Chapter 35: The Daily Life of Grief and Indignation
The so-called fact correction is to take things that are considered abnormal for granted. It modifies the other person's consciousness without having any effect on the other person.
In other words, even if Xu Ping was attacked by Bai Miaomiao and recognized her existence, it did not mean that Xu Ping would be able to make black Mogras mushroom stewed Pyrophore beast meat. Anyway, what kind of messy mushroom and thunder beast are these things? Is there such an edible substance on Earth?
I expressed my contempt for Bai Miaomiao's malicious cuteness, and Xu Ping just shook her head with a smile to indicate that she would not be angry. The miraculous fact correction has not changed her personality and habits, so Xu Ping can also tolerate Bai Miaomiao's nonsense very gently. Even if she didn't know what this bad little Lori was talking about, Xu Ping still greeted her warmly and took care of her after eating this dinner.
From beginning to end, it seemed that I was the only one expressing depression.
"Ahh It's so full. I haven't been able to eat in over a thousand years! Bai Miaomiao lay on the sofa and sighed, and her humble touching made people pity. It's just a simple three dishes and one soup, as for the performance, it's like eating a full banquet of the Manchu and Han people? Also, give me some politeness, bastard!
I glared at Bai Miaomiao fiercely, but she completely ignored her. Then Xu Ping was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and I quietly came to Bai Miaomiao's side: "Hey! What the hell are you going to do? Didn't you say you wouldn't disturb my sister, why did you come over anyway! Warning, don't go too far! ”
"Really?" Glancing at me lightly, Bai Miaomiao stretched lazily: "Anyway, why do I want to listen to you?" Do you have the right to command me as far as I am concerned? ”
I couldn't help but be furious, stared at Bai Miaomiao viciously and said coldly: "Are the people from the earth realm so unreasonable? Little girl, this is the human world and not your home, and you want to be arrogant and go back to me to be arrogant! can't do anything serious at all, only know how to play tricks, this is the ability of people from the realm? Damn it! It's just a dingding nanny, and you're not qualified to let my sister wait! Mess around again, believe it or not I make you look good? ”
Damn it! As for Bai Miaomiao's casual casting of spells on Xu Ping, I still have a haunt in my mind!
Even if Xu Ping is fine, I can't watch her being bullied. This self-righteous girl, is it possible that the people in the realm are so messy? If so, get the hell out of here! I don't have to worry about the affairs of the human world, my brother is in no mood to beg you.
"What's your attitude?" Jumping up like fried hair, Bai Miaomiao opened her teeth and danced her claws: "Miss Ben is kind enough to help you, you actually have this attitude!" Damn, you're threatened with a whole bunch of trouble, aren't you? Do you believe that Miss Ben doesn't care about you, just watch you die? ”
"Humph! I didn't ask you! I sneered disdainfully.
The two of them looked at each other at a stalemate, and neither of them would give in. I'm very dissatisfied with Bai Miaomiao, and this girl may be arrogant by nature. Of course, it's also possible that she came from the realm and still has a sense of pride in her status, right? In short, I'm pretty sure that no matter whether Bai Miaomiao is such a character or not, when she looks at me and Xu Ping, she doesn't treat us as equals at the beginning.
Otherwise, why don't you ask for my opinion before that fact is corrected?
This attitude made me very unhappy, knowing that she was just a nanny for Ding Ding. Cut! Brother is still the owner of Ding Ding!
"What are you arguing about?" I opened my eyes in a daze, and Ding Ding looked at me and Bai Miaomiao's cold war and said, "Don't quarrel!" My father said that a child who quarrels is not a good child. Not...... Is there anything you can say no? Why do you have to be angry? ”
"Humph! Who is mad at this idiot? He doesn't have the qualifications to make me angry. Tsundere raised her head, Bai Miaomiao's face was full of disdain.
"It's okay! Ding you go back to sleep, I'll talk to her. I smiled and comforted Ding Ding to continue to rest, and then forcibly endured my unhappiness and said to Bai Miaomiao: "Anyway, I put my words here, the human world is not a place where you can go wild casually." I'll be glad if you help me deal with those monsters; But without your help, I don't think the earth would have stopped turning. Anyway, whatever you want, but don't disturb my life! ”
With that, I snorted coldly and turned around and walked back to my room.
For such an unreasonable little Lori, you have to hang him and give her a little more face, so that she can learn a lesson!
