Chapter 4 Let the peerless beauty not sleep and masturbate by herself...
The proprietress is a believer, which Wang Lu had a deep understanding two years ago, and two years later, the proprietress is still the proprietress who does what she says, and it is difficult to chase the horse.
The two had lunch under the tree, and the proprietress cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and lifted the food box: "Okay, let's start?" ”
"What do you want to do?"
"Of course it's martial arts! Hurry up or not late, just take advantage of the right to eat. Follow me. ”
The proprietress said, turning and strolling, climbing along a rough road to the top, not knowing where to go. Wang Lu didn't ask much, and followed closely.
Although the proprietress was carrying a bulky food box in her hand, and there were more fragile tableware in the box, she walked on the ground as if she were walking on the ground, and the food box did not shake for a while, and even the collision of dishes and chopsticks did not arouse the slightest hint, showing a very clever light body kung fu.
As for Wang Lu, it is far behind, although he has been running and climbing mountains all day long for two years, he is already a superman of endurance, and he is not a person who practices martial arts after all, and his climbing movements are very unchic, and he has to use both hands and feet to barely keep up with the speed of the boss lady.
This walk was half an hour, until the strange rocks beside her turned into a peach blossom forest, and the surrounding area was deserted, the proprietress stopped.
"Yes, I can really keep up, and the atmosphere is not breathing! Monkeys can't climb as well as you do! ”
Wang Lu patted the sludge on his hands: "Hey, people in the mountains, running away from monkeys is the ability to watch the house." ”
"You're too good at housekeeping, aren't you!? However, this also proves that you have not wasted two years, and the foundation is very solid, in this case, the next thing is a little simpler. I'll pass you on a peerless magic skill directly, so you can practice it with peace of mind, the only problem is that it may be a little hard. ”
Wang Lu said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you work hard, serve the people." But I'm at this age, isn't it a bit late to start learning martial arts again? ”
As a result, the proprietress patted her chest with confidence: "You are comparing me with an ordinary mediocre teacher, not to mention that you are only fourteen years old, even if you start learning from me at forty, it is not too late!" ”
"Why do you sound familiar......
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Wang Lu and the proprietress talked and laughed happily, and the foreplay was very happy, but when the proprietress actually practiced the "dragon descending magic skill" that she called the first in the outer door, Wang Lu immediately knelt down.
The dragon descending magic skill is not complicated, there are only sixteen styles in the whole set, and there are only more than 30 movements when they are separated, but ...... The action is so difficult that it's outrageous. The person who created this set of kung fu must have a great hatred for human beings, and designed every move to go against the common sense of the human body, either the joints turned outward, or the limbs were stretched by tearing the ligaments.
Of course, although the exercises are anti-human, there is no shortage of peerless masters in the world who can practice anti-human kung fu, and the proprietress finished it all over again, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, which made Wang Lu highly doubt that this energetic girl had eaten some strange fruit when she was a child, and since then her limbs can be assembled and combined at will, stretching and stretching.
"Okay, the above is the decomposition of all sixteen movements of Yi Jin Gong, how does it feel?"
After completing this set of non-human fists, the proprietress smiled and asked, "How much can you remember?" ”
"Report to Master, I've forgotten half of it, may I ask if I can leave the teacher if I forget it all? Please give me two more minutes......"
"Damn! You're fooling me! ”
"Because I really don't want to add this kind of inhumane memory to myself, Master, is there any more reliable kung fu?"
The proprietress suddenly became angry, like a big artist whose artistic attainments were completely denied: "You little broken kid knows a fart!" Do you know how many people in the mortal world dream of being able to learn one and a half tricks of this dragon-descending magic skill but can't? Honestly practice for me! If you don't practice well, you are not allowed to eat! ”
Damn, threaten with food! What a work!
Wang Lu began to cultivate honestly with a lot of backbone and uprightness.
Although there were thousands of disgusts in his heart, when Wang Lu actually cultivated, he entered the realm unexpectedly quickly.
The proprietress obviously only demonstrated it once, but every action was deeply imprinted in her mind...... Of course, this can also be explained by the fact that those anti-human actions are too impactful.
And when Wang Lu easily completed the three movements of the first move without much hindrance, even the proprietress couldn't help but be surprised: "Okay, you are so flexible." ”
Wang Lu was weak: "You are the flesh type!" ”
"Heh, since you can easily complete the first few movements, let's speed up a bit, and next, try to add the breathing requirements, come, listen to my slogan and breathe......"
