Shangyuan this time, the lantern riddle couplet conference was held very successfully, and it was very exciting. Especially after the last, Li Wenzai and He Yi's couplet competition can be said to be wonderful!

The ten couplets that He Yi took out were all very difficult, especially the last four couplets, which were even more absolute! But even so, Li Wenzai still matched all the couplets!

Demons! This is the only word that can describe Li Wenzai!

The Fu family can be said to be proud tonight, and the Fu family has not achieved any good results in every lantern riddle couplet conference in the past. But this time is different, the Fu family has achieved very good results, whether it is a lantern riddle or a couplet. Then there is the Liu family, which has exactly the same results as the Fu family.

Old Man Fu and Old Man Liu were smiling very happily tonight, and they also suspected in their hearts that it was Li Wenzai who made the two of them win. But how exactly did Lee Wen-jae do it? And they did not know what to do.

Old man Nan was also very happy. Tonight, Nan Yali has won a lot of face for the family.

At the end of the song, people are scattered.

Li Wenzai returned to Fu's house with Fu Lime, and the old man Fu praised Li Wenzai a lot along the way, and Fu Lime and Fu Qingya next to him were very happy to see their lover being praised by the old man.

But there is only one person who is unhappy, and that is Fu Mingjin's wife, Fu Qingya's mother Du Hong.

Originally, Du Hong admired Li Wenzai very much, and his talent was outstanding. Very good. For him to become the son-in-law of the Fu family, Du Hong is still very welcome.

However, when she found out that her daughter and Li Wenzai had an abnormal relationship, as a mother, Du Hong couldn't sit still!

When the others didn't pay attention, Du Hong suddenly whispered a word next to Li Wenzai. Li Wenzai sighed in his heart, knowing that this matter would not be hidden for a long time.

Especially for Fu Qingya's mother, the huge changes in her daughter must be the most sensitive.

In a certain room of the Fu family's manor, Li Wenzai and Du Hong sat opposite each other.

"Aren't you going to say something?" Du Hong asked expressionlessly.

Li Wenzai smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't expect you to find out so soon, auntie." I'll explain it to you next, but it's definitely not a quibble. I'm sure you'll forgive us. ”

As he spoke, Li Wenzai completely told him and Fu Qingya about being plotted.

Du Hong was furious. I didn't expect my daughter to be framed!

Li Wenzai said guiltily: "Actually, Sister Qingya was affected by me, and Cao Ange came for me at that time. ”

"That bastard surnamed Cao, you won't just let him go, will you?"

Li Wenzai's eyes flashed with a hideous light, and he said: "Although he contributed to the good things between me and Sister Qingya, it is still unforgivable!" He is probably having sex reassignment surgery now. ”

Du Hong looked at Li Wenzai's handsome face and couldn't help but be stunned!

Li Wenzai smiled innocently: "Auntie, I really didn't do anything, he was accidentally electrocuted, and the location of the electrocution turned out to be a bit coincidental, and his thing was burned into charcoal." So, I think he should only choose to be a woman. ”

Du Hong felt cold in his heart, this kid just turned He Zhou's He Zhou into a eunuch today, although it was only temporary, but it was enough to make people, especially an adult male, collapse! I didn't expect to be even more ruthless to Cao Ange, and directly burned his thing!

Cao Ange is too, you say it's not good for you to provoke anyone, but you provoke Li Wenzai, a vicious guy!

Du Hong, who knew the truth of the Dao, couldn't say anything in the face of such an irresistible factor, and asked, "Then how do you plan to deal with the matter between you and Qingya?" Do you really plan to take Qingya and Sister Lime together, and follow the example of the ancients to have a Empress Nuying? ”

Li Wenzai said with a straight face: "Auntie, I, Li Wenzai, as a man, stand up to the sky and the earth, and I will definitely be responsible for what I have done!" As long as Sister Qingya is willing, I will definitely love her as much as I love Lime. ”

Du Hong laughed, stared at Li Wenzai viciously and said, "Stinky boy, don't you feel that you are too greedy?" I actually want to have two princesses of the Fu family at the same time! I disagree! ”

Li Wenzai looked at her expression, and knew that things must have taken a turn for the better this year, so he asked: "Auntie, tell me, how can I allow Sister Qingya to do things." ”

Du Hong smiled: "I want you to give Qingya a serious name." ”

Li Wenzai was stunned for a moment, to be honest, this requirement is really not high. You must know that Fu Qingya is the princess of the Fu family, her identity and status are there, and any man marrying her is a blessing that he has cultivated for several lifetimes!