Even if she's not as bad as I thought she would, I wouldn't allow her to do anything too much.
Not in the mood to read, I cleaned up my room haphazardly, and then found a change of clothes and walked out. Turning her head to look at the sofa, Bai Miaomiao seemed to be silent and in a daze. I didn't care about her, so I went straight into the bathroom. Glancing at the sound of the sleeping sound, I hurried to fill the bathtub with hot water, then quickly stripped naked and jumped in. I vaguely heard an exclamation from outside, but I ignored it directly.
Lying in the boiling hot water, I just feel soothed physically and mentally. The tight mood that had been suppressed in the past two days was relieved, and I closed my eyes again with a comfortable **.
If so, how happy would it be to just sleep comfortably?
I think I'm a lazy guy who just wants to be lazy every day, but in the past two days, I've encountered so many things that I can't usually imagine. How long has it been since I had a good rest? It's not a place right now, but it's a good idea to close your eyes and squint for a while.
In a trance, I suddenly heard the sound of the water lapping.
When I opened my eyes, I was stunned to find that I didn't know when Ding Ding had woken up. She was originally wrapped in a towel and held on her bathtub arm, but now she is swimming in the bathtub wearing a small sling. She snorted and flapped her little hands, not caring even if her clothes were completely wet. Even because of the support of my arm, Ding Ding could not swim freely anyway; But even so, she still had a lot of fun. From time to time, he poured water on me, and then buried himself in the water and bubbled.
Looking at Ding Ding's carefree appearance, I couldn't help but laugh.
It took a while to get out of the water, and Ding Ding waved her little arms desperately at me while spraying water: "Ah! Yikes! Little eucalyptus, Ding Ding saw a black thing in the water. ”
Suddenly, my head was full of black lines.
In Ding Ding' let Ding Ding go down and take a look! At the scream, I pulled her out with a calm face.
"What are you doing, little eucalyptus? Maybe there's a monster underneath the water! ”
"What nonsense! How can there be monsters in the bathtub? ”
"But, what did Ding Ding see?"
"You're wrong, stupid!"
I was ashamed and embarrassed, and I helplessly turned my head and didn't dare to look at Ding Ding.
What a fool! Doesn't she know the difference between a man and a woman?
I quickly took a dry towel and wrapped Ding Ding from beginning to end to absorb water, and took advantage of her struggle to quickly put on **, bath towel or something. I felt that I would not be gone again, so I lifted the towel and began to wipe Ding Ding's body. The little guy didn't allow me to take off her little sling, but he didn't refuse me to wipe her hair and body. With a cute little face blushing, she didn't dare to look me in the eyes. I closed my eyes and handed her a change of clothes, and waited for her to get dressed before hiding her out of the house.
At the door, Bai Miaomiao, who was squatting there and gritting her teeth, startled me. She looked at me with a gaze that seemed to be **, which made me feel creepy.
“**! Brute! **! Screaming and scolding in a low voice, Bai Miaomiao waved her arms and was eager to try.
"What's wrong with this guy?" I looked at Xu Ping next to me, Xu Ping shrugged her shoulders at me, and her inexplicable and helpless expression gave me a headache.
"You dare to bully His Highness Ding Ding, let me die!" Holding hands together, Bai Miaomiao pounced on me.
Then I quickly pressed her head with my right hand, and I saw Bai Miaomiao moving her hands in vain but not touching me. Her little face was flushed, and she lowered her head and worked hard, grabbing her hands and kicking her feet, saying that she would not give up. The whirring wind approached my vital point several times, and I quickly twisted her behind the collar and dragged her up to the sofa. Then, ignoring her sad and angry gaze, I motioned for Xu Ping to leave her alone, and then returned to the room.
As soon as I entered, I was stunned to see another non-human creature scratching its ears and cheeks in the doorway.
"Where have you been all day? Why didn't I see you when I came back? "That's when I remembered that there was a dead dog at home, but I hadn't seen it before.
"I went out for a walk. Woof! Looking at me with a pitiful expression, the dead dog hesitantly explained, "That little girl outside is so terrible that I don't dare to stay with her." Woof! So when I saw her, I hid outside. It wasn't until just now that I came in through the window. Barking! ”
"Hey! Are you a cat? "Looking at the open window in front of the desk and the few black dog paw prints on the table, I was speechless.