This time it's a lot more difficult. Although with Wang Lu's physical condition, it is not difficult to pose for the shameful actions of the Dragon Descending Divine Skill, but when the proprietress leads the breathing with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly feels a lot of pressure, and the rhythm of the proprietress is irregular, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and sometimes fast like a shower of hail, which is overwhelming. Slow but delicate and long, almost suffocating. It's not so much a breathing exercise as a whole-person game.
However, it didn't take long for Wang Lu to feel that there seemed to be a special airflow in his body, which ran through all parts of his body in an orderly manner under the guidance of the proprietress's slogan.
And as the breath swam, the muscles all over the body began to tremble slightly and contract. Although the amplitude was not large, the muscles of the whole body moved together, and the physical exertion was extremely intense, Wang Lu only lasted for a moment before sweating profusely and his heart was beating wildly.
When the proprietress saw him sweating like rain, she was amazed: "Oh? Reacted so quickly? Your sense of qi is really sharp, if you are in the mortal world, you can be regarded as a martial arts wizard who is rare to see in a hundred years. ”
Wang Luqiang endured the discomfort of breathing: "Damn, we are ethereal roots, a rare genius in the immortal cultivation world!" ”
"Cut, it's a rare specimen material for 10,000 years...... "Okay, let's stop here today, I can make you, a mountain man who ran a dead monkey, tired like a dead dog, and the effect of exercise is very sufficient." Go back and have a good rest, and when you recover, you will take the time to practice, and when you finish practicing this set of dragon descending skills, I will teach you a few sets of playing methods, with your qualifications and my cleverness, in less than a month, you will be able to at least single-handedly win against Zhu Qin's horses. ”
No way! A month of hard training can only win against the opposite one? How much have I been left behind in the past two years! My beloved teacher, should you consider compensating me for the loss of my youth!?
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That night, dragging his tired body, Wang Lu returned to Wuxiang Peak and fell asleep. The next morning, my whole body was sore and I wanted to die.
However, remembering that breakfast had not yet been eaten, Wang Lu struggled to get up, staggered to the living room, and unswervingly swept away the steamed bread, pickles, gruel and sliced ham on the table.
After eating and brushing the bowl, Wang Lu pushed open the door of the master's room, and sure enough, it was drunk again, the master slept like a dead dog as always, and his white clothes were spotless, but under the sleeping appearance, he also showed a lot of spring light. Speaking of which, if you objectively evaluate this fifth elder, she can be regarded as a rare beauty - of course, if you take into account her temperament and other factors, she will suddenly become an abominable cow ghost and snake god.
The master is a beauty, I don't know how many young monks are in the world of cultivating immortals, but unfortunately two years have passed, Wang Lu has long been tired of seeing this so-called spring, and when he glanced at her and saw that she was still alive, he didn't bother to pay attention to this superb master, it just so happened that Teng Yuntang didn't have a course arrangement today, so he could practice in Wuxiang Peak with peace of mind, according to the proprietress of the proprietor, the more tired this dragon descending magic skill is, the more you have to persevere, and the effect can be doubled.
As for the practice ground, there is no demand, it is just an open space outside the house. Counting on the dead dog in the house, like other peak masters, to equip the true disciples with a professional martial arts training ground, and even a blessed land...... Then hehe.
After moving his muscles and bones a little outside the house, and enduring the pain that his limbs seemed to be torn apart, Wang Lu practiced the dragon descending magic skill according to the instructions of the proprietress yesterday. Although there is no way to match the rhythm of breathing without the number of the proprietress of the proprietress, this set of movements itself is already an excellent set of physical fitness methods.
After one time, Wang Lu only felt that the soreness in his body had been reduced a little, and he couldn't help but admire that this set of mortal martial arts really had a miraculous effect, the master of the boss lady did not lose anything, especially compared to the one in the house, it was simply a touching spicy teacher!
While thinking, Wang Lu started the Dragon Descending Divine Skill from scratch and practiced it again - he was idle anyway.
However, this time I was only halfway through the practice, and I heard a woman's lazy moan from the room: "Ah...... It hurts a lot......"