If you want to give Fu Qingya a name, there are only two ways, one is to join a country that allows polygamy, such as those in the Middle East; Second, he can make laws by himself, which requires Li Wenzai to be at least a little king.

The first method is the simplest, but Li Wenzai is not satisfied. Because if you join the nationality of a certain country, at most it is only an honorary citizen and the like. And all races are xenophobic, and blacks and Chinese people are not happy in the United States, because of this!

If you are in that country, you will definitely be excluded.

Well, there's only the second one. On the high seas of the earth, there are still some islands that have not been discovered, as long as you are the first to discover, occupy and establish a state, you can become the king of a country, and you are qualified to decide the marriage policy of the country! Moreover, the king of a country is qualified to be the princess of the Fu family.

Establish a country, be a king! Li Wenzai's heart was suddenly pounding!

"Good. I promise you! If you can't give Sister Qingya a name. I wouldn't marry Lime either! Li Wenzai said.

Du Hong was slightly stunned. immediately showed a satisfied smile, at least this shows that Li Wenzai takes Fu Qingya in his eyes.

Back in the room, Li Wenzai lay on the bed and couldn't sleep, his mind was very excited, he was very excited by his crazy thoughts!

Li Wenzai quickly called up the global map of the earth in his previous life in the computer in his mind, and then called up the global map of the world in this world, and the two maps fit together, so that this way. You can know which island has not been discovered.

But when Li Wenzai started to check, he found that both maps had islands that didn't exist in each other!

Li Wenzai memorized the latitude and longitude of these islands, then turned off the computer, and began to think about how to run his own country if he really established his own country.

A country, in addition to having a king, needs to have a complete legal system, a complete defense system, a complete economic system, and most importantly, people!

Li Wenzai discovered. Things were really troublesome, and he simply posted a post on the Internet on the other side of the earth.

The name of the post is: If you find an island. Become the master of the island, and you plan to set yourself up as a king, so do you need to be a god?

This post was published in the Tianya community, and it quickly attracted the attention and discussion of some people, and as more and more people joined it, there were more and more opinions of all kinds.

Many netizens think in a very, well, peculiar way.

"First of all, my kingdom will allow polygamy, and there is no limit to the number of them, as long as you are able, even if you can marry a hundred! Then, it's time to roll the sheets with joy. Change one a day, and it will take half a year to complete the round, how cool is that! ”

When Li Wenzai saw this, he immediately became a confidant, and this guy's speech was exactly the purpose of Li Wenzai's founding of the country! It has to be said that all men have the same psychology.

"You need to have a constitution and a strong enough military force to defend your country. You also need to have nationals, and so on. ”

This one is quite reliable.

There will be no result for a while, Li Wenzai let these netizens speak over there, and his spirit returned to this world.

It's about to dawn. The east has turned white.

After Li Wenzai washed up, he walked out of the room to go for a run. The area of the Marquis' Mansion is very large, and there is a special fitness field, and when Li Wenzai came here, he unexpectedly found that Fu Qingya had come here and was exercising.

"Sister Qingya! So early. Li Wenzai greeted with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Fu Qingya glanced at him, snorted coldly, and did not tilt her head, ignoring Li Wenzai. Li Wenzai was suddenly confused, when did he offend her?

With a salivating face, Li Wenzai leaned over to her and asked, "Qingya, what's wrong with you, did I do something wrong, why don't you ignore me?" ”

Fu Qingya snorted lightly and said, "You told me, didn't you take me seriously at all?" Thinking about marrying Lime? ”

Li Wenzai suddenly realized this question, he sighed and said: "Do you know the way, last night the eldest aunt, that is, your mother found me and talked to me about the matter between us." ”

Fu Qingya was suddenly shocked: "What, you said that my mother knew about the matter between us!" How can it be! ”

Li Wenzai smiled faintly: "How is it impossible, in the eyes of a mother who loves her daughter, every change in her daughter is very conspicuous!" Don't forget, you're no longer a virgin, your mother is a person from the past, just pay attention, of course you can see it. ”

Fu Qingya blushed with shame, and suddenly stretched out her hand and twisted it on Li Wenzai's body for a while, shouting, "It's all your fault!" You bastard! ”

Li Wenzai grinned and said, "Yes, it's all my fault, stop it, it hurts!" ”

Fu Qinglime vented the shame in her heart before stopping. Li Wenzai rubbed his arm and complained: "You can't light it, it really hurts!" ”

Fu Qingya glared and said, "Nonsense! When you pierced the old lady's membrane, the old lady was in pain! ”

Li Wenzai was suddenly scorched by thunder.

"You haven't said it yet, what did my mother say to you last night?"

Li Wenzai sighed: "You also know that I am a responsible man, so when your mother found me, I admitted the relationship between us very shamefully and told her the original meaning of the matter." She's very reasonable. Forgave me for the mistakes I made. But it made a request on me. That is, you must be given a rightful place. ”

Fu Qingya's body was suddenly shocked. His eyes immediately moistened, and he muttered, "Mom." ”

Li Wenzai continued: "At that time, I promised her that if I couldn't give you a proper name, then I wouldn't marry Lime. ”

Fu Qingya's eyes widened again! Whether it was Du Hong's request or Li Wenzai's answer, it made her feel loved! The maternal love from her mother and the deep love from Li Wenzai made Fu Qingya's heart feel as if she was soaked in honey.

Facing Li Wenzai's burning gaze. Fu Qingya suddenly felt shy, lowered her head and asked in a low voice, "Then do you have any clue?" ”

Li Wenzai nodded and said, "Well, I didn't sleep last night, and I've been thinking about it." ”

"Is there a way?"

"Of course, or I join the nationality of a country that allows polygamy."

Fu Qingya immediately shook her head and said, "Impossible!" If you change your nationality, Grandpa won't allow us to marry you! ”

Li Wenzai nodded and smiled: "I also thought of this problem, so I thought of a second way, that is, to go to the high seas to find an island that has not yet been discovered, and then I occupy this island and set myself up as the king!" My kingdom. I legislate, allowing polygamy! ”

Fu Qingya looked at Li Wenzai in disbelief. She suddenly felt the huge pressure on Li Wenzai's shoulders!

"Li Wenzai, in fact, you don't have to be like this, I don't want a name, as long as I can follow you something, I will be very satisfied." Fu Qingya finally admitted her feelings for Li Wenzai for the first time!

Li Wenzai smiled: "How can that, I don't want you to be wronged." In my heart, you are as important as lime. ”

Fu Qingya's moved eyes were filled with tears.

……

After breakfast, Li Wenzai received a call from Guo Jin, tonight's Lantern Festival party was directed by Guo Jin.

"Li Wenzai, tonight is the Lantern Festival party, only your program has not been determined, look, is the program finalized?"

Li Wenzai rolled his eyes and said, "I'm sorry, Director Guo, I was so excited last night that I forgot all the business." ”

Guo Jin Ha said with a smile: "I know that I have heard about your brave performance last night!" You can go and check it out on the Internet yourself, by the way, let's set the show for me first. ”

"Well, in this way, Fu Lime and I will sing a love song duet, and the name of the song will be "Flowers and Full Moon".

"A duet between a male and female love song? Okay, that's it! Guo Jin hung up the phone excitedly.

Li Wenzai returned to his room and went online to check about last night's riddle couplet meeting. Unexpectedly, there were a large number of connections, and there were even videos! The search volume has exceeded 20 million!

"Whoop! Didn't these guys sleep last night? That's 20 million! Li Wenzai sighed.

He clicked on an internet connection at random to check the posts inside.

"Wow Ka Ka ~~! Lord Wen Zai was powerful last night and abused He Yi, it was really happy! ”

"Sure enough, it's worthy of being a great all-rounder, and all the difficult couplets are right!"

"I'll go! I just checked the couplets from He Yi, they are all difficult to match, and what is even more terrifying is that the last four couplets are still the eternal absolute without couplets! ”

"The eternal is definitely in front of the genius, and it is also fragile like a wall made of tofu scum, and it will fall down with a light push!"

"Great! I'm writing about it, my lord! Great! I'm a great all-rounder! ”

"I think it's a pervert, a demon! Have you seen that when he was the so-called absolute, he actually started to write couplets when He Yi had just stopped writing! In other words, when He Yi wrote the couplet, Li Wenzai had already begun to conceive and had already conceived it! ”

"So, what is the structure of this guy's brain, it seems to open it up!"

"Upstairs, do you want to die, you actually have the idea of murdering Lord Wenzai!"

"That is, remember his screen name, immediately follow his IP address to find him, human flesh, be sure to monitor him closely, in case he is really unfavorable to Lord Wenzai!"

"OK, I got it, wait for my good news!"

"Hey, I'm bang! I'm just kidding, okay, don't take you guys like this! ”

Li Wenzai looks funny, these netizens are very interesting.