Ha Luha, hangover, right? You stupid bastard! is so poor that he even embezzles the disciple's sect subsidy, and he runs every day to buy a bottle of a bottle of fairy qiong jade brew with hundreds of spirit stones, you deserve a headache to death! It's best to get drunk and be stupid, and be reinvigorated by the black-skinned Kunlun slave who turns into a flesh humanoid type!
However, the five elders are the five elders after all, and as soon as the immortal family's mind turns, they are drunk and glorious.
"Well, I slept so well and got drunk! Ha Lu Ha! Drink it again in two days! ”
While speaking, the woman strode out of the door, and when she saw Wang Lu, who was practicing the Dragon Descending Skill, she was stunned.
"Hey, Xiao Wang Lu, what are you doing here?"
Wang Lu replied angrily: "Damn, I can't see it, practice!" ”
"Practice?" The Fifth Elder was suddenly puzzled, "What kind of exercises are you practicing?" Have I taught you kung fu? ”
Damn, you slut is embarrassed to say it! You haven't taught me kung fu for two years! Every day is either a long-distance run or a bath, are you an apprentice or a pig!?
The fifth elder circled around Wang Lu with interest, carefully observed his position, and couldn't help but be even more puzzled: "Why do I think you seem to be practicing mortal martial arts?" ”
Wang Lu then stopped practicing at all, straightened up and said: "It's mortal martial arts, I met a master at the foot of the mountain, and saw that I had been practicing in the Spirit Sword Sect for two years, but I could only run to the death of a monkey, and out of compassion, he taught me a set of peerless magic skills. ”
After the fifth elder was stunned for a long time, he stomped his feet angrily: "What a bullshit master! Teach a true disciple of the Immortal Cultivation Sect mortal martial arts? What kind of stupid thinking does this have to be? Xiao Wang Lu, you are also a stupid person, let a famous teacher like me not ask for advice, find a charlatan to ask for mortal martial arts? You, you really looked up at the starry sky and ate too much, and your brain was in water! ”
Wang Lu was also anxious: "You also know what kind of bird the canteen of the Ethereal Peak is!?" Then give me a long-term valid meal ticket! And no matter how charlatans people are, the kung fu they teach us is real! After two years of spending time with you, it's actually better to practice martial arts with a master for one night, and you're embarrassed to say it!? ”
The Fifth Elder was simply surprised: "You traitor, you actually compare me to a charlatan?!" ”
"You deserve to be compared to others!?"
As a result, Wang Lu's taunt was just halfway through when he was interrupted by his teacher, who was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
"You idiot, you have no eyes! Do you really think that I, the master, have been lazy paddling for the past two years and don't care about your affairs? ”
Wang Lu sneered: "Then please master make a demon oath, I have done my best to my apprentices in the past two years, and I will do my best to cultivate, if there is any truth, I will quit drinking and sex from now on, and my living habits will be on par with the elder Fang He!" ”
The five elders lost their faces: "Quit alcohol and sex!?" Who taught you such a vicious oath!? ”
"Hehe, Master is weak-hearted?"
"Damn, the kidneys are not empty! I...... Ahem, I just accidentally forgot how the demon oath was made. ”
"Rub, you can figure out this reason! Please, make a face! ”
The fifth elder was cornered by his beloved disciples, and his face was red with anger: "You! You talk so much, aren't you just not convinced by my level? That's easy, you can just find your pheasant master and compare it with me! ”
Wang Lu was taken aback: "Master, your lower limit has reached a new low!" Are you a dignified Jindan monk, competing with a mortal martial artist? ”
The Fifth Elder said angrily, "Of course I want to suppress my cultivation to the level of mortals!" Fair competition, winner takes all! ”
"Ha Luha, you think about it beautifully, when the time comes, you deliberately let go of the water and lose the competition, and then take the opportunity to kick me, the apprentice of the ethereal root, away, and be free and happy from now on......"
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by the fifth elder again, and at this time, she was so angry that she dared to make any heavy bet: "If I lose, let you deal with it!" I don't complain about being a meat urinal for you! ”
"Deal!"
Being struck by Wang Lu while the iron was hot, the five elders calmed down a little and reflected on it, as if they had been tricked by their beloved disciples.
However, after all, he is a little fart child who has never seen much of the world, where can this little trick be on the table? Hey, what kind of mortal martial arts are you practicing, but you don't know that you are receiving the greatest education in Lingjian Mountain!
It's like, there is a peerless beauty for you to sleep, but you are bleeding alone! This stupid apprentice, you must be carefully trained after this incident!
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