"Which couplet do you stand out for? I admire the couplet that is all the names of traditional Chinese medicine, and He Yi's couplet is probably bullying Li Wenzai not studying traditional Chinese medicine. No contact with Chinese medicine! ”

"Good analysis upstairs. We all know the truth. Li Wenzai is from the Chinese department. Generally speaking, except for those who study Chinese medicine, there should be no one who can come up right. ”

However, Li Wenzai came up! It's so neat, and all the names used are medicines! ”

"I almost knelt down when I saw it, Li Wenzai, are you a human or a monster, you can even match such a couplet. This is not scientific! ”

"Cut! I have long discovered the fact that if anyone uses science to study Li Wenzai, it is purely looking for abuse! Li Wenzai, is that something that can be studied by secular means? Pulling hair at will is a hundred times higher than my IQ! ”

Li Wenzai was immediately happy, this netizen is really good, and he can say such exaggerated words.

"Haven't you noticed the couplet at the end? It's small, but it's subtle. ”

"How could it not have been noticed. Taoran Jinjiang embankment, five words contain five elements, and the requirements of Shanglian should also contain five elements. I thought about it for a long time last night and didn't come up with it. When I saw Li Wenzai's uplink, I suddenly began to sigh. If all the people in the world have Li Wenzai's IQ, then the earth's can be at least thirty years more advanced than it is now! ”

Looking at these posts and replies touting himself, Li Wenzai smiled faintly.

Suddenly, a post caught the attention of Lee Moon-jae.

"I have a couplet here, I wonder if Li Wenzai can come out right?"

Below, is the couplet: 500 miles of Dianchi Lake, running to the bottom of the eye, draped in the shore, boundless joy, boundless space! Look, the East Xiang Shenjun, the West Lingyi, the North Winding, the South Xiang Su, the Gao Ren Yunshi, why not choose to win the Denglin. Take advantage of the crab island luozhou, comb and wrap the wind and fog sideburns, more apple sky and reeds, dotted with some green feathers and danxia, don't live up, surrounded by fragrant rice, ten thousand acres of clear sand, nine summer hibiscus, three spring willows!

"Whoop! The landlord is a brute.,Identification is complete! ”

"This is absolutely, hug, where did you find it? If He Yi is on this pair, presumably even if it is Li Wenzai, he must be willing to bow down! ”

"I counted,! Ninety words, there are ninety words in one link! Wouldn't it be 180 words to add up to the upper and lower links! ”

"The landlord is going against the rhythm of the sky."

"Is Li Wenzai really not right?" Many netizens are speculating, and many of them are even more determined, Li Wenzai must not be right!

"Then maybe, maybe he can come out right?"

"Li Wenzai, come out of the couplet!" A netizen suddenly spoke and shouted.

Then immediately many people followed suit and called for Li Wenzai to come out with a couplet! When Li Wenzai clicked on this post, he saw this scene.

Li Wenzai looked at the couplet, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he couldn't imagine that even without the Qing Dynasty, this couplet would still appear!

With a roll of his eyes, Li Wenzai registered on this website, and then logged in to speak: "Hello everyone, I am Li Wenzai. ”

"Bang, buddy, don't come to this set, we've seen a lot of liars like you!"

Li Wenzai had no choice but to contact the administrator of the website. After the video confirmation, the webmaster posted excitedly: "After my video verification, it is confirmed that the netizen whose username is Li Wenzai himself is Li Wenzai!" ”

The webmaster testified, and netizens immediately greeted Li Wenzai warmly.

"Li Wenzai, did you come in when you saw this Shanglian?"

"No, I saw the sentence that everyone posted: Li Wenzai, come out of the couplet! I clicked in to view it. I didn't expect it to be so lively here, there are so many netizens chatting. ”

"Ha Lu Ha! It's such an honor to see my speech come in! ”

"Idiot, if we didn't build a building in the back, how could we possibly attract Li Wenzai!"

"That's it, I still want to take the credit for myself, no way! By the way, Li Wenzai, can you get this couplet right? ”

Li Wenzai smiled: "This couplet, it's really difficult, I'm thinking about it." ”

The landlord suddenly exclaimed excitedly: "Yay! I'm stumped! It's so fulfilling! ”

"Li Wenzai, you must be angry, and resolutely fight against the upper and lower links!"

"That's it, you can't let the landlord be so rampant!"

Li Wenzai said with a smile: "Okay, then I'll show you the upper and lower links!" ”

"What! You've got it right! Impossible, how can it be matched so quickly, you must know that this is a ninety-word couplet! The landlord exclaimed that it was impossible.

Netizens are very happy!

"Ha Luha, landlord, I can't imagine that your little chrysanthemum was broken by Li Wenzai so quickly!"

"But Li Wenzai is too perverted, a ninety-word couplet can be matched so quickly, it's incredible! Unbelievable! ”

"The facts are right in front of you!"

"No, Li Wenzai hasn't written it yet, what are you excited about. Maybe he's just talking big. ”

This angered the people! (To be continued......)